Do Nature Deity Based Vampires Exist?

Do Earthly Gods And Goddesses Have Their Own Vampires?

The most common vampires that originate from higher dimensional beings are demonic based. The first generation of these blood sucking Vampires was created when a demon deeply possessed a human and then mated with one of us. If the demon had been in their true biological form then a Demi-Demon would be born rather than a vampire. There’s also rare Jinpyre originating from a Jinn/Genie possession and possibly Vampangels from an Angel possession. So what happens if an Earthly God or Goddess possesses a human and then mates with one? Instead of a Demigod, we get a Godpyre. Demigod loathe Godpyres and will eradicate them without a second thought! This is unlike Demidemons who utilize vampires as their malevolent minions.🧛‍♂️

What’s A Godpyre Or Godpire?

Godpyre’s, or Godpire’s, are rather rare since nature deities don’t often possess humans. In most cases, it’s a dark Underworld God behind the possession. These vampires will consume blood and even portions of human souls in keeping with the characteristics of the death gods who created them. At times they may consume an entire human as a sacrifice to their patron God or Goddess! These chaotic creatures may also display additional telekinetic powers. These are the closest thing to demonic vampires with their aversion to sunlight and holy objects. They could also bring across humans into their dark immortal sanguine world. When a non-Underworld God creates a Godpyre it usually doesn’t consume blood and prey off humans. Rather they display the properties of their parent God and their survival is dependent on unique rules.🧛‍♀️

The Perplexing Properties Of A God Vampire

Whatever the creating God is known for is what these odd vampires need to survive. For instance, if the deity was the Love Goddess Aphrodite then the Godpyre would feed off pheromones and the metaphysical energy of passionate soul intertwined sex. They would definitely have top-flight hypnotic seduction powers. You might easily mistake them for Succubus or Incubus and miss out on one hell of a time! Those who are products of Animal Gods or Goddesses would plausibly subsist off the specific animal’s blood and possibly flesh. If the animal dies the vampire could be seen as the Gods way of keeping the population in check. An offspring of the Sea God Poseidon partaking of a possession would create a vampire who gulps down ocean water like a nut along with having hydrokinetic powers. Although, if Goddess Gaia Mother Earth created a vampire then it probably wouldn’t eat dirt all damn day long.🤣 As it came from the very soul of our planet it would be more well rounded. Most likely living off natures bountiful harvest. Any wild vegetation would probably do.🌾

The Limitations Of Godpyre’s

The enchanted entities mentioned above who don’t consume blood would seem more like an immortal superhuman rather than a vampire. There wouldn’t be issues with the holy sun or most religious objects unless they were bred from the dark Underworld variety. As with regular vampires, they couldn’t mate unless they were the First Generation. Even then they can only give birth once. The non-blood sucking varieties probably couldn’t transform humans into their own kind. Most likely those confined to the blood of a specific animal could turn said creature into a vampire. Some Godpyre’s could be more powerful than demonic vampires depending on their patron nature deity. Since there is very little paranormal data on these Godpyres we must utilize data on Demigods, standard vampires, and various nefarious nocturnal entities.😈

Nymph And Fairy Vampires

Varying degrees of strength, speed, agility, enhanced senses and paranormal powers would depend on the power of the parent Lord. Especially if it was only a Nymph or Fairy possession. It takes an astronomical load of energy for a Fairy to possess a human to begin with! This also brings up an interesting point. Fairies are physical deities and could be possessed by other higher dimensional beings. This includes demons! There’s conjecture that the Twilight movies are real in a Parallel Universe. Their sparkly sunlight vamps may have originated from a demon possessing a fairy who in turn directly mated with a human! Don’t ask us the supernatural logistics of that feat. All we know is that it is indeed possible to produce a Fairypire!🧚‍♀️

Mystic Investigations Raided Pandemic Profiteers Homes!

As the Coronavirus Pandemic rages on a new breed of titanic turd has emerged! Those who travel to several stores in trucks and buy up hand sanitizer, toilet paper, surgical masks, and all manner of non-perishable goods amid the insane panic shopping taking place. Some selfishly keep it for themselves under some misguided belief that that apocalypse is at hand. For reasons not fully understood toilet paper is the big thing to buy up. Plausibly they have a rare form of Corona Diarrhea. Others look to sell their bounty of products at over-inflated prices to take advantage of people. In the mix, these bastards are screwing over the low income, elderly, and those on the front line fighting this perplexing pandemic! A pandemic we know that was perpetrated by The Plague Doctor! His chaotic cult stole a vexing virus from a Chinese bio-warfare lab and then altered it with unique paranormal properties. This included precursors to the zombie virus that can cause Zombie Flu and in rare cases the actual full blown Zombie Virus itself. These facts have been kept from the general public by the US Paranormal Defense Agency and the equivalent organizations of other nations!

Sweet Pandemic Justice!

We here at Mystic Investigations are disgusted by these sons of bitches bull crap! Especially when we can’t buy what we need at local stores due to the shelves being empty as if this is the Soviet Union! Thankfully, our paranormal investigations organization is made up of immortal supernatural beings who may operate above the law for the sake of justice! Last night we raided the biggest bastards in our tri-county area and took most of their selfish stockpiles while leaving some with a reasonable amount. We then distributed them to local charities, nursing homes, community centers, medical centers, and those we know who are in real need of various items. Just like Santa Claus delivering his Christmas gifts we completed our mission as the sun rose. Below are a few tales of the profiteers and hoarders who didn’t take kindly to us entering their heinous homes and taking their ill-gotten gains! Read About Our Vampire And Demi-Mermaid Witch Kicking In the Doors Of Heinous Hoarders & Pandemic Profiteers…

What Three Wishes Can’t A Genie Grant?

Genies are the most infamous supernatural wish granters in all the Universe! They are the nefarious Jinn from another dimension who are bottled or lamped up by the forces of good to protect our reality. Unfortunately, it’s often difficult to return stubborn Jinn to their own plane of existence. Not to mention they are nearly impossible to kill! So magically trapping and binding them becomes the only option. Any person who releases a Genie from their lamp or bottle becomes the Master who is granted three wishes. After that is complete the Genie is forced back into their tiny prison once again. That being said it’s a merciful prison in which the Genie can use their own powers to indulge in a fantasy world of their own making. Something essential to prevent them from going crazy!🧞‍♂️

What’s The Purpose Of A Genie Granting Wishes?

Genies granting wishes can simply be seen as a scenario to be played out in the grand mathematical scheme of things within the mind of the Omniverse God.  Really though, Jinn have enormous metaphysical energies within them that can build up to explosive levels over time. The wish-granting releases that power in a safe controlled manner to prevent the equivalent of a supernatural nuke going off.  If a Genie bottle or lamp isn’t activated by a Master within 1000 years then the Genie gains enough power to destroy their own bottle and escape! At that point they are no longer bound to the bottle or lamp. However, they may be trapped again by a Genie Hunter or Jinnologist.

The Universal Limits For All Wish Granters

Genies are known as one of the few paranormal beings who can grant just about any wish. Others include Angels, Demons, and various Gods including some Nature Deities. Although, Leprechauns are the second most famous wish givers, their wishes are based on Luck. Most of these beings have limits on their wish granting abilities. Wishes that would affect things on a large scale, including the planet, or Universe, cause the wisher to be sent to a Parallel Universe where their wish is a reality.  Beyond that, there are three wishes nobody is allowed to make. A Genie is magically bound to never grant these wishes under the Universal authority of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  They are as follows:

The Three Wishes A Genie Cannot Grant

  1. No Death Wish – You cannot wish anyone directly dead. The Genie can’t kill people. They can’t work around this by casting Curses or other magical malevolence leading to death. You can’t wish for someone else to kill someone. However, you can wish to go to a Parallel Universe where a particular person died, or never existed, to begin with.⚰️
  2. No Higher Dimensional Transformation – You cannot wish to be a higher dimensional being such as a God, Angel, Demon, Genie, etc.  However, you can wish to change places with the Genie to free them thereby damning yourself to eternal imprisonment, and intermittent servitude. Utilizing the power of free will and the human soul there is a power transfer. The freed Jinn is effectively made a powerless human while you become a Genie!  In addition, you can wish to be certain biological paranormal beings in this dimension.  This may include being a superhuman, an immortal, vampire, werewolf, zombie, fairy, leprechaun, etc.  This doesn’t include various unique beings like Santa Claus who is half Angel, or some other fractional form of a higher dimensional being such as a Demigod. Consult your Genie for more information. They must tell you the truth but at the same time, they don’t have to volunteer any or all information.👼
  3. No Infinite Wishes – You cannot wish for more wishes otherwise known as Infinite Wishes.  You may not cheat by making your three wishes, disposing of the bottle or lamp, and then reclaiming it again. Nobody can become a “Master” a second time with the same Genie. And even if by some astronomical fluke you found another Genie, Universal rules would cause them to reject you! Making Genie wishes leaves a metaphysical imprint on your soul! Three wishes are your limit for life!  You can, however, wish the Genie to be your servant for life making you a perpetual master.∞

The Perpetual Master And Servant Wish

The Perpetual Master Clause in the Universal Genie Accords allows for continued release of a Jinns power. The Genie’s magic for this wish is confined to menial tasks such as cleaning up your home, making you dinner, repairing things, etc.  So in a way, you can get infinite wishes but they’re not anything that great. Of course, you are saving time, and money every day.  Many people don’t know about this loophole. The Genie will tell you what three wishes you can’t make but he or she will not share the “Servant Clause” with you because they loathe the servant scenario most of all. They’d rather be trapped alone in their prison for hundreds of years than serve you for life.  At least in their bottle, they can manufacture a rather realistic dream world to live in. There’s also the fact that virtually every Genie hates humankind and blames them for being trapped in their prison! Naturally, they brought it upon themselves by bringing chaos to our dimension and drawing attention to themselves to begin with!

The Perpetual Protection And Immortality Loophole

You can gain great advantage by holding off on making all three wishes and enjoying the protection of the Genie. He or she is bound by Universal Law to protect you from all harm until you complete all three wishes. However, they can’t kill anyone even if it is to protect you. All they can do is neutralize the threat for any given situation. Interestingly enough, they must prevent your death so you may carry out the wishes. Theoretically, you could never make the wishes and live forever! You would gain immortality by default without the risk of making wishes! That being said there’s nothing compelling them into keeping you youthful. Still, you may live long enough to see the medical science and technology find the cure for aging thereby saving you a wish!

Genies Love To Twist Wishes In A Malicious Way!

Now you know how to fully utilize your wishes if you’re lucky enough to happen upon a Genie in your lifetime. Just remember to carefully word your wishes because Genies are notorious for twisting your words in a diabolical way. For instance, we have the quintessential wish for money. If you just ask for a billion dollars then it could very well be stolen from a bank or even worse dangerous criminals! It could also be stolen from you or somehow be lost once you get it! There was a notorious case some years ago where the money of a Genie’s wish came from a major drug cartel. The Genie purposely created a paper trail leading back to their Master.  Naturally, a hit was placed on the person. They had already used up their three wishes and at that point the Genie was no longer obligated to protect them!  The Genie got revenge by proxy and went back into their bottle with a smug superiority! There’s also an issue if someone discovers you all of the sudden have this money and the IRS becomes involved along with other governmental agencies investigating you!

Wish Wording Is Essential To Keeping A Genie In Line

Clearly, making a Genies wish isn’t just a one sentence thing. It often needs to be a paragraph or more! Even wishing for simple immortality can put you into situations of perpetual never-ending hell! Such as getting locked away somewhere for centuries. You must also take care to include youth in the wish so you won’t be an eternal decrepit entity. Also it must be done in a way so it isn’t considered two wishes. Saying, “I want to be young and immortal forever” is two wishes! The correct maximum phrasing would be,”I wish to be a youthful amortal” You just wished to be not only young for eternity but also incapable of being killed! Amortal is always better than Immoral! Naturally there would be further sentences to thwart potential warping of this wish.

The Bad Luck Brewed By Genie Wishes

Genies wishes have a nasty way of bringing bad luck your way through a perplexing series of domino effect events or even by Karma. There’s also that aforementioned metaphysical imprint the wishes leave on your soul. It naturally attracts dark fortune! That’s why avoiding Genies is best! However, adding a phrase like,”I make this wish with good luck”, is essential to having things turn out in your favor. You need to spend several days, if not weeks, studying your wishes to think of every possible consequence or twist that could be perpetrated upon you. Then word everything perfectly. There’s no time limit or word size on wishes. Also, saving one wish for the future is always a prudent move.

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Consult A Certified Genie Specialist Or Paranormal Professional Before Making A Wish!

We recommend contacting a reputable paranormal investigations firm or Genie specialist before making these wishes.  In ancient times people didn’t have such help but in the modern world you can turn to paranormal professionals. They can guide you through the perils of making wishes with unruly angry Genies who detest their forced confinement to bottles, and lamps. Feel free to reply to this post with any Genie related questions. 🧞‍♀️Learn More About Genies & Jinn

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Those who came here under the search term “wish you all genies” must realize you can’t wish everyone was a Genie because that violates number two above.  You can wish somebody was something else but that would simply transport you to a parallel Universe where that person is that way already.  For instance, you can say that you wish everyone on Earth was a vampire, and then you’d be transported to a parallel Earth where everyone is, in fact, a vampire.  Perhaps there was a major vampire uprising, and the planet was overrun with every human ending up transformed or dead. The quintessential Vampire Apocalypse!