The Supernatural Side Of The Solar Eclipse

The Solar Eclipse Paranormal Activity Forecast

We are graced with a number of Total, Annular, and Partial Solar Eclipses in the 21st Century.  All non-paranormal humans must wear certified Eclipse Glasses to view the eclipse or there is a risk of damaging ones eyes! A wide array of supernatural beings have the pleasure of viewing the solar spectacle with their bare eyes unfettered by dark glasses. Even powerful human practitioners of magic can view it if they enchant their eyes with the right spells. Besides an interesting once in a lifetime event there are paranormal consequences involved with the eclipse.


Vampires can venture out during a solar eclipse where at least 80% of the sun is covered. The ring of a total eclipse is considered unholy light that is filtered and focused by the metaphysical energies of the Moon. Humans can be caught off guard and more vulnerable to attack thinking they’re safe within the hours of the daytime. Inside this zone of danger most vampires will see all their powers double in strength.  A benefit that will continue several hours afterward even as they are driven back indoors or down into the sewers. Ironically the power boost means they have no real physical need for blood yet their increased urges will compel them to go after humans with a vengeance to satisfy their hunger! We urge humans to be aware of their surroundings when viewing the eclipse because religious artifacts will be far less effective during totality!

The Solar Eclipse Cure For Vampirism

Ancient Texts indicate that the solar eclipse is an essential element in reverting vampires permanently back to a human state! One is for female vampires that allow them to regain humanity by becoming pregnant during the eclipse. You can read about the entire ritual here. The other cure is for both males, and females. The vampire in question must be on a chakra, vortice, or other substantial supernatural hot spot of Mother Earth Goddess Gaia. While there they must drink the blood of their sire, the first vampire son, or daughter they created along with a descendant of their former human bloodline. This blood must be mixed together with the blood of a nature deity. Most often Fairy is the easiest for a vampire to obtain. Plausibly an Elf might work as well.

In addition there are two more essential ingredients that may be rather impossible to come by. That being the unholy ash and crushed bone dust of a slain first generation royal vampire. Only first generation vampires don’t disintegrate completely to ash upon bursting into flames when killed. Only their outer tissues turn to ash while the skeleton remains. It would probably be easier to find a royal vamp to exterminate than obtain the rare ingredients from a previous kill. Of course taking down a first gen vamp is a titanic task! One could negotiate for a body part they would cut off since it will grow right back. However, it is doubtful they would facilitate a blasphemous reversal of vampirism for any price!

The crazy concoction must be gulped from a cup forged from hot lava and be no more than 1 year old. Said cup must be blessed unholy by a Priest Of Darkness. The vampire must then recite an incantation after drinking the solution as the totality of the eclipse begins. The incantations origins are unknown and as follows:

Goddess Gaia I implore thee,
Illuminated by the enchanted eclipse,
Sear off the sinister sanguine source,
Recognize the resurrection of my humanity!

At that point the vampire must risk making themselves extremely vulnerable in a leap of faith! They are required to slice themselves with a silver knife and drain virtually all their blood upon Mother Earth! They will pass out and if all goes well they will awaken as a human in the blazing sun after the solar eclipse has finished. If not then they will burst into flames with in the holy rays of sunlight! If however they become human then all their vampire memories will fade as if they just woke up from a dream. Without a journal or someone reminding them they may forget about everything experienced as a vampire. They could return to the blissful ignorance of the average human who knows nothing of the supernatural world. See More Vampire Cures…

Mystic Investigations Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander is a vampire and has witnessed the awesome glory of solar eclipse without protective glasses for centuries!


A Werewolf will find him or herself transformed into a Wolf Person during a solar eclipse. In essence a wolf-human hybrid. This happens due to the immense solar energies pushing through the Moon sending a concentrated ray of lunar energies upon Werewolves. Despite retaining their human mind to a great extent they are still under the influence of their demonic DNA. Caution should still be exercised if you spot one of these hairy wolfmen or wolf-women! Our Research Assistant Seth Morgan is a Werewolf and experienced being a Wolfman for the first time during the August 21st, 2017 Total Eclipse! Even in human form Werewolves can look directly at the eclipse without special glasses as their transformation commences. Although it might hurt a bit for some younger werewolves. Read more about this unusual transformation here.


The solar eclipse is good news when it comes to the Walking Dead. For reasons unknown Zombies completely cease movement during the entire eclipse. You can walk right up to them and they won’t attack. Still, we recommend not risking it unless you’re a licensed Zombie Hunter. In addition the spirits of the dead have a higher than average chance of resurrecting their bodies as Zombie Ghosts aka Sapient Zombies. Our Cryptozoologist Ashley Abercrombie is a Demi-Zombie and finds herself getting extremely sluggish during solar eclipses. She can gaze upon it without glasses but her vision becomes temporarily blurry.

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Spiritual Activity

Concentrated solar ring and lunar energies can greatly increase hauntings, ghosts, dark spirits, and poltergeists throughout the day. If you happen to be in a haunted house, cemetery, or morgue during an eclipse you could be in a fair amount of danger as these metaphysical beings gain a great deal of power. Some could even muster up the energy to take brief metaphysical matter form! Demonic activity such as possessions is known to increase for those susceptible that happen to be basking in the eclipse. Please be aware that the weak willed and mentally ill will find a threefold increase in likelihood of being demon possessed, or other dark entity during the eclipse!


Mermen, and Mermaids tend to stay deep underwater during a solar eclipse due to a Devil’s Curse. Apparently he was none to pleased when the humans of Atlantis became Mermaids thereby breaking every deal demons made with some of the populace. This includes the quintessential selling of the soul. The transformation effectively broke every supernatural string any former human had! The Devil marshaled his forces to produce a curse as a punishment for demonic contract termination. Fortunately due to the protections Mermaids enjoy from Earthly nature deities it was confined to total solar eclipses. The curse states that any Mermaid basking in the light of the eclipse will be transformed into a full fish like creature. A mindless monstrous being you might think of as a permanent fish equivalent of a werewolf!

Naturally, it is easy enough for merpeople to stay hidden in the deep dark shadows of the sea. However the real danger comes from Mermaids visiting the human world along with those who chose to remain. Even without contact from salt water they will transform instantly in front of anyone who might be around! There is also a danger to Demi-Mermaids! In their case only their top half turns monstrous with their waist downward only turning fish like when exposed to seawater. Although the transformation is permanent for full Mermaids, Half-Mermaids will only remain monstrous for 66 hours after the eclipse has ended. Mystic Investigations very own Senior Vice-President Rebecca Abernathy is a Demi-Mermaid, and will remain indoors during the solar eclipse. It’s a shame since her eyes could take viewing it directly without eclipse glasses. Damn the Devil!

Witches, Warlocks, Wizards, And Sorcerers

Good and evil practitioners of magic are known to perform a plethora of spells, and rituals during solar eclipses. Especially resurrection and sinister sacrifice spells! Always exercise caution in secluded rural areas and cemeteries where these mystifying magicians may meet!

Gods And Goddesses

It’s fabled that a total solar eclipse is an actual celestial ring. At the moment of the enchanted eclipse a wedding ceremony is taking place between a God and Goddess in the Heavens above. The God Groom places the eclipse ring on the Goddess Brides finger amid the diurnal darkness. Even after the eclipse fades from our view the golden glittering ring remains on the Goddesses finger for all eternity!


Solar eclipses are known to activate latent psychokinetic powers in Human DNA! Mainly powers always on the verge of manifesting yet not quite activating. If you feel a power surge within you then closely observe any change in the environment around you in the coming days! It just might be you affecting it! A baby born at the exact moment of the 100% eclipse is the most likely to have natural psychokinetic powers! Ancient scrolls indicate a child conceived at the precise apex of a total solar eclipse will be immortal! A child born during an eclipse may have some level of protection from the forces of supernatural darkness.

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We’re also expecting the Fourth Battle Of Armageddon to commence somewhere along a future path of totality in the continental United States! If you see a lot of staring people congregating in a remote rural areas then we suggest fleeing the supposed supernatural scene!

By no means is this every enchanted event of the eclipse. If you think of other entities you’d like to know about then comment below. This article was originally inspired by The Great American Solar Eclipse Of 2017. |
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Can A Vampire Become Human Again By Eliminating Their Sire?

Is The Cure For Vampirism The Eradication Of Ones Maker?

The short answer is no in the vast majority of cases. It’s not unheard of for Vampires to disagree with the one who brought them across into the dark shadows, and then stake them in the heart.  There isn’t generally the same stigma as a Werewolf extinguishing their maker.  Unless the murdered vampire was of royal blood.  Nothing comes of it for the offending vampire except perhaps the wrath of their vampire siblings, aka other humans turned into vampires by their sire. There is no know cure for the vampire virus which is one of the most potent paranormal demon based viruses in existence. However the vampire virus is unable to exist outside of a host body, and doesn’t activate in someone who is alive. It must be directly passed from a vampires flowing blood into a freshly deceased human, or even better a human teetering between life, and death. In addition most vampires are deeply offended when you refer to their species as a viral condition so seriously don’t do it!

Can Entire Bloodlines Of Vampires Be Wiped Out By Eliminating The First?

Ancient anecdotes suggest the killing of a First Generation Vampire will eliminate every
vampire in his entire family line beginning with the first humans he, or she turned into vampires.  Although according to legend this does not include his actual vampire children acquired through mating. Only the first generation of vampires can give biological birth. Unfortunately we simply don’t have any reliable accounts of a First Generation Vampire being killed. Of course they’d have you believe they can’t be killed and are beyond invincible in order to maintain their royal status over lower generations of their kind.

They Key Is Killing The Demon Who Created Vampires

What we do know for sure is that killing the Demon who created the first generation vampire to begin with will indeed wipe out a fair amount of that vampire bloodline. This is due to the fact that the vampire virus is actually infinitesimal pieces of that demon manifested in biological form. It is linked to his dark metaphysical form in the bowels of Hell! There is some gray area when it comes to later generations. Would they instantly blaze into unholy fire and become a pile of ash? Or plausibly revert to human again. If that were to happen would they live out a normal human lifespan or rapidly age to death? Is there a remote chance of actually becoming a superhuman immortal with no need to consume blood?

The Tale Of The Demon Pyxxeuss

There is an Ancient Egyptian record of a Demon named Pyxxeuss banished from Hell for challenging the Devil.  He manifested in biological form making him vulnerable to humans, and various paranormal beings. When demons manifest in physical form in our Universe they have no dark spirit in Hell as a back-up. This is unlike humans who have many souls on various higher Heavenly dimensions. When we die here we live on in the afterlife but Demons taking biological form are gone for good! Pyxxeuss attempted to curry favor with the Pharoh Khufu in 2572 BC. When that didn’t work he tried to possess him but various high Priests halted the effort causing great anger in the demon.

Did A God Or Time Traveler Kill Pyxxeuss?

Pyxxeuss began to lay waste to several royal guard with the intent of killing the Pharoh and taking over the Egyptian Kingdom. Thankfully, a mysterious man described as a God seemingly appeared out of thin air shooting the Demon with a strange device. The device was described as a cylinder glass scepter that shot forth a beam of sparkling purple hued energy. It disintegrated Pyxxeuss to ash within seconds. The man wearing what was described as something akin to a loose fitting black silk unitard promptly vanished just as quickly as he appeared.  Some in the paranormal community theorize it was an advanced time traveler from our distant future rather than a God. Some time travelers say it fits the description of supernatural hunters from the 33rd century.

The Death Of The Demon Pyxxeuss Destroyed His Vampire Bloodline!

The very day after the eradication of Pyxxeuss the secret supernatural record listed the spontaneous extinguishing of a multitude of vampires.  At least a few vampires past the 7th generation claimed to be human again. One unverified report indicated a 129 year old vampire became human, and then proceeded to age almost 100 years in less than a minute before collapsing as a skull and bones.  There were also rumors that the first generation vampire Pyxxeuss originally created exploded in the tomb where he lived causing a minor Earthquake and a flash of light that could be seen miles away.

Is There A Cure For Vampirism?

The bottom line is if you are a vampire, and want to be human again then you will have to look elsewhere.  We’d have to say one sure fire cure would be to find a Genie lamp or bottle, and wish to be human again. Certainly the demon who created the vampires entire family line could probably return him to human form as well but I seriously doubt they would.  Plausibly, if the vampire had something valuable to offer then the demon would comply. There is minor folklore indicating that a vampire who finds their human soulmate, and is truly in love can gradually return to human status again.  It involves only drinking their soulmates blood and incrementally lowering the quantity each day until they supposedly no longer have the urge to partake anymore. In addition if they ever take a life, even in self-defense, they will return to vampire form never able to be human again!  An opposite unsubstantiated rumor says two vampire soulmates partaking of each others blood in ever larger quantities will transform themselves in Demidemons. More Vampire Cures…

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What Does Vampire Blood Taste Like?

Do Humans Like Vampire Blood?

Most humans are obviously disgusted by blood when it comes to actually partaking of it. If they drank some it would be a vile salty metallic taste. Certainly not anywhere near the taste of ecstasy that vampires experience when partaking of human blood. However if a human were to experience the blood of some supernatural creatures, including Vampires, they would be surprised by how sweet, and scrumptious it tasted. Not to mention the amazing health benefits.

Leprechaun Blood Is Number One But Vampire Blood Is A Close Second!

In various supernatural surveys among humans aware of the paranormal world Leprechaun blood is almost always rated number one. Some participants described it as a delightfully sweet mint infused elixir of enchantment with a hint of dark chocolate.  All those who drank the donated blood have had constant good luck. In fact, every one of them is now a millionaire! Consistently number two on the list was vampire blood which was said by most to taste like a pleasantly sweet mix of cherries and strawberries with hints of creamy alcohol infused within. It was unlike anything they ever drank before. The more they drank the more intoxicating they found it. This went to the point of becoming addicted to the supernatural substance.

Vampire Blood Mimics Alcohol To An Extent

In large enough quantities vampire blood mimics the effects of alcohol consumption.  Although feelings of joyous revelry gave way to feelings of aggressive rage due to the demonic elements of blasphemous blood.  Participants found that higher generation vampires blood tasted better along with ancient ones as well.  So in essence a vampire ages like a fine wine. The experiments contained the blood of 3rd generation vampires, and lower. There were also vampires who were just brought into the dark shadows and ones over 500 years old. Naturally, it’s next to impossible to get blood from royal vampires above 3rd generation.

The Benefits Of Drinking Vampire Blood

So other than being brought across into the world of eternal darkness why would a human want to drink vampire blood?  There are many temporary benefits which including a remarkable increase in intelligence.  So much so that someone with an 80 IQ shoots to a 200 IQ for a few hours after ingestion. This is how some moronic wealthy elites ace college. There is also a temporary increase in strength, speed, and agility along with enhanced senses.  Those hard of hearing, or with poor eye sight exceeded human norms in those senses.  Some experienced permanent side effects such as their terminal cancer being driven into permanent remission, various diseases being cured, and injuries fully healing.

The Healing Power Of Vampire Blood

It’s been known for many centuries that ingesting vampire blood, or placing it on a wound will heal it rapidly.  Although it will not grow back amputated limbs or missing organs. Consistent ingestion is known to reverse the effects of aging and extend life expectancy by ten times. So why isn’t vampire blood being used to cure so many of humanities woes?  Same reason why the blood of no supernatural being is used in mainstream treatments for human injury and illness.  Most don’t think these beings exist and even if they did there’s simply not enough of them to provide the quantity of blood required. In addition, cooperation with these entities requires big money or extraordinary favors that only the ultra wealthy elite can provide. There’s also many negative repercussions from ingesting various paranormal liquids. A plethora of perplexing side effects not fully understood. Especially in the long term.

The Magnificent Metaphysical 100

One infamous survey group of 100 humans sampled dozens of different supernatural blood including vampires in one session. This was an early experiment foolishly done without at least researching anecdotal evidence about the effects of the blood. Also not taking into account what might happen if these magical bloods were ingested at once. This group known as the Magnificent Metaphysical 100 went on to acquire amazing powers and abilities including immortality, and invincibility. Slowly over the years many have gone mad and turned quite evil. The small number of level headed ones now go about trying to kill or contain the rest who are quite a paranormal menace.  A few actually ascended to higher dimensions and were never seen again.  Due to the danger of the experiment the details were erased so nobody would attempt to duplicate it and create an army of dangerous super humans.  Unless under the direct supervision of a supernatural doctor or Cryptozoologist we recommend steering clear of supernatural blood.