While the mainstream world often refers to the Full Moon of July as the Buck Moon we in the paranormal community usually know it as the Lightning Moon. The Buck Moon comes from ancient indigenous people observing many young deer developing antlers in July. In the supernatural world, we name each Moon by the Nature Deities who have command of its powerful metaphysical energies. Although a joint cooperative of Lunar Deities has general control there is a complicated higher dimensional system of harnessing its power. This allows others to take hold of the lunar reigns for any given month. July is most often the Lightning Moon as it’s controlled by various Gods of Thunder and Lightning including the King Of Gods himself Zeus. Under a higher dimensional agreement he shares control with the other Gods Of Thunder such as the legendary Thor! It’s no coincidence that July is often a turbulent weather season of Thunderstorms and Tornadoes.🌕
Zeus, Thor, and the other Gods of their kind will relinquish control every so often for the sake of appeasing other deities. All in an effort to keep the peace and maintain godly unity as the Battles Of Armageddon take shape. The main adversaries are Angels, Demons, Jinn, and the Earthly Deities. The various pantheons of deities from around the world are mostly allied under Zeus. However, the Dark Underworld Gods are joining forces with the Demons Of Hell. In order to prevent any further defections goodwill must be granted forth.
This July will be known as the Fire Moon under the authority of various Fire Gods and Goddesses. This includes Hephaestus (Greek), Pele (Hawaiian), Zhurong (Chinese), Logi (Norse), and many other deities of fire. These are the Gods and Goddesses responsible for quite a few of the recent wildfires. Especially in North America. Although some are caused by escaped Phoenix Firebirds. The Fire Deities are performing the natural ritual of fire upon the environment to remove overgrowth and dead bio-matter while enriching the earth for new growth. This process encourages diversity in wildlife in the long run. On top of that, there are additional fires that are protesting the disrespect humankind has shown for Mother Earth by building civilization in an irresponsible manner. These fires are punishments upon humankind. It is said that the rebel Titan God of fire Prometheus came out of hiding to stop these revenge fires. Unfortunately, he fled back to his Underworld hiding place. He is rumored to have some hand in the evolution of humankind along with giving them the gift of fire that began the building of human civilization. Read The Rest Of This Paranormal Activity Forecast…🔥
Theoretically, anyone can become a Vampire. Although the odds of this happening to you are beyond astronomical. Seriously you would be more likely to get struck by lightning! Either you have to find a vampire or one has to target you. Frequenting various venues of numerous nocturnal social gatherings is your best bet at locating a vampire. On top of that, it isn’t very often vampires find someone they judge worthy enough to share an eternal blood bond. Indeed you will have a psychic bond with your vampire sire and be indebted to them forever. Most vampires who bring humans across into the dark sanguine shadows feel a responsibility to mentor their creation in the way of being a living dead predator. They wish to mold themselves an everlasting companion and minion who will back them up in all situations. Ultimately, the only way you can choose to be a vampire is to first be chosen by one.
The Powerful Pros Of Being A Vampire
If you’re hell-bent on joining the ever-living dead blood-sucking set then you should carefully weigh the pros and cons before taking the paranormal plunge. On the positive side, you will have immortality that frees you from the ravages of aging and the pain of disease. Although you can be temporarily weakened or injured by various means you will enjoy miraculously rapid restoration! Once you attain dark immortality you will become physically beautiful in every way if you aren’t already. Enhanced strength, speed, senses, and intelligence are additional gifts granted to the vampire. There are other telepathic abilities and hypnotic powers as well. Your high IQ intelligence and longevity should allow you to accumulate great wealth both legitimately and illegally with ease! Most vamps have no issue with living in the lap of luxury as they globe-trot around the world! Especially with the additional advantage of the wisdom and connections of your sire and their nefarious associates.
Paranormal Power Lies In The Generation Of Your Vampire Sire
The extent of these prolific powers is based on the generation of the vampire who sires you. The top prize is to become a second-generation vampire by the fangs of the royal elite first generation. The odds are astronomical this will happen as they are often in the circles of the rich and famous! If you did achieve such a feat then you would join the prestigious ranks of the infamous Dracula! You’ll also have the loyalty, and protection of your father or mother vampire along with any sired siblings who share your blood bond. Whatever generation you become you will see your powers increase with every century of life. However, do avoid being brought across into the living dead by the nasty Nosferatu. They are the lowest of the vampire community and your life will be pure hell for sure! At least you won’t live beyond 1000 years in that case since these ugly creepers aren’t immortal.
The Cons Of Vampirehood
On the negative side, you should expect a change in your personality. Your DNA will become demonic in nature as you’re cut off from your human soul. Instead, you will have a dark metaphysical spirit linked to the demon who created your vampire bloodline. Only people of exceptional character and strong will are able to transform into a vampire and remain in touch with their humanity. This is extremely rare in the vampire community. Your undying loyalty will lie with your new vampire family rather than your human one. You will regard them as a different species and easily leave them behind along with friends. You will care not for them or humankind in general as you think of them as meals or jesters to amuse your evil urges. Various atrocities could easily be committed by your hands. Things you may only regret if you die and enter the afterlife. There you will face a choice to be made demon in Hell or go to Purgatory to begin redemption so you may enter Heaven as a human.
The Dangers Of Being A Member Of The Living Dead
Food will no longer have much taste nor will it satisfy you in any way. You will only hunger for blood with humans being your number one craving for sustenance and power. You shall find it sweet-tasting and not disgusting as most humans would. Although you will be monstrously strong you can be weakened and killed. The death of a vampire results in the body spontaneously combusting into unholy flames and then turning to instant ash. The process is short yet seriously painful! The most common deaths are a wooden stake to the heart or exposure to the holy sun. A sun you can never again bask in without literally burning alive! Although you can enjoy sunrises and sunsets when the sun is below the horizon. You can only go outside at night and will be confined indoors all day long! No fun in the summer sun for the vexing vampire!
The Risk Of Public Exposure
Entering a church and being in the presence of holy religious artifacts is painful for vampires. It weakens them and can lead to death when exposure is prolonged. This includes holy water. If any of these things are present you could easily be exposed as a vampire. This could put your life in danger from various forces of righteousness or even Royal Transylvanian Vampires who you must obey. If you reveal your vampire nature to a crowd or the media they will send Enforcers to eradicate you and clean up the mess! Even if it wasn’t intentional you’re still dead or worse they’ll torture you for centuries to make an example out of you! As a vampire expect to be the target of Vampire Slayers who live only to hunt your kind down every day and night! Especially as you sleep during the day and are vulnerable to attack! Contemplate every aspect of being a vampire before making the commitment to enter the blasphemous bloody eternal darkness!🧛
The top-flight psychics, seers, and mystics of The Reality Recognition Guild gleaned a new revelation after being asked for any supernatural information on Joel Osteen. Osteen is a world-famous televangelist pastor who garners some controversy due to his $100 million dollar net worth and lavish lifestyle. Some believe he should be giving most of his wealth to the poor and charities that support the less fortunate. However, Joel believes prosperity is a blessing from the Holy Lord and should be enjoyed to the fullest by those lucky enough to achieve success in life. Plausibly those rewarded for having faith in the Lord and live a righteous life. That being said Osteen does perform on stage and television like a celebrity along with producing various media productions. Should someone who entertains and acts somewhat like a motivational speaker utilizing religion be set to a different standard than others of his non-spiritual kind?
Members of The Reality Recognition Guild had visions of the Devil being bored in 2017 for some reason. He had previously taken notice of Joel Osteen but was busy with the affairs of Hell and beyond. Satan inquired if any of his demons had made a deal with him. Particularly one involving the selling of Joel’s immortal holy soul. Some of his minions indicated they approached Osteen but were quickly rejected. A few even felt a higher power drive them off. They assumed it was God himself protecting Joel. The Devil got excited about pulling another “Book Of Job” as it had been so many thousands of years since the last one. This time he wanted to finally win one over God!
Back in Old Testament times, Job was one of God’s most faithful Earthly servants who enjoyed his protection, good luck, and wealth. Satan challenged God to a bet. He said Job would hate God and abandon him if he didn’t have such a blessed life. God gave the Devil permission to curse Job. This included losing his wealth, the death of his children, and a despicable disease cast upon him. Even among all the suffering of Satan’s Curse Job did not renounce his faith and loyalty to the Holy Lord. Once the Devil was embarrassed by Job not cursing God’s name he left in a fury of flames as God restored Job’s former life of prosperity and love to the fullest. Incidentally, the stakes of the bet were If the Devil won he would have had his Archangel powers restored but not his place in Heaven. If God won the Devil had to give back 100 human souls he had bought. Indeed he returned the souls of the ones who didn’t show much dark promise.
Believe it or not, Satan has a direct line to God as a former Archangel despite now being an Archdemon. The Devil dialed up God, aka The Omniverse Lord, and asked if he’d like to test the faith of Joel Osteen. God indicated Joel wasn’t directly worshipping him but rather the Greek God Of Wealth Plutus. Plutus was the real power behind Osteen’s prosperity. The Devil more or less said “CRAP!” and hung up the metaphysical phone. Satan would have normally negotiated with a dark deity for Osteen’s soul. Unfortunately for him, Plutus is a neutral God who doesn’t discriminate between good and evil. He doles out wealth equally to those who respectfully worship him and supply the necessary metaphysical energy reserves.
In addition, most Earthy deities are desperate for worshippers as their power seriously waned since monotheism took hold. Plutus would have no interest in any bets that would risk his power base and in turn, the paranormal power he passes on as tribute to his King God Zeus. In the meantime, it seems that Satan is still looking for a way to bring down Joel Osteen or turn him to the demonic dark side! Osteen not only enjoys the protection of Plutus but also the entire Greek God Pantheon along with all their nature deity allies under the leadership of the mighty Zeus. It’s not worth Satans trouble to get Joel when the battles of Armageddon are at hand.
Joel Osteen is quite shrewd as he knows the Omniverse God is mostly neutral himself in modern times and wouldn’t grant him prosperity no matter what he did. So he went with Plutus who only wanted to feed off the enchanted energy of the millions of souls who look to Osteen for spiritual guidance, life motivation, and even entertainment. A harmless paranormal process that doesn’t damage souls in any fashion. Joel indeed helps people with his positive message of hope within the holy scripture and never had to sell his soul to Plutus. This means Joel will still go to Heaven as he’s technically not hurting anyone while still owning his own human soul. If nothing else the guy really knows how to work the supernatural system of life and the afterlife!
It appears just after his dad’s death Joel was contemplating if he wanted to continue preaching the gospel. He had only begun days earlier as his father repeatedly wished for him to take over for him at their church. His father John Osteen had started the Lakewood Church in 1959 and eventually had his own religious television show for 16 years until his death. Joel had been in deep thought as he strolled through the woods. A gleaming gold coin caught his eye. It was the sacred medallion of Plutus. Most likely Plutus placed the coin in his path.
Osteen’s wish for prosperity activated it and Plutus appeared to make him an offer he couldn’t refuse. Although he had to repeatedly convince Joel that he wasn’t a demon nor affiliated with Satan in any way. Plutus maintained he was a god of nature in tune with Mother Earth. He would aid Osteen in growing his ministry and media empire so as long as he pledged allegiance to him. Through Joel, he is able to access the souls of all the Lakewood Church’s members and those watching the TV broadcasts around the world. Despite Plutus being a Greek God under the command of Zeus Joel doesn’t have to enter their afterlife. Although he could choose to do so if he wished. In that case, he would have to sign his soul over to Zeus with Plutus as the proxy.
It is said that anyone who manages to find Joel Osteen’s hidden temple and altar to Plutus could end his successful streak of wondrous wealth. Destruction of the hidden chamber and melting of the mystical gold medallion would curse him to poverty! Most likely this sacred place is located underground. Plausibly a sub-basement under his home. Keep in mind Joel must have the medallion with him as he preaches in order for Plutus to siphon the spiritual energy of the human souls. The medallion also protects him from harm and grants him good luck much like Leprechaun gold!
Can You Hop A Ride On The Plutus Prosperity Train?
Probably not as there is only so much supernatural sway that Plutus or any given Earthly deity has. Also, he needs serious true-believing worshippers who preferably have masses of people captivated by them in some way. Not to mention that his medallion is key to obtaining high levels of wealth. Interestingly enough, there are said to be at least 13 gold coins that grant you direct access to Plutus. With Joel holding one there are 12 more out there somewhere? Plausibly lying in attics, museums, antique stores, ancient tombs, or in a hidden temple of a filthy rich individual.
If you happen to follow Joel Osteen then Plutus isn’t taking some of your soul’s enchanted energy and giving you nothing in return. Under the Deity Directives Of Zeus and various Universal Laws pertaining to eternal souls, one must give something back in return. You are getting a small measure of prosperity power but it is based on your willingness and talent to attain said wealth. It grants an extra push toward your goals and will ever-increasingly work as more wealth is obtained. However, it is unlikely you will get anywhere near Osteen-level success. Ironically, any prosperity obtained will be attributed to faith in the Holy Lord of the Bible.