For most people, Thanksgiving brings about visions of titanic turkey meals amid watching televised sporting events with family. Others remember the historical first Thanksgiving in 1621 between Pilgrims and Native Americans. The breaking of bread in unity as they reaped the rewards of a healthy harvest. What few know is that fateful dinner at Plymouth Colony spawned the oldest American secret supernatural society still in existence. A society so secret that Mystic Investigations and a great deal of the paranormal community only recently discovered their existence!
Ironically a most momentous meeting took place at what would later become the iconic Kid’s Table of Thanksgiving. Those in the paranormal know from both the Pilgrim and Native camp had a powwow on how to protect themselves from the sinister supernaturals of North America. The Pilgrims knew of the various metaphysical threats on the British Isles such as vampires, werewolves, zombies, and demonic spirits. However, they were unfamiliar with some of the more monstrous menaces of the New World. The Natives spoke of Wendigo, Yeti, Thunderbirds, and shapeshifters like the Skin-Walker. They also told tales of befriending protective Sasquatch and Nature Spirits. The Pilgrims saw the benefits of working with the indigenous people to protect their new settlement from things that go bump in the night!
A Union Between Europeans And The Indigenous Peoples Of North America
Taking charge of paranormal protections was a mysterious male psychic and expert in all things enchanted named Talbot Jenkins. He made a point of convincing the Pilgrims he was a servant of God instrumental in protecting them. Talbot sailed over on the Mayflower without being listed on the official passenger or crew manifest. It is thought he was sent by one or more secret supernatural societies in Europe to set up operations in America. He compared notes with a gifted female Native named Namumpum. She could see general trends of the distant future via confusing visions. This included the decimation of the indigenous citizens of North America at the hands of European settlers.
Ultimately the gargantuan government of the United States would be born from this. Jenkins apologized to Namumpum for the coming atrocities in advance as both agreed there wasn’t much that could be done to prevent this. They needed to focus on protecting humankind from far greater threats. However, the organization they were forming during Thanksgiving would end up hiding various Native American tribes in dense secluded forests across the continent. Some who exist to this day still living as their ancient ancestors did. This was courtesy of witchcraft, Sasquatch allies, government infiltration, and payoffs to key military personal starting in the 1800’s. These untouched tribes in the paranormally protected pristine wilderness are a treasure most Americans will never know about. To this very day, Mayflower descendants flock there to partake of grand Thanksgiving feasts with the indigenous people.
The Birth Of The Thanksgiving Guild
The secret society was called The Thanksgiving Guild even before the word Thanksgiving was commonly used. Again this was courtesy of the Psychics Talbot and Namumpum. The organization was kept beyond secret by being passed down through family bloodlines at the top level. Most likely some are members of the publically known Mayflower Society. At the lower levels, they created various secret sub-societies that have no idea they are actually under the umbrella of The Thanksgiving Guild. This is known as insulating compartmentalization. Those sub-groups have experts who are recruited to deal with various paranormal threats. These include an extensive network of superhumans, supernatural beings, practitioners of magic, and other amazing people! These smaller secret societies also shield the upper echelon from being exposed to the world.
The Puritanical Paranormal Protectorate Meets Its Match In The Thanksgiving Guild
Amid the chaos of the failed Puritan Salem Witch Trials of 1692 another organization called the Puritanical Paranormal Protectorate stumbled upon The Thanksgiving Guild. The Guild had no choice but to assassinate key stubborn members of the PPP and then absorb them into their fantastical fold. Their agendas were somewhat similar and the PPP members who survived took a blood oath of loyalty to serve Thanksgiving. For centuries the organization acted as the ultimate enchanted elite black ops of the supernatural world. Plausibly they have thwarted all manner of metaphysical mayhem! It is unknown if they only operate in North America or work in concert with other unknown secret societies around the world. There is evidence they send agents to other nations at times. Primarily they are focused on North American supernatural security.
Despite the exponential reduction in the indigenous populations The Thanksgiving Guild always maintained an even number of Natives and those who still call themselves Pilgrims of the Mayflower. Their general agenda has been to provide paranormal protection while safeguarding the environment and the native population to the best of their abilities. Although a noble cause, they see things in black and white rather than the gray of reality. If one group of supernatural beings is labeled as evil then all individuals in that group must be exterminated under their Charter.
A Charter said to be a secret part of the famous Mayflower Compact. If anyone gets in their way or threatens to expose their glorious Guild they will not hesitate to take down any number of people with extreme prejudice! It’s thought they have hundreds of spies, sleeper agents, and supernatural specialists in all manner of other secret societies, the government, and a number of Fortune 500 corporations! Interestingly enough, several US Presidents are descendants of the Mayflowers passengers who populated the Plymouth Colony and celebrated the First Thanksgiving.
The Thanksgiving Guild Foolishly Exposes Itself To Mystic Investigations!
Mystic Investigations discovered The Thanksgiving Guild on Thanksgiving 2020! Our entire paranormal investigations security team had dinner together at President Xavier Remington’s home, Remington Manor, as there were several supernatural concerns to discuss. We were all going to return to our headquarters to form a battle strategy for the coming week. Throughout the dinner, our very own Vice-President Psychic Julia Hathaway and our intuitive Demi-Mermaid Witch and Senior VP Rebecca Abernathy had this feeling of impending doom along with sensing some type of surveillance on all of us. Our Executive Vice-President and Executive VP and Vampire Extraordinaire Drake Alexander also sensed something was up as well. We kept vigilant throughout the scrumptious turkey dinner and stayed on high alert as we drove to Mystic Investigations Headquarters in a tight caravan of cars.
Once at our facility we made a point of having our meeting in the hidden safe room that is full of surveillance equipment. Suddenly alarms went off and windows could be heard crashing as we saw what appeared to be a heavily armed black ops military team storm our fortress! We prepared to spring into action as President Xavier Remington called his government contacts to see if this was the US Paranormal Defense Agency or any government agency for that matter. That was thankfully a negative so we knew it was a private mercenary team! That made us feel better since we were free to use lethal force to defend ourselves!
Whoever this was wouldn’t want their existence to get out so that’s one disadvantage for them. Our team was a dozen against their several dozens but we had supernaturals on our side! Those of us without paranormal powers let loose a high-tech arsenal while the rest employed their magic and enhanced abilities. We called in reinforcements like the local Sheriff Blake Maverick who knows about the supernatural world. There was also the local Native American tribe of werewolves who could transform into fully cognizant hairy monsters at will. Rebecca sent a mental message for her coven of witches to fly there immediately! This was all hands on deck to take down these blasphemous bastards!
It was probably the most damaging battle royale our headquarters has ever seen! It seemed all hope was lost as this armed force had magical means at their disposal. The tide turned when the native werewolves and witches coven arrived on the scene in the nick of time! The structural damage of our building was extensive but thankfully our injuries were minor. Over the months of reconstruction, Rebecca had a Glamour over our headquarters to keep the damage hidden. The local media would have asked too many questions.
In the end, we took down the alarming enemy with determined valor. Unfortunately, these soldiers refused to quit fighting and forced us to take them down and out into the afterlife! Some actually committed suicide via cyanide pills! They would not be taken alive at any cost! The Sheriff helped the local Natives take the bodies away. The Natives then planned to transform into werewolves and instinctively eat them for their own special Thanksgiving dinner as sacred wild turkeys watch onward with glee in their precious little bird hearts.
One member of their hit squad was hesitant to take his death pill and we were able to subdue him. Just before he was going to take his puny pill he whispered, “Mayflower Forever!” The surviving soldier refused to respond to our interrogation at first. Finally, with the aid of Rebecca’s magic, Drake Alexander’s vampire hypnosis, and Julia’s psychic probing we broke through his highly trained mental barriers. It seems he was a penalized member of the Thanksgiving Guild. They made the mistake of punishing him by sending him on this mission that was employed by one of their sub-societies. Our Pilgrim prisoner was a hole poked in their protective insulation. We now knew of the existence of The Guild and quickly informed all we knew in the supernatural community! The soldier’s name is Calvin Armstrong. He was a descendant of the Mayflower Pilgrims and he had an armada of information to extract! Calvin was deeply distraught over violating what he called, “The Mayflower Oath”. Our Native American Werewolf friends had heard various rumors of an organization that worked in union with Natives. Apparently, they and their mainstream casino brothers haven’t been trusted with the secrets of the hidden tribes.
We learned that Drake Alexander had picked up clues of the Guild’s existence over the seven centuries of his immortal life. He was never able to piece them together as one source. It was only in the preceding months that he was coming close to unraveling the secret of The Thanksgiving Guild. They were in fact responsible for at least a dozen attempts on his life and those of his friends over the centuries as they see all vampires as evil! Apparently, The Guild didn’t like how Mystic Investigations embraces all manner of supernatural entities if they want to fight for what is right. Most of the supernatural organizations we work with are in agreement about that. Judge the person, not their paranormal genetic profile! That coupled with Drakes impending discovery lead them to place a hit on us set for Thanksgiving! In their eyes, it’s supposed to be an honor to die by their hand on that sainted day! The Guild had some respect for our mission but not the way we go about it. For some reason, I’m not very honored by this!
Needless to say, their secret is out and everyone in the paranormal world is looking for them! We had no choice but to spread the word quickly so they would have everyone to deal with rather than just focusing on us! Clearly, they are beyond magically cloaked from even the best of the best in our mystical world! Although, we’ve agreed to not act further so as long as they leave us alone. Despite them being exposed we still don’t know who the specific members are or where they reside. They could still vengefully strike forth from the shadows! Naturally, it would be safe to assume they have some type of headquarters in Plymouth, Massachusetts. There have also been recent rumors that the Thanksgiving Guild is run jointly by two Immortals. A husband and wife team. The Pilgrim Talbot Jenkins and the Native Namumpum. The very people who founded the ominous organization hundreds of years ago! If this is true then they had to delve into some very serious sinister magics to attain eternal life…or I suppose they could have found The Fountain Of Youth?
An Olive Branch Was Sent Forth To The Thanksgiving Guild
As a show of goodwill, we let Calvin go. Normally, we would hand over a dangerous enemy to the Amazon Women in South American or the prison in the basement of The McTavish Magic School in Scotland. We released Calvin with a message to his Pilgrim people saying Mystic Investigations would like to meet and discuss our common goals. We all want to protect humans from the sinister supernatural scourge and resolve the misunderstanding between us. Unfortunately, we haven’t heard from them in the past year. It is unlikely we will persuade them to not pursue their misguided path. We actually learned they had a hand in the 2018 Sasquatch Uprising which was looking for Mother Nature to take back the world. On the other hand, they were behind the greatest plot to kill the evil Vampire Dracula back in the late 1800’s! Time will tell if The Thanksgiving Guild is willing to come out of the shadows to work with the rest of us in the battle against the forces of darkness. Especially with The First Battle Of Armageddon taking place in 2013 along with subsequent battles leading to the greater war! If you have any information regarding The Thanksgiving Guild then contact us immediately!
We waited a year to release this information in order to conduct a proper investigation. We also didn’t want to provoke The Guild with further exposure until a much later date. Thanksgiving 2021 was quiet for the most part. Happy Thanksgiving To All And To All A Turkey Filled Night!🦃