Do Vampires Sleep?

Yes, Vampires do indeed sleep among us! And no they don’t sleep in coffins. No self-respecting vampire would be caught in a casket! Although the infamous Dracula has been known to lie in a casket for theatrical purposes when playing his mind games with humans. Vampires enter supernatural slumber for mostly different reasons than you do.  Humans sleep because they grow tired, and weaker until they succumb to a loss of consciousness. Human sleep is needed for cell regeneration, energy restoration, and mental recharging.  When deprived of sleep for a long enough time humans will turn into monstrous creatures!🧛‍♂️

The Minimal Need For Vampire Slumber

Vampires, on the other hand, do not get tired by merely never sleeping.  Although they may tire if engaged in challenging combat.  Even then they will bounce back quickly without slinking into slumber. If substantially injured they may sleep but this is often due to a temporary inability to function properly.  Such as missing limbs or huge chunks of their body being destroyed. Sleep doesn’t seem to have any positive or negative effect on the physical living dead processes of a vampire. This isn’t surprising since as a general rule immortal beings don’t require sleep in the same way mortal humans do.

The Dreams Of A Vampire

Cryptozoologists have noted that vampires can go crazy without sleep so a certain amount of dormancy is required to maintain their mental and perhaps even emotional state. It’s estimated that they probably only need a few hours of sleep each day but some sleep quite a bit more than that. This stems from the fact that sometimes there’s not much to do when confined indoors all day long in order to avoid the deadly scorching rays of the holy sun. Once asleep they have amazingly real vivid dreams that far surpass anything the average human experiences.  Most of their dazzling dreams are lucid and they have complete control to live out various fantasies. Vampires also enter a higher state of consciousness that accesses the vampire collective consciousness.🧛‍♀️

The Psychic Vampire Network

There they may psychically communicate, and interact with vampires from around the world within their dream realm.  Particularly ones they know and especially those they are related to through the master sire who brought them across into the dark eternal shadows. This is how vampires located each other before the day of global telecommunications. Often they partake of murderous blood thirsty dream scenarios together. Virtual atrocities they’d never get away with in our modern world without mass exposure. Since vampires have some degree of telepathic powers, they sometimes enter the dreams of human prey they’ve been stalking.  Either to torment them or hypnotically seduce them in advance of revealing themselves to their victim in real life.

Vampire Vulnerably While Sleeping

While sleeping vampires can be quite vulnerable when entering a deep dream state. They can be unaware of Vampire Slayer’s or demon possession. Such demon possession is rare and must be done with the permission of the demon who fathered any given line of vampires. Generally, it is that line originating demon who possesses the vampire for the purposes of fulfilling a mission in our physical world rather than looking to corrupt human souls. Since sleep vulnerability varies depending on vampire age and power, we recommend not attempting to take down a vampire just because he or she is asleep.  Well unless you bathe the room in sunlight or dump a bucket of blessed garlic oil on them while quickly throwing a holy flame lit stake into their dark heart!😴

Vampire Royalty Rank Titles

Vampires are the only supernatural beings to have a true global government. Although, Lycan Werewolves are working on forming their own. The Vampire Kingdom rules out of their Royal Capital hidden in Transylvania. It is called Diavol City. Every single place on Earth has an official vampire in charge of a given territory. Yes at this moment you are technically living under the rule of a royal vampire without even knowing it!  Not all vampires and other Supernaturals recognize their authority. However, they have no problem enforcing their living dead laws to keep their supernatural species a secret along with marshaling their kind in preparation for Armageddon.

Vampires Connection To The Devil

In this great paranormal war for the final fate of Earth & Humanity, the vampires will fight under the banner of the Archdemon & Emperor Of Hell known as The Devil. The vampires consider him to be their Unholy Lord Master and Dark God that they actually pray to. This is the case since vampires are ultimately derived from demonic lineage. The current King Of Hell Human Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo wasn’t originally recognized by the Vampires in any way, shape, or form! Now that he has allied with the Devil vampires reluctantly recognize his unholy authority. On Earth, it’s said that the Devil’s son, the Anti-Christ, will be their final Vampire Emperor along with his wife the Dark Empress. Until installed the Demi-Demon Darktanian, a Demon-Human Hybrid, is the current Vampire Emperor & Devil’s direct Emissary of evil. Upon the Anti-Christ claiming the title this Demi-Demon will then be the Vice-Emperor.

The Royal Titles Of Vampire Peerage

Below are the royal titles bestowed upon each generation of vampire’s who recognizes the royal hierarchy. Generally, only the first 13 Vampire Generations are considered royalty. In some cases, special vampires of later generations may be recognized by the Transylvanian King & Queen as deserving a higher title outside their generation. Most often brave vampires can become Dark Knights. When vampires enter into dark marriage the couple must adhere to the male and female forms of their given rank. Otherwise, a single female can hold a male title. Higher generational vampires may hold a variety of lower titles in addition to their official title. The larger the collection of royal ranks the more prestigious one is considered in the dark kingdom. Any offenses against superior royals may result in demotion and even punishment!

First Generation
Those considered First Generation can have one of two origins. The first is the result of a demon completely possessing a human to the point of altering their DNA, and then mating with a human. These pure blood beasts are known as the First Vampires. Those upper echelon royals of direct demonic descent include King Dagan and Queen Gula along with the various Grand Princes & Princesses. The First Generation are the only ones who can give birth like humans can.  Although they can only give birth once in their immortal lives. Those born vampires are Princes & Princesses. The only exception is the King, and Queens twin son & daughter who are titled the Crown Grand Prince & Crown Grand Princess. Each successive generation below is the result of the generation above transforming a human into a vampire. This is accomplished by nearly draining a human of blood to the brink of death, and then introducing paranormal vampire blood into the pre-vampires body to complete the process.

Second Generation
Archdukes, Archduchesses, Grand Dukes, and Grand Duchesses brought into the dark immortal shadows by elite First Generation Royalty. The infamous Vampire Dracula is 2nd Generation yet holds the title of Prince since King Dagan turned him into a vampire. One may become a Prince or Princess by direct bestowment from the King Or Queen. Dark unholy matrimony is another way to gain princely peerage.

Third Generation
Dukes, and Duchesses

Fourth Generation
Marquess’s, and Marchioness’s

Fifth Generation
Counts & Countesses. Theoretically, if Mystic Investigations very own Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander recognized vampire authority he would be a Count. Most likely with ruling authority over his birthplace in Scotland. Place of human birth or region where one became a vampire is a measure for rule over a territory. Although vampires can challenge another for authority in royal sanctioned battle whether directly or via a chosen champion. Anything outside the official claim process can be grounds for execution as an escalated war could expose the secret of vampires to the world!

Sixth Generation
Earls & Earlchess (a term created solely by vampire royals. In the human world there is no female equivalent to Earl.)

Seventh Generation
Viscounts & Viscountesses

Eighth Generation
Baron’s, and Baronesses

Ninth Generation
Lord, and Lordess

Tenth Generation
Knights (Both Male & Female). However males can be called Sir, and females Dame.  Knight is the most common secondary title held by the other generations of vampires. Often used as enforcers against those violating vampire law. However higher generations come into play if dealing with a powerful vampire fugitive, or a large group of law breakers. Those with special abilities and an impressive record are called Dark Knights.

Eleventh Generation
Esquire (Both Male & Female). Often high paid professionals who hold prestigious jobs at human corporations. They usually live in affluent gated communities among humans who haven’t a clue who their seemingly normal neighbors are.

Twelfth Generation
Gentleman & Lady. Some temporarily serve as Pages, aka servants, to currying favor, and gain higher ranking. Sometimes it’s just something to show loyalty early on in their immortal lives. They may also train with an Esquire and join them in their corporate job.

Thirteenth Generation
The Thirteenth Generation holds the simple title of Vampire. All generations after this are considered too impure for royalty, and the bloodline is too diluted with humanity. In fact, 13th Generation vampires are deeply discouraged from transforming humans into vampires.  Fourteenth Generation and lower can usually beg their way into being Pages or servants of the minor royals. That is if they’re even deemed worthy! In that respect, they can attain higher titles of servitude in any given Vampire House. Those who prove themselves worthy may be able to attain a royal title after hundreds of years. Length of life brings ever-increasing powers and more probability of performing deeds that will impress the royals.

If a 13th Generation senses a special human they deem worthy to bring across the demarcation of death into the dark eternal shadows then they are urged to contact higher royals to do this. The same goes for human royals, billionaires, and upper echelon government officials who cooperate with the vampires. Such humans are essential for vampires to infiltrate the governments of the world! Those human royals who become vampires usually gain equivalent titles in the Vampire Kingdom as a reward for their loyalty.

Complete Example Of Vampire Royal Hierarchy
– Emperor Of Hell ArchDemon Devil😈
– ArchDemon Counsel Of Vampires (All ArchDemon’s who created vampires lines, including the Devil. All such ArchVampires have been wiped out furiously by Angelic forces as they posed an insanely monstrous threat to humankind! They are too wild to ever be a true royal!)
– King Of Hell Dimitri Diablo
– Demon Counsel Of Vampires (All Demons who created vampires lines.)
– Emperor Of The Vampires & Grand Emissary Of Hell – Demi-Demon Darktanian (Anti-Christ To Be Promoted When He Comes Of Age)
– King Dagan, and Queen Gula Of The Vampire Kingdom
– Crown Grand Prince & Crown Grand Princess Of The Western And Eastern Hemisphere’s
– Grand Prince & Princess Of North America
– Prince & Princess Of The United States Of America
– Archduke Of The US West
– Grand Duke Of The US Southwest
– Duke Of California
– Marquess Of Southern California
– Countess Of Los Angeles County
– Earl Of Los Angeles
– Viscount Of Westside LA
– Baroness Of Bel-Air
– Lord Of Upper Bel-Air
– Knights Of Bel-Air (Under direct authority of the Baroness but they may take orders from the Lord as well.)
– Esquires (Knight Apprentices or those in professional trades who happen to live in the Lord Of Upper Bel-Air’s domain. Their services are at the disposal of all royals.)
– Gentlemen & Ladies are expected to show up at social engagements when invited or to supplement any missions, or battles on behalf of all royals above. They may also assist Esquires if they are training in a particular professional trade.
– 13th Generation Vampires who pledge loyalty to a particular royal are expected to always follow orders, and go where they are told.  Whether to assist royals or infiltrate corporations and human governments in key positions.

Interesting to note that all Princes and Princesses are expected to enter into dark unholy matrimony. Most other royals are expected to eventually tie the knot as it is thought their significant other will keep them in check and prevent any silly ideas of royal overthrow! This despite the fact that it is in a vampires nature to be free in their dark immortal trek into the never-ending threads of eternity!

All Vampires Fall Under The Rule Of Royals Whether They Like It Or Not!

All this being said a great many vampires simply choose to never enter royal circles and remain free agents. After all, they’re immortals with super powers so why be shackled? Even if brought across by a royal they can declare their intent to remain free. Yet they must submit to a rudimentary pledge or face serious repercussions! They are also expected to do occasional favors for royals if they are in the position to do so.  Those who have accepted full titles can never leave under any circumstance. Their pledge of loyal service is eternal! All who incur the wrath of any royal faces execution from said royals, or their Knights! Vampires who have previously never touched royal circles who finally come into contact with one often end up dead since they have no knowledge of this. They tend to defy the royal who they simply see as just another vampire adversary. Quite a few low generation vampires think that the Transylvanian royals are a myth. Unfortunately, if they live long enough they will realize the dangerous reality of the secret world of the royal vampires!

Additional Note: Woodland Springs, Colorado…home of Mystic Investigations Headquarters & Employees….is supposedly under the rule of the Vampire Countess of Comanche County named Saphiranza.  However, we’ve never seen her nor had anyone enforcing her rule thus far.  Certainly, our vampire Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander would have been contacted by now.  Although he’s made it clear to the world he doesn’t recognize the royals, and has said Woodland Springs is “his town”!

What Are The Supernatural Threats Of The George Floyd Protests?

Protests, riots and civil unrest rage forth as a result of the dastardly Death of George Floyd by the knee of police! This crazy chaos has included looting, vandalism, battles with counter-protesters and major property damage amid violent police response. The Mardi Gras Joker is the diabolical Leader of Mardi Gras and the general Carnival holiday. This filthy fiend is also a top flight Voodoo Witch Doctor and criminal underworld mastermind. Various sources in the supernatural community are indicating that the MG Joker and his crazy Cult have some responsibility in stoking the flames of violence in the George Floyd protests. The jolly Joker and his merry band of blasphemous bullies infiltrate peaceful protests and incite riots! The purpose is to realize the Mardi Gras Jokers ultimate dream. He wants to create the so called Party or Purge Apocalypse. First starting in the United States with the hope of spreading around the world!

What Is The Party Apocalypse?

The Party Apocalypse, sometimes called The Purge Apocalypse, is a global party in the worst sense rather than some peaceful Utopian celebration. It’s an apocalypse brought about by Anarchy or Dystopian regimes looking to appease an overly disgruntled population by allowing them to do as they please within a certain construct. This as the wealthy plutocratic elites and high value government officials remain safe in their strongholds. All while pretending they are down with the common man and woman. This would be something as seen in The Purge films except 24-7! People would be free to murder, maim, and cause mayhem anywhere they can get to without any interference from law enforcement! In the case of the Joker he wants the complete and utter destruction of modern civilization as we know it!

The Nightmare Of The Purge Come To Life!

Gun toting gangs dressed in crazy intimidating costumes would run rampant stealing, killing and raping. All amid hardcore partying all damn day long into the nefarious night straight till dawn! The megalomaniacal Mardi Gras Joker desperately wants to bring about the global festival of fright diving deep into dark debauchery and heinous horror for all eternity! We could even see high stakes life and death competitions like something witnessed in the Twisted Metal video games. Perhaps the purpose would be to divide territory among gangs or even to win the title of local government enforcer. That is if any government framework survives amid the raw violent anarchy! If you spot the jester dressed Joker at any protests then please contact your nearest paranormal professionals, practitioners of magic or the US Paranormal Defense Agency. Local law enforcement would be no match for the MG Joker and his chaotic cult!

The Mardi Gras Joker Rocks A Riot!

There is one confirmed sighting of the jeopardous Joker at a New York City protest. He wasn’t wearing his complete Jesters costume but his apparel was odd enough. He and his cultists where inciting violence by throwing rocks at windows and police. The Joker laughed loudly like a loon as he flung a few rocks at police clad in riot gear. Two officers ran toward him and shot the Joker with pepper spray. It had no effect and he began beating down on the police with superhuman strength that broke their face shields! Other officers moved in while his cultists ran around destroying any camera’s trying to film the spectacle. Another officer tased him and the Jokers response was, “Are you trying to turn me on boy?” He forcibly grabbed the taser away and shocked several officers. They drew guns ready to fire when he quickly recited an incantation and clutched a Voodoo doll that looked like a cop. The police suddenly froze as he frolicked away down an alley and disappeared! Within ten seconds they were moving again.

Supernatural Beings During George Floyd Protests And Riots

The protests and civil unrest sparked by the death of George Floyd and racial inequalities have taken place mainly in cities. The scope of supernatural beings involved is far less than if this were in rural areas. Most paranormal entities tend to avoid crowded place. Especially if they can’t hide their monstrous appearance! Also avoided are places where Mother Earth’s enchanted energies have been muffled by large scale human structures. However, the number one urban supernatural threat has always been Vampires on the prowl for fresh blood! Where ever a large number of people roam the night so will the sinister blood suckers follow! Particularly if it’s a chaotic situation where most won’t notice an individual suddenly gone missing!

Vampires Are The Top Threat At Nocturnal Protests!

Vampires most favorite venues have historically been bloody battlefields where they can feed and mingle unnoticed among the carnage. Certainly, they have nothing to fear from standard bullets, grenades, rockets and explosions. Violent protests in the dark shadows are a much more excellent modern choice. Any given case of nocturnal civil unrest can have at least a dozen vampires milling about. The vamps can be found biting into a variety of victims, slurping up spilled blood, and scurrying a target away to a secluded burnt out shell of a car for a more filling meal. They can even pose as police under the masks of riot gear and then hypnotize fellow officers as they partake of arrestees on the way to jail! The normalizing of pandemic masks also allows them to have their fangs extended and ready for action! Always carry vampire repellents on your person for paranormal protection!

Protesters Gone Missing

There have been reports of protesters who mysteriously disappeared during the violence or were later found dead. The police have denied responsibility. In some cases it’s non-paranormal serial killers and other sick puppies along with sex traffickers looking for new victims! With the rest it’s the MG Joker’s Cult kidnapping people for sacrifices or brainwashing them into their organization of terror. This also goes for The Plague Doctor’s Cult who also loves spreading COVID-19 and other diseases within the large crowds. Various evil witches and warlocks are also searching for fresh blood sacrifices to their demon or dark deity of choice! Many have the false illusion of feeling safe in crowds. Especially if they are like minded people out for a single cause. Remember that you are in a sea of humanity that is a target for supernatural sharks out for your flesh and blood! Always be on alert!