There Are Beauty & Beasts In The Eye Of The Beholder. For All The Cringe Is Deadly Disturbing! Just as someone can be born with perfect facial features thereby making them a perfect 10 so can someone be born a … Continue reading →
The Supernatural Meaning Of A Rainbow Around The Moon
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There Are Beauty & Beasts In The Eye Of The Beholder. For All The Cringe Is Deadly Disturbing!
Just as someone can be born with perfect facial features thereby making them a perfect 10 so can someone be born a 1. Of course, ultimately beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Certainly, a warm smile and sensual ebullient personality can greatly increase one’s attractiveness. That being said there is a certain ratio of facial features that don’t necessarily make a person either ugly or hot. Yet at the same time, there is something off-putting about them. Not any discernible deformity but just a characteristic that is not quite human on what is clearly a human face. Some that induce a spine-chilling feeling and a wish to flee away from said individual. They are a walking Cringe!
The Cringe Loves Posing As A Creepy Clown
There is one man on Earth who is the complete embodiment of instilling a deeply disturbing feeling within all who lay eyes upon him. He is only known as The Cringe for his real name and origin are unknown. Clowns are known for creating a feeling of fear through their insane make-up. The Cringe accomplishes this without cosmetics yet he doesn’t look like a classic clown. Ironically he often works as a clown to get close to people and perform his despicable acts upon them. In full costume, he actually looks better! Some say he resembles Pennywise The Clown from the movie “It“. Although Pennywise looks like a charming bachelor compared to The Cringe.
Once the crazy clown traps his victims he cleans off his greasepaint to reveal his true cringe-worthy face. This is for maximum terror and the enjoyment of witnessing a frenzied fear from his hostages! His freakish face is said to cause a person to freeze like they would in a nightmare. The eyes of this terrifying nut look as if they are piercing your very soul with a dark dagger! It’s possible the reaction to his face could very well be a paranormal phenomenon. However, there is still research that needs to be done in order to verify this.
A Seriously Superhuman Serial Killer Of Small Stature
The Cringe is a serial killer who enjoys torturing his victims amid his unspeakable acts before murdering them! Clearly, his childhood was most like quite a horrifying mess to create such a heinous killer! The Cringe is considered Superhuman due to the enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses he possesses. Much more than the standard serial killer! This despite his skinny build and height of 5′ 4″. Perhaps there’s a Napoleon Complex that may have had some minor part in his murderous ways along with his appearance. It is unknown where his power emanates. Plausibly it could be pure anger driven will like other serial killers. In the case of The Cringe, he may have inadvertently activated some latent superhuman DNA. With each passing decade, there is a slight increase in humans born with various superpowers.
His raw rage-filled power has been witnessed by the paranormal investigative crime fighters who have confronted him. Often they die or The Cringe eludes them! Despite pleas from some in the supernatural community the world of law enforcement seems to shrug off The Cringe as an Urban Legend due to a complete lack of evidence. He is a master of wiping a crime scene clean and completely destroying the bodies. He may also frame someone else for it. This suggests some manner of extensive training in Forensic Science.
The Cringe Walks Alone Killing All Who Cross His Path!
The Cringe is such an insanely savage loner that he has killed those who approached him to act as a hitman or enforcer for their criminal syndicate or sinister supernatural organization. He has literally turned down millions of dollars and caused multiple bounties to be placed on his head. The Cringe even make the Top Paranormal Most Wanted at number 14! However, his reputation precedes him and he is beyond difficult to find so most don’t bother hunting him! He even refused to the join the premier demonic clown cult on Earth known as The Klaus Kane Clown Cult. This freakish fool now has these demon backed clowns after him and he takes them out with extreme prejudice when they get in his way!
Beware Because The Cringe Could Be Anywhere You Are Now!
There is no supernatural method of repelling The Cringe except via brute force weaponry. He could be any clown at a circus, carnival, or child’s birthday party! He could also be any creep in a crowd where he often wears hats, sunglasses, and even fake facial hair. This is an attempt to hide his cringey appearance that would draw a lot of unwanted attention! He is said to give off a generally creepy vibe even when his back is turned to someone. His voice is also oddly shrill and gives the feeling of fingernails scratching on a chalkboard. If you come across any stranger who creeps you out in any way then don’t hesitate to simply leave the vicinity or run if they begin chasing you. Coming up with a legitimate excuse to leave might be the best option before quickly finding an area with lots of people present. Be advised he has successfully snatched people in crowded public areas in broad daylight. These unlucky folks were never seen again!
The Cringe May Have A Resistance To Magic
Don’t take a chance because it could be The Cringe! If you think you’ve had contact with The Cringe then call your nearest paranormal professionals or Practitioners Of Magic! The closest anyone came to capturing him was a witch some years ago. She thwarted his attempt to kidnap a set of twin toddlers from their parents! The witch said somehow The Cringe resisted the full metaphysical force of her marvelous magics. Plausibly via die-hard will power! Don’t try to capture or kill him on your own! He is strong, stealthy, highly intelligent, a master of hand to hand combat and is proficient in the use of all manner of weapons! When you close your eyes and think of him you will feel The Cringe surge through you as just being on the same planet as him is a horrifying prospect!
A circular rainbow around the Moon, also known as a Moonbow, lunar halo, or lunar rainbow, is sometimes caused by the refraction of light through ice particles in high altitude clouds. It generally means rain or snow will fall shortly. In a number of cases it’s actually Cloud, Rainbow, and sometimes other Nature Nymphs painting the dark nocturnal sky canvas independently, or together in artistic unison. As with all Rainbows they bring good luck to the localized area they’re viewed in. The rainbow light makes the somewhat unholy lunar light holy for a short time. It’s more or less the complete opposite of the 100% unholy Blood Moon. The holiest state is when the Moon itself appears to be rainbow colored. This usually indicates the presence of a Leprechaun and/or Unicorn as these beings wield the awesome powers of good luck.
Interestingly enough a complete standard rainbow at night indicates some manner of distress or emergency effort from a supernatural being. It can be a warning from nature God’s sending a message of caution forth to all who know its meaning. However, since it is an extremely rare sight it’s very good luck to see it. Especially if it happens during a New Moon! This infusion of luck comes in handy if you should happen to run across said danger.
Rainbow Light Time Travel Arcs
Leprechauns, in particular, might create a rainbow arc around the Moon for the purposes of time travel. A supernatural time travel method that uses enchanted lunar energies, good luck, circular geometric perfection, and rainbow light. Sometimes the only purpose is to merely travel to daylight in that area to quickly hide their pot of gold from someone, find their previously hidden gold, or teleport somewhere across the Earth. Creating a complete rainbow at night in light far dimmer, and less holy than the sun, or in no light, requires immense powers. In contrast, a time travel light arc to hours earlier, or later actually requires less. Unfortunately, the limit to these time travel powers is 24 hours maximum! Once in sunlight, they can create complete rainbows to locate their hidden gold or form global paranormal transport conduits with connecting rainbow networks. Both Leprechauns & Unicorns travel by rainbow. In addition, some powerful practitioners of magic, along with a handful of other supernatural creatures, may be responsible for Moonbows, and rainbows in general.
A lunar halo around the Full Moon often indicates you can walk safely through the nocturnal shadows without worry of a werewolf attack. Powerful practitioners of magic, such as Witches, may utilize spells calling upon Rainbow Nymphs, Fairies, and other enchanted entities to create Moonbows. This is a supernatural safety tactic often employed during the terror of Full Moon Werewolf nights! The lunar light being made holy by the rainbow thereby duplicates the conditions of a Yule Moon to some extent. During the Yule Moon of Christmas, most werewolves become docile creatures with gleaming white fur. Under this localized lunar rainbow light there is a temporary lull in wayward werewolf activity. A standard rainbow arced across the sky tends to dampen lunar energies and keep Werewolves in a peaceful state. If a Werewolf is in mid-attack the rainbow will distract it so you may escape.
The effect of the rainbow encircled moonlight generally causes Werewolves to simply hide out, and avoid humans. However, if startled they will viciously attack out of fear! The additional holy nature of the Moon may aid older Werewolves in resisting the transformation forced by the Lycanthrope Virus. If the Moon is completely engulfed in a rainbow then younger Werewolves will become quite docile, and may even allow you to pet them. Their fur is considered a good luck charm, and brazen individuals may attempt to shear some off. Especially witches who will keep it for future magical spells. Older Werewolves will return to human form until the rainbow effect has vanished. Since this can happen rapidly it’s recommended to still avoid Lycanthropes due to the extreme dangers of this unpredictable supernatural shift.
Dark Anti-Rainbow Werewolves
If any rainbow is of unusually dark colors or appears to have an almost Rainbow Obsidian property then it’s actually bad luck! It indicates a Clurichaun, aka dark Leprechaun, dark God, demon, warlock or some other entity of evil warping the rainbow light. In some cases, they are creating their own dark rainbow for nefarious purposes. Often under these circumstances, the colors will be reversed in diabolical defiance of Mother Nature. Such unholy rainbow light can actually amplify the aggression and powers of werewolves! If you see such a rainbow we suggest immediately running for the nearest building, and locking yourself securely in!
Are The Friday The 13 Movies True? The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true story. Jason Voorhees (Born Friday, March 13, 1953) was a deformed mentally retarded child who was mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, and adults alike. He was completely ignored by most everyone as he drowned in Crystal Lake on Friday The 13th in May of 1966. Some even laughed as they believed he was just goofing around and not even drowning! His mother began the killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for her son’s death. Her death finally triggered Jason’s biological resurrection from non-corporeal form. The unique mix of his tragic death, the dark energies of Friday The 13th, mental retardation, and possible evil already existing in his immortal soul caused him to be caught in the dream plane between life and death. There he garnered the attention of an unknown lone demon who powered his horrifying creation. In addition, inexplicably the magical innocence of childhood was lost somewhere along the way. The magic that should have prevented this menace from existing, to begin with. Most likely the demonic metaphysical energy fused with his human soul to cause the unholy resurrection of Jason. A biological supernatural being in lieu of the usual vengeful ghost or poltergeist that one would usually expect in such a situation.
Jason’s non-corporeal consciousness was channeled by the demon into a freshly dead adult human corpse, and his life as one of the greatest supernatural serial killers of all time finally began. Jason’s spirit was in essence adopted by a demon so technically he’s a demonically altered entity possessing a dead body to the point of transforming the DNA to living dead demon status. So he could be classified as a demi-demon to an extent. Since half of him is human, and the other half is demonic in nature. However unlike most demidemons, his flesh is dead, and rotting like a zombie. Jason is more precisely a rare Zombified Demi-Demon, or possibly a Demon-Zombie Hybrid. One advantage of a new body was a moderately healthy adult brain that allowed for him to be more cognizant, and more apt at his profession as a supernatural serial killer.
Jason kills the teen campers at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for not only his own mindless death but the death of his mother as well. Sexed up teens seem to really trigger a rage within him due in part to the prudishness his mother instilled within him along with the fact that the inattentive lifeguards who allowed him to drown were selfishly indulging themselves in carnal lust. There’s also some sub-conscious jealously over never growing up as a normal child, and being able to partake of life’s pleasures. This further darkens his heart and stokes the hellish flames of demonic glee in the great dark beyond where his exploits are applauded. The Devil himself has stated that he finds Jason,”Rather amusing”.
The killings at the original Camp Crystal Lake in Essex County New Jersey ceased once Jason was supposedly killed by some crazy lucky teens. Not soon after this the camp was burnt to the ground by holy fire courtesy of a brave group of paranormal investigators and the holy clergy they had in tow. Don’t worry it wasn’t vandalism since the camp was slated to be torn down anyway. Those who knew about Jason just wanted to make sure he was eradicated. Unfortunately, he does have a nasty habit of self-resurrecting. Jason seems to have an affinity for summer camps packed full of adolescents around the continental United States. Especially those near lakes with the name Crystal.
The dark Voorhees last death took place at a summer camp on Friday, August 13, 1999. It was near a small lake that the residents jokingly renamed Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon. It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there! Thankfully a nearby team of brave paranormal warriors known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s took down Jason with extreme prejudice. Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful trinity of priests. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Most of the Ten Gallon’s were descendants of the original legendary team of wild west cowboys who specialized in the supernatural. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence.
Even after all that the monstrous metaphysical menace known as Jason Voorhees was still spotted in a ghostly form around the original Crystal Lake and other various lakes around the US. Thankfully they were nothing more than harmless sightings with occasional brief interactions with the surrounding environment that include sulfurous stinks, cold spots, light flickering, movement of small objects, and other common elements of a haunting. This increased paranormal activity usually coincided with spikes in solar radiation or some other electromagnetic radiation source. Clearly, the ghost of Jason was powered down, and probably without his demon foster parent. So as long as he remained that way he wouldn’t be able to return in a biological form.
Unfortunately, the three Friday The 13th’s of 2015 emboldened The Jason Voorhees Cult and its dark practitioners of magic. On Friday, November 13th, 2015 Jason was resurrected by this motley crew of malevolent magicians! You can read the entire sorted tale of terror on our Paranormal News blog. Since then his reign of bloody terror has resumed as he continues to allude paranormal crime fighters and the US Paranormal Defense Agency! He is far more powerful than he’s ever been and no longer will teens and other novices have any chance of taking down the Jason juggernaut! It will take an experienced team of supernatural warriors such as those of us here at Mystic Investigations.
So It Seems Jason Will Live On Hundreds Of Years From Now! Jason X, the movie portraying Jason in the year 2455, is loosely based on the premonitions of a psychic after she touched Jason’s corpse. At some point in the future the US Paranormal Defense Agency finally gets their hands on Jason, and after their studies are exhausted they put him into deep freeze storage. The cryogenically frozen Jason is effectively forgotten in a deep underground warehouse. The facility itself gets lost in red tape among countless miles of underground warehouse caverns full of items the US government has squirreled away over the centuries. Finally, in the 26th century, the warehouse was re-discovered by Earth’s future interstellar government. Since Jason’s cryo-container was marked as a dangerous bio-hazard of unknown origin he was loaded on a spacecraft to be studied at a deep space outpost. The vast majority of the crew was brutally slain by the accidentally revived Jason. He was eventually stopped by a sapient android identifying as a female.
Unfortunately, his nearly destroyed body was sealed inside a damaged medical healing bay where escaped malfunctioning nanobots rebuilt him into a zombified demonic cyborg menace! Bionic Jason quickly dispatched the rest of the crew, including the android, with ease in his new indestructible body. No more rotting body for him as the nanobots perpetually heal him thereby guaranteeing his immortality. The ship continued on autopilot to the deep space station orbiting a research planet. Jason ended up destroying the station and plummeted down to the planet where he proceeded to continue his interstellar serial killing spree! With his cyborg enhanced intellect, he alluded capture and hijacked ships to other worlds and space stations. In his wake, he left a bloodbath like nothing seen in the recent history of future peace. It was several years before a joint military force of humans, androids, cyborgs, and extraterrestrials managed to finally kill Jason! Although Jason’s body was completely disintegrated by laser gunfire rumor has it that his consciousness downloaded into a computer, and now he haunts the interstellar internet as a cyber-demon. So it seems that Jason may be a plague on humanity for the foreseeable future! [Twitter]