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How Do You Defeat A Mummy?

Mummies resurrected by the disturbance of their tombs or even by a group of misguided worshipers are extremely difficult to eradicate! This is due to the dark magic of their infamous Curse that protects them. That’s why beheading and even … Continue reading

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How To Reverse A Voodoo Doll Curse?

What Is A Voodoo Doll & How Is It Created? A Voodoo Doll is an enchanted effigy of a person that can be linked to their very body, mind, and soul through a cursed spell. This is the specialty of advanced … Continue reading

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Digital Demonic Cyber-Monday Warning!

So maybe you skipped the frightening shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of human shoppers, zombies, vampires, and the Demon God Of Greed Mammon. A lot of bad things can happen in a … Continue reading

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The Supernatural Meaning Of A Rainbow Around The Moon

A circular rainbow around the Moon, also known as a Moonbow, lunar halo, or lunar rainbow, is sometimes caused by the refraction of light through ice particles in high altitude clouds.  It generally means rain or snow will fall shortly.  … Continue reading

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Immortal High School Sweethearts Live In The 1980’s For 1000 Years!

One of the most interesting cases in our paranormal files is the case of a couple who loved the 1980’s with a passion! So much so that they traveled back in time to live in the decade for 1000 years! … Continue reading

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Do Vampires Use The Toilet?

November 19th is World Toilet Day! Naturally, the first thought that comes to mind is do Vampires need to use the crapper? No vampires do not have to go to the bathroom even when they drink too much.  Whether that … Continue reading

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What Are Toilet Monsters?

November 19th is World Toilet Day! A time to reflect on the fact that billions of people on Earth don’t have a safe and sanitary toilet’s to use. Most of us take it for granted that we can use a … Continue reading

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What Is The Apocalypse Clock?

The Apocalypse Clock is the supernatural equivalent of the infamous Doomsday Clock. The Doomsday Clock calculates the likelihood of human made global catastrophes. Especially nuclear war. Midnight is the hour of destruction. As of 2019 it was two minutes until … Continue reading

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Vampire Royalty Rank Titles

Vampires are the only supernatural beings to have a true global government. Although, Lycan Werewolves are working on forming their own. The Vampire Kingdom rules out of their Royal Capital hidden in Transylvania. It is called Diavol City. Every single … Continue reading

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How Do You Defeat A Mummy?

Mummies resurrected by the disturbance of their tombs or even by a group of misguided worshipers are extremely difficult to eradicate! This is due to the dark magic of their infamous Curse that protects them. That’s why beheading and even incineration in holy flames is no guarantee of death! It’s the Mummy’s Curse cast by ancient Priests through the power of Egyptian Gods that grants them a return to life. Of course, once a Curse is initiated it takes on a life of its own. That being said this is one instance where Zombies are something good. Even with the most powerful of curses zombie flesh can inexplicably bring down the entire house of cards. Tricking a Mummy into eating some zombie meat will cause them to instantly burst into brilliant shimmering sands. The exact metaphysical mechanism of this miracle lies in the original curse being derived from zombies. There’s also the act of a fellow member of the Walking Dead contaminating another.🧟‍♂️

The Hope Of A Counter To The Mummy’s Curse

Extremely powerful Practitioners Of Magic may be able to examine any given Mummy’s Curse and concoct a counter-curse. Especially the current masters of cursing that we know as the mysterious Gypsies. Additionally, there are the notorious Voodoo Priests who are proficient in resurrecting zombies. Still, Anti-Curses are a rare commodity that must be balanced perfectly. If not then a major metaphysical meltdown can occur causing the Curse to shower a reign of terror onto a great many innocent people! There have been successes as witnessed by stable Mummies on display in museums. If done properly the lumbering pile of bandages and desiccated flesh can be returned to its sarcophagus. This is generally followed by a supernatural sealing spell. Depending on the magic used they can also be reduced to the aforementioned shimmering sand. Interestingly enough, fallen mummy ashes or sand is an essential ingredient in various foolish resurrection spells. Some even think it holds the key for curing the zombie virus! All of which risk resurrecting the Curse or possibly causing the Mummy’s spirit to possess a human!

Force The Mummy Back Into His Or Her Tomb

There is some evidence that forcing a mummy back into their sarcophagus and sealing it can end the reign of terror!  However, it’s unlikely it would be that easy to re-bottle the curse. At the least, it would also need to be returned to its tomb that should be magically sealed as well. Realistically it’s damn difficult to man handle a mummy even with super strength or magic. The curse provides immunity to many forms of magic. There is one ancient anecdote of four powerful First Generation Vampires returning a Mummy to his tomb as they called upon a demonic dark patron saint to seal it up. Undoubtedly, they were deeply offended by the Mummy stealing their human meals!

The Human Corpse Solution

The Mummy must continually consume live humans to regenerate and remove its bandages. As previously mentioned zombie meat will mess them up real good. To a lesser extent eating a human corpse dead for over 24 hours will put a monkey wrench in their reanimation plans. Plausibly you could trick them into thinking a corpse is merely a person sleeping. This mistake on their part will only cause a slow decay. They must then scramble to find a Virgin to consume within the next 24 hours! The complete purity of the flesh, blood, and soul is the only thing that can reverse their decline. If they don’t then they will be exterminated!

What To Do If A Mummy Is After You!

If you feel you’re being stalked by a mummy who may eye you as a meal or perhaps even a love interest then immediately run away and hide! Preferably in a church or some other holy place. As the Mummy ironically doesn’t want to be around death it is likely a holy church graveyard might be the best place to hide! Due to the Curse, there’s really no other way to repel a Mummy. There’s just dead flesh or a place where your deity of choice might provide some level of protection. Once you’re safe contact your nearest Egyptologist, Mummification Master, Witch, Gypsy, Voodoo Master or other paranormal professionals!🤕

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How To Reverse A Voodoo Doll Curse?

What Is A Voodoo Doll & How Is It Created?
Voodoo DollA Voodoo Doll is an enchanted effigy of a person that can be linked to their very body, mind, and soul through a cursed spell. This is the specialty of advanced Voodoo Witch Doctors. The process of creating such a doll can vary between Voodoo practitioners but more or less bodily fluids, and personal items from the victim are essential in crafting it. For maximum effectiveness it must also resemble the cursed individual in question. Once the doll is complete it can then be manipulated to cause equivalent effects in the victim’s body. Nefarious needles, and even flames, are employed to cause pain, Illness, mental distress, handicaps, disfigurements, and even death!

Take Back Your Life & Claim Your Voodoo Doll!
It is imperative you get ahold of the Voodoo doll that is cursing you! Linking a curse to a physical object can be a strength, and a weakness. It all depends on the victim gaining possession of it. A master of Voodoo black magic can seriously mess you up both physically, and mentally with such a dastardly doll. A frightening figure intertwined with your very body, and soul. You really have nothing to lose by attempting to pilfer the doll of damnation since doing nothing will surely lead to your ultimate doom!  Secretly observing the Voodoo practitioners daily routine from afar is the first step before pouncing once they leave their home, or base of operations. Often they will keep it in the room they practice their dark craft within. Sometimes it is hidden behind a secret panel or bookcase. If this type of mission is beyond your skillset, or you’re in bad shape, then we recommend hiring a paranormal investigator, or even a practitioner of magic to aid you. If you can find a powerful enough witch, warlock, wizard, or sorcerer they can attempt to defend you from the ill effects of the voodoo doll. However at some point you must acquire the doll, and destroy it with extreme prejudice!

Turn The One Who Cursed You Into The Victim!
You can even turn the tables on your terrifying tormenter.  Voodoo practitioners must first make a Voodoo Doll representing themselves as the first step down the dark road of diabolical doll creation. That Doll is almost always used as a part of their curses.  Even if it isn’t they generally keep it, and utilize it in a positive way to strengthen themselves. Such as channeling your metaphysical energy through your doll, and then transferring it to theirs which then channels it into their body. Voodoo Witch Doctors are notorious for hiding their own doll in an extremely secure location for their own protection. If you feel you have time before the Voodoo Master returns then by all means attempt to search for the doll.  If you manage to find it you could very well choose to immediately burn it. Such a complete incineration would eradicate your Voodoo torturer from the very face of this Earth! Of course that is the very reason you shouldn’t burn your own doll immediately! If you have access to a decent practitioner of magic, especially another person practicing Voodoo, they may be able to use the evil Voodoo practitioners doll to restore any damage to your body, or health in general!

The Safe Way To Destroy Your Voodoo Doll!
Once you get the doll in your possession don’t remove any pins or other items penetrating or affixed to the doll. You could do more damage removing them! Carefully place the doll in a sturdy box for transport, and submerge it in holy water blessed by a priest of any religion. However the human collective conscious plays a strong role in the power of any given religion. So it seems Catholic holy water is usually the most powerful due to so many people believing in the religion. Make a quick run to your local church, and give your Voodoo doll a baptism in holy water. This will immediately stop its ill effects in most cases. Only then can you safely remove the needles, and anything else attached to the doll. Your body will then begin to naturally heal itself as it normally would. However serious damage like a removed limb will not grow back! To many pin pricks to vital organs like the heart or brain may leave permanent physical damage! See a physician immediately for a complete exam! You may also require psychological assistance if the Voodoo Witch Doctor messed with your mind.

You could theoretically store your Voodoo doll in a bottle of holy water forever to keep it neutralized. Unfortunately there is a real danger of the deeply angered Voodoo Master stealing it back! In most cases destroying it prevents them from creating a duplicate doll. Especially if they still have your bodily fluids, or personal items. It’s always smart to search for these items as well while on the mission to retrieve your doll.

A complete holy cleansing, and incineration is best to insure you’re completely cut off from the doll’s curse along with the Voodoo Master being unable to ever curse you with another doll ever again. Clearly the holy water is an excellent start but next you will need holy oil. There are a variety of formulations but we’ve found that an olive oil base with fair amounts of myrrh, and frankincense oil is the best way to go. Then have that oil blessed by a priest. It would probably be even better if the priest would actually give you his own holy oil. Unfortunately they tend to be stingy about giving  that away even for a fee!

Allow the Voodoo Doll to dry out a bit from the holy water before submerging it in the holy oil. Let it sit in the sainted oil for an hour before removing it, and placing it somewhere safe to light a fire. Then feel free to light that bastard up! Let the flames fly free to encapsulate, and eradicate the doll completely! If there’s some way for a priest to bless the fire holy that would be best. A church incinerator would be ideal for this. However it’s not essential. Once the doll is nothing but ash release it as dust in the wind. Mother Nature, Goddess Gaia, will meld the ashes into the environment thereby granting you some much needed good luck. In this case it’s particularly helpful to release the holy dust into a rural area.

What If I Can’t Get My Voodoo Doll?
If you cannot gain access to the Voodoo doll then you need to find your own Voodoo witch doctor, and have them make an Anti-Voodoo Doll which is imbued with strength, and good luck by the witch.  As a further step we recommend having the doll blessed by a Priest.  However it won’t be easy to find a mainstream Christian Priest who will do this.  If not then try a holy person of another religion.  This Anti-Doll should neutralize the bad doll that’s cursing you.  Of course there’s no guarantee.  If your Voodoo Master is powerful enough then perhaps they can be persuaded to do battle with the evil one in order to force them to hand over your doll! Or you could open up negotiations directly as well. Maybe find out if in fact they were hired by someone to curse you since odds are slim that you offended a Voodoo practitioner. Lawyers specializing in supernatural law might be ideal for such negotiations. Unfortunately as of the writing of this article no court of law recognizes supernatural laws. Ultimately you must obtain the cursed doll to destroy it in a proper fashion.  If the Voodoo Witch Doctor is unyielding then you might have to hire paranormal crimefighters, a powerful witch, wizard, or even a sorcerer to deal with the Voodoo terrorist, and exact justice so you can get your life back! If you’re currently the victim of a Voodoo doll curse may God have mercy on your soul during your dark plight!

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Digital Demonic Cyber-Monday Warning!

So maybe you skipped the frightening shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of human shoppers, zombies, vampires, and the Demon God Of Greed Mammon. A lot of bad things can happen in a chaotic crowd! There’s also the potential for demon possession when it comes to those with weak minds. Those suffering from the unfortunate mental condition of greed and a lust for material items they don’t really need. The misguided individuals with such malevolence in their hearts that they are compelled to injure innocent people who get in the way of their supposedly sweet shopping deals.  It seems sitting in the safety of your home and shopping the dynamic deals of Cyber Monday on the internet is the way to go.  Sure it’s a lot safer but there are still risks as you furiously click away adding items to your virtual shopping carts as you whip out your credit card!

Cyber-Demonic Dangers!

The risk of Cyber-Monday includes the aforementioned demonic possession for the simple minded overwhelmed by a lust for luxury items.  There are indeed Cyber Demons within cyberspace. Those dark spirits who can’t quite make it into our reality completely and end up as paranormal binary data forms on the internet. This makes sense when you consider that everything in our physical reality is ultimately composed of Non-Corporeal Energy which is, in essence, a dynamic form of data. Often they become trapped in the unfamiliar reality.  They are bound by the limits of the world wide web, hardware, and various software platforms. However, they can still be diabolically dangerous! Even more alarming is a new form of magic in which dark practitioners of magic or even demons themselves are writing intricate AI code that they breath life into. In essence creating new cyber-demonic life! Their own private minions ready to dominate and corrupt the future virtual reality holographic internet!

Demons Enter The Digital Age

The Demon God Mammon has also been known to possess internet server’s so he can make his way to potential victims IP Addresses.  Demons such as Mammon don’t keep it old school and are deep down with the in things to perpetuate their dark diabolical deeds to the modern fullest!  These powerful Cyber Demons get very angry if they can’t possess you.  Possession failure happens more often over the internet than directly in physical reality because the evil entities are more weakened in a digital form.  Although, a burst of demonic rage over their internet inadequacy could equal at the least a bad software virus or at the most a major hardware meltdown as seen in the photo at the top of this page. Certainly being near that explosive event or getting an electrical shock is a very real risk as the forces of darkness expand their virtual reign!

How Do Digital Demons Possess A Human

Demons who merely haunt the web while still existing in the metaphysical world simply use their Cyber form to brainwash your mind. Once weakened enough they will perform a standard direct possession. True Cyber-Demons will sometimes have the assistance of a real world demon to pass the possession off to. It’s considered a living sacrifice and the Cyber-Demon is rewarded with power and a promise to be released from their computerized prison someday. If it is merely a lone virtual demon then on screen hypnosis and WiFi connections are their entry into your mind, body, and soul! The high-frequency electromagnetic waves of WiFi act as a conduit for higher dimensional cyber entities to enter your sub-conscious That is where perplexing possession begins.  The risk of demonic possession is particularly high while sleeping as your sub-conscious manages your greedy material possessed thoughts of the day.  Be sure to sleep far away from the WiFi or turn it off. Ethernet connections are best. Certainly use of mobile devices is a risk on this malevolent Monday! Read The Rest Of This Paranormal Activity Forecast…

Cyber-Monday At Mystic Investigations

Cyber Monday Toy Deals!
Our employees are given 15 minutes every two hours to personally peruse the internet for Cyber-Monday Deals. All our computers are cyber-vaccinated with the latest magical anti-demonic software along with being blessed by a Priest. There are also protection spells in place. Employees may also take turns on Cyber-Patrol duty and shop on websites as they officially look for signs of trouble. Some are also assigned to our Cyber-Phone Center on this dangerous day. While waiting for calls they are allowed to shop as well. Generally, we get information on the type of entity inhabiting ones computer and then we design an anti-viral type program to deal with the supernatural scourge. Tougher cases require us or our partners in other communities to make a house call to exorcise the Cyber-Demon.