What Is The Scientific Name For Zombies?

Posted on February 11, 2021 by Ashley Abercrombie

Cryptozooglogists, Necrologists, and Zombologists classify Zombies as Homo Necrosis Zombifis under the supernatural sciences. The complete paranormal classification is below:

Zombie Scientific Classification Chart

Kingdom: Cryptida (Supernatural Cryptids)
Phylum: Immortalis (Immortals)
Class: SupraNecrosis (Living Dead Beings)
Order: Magica (A Product Of Magic)
Family: Anthropophagis Sanguinus (Survives Off Human Flesh And Blood)
Genus: Homo Necrosis (The Melding Of Human And Zombie)
Species: Homo Necrosis Zombifis (Scientific Name For Zombies)

Cryptida is the seventh Kingdom that mainstream science refuses to acknowledge.

Despite Zombies being technically Immortal they also are in a state of rotting necrosis which means they will be non-animated in less than a decade depending on the circumstances of the environment they menace. However magical intervention could theoretically extend their destructive lives indefinitely. The original supernatural zombie virus is a product of a magical accident. In addition to Practitioners Of Magic raising corpses from the dead, the zombies themselves can pass on the virus to make new zombies.

Can Nature Deities Cure Vampirism, Lycanthropy, And Zombification?

Posted on January 12, 2021 by Xavier Remington

Could a variety of nature deities, including Mother Earth Goddess Gaia, cure a plethora of paranormal phenomena? Whether demonic afflictions that cause humans to become vampires and werewolves or even non-demonic conditions that result in zombies. The answer is indeed Gods, and Goddesses could cure such things and have in the past. Even Nymphs and Fairies have pooled power to aid in restoring humanity to those lost in the supernatural shadows against their will! In turn, the demons of Hell corrupted the Underworld and interbred with Dark Gods and Goddesses. They also created demonic breeds of Nymphs, Fairies, Elves, Leprechauns, and other servants of Mother Nature. In the face of mutually assured destruction, an agreement was reached between Gods and Demons to cause no further incursions into each others territory until the final battles of Armageddon commenced.

In addition, various agreements with the Angels Of Heaven as seen in The Supernatural Secrecy Pact prevent major interventions into the affairs of humankind and the denizens of darkness that put them to the test. However, Practitioners Of Magic calling upon Nature Deities in their respective wars of good vs evil are allowed to heed calls for help. More or less it takes a powerful witch, warlock, wizard, sorcerer, priest, or other true believers to get the attention of deities. Despite the obstacles of paranormal pacts the disciples of Mother Nature have been known to aid supernaturally afflicted humans in need. Whether indirectly through a humans magical practice or directly by their holy hand.

Other higher dimensional beings, including Jinn, can also reverse the vampire, werewolf, and zombie scourge along with other various supernatural states. Most commonly through Genies wishes. Of course, Angels could easily reverse just about anything but they are tightly bound by the non-interference policy of the Archangel hierarchy under the guidance of the Omniverse Lord. At the end of the day, it seems the highest level Lords want to play out every scenario possible in the various Parallel Universes to grant humans a wealth of knowledge and experience to prepare them for eventual afterlife Godhood. More Vampire Cures…

Do Zombies Have A Soul?

Posted on January 2, 2021 by Xavier Remington

Zombies are soulless creatures of the living dead variety. They are mindless animal like beings who operate only on instinct. That instinct being to eat living human flesh, and blood. They’re human corpses brought back to life devoid of a spiritual connection to their souls. This is due to the zombie virus altering the DNA, and spirit frequency of the body to neutral. That means the body can not be possessed by the ghost of the original inhabitant, an angel, a demon, or any other entity. So the soul of the dead person residing in Heaven would not re-enter their body when the corpse is reanimated nor would it have any memory of being a zombie. The body in that case is just a pile of smelly rotting flesh staggering about with sharp teeth ready to perform cannibalistic acts. That being said, any higher dimensional entity can inhabit a dead body thus creating a sapient zombie.

Zombies may also be transformed from living humans who become infected with the zombie virus or fall prey to voodoo magic. Once they completely transform into a zombie they’re considered dead, and their soul goes to Heaven. Their body continues to operate beyond their control on automatic pilot. However the deceased would have memory of the transition to zombiehood. It’s the closest anyone can come to having the experience of being a zombie. Those of you who must face family, and friends becoming zombies can rest assured they’re not really that person anymore. So please don’t hesitate to eradicate the walking dead corpses for the protection of yourself, and all those still alive.