The Supernatural Side Of The Solar Eclipse

Posted on June 21, 2020 by Xavier Remington

The Solar Eclipse Paranormal Activity Forecast

We are graced with a number of Total, Annular, and Partial Solar Eclipses in the 21st Century. All non-paranormal humans must wear certified Eclipse Glasses to view the eclipse or there is a risk of damaging ones eyes! A wide array of supernatural beings have the pleasure of viewing the solar spectacle with their bare eyes unfettered by dark glasses. Even powerful human practitioners of magic can view it if they enchant their eyes with the right spells. Besides an interesting once in a lifetime event there are paranormal consequences involved with the eclipse.

Vampires

Vampires can venture out during a solar eclipse where at least 80% of the sun is covered. The ring of a total eclipse is considered unholy light that is filtered and focused by the metaphysical energies of the Moon. Humans can be caught off guard and more vulnerable to attack thinking they’re safe within the hours of the daytime. Inside this zone of danger most vampires will see all their powers double in strength. A benefit that will continue several hours afterward even as they are driven back indoors or down into the sewers. Ironically the power boost means they have no real physical need for blood yet their increased urges will compel them to go after humans with a vengeance to satisfy their hunger! We urge humans to be aware of their surroundings when viewing the eclipse because religious artifacts will be far less effective during totality!

The Solar Eclipse Cure For Vampirism

Ancient Texts indicate that the solar eclipse is an essential element in reverting vampires permanently back to a human state! One is for female vampires that allow them to regain humanity by becoming pregnant during the eclipse. You can read about the entire ritual here. The other cure is for both males, and females. The vampire in question must be on a chakra, vortice, or other substantial supernatural hot spot of Mother Earth Goddess Gaia. While there they must drink the blood of their sire, the first vampire son, or daughter they created along with a descendant of their former human bloodline. This blood must be mixed together with the blood of a nature deity. Most often Fairy is the easiest for a vampire to obtain. Plausibly an Elf might work as well.

In addition there are two more essential ingredients that may be rather impossible to come by. That being the unholy ash and crushed bone dust of a slain first generation royal vampire. Only first generation vampires don’t disintegrate completely to ash upon bursting into flames when killed. Only their outer tissues turn to ash while the skeleton remains. It would probably be easier to find a royal vamp to exterminate than obtain the rare ingredients from a previous kill. Of course taking down a first gen vamp is a titanic task! One could negotiate for a body part they would cut off since it will grow right back. However, it is doubtful they would facilitate a blasphemous reversal of vampirism for any price!

The crazy concoction must be gulped from a cup forged from hot lava and be no more than 1 year old. Said cup must be blessed unholy by a Priest Of Darkness. The vampire must then recite an incantation after drinking the solution as the totality of the eclipse begins. The incantations origins are unknown and as follows:

Goddess Gaia I implore thee,
Illuminated by the enchanted eclipse,
Sear off the sinister sanguine source,
Recognize the resurrection of my humanity!

At that point the vampire must risk making themselves extremely vulnerable in a leap of faith! They are required to slice themselves with a silver knife and drain virtually all their blood upon Mother Earth! They will pass out and if all goes well they will awaken as a human in the blazing sun after the solar eclipse has finished. If not then they will burst into flames with in the holy rays of sunlight! If however they become human then all their vampire memories will fade as if they just woke up from a dream. Without a journal or someone reminding them they may forget about everything experienced as a vampire. They could return to the blissful ignorance of the average human who knows nothing of the supernatural world. See More Vampire Cures…

Mystic Investigations Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander is a vampire and has witnessed the awesome glory of solar eclipse without protective glasses for centuries!

Werewolves

A Werewolf will find him or herself transformed into a Wolf Person during a solar eclipse. In essence a wolf-human hybrid. This happens due to the immense solar energies pushing through the Moon sending a concentrated ray of lunar energies upon Werewolves. Despite retaining their human mind to a great extent they are still under the influence of their demonic DNA. Caution should still be exercised if you spot one of these hairy wolfmen or wolf-women! Our Research Assistant Seth Morgan is a Werewolf and experienced being a Wolfman for the first time during the August 21st, 2017 Total Eclipse! Even in human form Werewolves can look directly at the eclipse without special glasses as their transformation commences. Although it might hurt a bit for some younger werewolves. Read more about this unusual transformation here.

Zombies

The solar eclipse is good news when it comes to the Walking Dead. For reasons unknown Zombies completely cease movement during the entire eclipse. You can walk right up to them and they won’t attack. Still, we recommend not risking it unless you’re a licensed Zombie Hunter. In addition the spirits of the dead have a higher than average chance of resurrecting their bodies as Zombie Ghosts aka Sapient Zombies. Our Cryptozoologist Ashley Abercrombie is a Demi-Zombie and finds herself getting extremely sluggish during solar eclipses. She can gaze upon it without glasses but her vision becomes temporarily blurry.

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Spiritual Activity

Concentrated solar ring and lunar energies can greatly increase hauntings, ghosts, dark spirits, and poltergeists throughout the day. If you happen to be in a haunted house, cemetery, or morgue during an eclipse you could be in a fair amount of danger as these metaphysical beings gain a great deal of power. Some could even muster up the energy to take brief metaphysical matter form! Demonic activity such as possessions is known to increase for those susceptible that happen to be basking in the eclipse. Please be aware that the weak willed and mentally ill will find a threefold increase in likelihood of being demon possessed, or other dark entity during the eclipse!

Mermaids

Mermen, and Mermaids tend to stay deep underwater during a solar eclipse due to a Devil’s Curse. Apparently he was none to pleased when the humans of Atlantis became Mermaids thereby breaking every deal demons made with some of the populace. This includes the quintessential selling of the soul. The transformation effectively broke every supernatural string any former human had! The Devil marshaled his forces to produce a curse as a punishment for demonic contract termination. Fortunately due to the protections Mermaids enjoy from Earthly nature deities it was confined to total solar eclipses. The curse states that any Mermaid basking in the light of the eclipse will be transformed into a full fish like creature. A mindless monstrous being you might think of as a permanent fish equivalent of a werewolf!

Naturally, it is easy enough for merpeople to stay hidden in the deep dark shadows of the sea. However the real danger comes from Mermaids visiting the human world along with those who chose to remain. Even without contact from salt water they will transform instantly in front of anyone who might be around! There is also a danger to Demi-Mermaids! In their case only their top half turns monstrous with their waist downward only turning fish like when exposed to seawater. Although the transformation is permanent for full Mermaids, Half-Mermaids will only remain monstrous for 66 hours after the eclipse has ended. Mystic Investigations very own Senior Vice-President Rebecca Abernathy is a Demi-Mermaid, and will remain indoors during the solar eclipse. It’s a shame since her eyes could take viewing it directly without eclipse glasses. Damn the Devil!

Witches, Warlocks, Wizards, And Sorcerers

Good and evil practitioners of magic are known to perform a plethora of spells, and rituals during solar eclipses. Especially resurrection and sinister sacrifice spells! Always exercise caution in secluded rural areas and cemeteries where these mystifying magicians may meet!

Gods And Goddesses

It’s fabled that a total solar eclipse is an actual celestial ring. At the moment of the enchanted eclipse a wedding ceremony is taking place between a God and Goddess in the Heavens above. The God Groom places the eclipse ring on the Goddess Brides finger amid the diurnal darkness. Even after the eclipse fades from our view the golden glittering ring remains on the Goddesses finger for all eternity!

Humans

Solar eclipses are known to activate latent psychokinetic powers in Human DNA! Mainly powers always on the verge of manifesting yet not quite activating. If you feel a power surge within you then closely observe any change in the environment around you in the coming days! It just might be you affecting it! A baby born at the exact moment of the 100% eclipse is the most likely to have natural psychokinetic powers! Ancient scrolls indicate a child conceived at the precise apex of a total solar eclipse will be immortal! A child born during an eclipse may have some level of protection from the forces of supernatural darkness.

We’re also expecting the Fourth Battle Of Armageddon to commence somewhere along a future path of totality in the continental United States! If you see a lot of staring people congregating in a remote rural areas then we suggest fleeing the supposed supernatural scene!

By no means is this every enchanted event of the eclipse. If you think of other entities you’d like to know about then comment below. This article was originally inspired by The Great American Solar Eclipse Of 2017. |
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What Is Jason Voorhees?

Posted on June 13, 2020 by Xavier Remington

Are The Friday The 13 Movies True?

The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true story. Jason Voorhees (Born Friday, March 13, 1953) was a deformed mentally retarded child who was mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, and adults alike. He was completely ignored by most everyone as he drowned in Crystal Lake on Friday The 13th in May of 1966. Some even laughed as they believed he was just goofing around and not even drowning! His mother began the killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for her son’s death. Her eventual death finally triggered Jason’s biological resurrection from a ghostly non-corporeal form. The unique mix of his tragic death, the dark energies of Friday The 13th, mental retardation, and possible evil already existing in his immortal soul caused Jason to be caught in the dream plane between life and death. There he garnered the attention of an unknown lone demon who powered his horrifying creation. In addition, inexplicably the magical innocence of childhood was lost somewhere along the way. The magic that should have prevented this menace from existing, to begin with. Most likely the demonic metaphysical energy fused with his human soul to cause the unholy resurrection of Jason. A biological supernatural being in lieu of the usual vengeful ghost or poltergeist that one would usually expect in such a situation.

Jason’s non-corporeal consciousness was channeled by the demon into a freshly dead adult human corpse, and his life as one of the greatest supernatural serial killers of all time finally began. Jason’s spirit was in essence adopted by a demon so technically he’s a demonically altered entity possessing a dead body to the point of transforming the DNA to living dead demon status. So he could be classified as a demi-demon to an extent. Since half of him is human, and the other half is demonic in nature. However unlike most demidemons, his flesh is dead, and rotting like a zombie. Jason is more precisely a rare Zombified Demi-Demon, or possibly a Demon-Zombie Hybrid. One advantage of a new body was a moderately healthy adult brain that allowed for him to be more cognizant, and more apt at his profession as a supernatural serial killer.

Jason kills the teen campers at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for not only his own mindless death but the death of his mother as well. Sexed up teens seem to really trigger a rage within him due in part to the prudishness his mother instilled within him along with the fact that the inattentive lifeguards who allowed him to drown were selfishly indulging themselves in carnal lust. There’s also some sub-conscious jealously over never growing up as a normal child, and being able to partake of life’s pleasures. This further darkens his heart and stokes the hellish flames of demonic glee in the great dark beyond where his exploits are applauded. The Devil himself has stated that he finds Jason,”Rather amusing”.

The killings at the original Camp Crystal Lake in Essex County New Jersey ceased once Jason was supposedly killed by some crazy lucky teens. Not soon after this the camp was burnt to the ground by holy fire courtesy of a brave group of paranormal investigators and the holy clergy they had in tow. Don’t worry it wasn’t vandalism since the camp was slated to be torn down anyway. Those who knew about Jason just wanted to make sure he was eradicated. Unfortunately, he does have a nasty habit of self-resurrecting. Jason seems to have an affinity for summer camps packed full of adolescents around the continental United States. Especially those near lakes with the name Crystal.

The dark Voorhees last death took place at a summer camp on Friday, August 13, 1999. It was near a small lake that the residents jokingly renamed Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon. It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there! Thankfully a nearby team of brave paranormal warriors known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s took down Jason with extreme prejudice. Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful trinity of priests. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Most of the Ten Gallon’s were descendants of the original legendary team of wild west cowboys who specialized in the supernatural. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence.

Even after all that the monstrous metaphysical menace known as Jason Voorhees was still spotted in a ghostly form around the original Crystal Lake and other various lakes around the US. Thankfully they were nothing more than harmless sightings with occasional brief interactions with the surrounding environment that include sulfurous stinks, cold spots, light flickering, movement of small objects, and other common elements of a haunting. This increased paranormal activity usually coincided with spikes in solar radiation or some other electromagnetic radiation source. Clearly, the ghost of Jason was powered down, and probably without his demon foster parent. So as long as he remained that way he wouldn’t be able to return in a biological form.

Unfortunately, the three Friday The 13th’s of 2015 emboldened The Jason Voorhees Cult and its dark practitioners of magic. On Friday, November 13th, 2015 Jason was resurrected by this motley crew of malevolent magicians! You can read the entire sorted tale of terror on our Paranormal News blog. Since then his reign of bloody terror has resumed as he continues to allude paranormal crime fighters and the US Paranormal Defense Agency! He is far more powerful than he’s ever been and no longer will teens and other novices have any chance of taking down the Jason juggernaut! It will take an experienced team of supernatural warriors such as those of us here at Mystic Investigations.

So It Seems Jason Will Live On Hundreds Of Years From Now!

Jason X, the movie portraying Jason in the year 2455, is loosely based on the premonitions of a psychic after she touched Jason’s corpse. At some point in the future the US Paranormal Defense Agency finally gets their hands on Jason, and after their studies are exhausted they put him into deep freeze storage. The cryogenically frozen Jason is effectively forgotten in a deep underground warehouse. The facility itself gets lost in red tape among countless miles of underground warehouse caverns full of items the US government has squirreled away over the centuries. Finally, in the 26th century, the warehouse was re-discovered by Earth’s future interstellar government. Since Jason’s cryo-container was marked as a dangerous bio-hazard of unknown origin he was loaded on a spacecraft to be studied at a deep space outpost. The vast majority of the crew was brutally slain by the accidentally revived Jason. He was eventually stopped by a sapient android identifying as a female.

Unfortunately, his nearly destroyed body was sealed inside a damaged medical healing bay where escaped malfunctioning nanobots rebuilt him into a zombified demonic cyborg menace! Bionic Jason quickly dispatched the rest of the crew, including the android, with ease in his new indestructible body. No more rotting body for him as the nanobots perpetually heal him thereby guaranteeing his immortality. The ship continued on autopilot to the deep space station orbiting a research planet. Jason ended up destroying the station and plummeted down to the planet where he proceeded to continue his interstellar serial killing spree! With his cyborg enhanced intellect, he alluded capture and hijacked ships to other worlds and space stations. In his wake, he left a bloodbath like nothing seen in the recent history of future peace. It was several years before a joint military force of humans, androids, cyborgs, and extraterrestrials managed to finally kill Jason! Although Jason’s body was completely disintegrated by laser gunfire rumor has it that his consciousness downloaded into a computer, and now he haunts the interstellar internet as a cyber-demon. So it seems that Jason may be a plague on humanity for the foreseeable future! There’s even the alarming prospect of him traveling back in time into computers of past. This due to Faster Than Light processors in future quantum computers. [Twitter]

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Notes: Jason most frequently murders at lakes named Crystal or any lakes near summer camps. It’s said he hibernates in the winter or moves south as his living dead form becomes less effective under icy conditions. Certainly we know he can be frozen. Also colder conditions mean less victims roaming about his rural haunts.

Jason Takes Manhattan

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan is based on a true adventure that Mr. Voorhees has in New York City back in the early 1980’s. He unwittingly ended up there when he snaked on to a boat loaded with crazy kids headed out of Crystal Lake. The boat went down a river into the Atlantic Ocean and then up the coast to New York. There were only a handful of the teens left when they got to the city. There he hunted the rest down in the street, subways and alleys! Jason was apprehensive at first being out of his element. However, he rose to the occasion and kept his murder spree intact!

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Can Nature Deities Cure Vampirism, Lycanthropy, And Zombification?

Posted on June 2, 2020 by Xavier Remington

Could a variety of nature deities, including Mother Earth Goddess Gaia, cure a plethora of paranormal phenomena? Whether demonic afflictions that cause humans to become vampires and werewolves or even non-demonic conditions that result in zombies. The answer is indeed Gods, and Goddesses could cure such things and have in the past. Even Nymphs and Fairies have pooled power to aid in restoring humanity to those lost in the supernatural shadows against their will! In turn, the demons of Hell corrupted the Underworld and interbred with Dark Gods and Goddesses. They also created demonic breeds of Nymphs, Fairies, Elves, Leprechauns, and other servants of Mother Nature. In the face of mutually assured destruction, an agreement was reached between Gods and Demons to cause no further incursions into each others territory until the final battles of Armageddon commenced.

In addition, various agreements with the Angels Of Heaven as seen in The Supernatural Secrecy Pact prevent major interventions into the affairs of humankind and the denizens of darkness that put them to the test. However, Practitioners Of Magic calling upon Nature Deities in their respective wars of good vs evil are allowed to heed calls for help. More or less it takes a powerful witch, warlock, wizard, sorcerer, priest, or other true believers to get the attention of deities. Despite the obstacles of paranormal pacts the disciples of Mother Nature have been known to aid supernaturally afflicted humans in need. Whether indirectly through a humans magical practice or directly by their holy hand.

Other higher dimensional beings, including Jinn, can also reverse the vampire, werewolf, and zombie scourge along with other various supernatural states. Most commonly through Genies wishes. Of course, Angels could easily reverse just about anything but they are tightly bound by the non-interference policy of the Archangel hierarchy under the guidance of the Omniverse Lord. At the end of the day, it seems the highest level Lords want to play out every scenario possible in the various Parallel Universes to grant humans a wealth of knowledge and experience to prepare them for eventual afterlife Godhood. More Vampire Cures…