The Adventures Of Mystic Investigations

Ometochtli: The Aztec God Of Drunks!

Ometochtli: The Aztec God Of Drunks

Mystic Investigations meets the deity of drunks on Thanksgiving Morning.

Memorial Day 2015 At Mystic Investigations

Below is our one and only Memorial Day themed adventure from 2015. On this Memorial Day we find many communities have canceled their parades and other festivities in light of the ongoing Coronavirus Pandemic. A rather pathetic pandemic in comparison to past plagues and what we’ve been lead to believe in movies and other fictional … Read more

The Pyrokinetic Protege

Monday Morning – July 6th, 2015 The blasphemous Brimstone, Sorcerer Of Darkness, and former apprentice of the current King Of Hell Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo, magically blasted through the glass entrance doors of Mystic Investigations headquarters. Amid the flying shattering glass he violently vociferated,”Mystic Investigations release my protege, and I promise nobody will be harmed! Keep … Read more

The Stench In Paris

We were in attendance at the First International Para-Con (Paranormal Investigators Conference) in Paris, France from February 14th through the 21st of 2014. Valentine’s Day was quite pleasant as we aided Fallen Cupid Angel in a mission to bring two soul mates together. He had displeased the Archangel hierarchy one too many times and was … Read more

The Terrifying Taco Day Incident

Hey Xavier Remington, President Of Mystic Investigations, here! On #NationalTacoDay some of the Mystic Investigations team was traveling through rural areas of Tennessee in our Mystic RV. A mobile paranormal research combat unit. We were handling various cases of things that go bump in the night around the state. Since it was National Taco Day … Read more

A Most Unusual Saint Patrick’s Day

Top o’ the morning to you on this most lucky of Saint Patrick’s Days. Naturally, I started off the day with a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal drenched in green milk. I added the dye myself! After breakfast, we gathered around the Shamrock Tree. More or less it’s real shamrock and four leaf clover sewn … Read more

A Most Sweetly Hectic Halloween Eve

Xavier Remington President Of Mystic Investigations here! On this most spooky National Candy Corn Day, and of course Halloween Eve, Mystic Investigations finds itself at a spine-chilling Orange Alert! The Condition Orange light strips on our walls flash orange all about our building while giving us an hourly voice warning. There is also an update … Read more

The Scare & Scurry North Pole Battle

Continued From The Scare & Scurry Scottish Sanctuary…The Following Events Took Place In October Of 2014… The McTavish International Academy Of Magical Sciences was in ruins on the Scottish countryside as the battle between magic and an unknown technology came to a close! Everyone was seriously down for the count including the most powerful magician … Read more

125 Stories/Posts

2008

March 8, 2008 – Mystic Investigations Founded In Woodland Springs, Colorado. Offices in Woodland Springs Library Building.

2009

December 11, 2009 – Ground Breaking Ceremony On Our Own Office Building

2010 [17 Stories]

April 30, 2010 – Our New Facility Is Complete. We’re Moving In!
June 18, 2010 – Grand Opening Ceremony Of Mystic Investigations Headquarters!
July 27, 2010 – Amish Werewolf Adventure. Technically first written adventure of Mystic Investigations.
August 13, 2010 – Friday The 13th Poltergeist
September 6, 2010 – Gnome Spotted At Company Labor Day Picnic
September 21, 2010 – Trouble In The Neighborhood Last Night
October 11, 2010 – Halloween Is Howling Ever Closer To Home!
October 16, 2010 – Autumn Halloween Harvest Festival
October 19, 2010 – The Thirteen Days Of Halloween
October 21, 2010 – Werewolf Warfare
November 12, 2010 – Paranormal Investigators Conference Road Trip *
November 14, 2010 – PARA-CON: The Paranormal Investigators Conference
November 19, 2010: TSA: Terror In Las Vegas
December 10, 2010: Roadhouse Roughhousing
December 11, 2010: Lumberjack Lawbreakers
December 13, 2010: Zombies Walk Among Us
December 31, 2010: The New Years Event Of The Year

2011 [22 Stories]

January 1, 2011: The New Years Nut
February 14, 2011: Villainous Valentines Vendetta *
March 1, 2011: Million Dollar Mystic: The Case Of The Missing Chupacabra *
March 5, 2011: The Star Bright Strangler Serial Killer
March 12, 2011: Spooky Slumber Specter
March 16, 2011: The Star Bright Specter
March 17, 2011: Lucky Leprechaun Legwork *
March 21, 2011: Supernatural Spring Saturnalia
April 1, 2011: Happy April Fools Day
April 2, 2011: April Fool Attack *
April 11, 2011: Alarming Alien Abduction Attack – Part I
April 13, 2011: Alarming Alien Abduction Attack – Part II
April 15, 2011: A Vampires Funeral *
May 12, 2011: The Fate Of Drake Alexander *
June 29, 2011: The Adventures Of Ashley Abercrombie
July 11, 2011: The Demonic Ice Cream Truck Terror
August 4, 2011: Vampire Bloodsport *
October 19, 2011: The Hannity House Horror *
November 22, 2011: The Hathaway Waylay *
November 29, 2011: Black Friday Booty Battle
December 11, 2011: How I Met The Real Santa Claus
December 22, 2011: The Anti-Claus Cometh *

2012 [13 Stories]

April 8, 2012: The Behemothic Blaze
May 2, 2012: Mystic Investigations Update
May 10, 2012: Operation Palm Tree
May 12, 2012: The Extraordinary Elephant Of Evil
June 15, 2012: Rebecca’s Rampageous Bilderberg Battle
August 7, 2012: Daring Daylight Attack Of The Damned!
August 20, 2012: The New Orleans Nightmare
October 14, 2012: Rebecca’s Retirement Robbery
October 17, 2012: Terrifying Taco Tussle
November 3, 2012: The Haunted House Of Vampire Horror
November 9, 2012: High School Horror: The Return Of The Dark Vampire *
November 25, 2012: Thanksgiving Thunder
December 22, 2012: Magic Scottish School Mystery *

2013 [8 Stories]

February 17, 2013: How We Met The Vampire Drake Alexander
March 3, 2013: Vampire vs Wendigo
April 4, 2013: Electrifying Evil Easter Engagement
April 13, 2013: Apocalyptic Abominable Snow Savage *
June 29, 2013: The Summer Of Slender Man
October 30, 2013: Trouble At The Devil’s Pentagram
November 8, 2013: Supernatural Sea Savage
December 23, 2013: Enchanted Christmas At North Pole City

2014 [16 Stories]

January 5, 2014: Mystic Investigations Returns From The North Pole
January 12, 2014: The Thieving Corporate Warlock *
January 17, 2014: Wolf Moon Madness
January 29, 2014: Paranormal Defense Agency Pandemonium Averted
February 14, 2014: The Stench In Paris
March 13, 2014: Harrowing Bank Heist
March 14, 2014: Fun Fridays
March 22, 2014: Crazy Calamitous Killer Clown
April 25, 2014: Para-Con Merman Melee
May 3, 2014: Para-Con Mayan Pyramid Star Chamber
June 21, 2014: DMV Damnation
July 22, 2014: The Immortal Keanu Reeves Battles A Vampire!
September 19, 2014: Ding Dong Ditch Gone Wrong
September 30, 2014: Mystic Unsolved Mysteries: Case Of The Scare & Scurry
October 4, 2014: The Scare & Scurry Scottish Sanctuary
October 8, 2014: The Scare & Scurry North Pole Battle

2015[19 Stories]

January 26, 2015: The Birth Of A Werezombie
January 29, 2015: Drake Alexander’s 2017 Premonition
February 13, 2015: Friday The 13th Demon Specter Strikes
February 21, 2015: Postal Netflix Poaching
February 23, 2015: Friday The 13th Demon Specter Defeated
March 7, 2015: Harrowing Home Invasion Havoc
May 20, 2015: The Curious Case Of The Explosive Nuclear Time Traveler
May 27, 2015: The Chaotic Case Of The Memorial Day Zombie Ghost
June 3, 2015: The Demi-Mermaid Witch And The Strawberry Fairy
July 8, 2015: The Pyrokinetic Protege – Part 1
July 11, 2015: The Pyrokinetic Protege – Part 2
August 17, 2015: The Pyrokinetic Protege – Part 3
August 22, 2015: The Amazing Astral Amputee
September 3, 2015: Mystic Investigations Auto-Destruct Sequence
September 7, 2015: Annual Company Labor Day Picnic
September 19, 2015: Bothersome Biker Babies
October 16, 2015: Boss’s Day Banquet Baby Ghost
October 24, 2015: Summer Eden: The Bionic Beauty
November 7, 2015: Xavier’s First Firing

2023 [2 Stories]

July 4, 2023: Independence Night Monsters Attack!
November 23, 2023: Aztec God Of Drunks Ometochtli & His Cult

2022

Nothing To See Here…Yet…

2021

Nothing To See Here…Yet…

2020 [3 Stories]

March 15, 2020: The Selfish Pandemic Profiteers And Hoarders Are Brought To Justice!
July 26, 2020: The Plague Doctors Pandemic Party
November 26, 2020: The Thanksgiving Guild

2019 [3 Stories]

January 26, 2019: The Devil vs Zeus
March 17, 2019: A Most Unusual Saint Patrick’s Day
October 5, 2019: The Terrifying Taco Day Incident

2018 [7 Stories]

April 1st, 2018: A Most Enchanted Easter Fools Day!
April 9, 2018: From Santa Claus To Slenderman: A 2018 Update
May 15, 2018: The Valentines Plague Doctor
August 16, 2018: National Roller Coaster Day Adventure
August 18, 2018: The Haunted Light House
August 27, 2018: The Dogman And The Gypsy
October 30, 2018 – A Most Sweetly Hectic Halloween Eve

2017 [2 Stories]

January 17, 2017: The Christmas Adventures Of Fraggle The Enchanted Elf *
The Result Of Drake Alexander’s Premonition In 2015 (Not Posted Yet) *

2016 [5 Stories]

March 25, 2016: Rowdy Ransomware Roust
May 31, 2016: The Terrenceville Terrors *
August 1, 2016: The Kook And Zombie Attack!
September 6, 2016: The Labor Day Time Traveler
September 7, 2016: The Vampire Cortez

Some of the dates in the above Table Of Contents represent the actual time of the story or the time we finally wrote it down. Particularly if the adventure happened over the course of days or weeks. Unfortunately, we’re very busy and have only recorded a fraction of our amazing adventures!

* Unfinished Stories