What Three Wishes Can’t A Genie Grant?

Genies are the most infamous supernatural wish granters in all the Universe! They are the nefarious Jinn from another dimension who are bottled or lamped up by the forces of good to protect our reality. Unfortunately, it’s often difficult to return stubborn Jinn to their own plane of existence. Not to mention they are nearly impossible to kill! So magically trapping and binding them becomes the only option. Any person who releases a Genie from their lamp or bottle becomes the Master who is granted three wishes. After that is complete the Genie is forced back into their tiny prison once again. That being said it’s a merciful prison in which the Genie can use their own powers to indulge in a fantasy world of their own making. Something essential to prevent them from going crazy!🧞‍♂️

What’s The Purpose Of A Genie Granting Wishes?

Genies granting wishes can simply be seen as a scenario to be played out in the grand mathematical scheme of things within the mind of the Omniverse God.  Really though, Jinn have enormous metaphysical energies within them that can build up to explosive levels over time. The wish-granting releases that power in a safe controlled manner to prevent the equivalent of a supernatural nuke going off.  If a Genie bottle or lamp isn’t activated by a Master within 1000 years then the Genie gains enough power to destroy their own bottle and escape! At that point they are no longer bound to the bottle or lamp. However, they may be trapped again by a Genie Hunter or Jinnologist.

The Universal Limits For All Wish Granters

Genies are known as one of the few paranormal beings who can grant just about any wish. Others include Angels, Demons, and various Gods including some Nature Deities. Although, Leprechauns are the second most famous wish givers, their wishes are based on Luck. Most of these beings have limits on their wish granting abilities. Wishes that would affect things on a large scale, including the planet, or Universe, cause the wisher to be sent to a Parallel Universe where their wish is a reality.  Beyond that, there are three wishes nobody is allowed to make. A Genie is magically bound to never grant these wishes under the Universal authority of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  They are as follows:

The Three Wishes A Genie Cannot Grant

  1. No Death Wish – You cannot wish anyone directly dead. The Genie can’t kill people. They can’t work around this by casting Curses or other magical malevolence leading to death. You can’t wish for someone else to kill someone. However, you can wish to go to a Parallel Universe where a particular person died, or never existed, to begin with.⚰️
  2. No Higher Dimensional Transformation – You cannot wish to be a higher dimensional being such as a God, Angel, Demon, Genie, etc.  However, you can wish to change places with the Genie to free them thereby damning yourself to eternal imprisonment, and intermittent servitude. Utilizing the power of free will and the human soul there is a power transfer. The freed Jinn is effectively made a powerless human while you become a Genie!  In addition, you can wish to be certain biological paranormal beings in this dimension.  This may include being a superhuman, an immortal, vampire, werewolf, zombie, fairy, leprechaun, etc.  This doesn’t include various unique beings like Santa Claus who is half Angel, or some other fractional form of a higher dimensional being such as a Demigod. Consult your Genie for more information. They must tell you the truth but at the same time, they don’t have to volunteer any or all information.👼
  3. No Infinite Wishes – You cannot wish for more wishes otherwise known as Infinite Wishes.  You may not cheat by making your three wishes, disposing of the bottle or lamp, and then reclaiming it again. Nobody can become a “Master” a second time with the same Genie. And even if by some astronomical fluke you found another Genie, Universal rules would cause them to reject you! Making Genie wishes leaves a metaphysical imprint on your soul! Three wishes are your limit for life!  You can, however, wish the Genie to be your servant for life making you a perpetual master.∞

The Perpetual Master And Servant Wish

The Perpetual Master Clause in the Universal Genie Accords allows for continued release of a Jinns power. The Genie’s magic for this wish is confined to menial tasks such as cleaning up your home, making you dinner, repairing things, etc.  So in a way, you can get infinite wishes but they’re not anything that great. Of course, you are saving time, and money every day.  Many people don’t know about this loophole. The Genie will tell you what three wishes you can’t make but he or she will not share the “Servant Clause” with you because they loathe the servant scenario most of all. They’d rather be trapped alone in their prison for hundreds of years than serve you for life.  At least in their bottle, they can manufacture a rather realistic dream world to live in. There’s also the fact that virtually every Genie hates humankind and blames them for being trapped in their prison! Naturally, they brought it upon themselves by bringing chaos to our dimension and drawing attention to themselves to begin with!

The Perpetual Protection And Immortality Loophole

You can gain great advantage by holding off on making all three wishes and enjoying the protection of the Genie. He or she is bound by Universal Law to protect you from all harm until you complete all three wishes. However, they can’t kill anyone even if it is to protect you. All they can do is neutralize the threat for any given situation. Interestingly enough, they must prevent your death so you may carry out the wishes. Theoretically, you could never make the wishes and live forever! You would gain immortality by default without the risk of making wishes! That being said there’s nothing compelling them into keeping you youthful. Still, you may live long enough to see the medical science and technology find the cure for aging thereby saving you a wish!

Genies Love To Twist Wishes In A Malicious Way!

Now you know how to fully utilize your wishes if you’re lucky enough to happen upon a Genie in your lifetime. Just remember to carefully word your wishes because Genies are notorious for twisting your words in a diabolical way. For instance, we have the quintessential wish for money. If you just ask for a billion dollars then it could very well be stolen from a bank or even worse dangerous criminals! It could also be stolen from you or somehow be lost once you get it! There was a notorious case some years ago where the money of a Genie’s wish came from a major drug cartel. The Genie purposely created a paper trail leading back to their Master.  Naturally, a hit was placed on the person. They had already used up their three wishes and at that point the Genie was no longer obligated to protect them!  The Genie got revenge by proxy and went back into their bottle with a smug superiority! There’s also an issue if someone discovers you all of the sudden have this money and the IRS becomes involved along with other governmental agencies investigating you!

Wish Wording Is Essential To Keeping A Genie In Line

Clearly, making a Genies wish isn’t just a one sentence thing. It often needs to be a paragraph or more! Even wishing for simple immortality can put you into situations of perpetual never-ending hell! Such as getting locked away somewhere for centuries. You must also take care to include youth in the wish so you won’t be an eternal decrepit entity. Also it must be done in a way so it isn’t considered two wishes. Saying, “I want to be young and immortal forever” is two wishes! The correct maximum phrasing would be,”I wish to be a youthful amortal” You just wished to be not only young for eternity but also incapable of being killed! Amortal is always better than Immoral! Naturally there would be further sentences to thwart potential warping of this wish.

The Bad Luck Brewed By Genie Wishes

Genies wishes have a nasty way of bringing bad luck your way through a perplexing series of domino effect events or even by Karma. There’s also that aforementioned metaphysical imprint the wishes leave on your soul. It naturally attracts dark fortune! That’s why avoiding Genies is best! However, adding a phrase like,”I make this wish with good luck”, is essential to having things turn out in your favor. You need to spend several days, if not weeks, studying your wishes to think of every possible consequence or twist that could be perpetrated upon you. Then word everything perfectly. There’s no time limit or word size on wishes. Also, saving one wish for the future is always a prudent move.

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Consult A Certified Genie Specialist Or Paranormal Professional Before Making A Wish!

We recommend contacting a reputable paranormal investigations firm or Genie specialist before making these wishes.  In ancient times people didn’t have such help but in the modern world you can turn to paranormal professionals. They can guide you through the perils of making wishes with unruly angry Genies who detest their forced confinement to bottles, and lamps. Feel free to reply to this post with any Genie related questions. 🧞‍♀️Learn More About Genies & Jinn

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Those who came here under the search term “wish you all genies” must realize you can’t wish everyone was a Genie because that violates number two above.  You can wish somebody was something else but that would simply transport you to a parallel Universe where that person is that way already.  For instance, you can say that you wish everyone on Earth was a vampire, and then you’d be transported to a parallel Earth where everyone is, in fact, a vampire.  Perhaps there was a major vampire uprising, and the planet was overrun with every human ending up transformed or dead. The quintessential Vampire Apocalypse! 

How Do Vampires And Other Immortals Deal With Boredom?

Escaping Boredom With Sweet Slumber

In general, Immortal beings such as Vampires require little to no sleep. Most of the time they sleep to dream or psychically communicate with others of their kind in the astral plane. For vampires, sleeping can also be a way to let time pass as they wait for the holy burning sun to set. Humans have been known to sleep when there’s nothing else to do. Those who are not of the living dead may sleep for regenerative properties. In the case of vampires and other living dead creatures, they may be forced to sleep due to their bodies being seriously injured to the point that they can’t function. For them, regeneration occurs regardless of sleep.😴

The Immortal’s Battle With Boredom

Despite a true requirement for sweet slumber, there is a scenario where Immortals will force themselves to sleep for extremely long lengths of time. Vampires and other dark Immortals will amuse themselves by causing diabolical deaths and monstrous mayhem. They’ll even weave wayward webs of deceit to play mind games with humans. Dracula is most famous for this. Bringing others across into the sinister sanguine shadows can temporarily belay boredom as well. Immortals of all types enjoy exploratory travel about the world and indulging in sensual delights. After many centuries even a playful paranormal life wears thin and tedious boredom sets in. Thankfully, suicide isn’t the only option for Immortals who tire of living. They can choose to hibernate for decades and even centuries. This long term sleep was a much greater phenomenon in the virtually stagnant world of the past. The fantasy world of lucid dreaming or remaining completely unconscious became more appetizing than living. The fast-paced ever-changing world of the 20th and 21st centuries has seen less seriously sustained slumbering.

The Security Of Supernatural Sleep

Some people can fall asleep the minute their head hits the pillow and then awaken at the right time without an alarm clock. This ability is exponentially present in Immortals. Particularly those of the living dead. They set their sub-conscious mind to enter deep sleep and will awaken at a predetermined time. There’s sometimes a psychic element where a person or event gains their attention as they slumber thus causing them to wake up. Security is an issue as they sleep so they will stow themselves away in hidden underground locations. Common tactics are graveyard burials or having themselves sealed inside burial vaults. Old school Immortals go for deep caverns or abandoned mines. Nothing greater than their strength is capable of breaking out of. Finding these secret slumber sanctuaries is the dream of every Vampire Slayer! A sleeping vampire is the easiest slay!

Sustenance For Sustained Slumber?

Certainly, strength is an issue for beings like vampires who require sustenance. Going too long without their blood supply causes great weakness and eventually desiccation. This causes them to enter a coma-like state against their will. Only blood or a practitioner of magic can wake them up to full restoration. However, when a vampire enters voluntary hibernation they go into a supernatural stasis and their energy reserves go down only a minute amount for every century of sleep. It’s said that a millennium is the limit before they must wake up to drink blood. This time limit varies for other Immortals who require food or certain types of metaphysical energy to survive at peak power.

The Awakening Abomination!

Many bury some blood or other supernatural sustenance in a sealed vessel. Although, this is not always possible and does not replace fresh food! Upon awakening, a vampire has a ravenous appetite for live blood surging from a captive human! They’ll often partake of serious serial killing sprees for days until they feel like themselves again! From there they now have a whole new world to explore as if they traveled through time to the future. They meet up with old friends and family of their sire line who may indeed hibernate at the same time as well. The psychic connection they share allows them to find each other and awaken if they are killed!🧛‍♂️

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How Do You Repel A Zombie?

Zombie Protection Herbs

We’ve heard about a plethora of ways to repel vampires and werewolves. These include various herbs such as garlic, vervain, and wolfsbane. However, we’ve never heard anything about how to keep Zombies away. Naturally, since zombies are non-demonic religious artifacts have no effect on them, unlike the aforementioned vampires & werewolves. Like most metaphysical menaces Mother Nature provides a defense for humans to balance the supernatural scales. After extensive research, we are proud to present our findings that will finally protect you, and your family against the rotting corpses of the Walking Dead.  Not surprisingly both protective plants have a noxious stink just as zombies themselves smell like living hell itself!  Zombies use their sense of smell to tell the difference between tasty humans, and their animated corpse brothers since zombies ironically loathe dead flesh. Unlike living or freshly dead flesh, it doesn’t quell the hunger of the zombie virus. When the virus is well fed it rewards the zombie by delaying its inevitable decay. No longer do you have to hope you can take down every approaching zombie with a gun, a sharp implement, fire, or even strong industrial acid. Here are the plants that will save your life during a zombie apocalypse:🌺

Stinking Nightshade, also known as Henbane. (Hyoscyamus Niger).  This herb has been known for its use in magical potions over the centuries. It’s an excellent herb to grow around your home or zombie bunker.  The herb can be worn on your clothing or crushed in a satchel for personal protection.  You can also hang cut plants over your windows, and doors. Stinking Nightshade has even been used in incense form to infuse the air with its protective vapors. Just be aware it can cause hallucinations if smoked!🌻

Purple Passion, also known as Velvet Plant. (Gynura Aurantiaca)This is an excellent house plant that can be placed near windows, and doorways for home zombie defense. You can also wear the plant leaves on your clothing to act as a personal deterrent for the dead rising from their graves. Purple Passion will easily grow outside as ground cover.  In a post-apocalyptic zombie scenario grow this around your fortified compound since it can spread all about leaving no open spots for zombies to stagger through.  In this case, you’d want to live somewhere without winter. Of course, thankfully zombies will literally freeze in place when the temperature drops to below freezing.  This is due to the fact that they have zero body heat so the water in their tissues freezes solid. Unfortunately, arid desert regions give us desiccated zombies without any moisture. If they manage to wander into a below-freezing zone they won’t freeze in such cases!🥀

Keeping The Walking Dead At Arms Length

When using these plants on yourself prepare to smell and repel both zombies, and humans. The point is to stay alive and worry about your social life later on.  Odds are you will have none in the midst of a zombie virus pandemic!  All the plants listed above are poisonous to humans and shouldn’t be ingested or placed directly on skin unless magically prepared by a certified witch, wizard, warlock, or sorcerer.  The only way to know if they’re for real is to watch them prepare the potion and witness an inexplicable shimmering luminescence take place in the solution for at least a few seconds. This is evidence of a metaphysical energy exchange that is the heart of magic. Naturally to be safe have them drink a sample first!🧪

Now you can enter a well-deserved slumber after a day of slaying living dead drones with your Purple Passion plant on your nightstand, and a bunch of Stinking Nightshade tied together hanging over your windows, and doors.  This is a lot more pleasant than smearing yourself with rotted zombie parts, or weeks old human corpse remains.  Yes if you have nothing else this works as well, and will allow you to walk among the walking dead without the worry of being eaten alive! Of course, there’s a chance the zombie virus might be passed on to you!🧟‍♂️

Crystals & Gemstones That Protect Against Living Dead Zombies!

Besides plants Mother Earth often provides us with crystals and gemstones for use as paranormal protection.  These are generally not as potent as herbal solutions but can get the job done under the right circumstances. Even if that means a combination of stones used in unison. Our zombie research has field-tested limited success with wearing a combination of Granite (From A Gravestone Only!), Apatite, and Malachite. Most likely worn as a necklace or bracelet.  The more you can wear the better! Each must be in equal proportions to work. Granite is the bedrock of Mother Earth, and stuff that mighty mountains are made of. When made into gravestones, and planted at the site of a deceased person it acquires mystical properties related to the dead. Apatite has properties related to the mind, and ironically weight loss since zombies are all about gorging on humans! Malachite is a stone known to ease the transition between life, and death. Especially if a person has had a hellish life, and ghost formation is a real possibility.💎

When placed together these three stones create an anti-zombie trinity!  It’s not as potent as the plants mentioned above but it can be good enough to delay the zombies so you can make your escape!  Certainly adding these stones to your other zombie countermeasures will amplify your efforts, and support your survival in a dark damned apocalyptic world of zombie despair! Feel free to reply to this article with a comment if you know of any other zombie repellents!🧟‍♀️

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