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April Fool’s Isn’t Canceled In The Supernatural World!

Despite the global pandemic taking place April Fool’s Day has not been canceled. At least not as far as the Trickster The April Fool is concerned. He is out in full force to not only paranormally prank people for his … Continue reading

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Who Is The Paranormal Being Known As The April Fool?

April Fool’s Day isn’t just a time of pranks and jokes confined to human instigators.  There are magical forces at work sparking supernatural shenanigans. The April Fool is the official supernatural leader of April Fool’s Day. He appears to be … Continue reading

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Can Mermaids Mate And Have Kids?

They can’t have sex or reproduce in Mermaid form due to having no private parts. In the days before the impending doom of the lost continent of Atlantis the Wizard Mermis prepared his survival plan for its citizens. A mystical … Continue reading

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Do Nature Deity Based Vampires Exist?

Do Earthly Gods And Goddesses Have Their Own Vampires? The most common vampires that originate from higher dimensional beings are demonic based. The first generation of these blood sucking Vampires was created when a demon deeply possessed a human and … Continue reading

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The Magic Of Manifestation

 Manifestation is the magic we all possess courtesy of our conscious connection with the foundation of reality. The ability to wish for things in a consistently positive manner thereby attracting them to us. This is related to mind over … Continue reading

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Who Is The Plague Doctor?

The History Of Medieval Plague Doctors The Black Death, also known as The Plague or Bubonic Plague, was the most deadly pandemic in human history!  The devastation of the disease peaked in mid 14th century Europe and took the lives … Continue reading

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Is The Greatest American Hero Based On A True Story?

Can Super Suits Give People Powers? The early 80’s television series The Greatest American Hero was the story of a school teacher named Ralph Hinkley who received a superhero suit from extraterrestrials.  The suit gave him fantastical powers for the purpose … Continue reading

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The Supernatural Saint Patrick’s Day

Since Saints are in essence created by the will of humans, they are given a grander leeway than standard human origin Angels in the afterlife. Especially when it comes to dealings with Nature Deities, and other supernatural beings not necessarily … Continue reading

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Saint Patrick’s Day Posts From Around Our Website

🍀Saint Patrick’s Day, Leprechauns, and our articles related to luck: The Supernatural Story Of Saint Patrick’s Day Summon A Leprechaun Spell Supernatural Stories Ask Mystic Investigations Blog Canonized Saints Leprechaun-Human Hybrids How Much Is A Leprechauns Pot Of Gold Worth … Continue reading

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April Fool’s Isn’t Canceled In The Supernatural World!

Despite the global pandemic taking place April Fool’s Day has not been canceled. At least not as far as the Trickster The April Fool is concerned. He is out in full force to not only paranormally prank people for his own amusement and stoke the Spirit Of Merriment but also to take people’s minds off their current woes. People cooped up in their homes need humor more than ever now! His pranks on us here at Mystic Investigations and others in the supernatural world are more pronounced. With the average person it may be more low key or done in a way to make things look coincidental as per The Supernatural Secrecy Pact. Still, people have reported hearing random giggling manifesting from thin air or even a guy in a jesters costume running about with glorious glee.🃏

Empowered by the Norse God Loki, The April Fool perpetuates pranks and jolting jokes without any regard for political correctness. He will splash insulting graffiti where ever he pleases in the real world or on people’s websites. Thankfully, it vanishes at Midnight on April 2nd! All aspects of his folly vanish the next day…well except for the memory of your public shame! Read The Rest Of This April Fool’s Alert On Our Paranormal Activity Forecast Blog…

Who Is The Paranormal Being Known As The April Fool?

April Fool’s Day isn’t just a time of pranks and jokes confined to human instigators.  There are magical forces at work sparking supernatural shenanigans. The April Fool is the official supernatural leader of April Fool’s Day. He appears to be a jocular jester personally pranking those he feels needs to be taken down a peg or two. Sometimes it’s merely an individual who may be a bit too righteous and requires some enhanced embarrassment. He has a variety of paranormal powers that allow him to accomplish his hopefully harmless habits of perpetually pranking people amid loony laughter and goofy giggling. This happy harlequin is known to become quite malicious when dealing with egregiously evil individuals or those who lash out in anger. It’s always best to laugh off his jokes and learn a lesson from them. Sometimes it’s as simple as learning to laugh at yourself and not let an over-inflated ego guide you through life.

The Origin Of April Fool’s Day

The Fantastical Fool is known to be a Trickster by proxy through the power of the Norse Trickster God Loki. The real Loki is not very much like the Marvel movie character. Sometime in the 16th century, he began planting the sub-conscious seeds in humankind for the formation of a Fools Day. A day to teach unruly humans a lesson through tricks and pranks. A time to let ones own mischievous merriment loose upon the world while relishing in the amusement of witnessing embarrassment. The ultimate purpose was to create a Holiday Spirit that would grant Loki more power. That day become April Fool’s Day as we know it today.

How Are April Fool’s Chosen?

As April 1st took shape Loki decided to install an Earthly emissary to directly preside over the holiday. If he did so himself it would have drawn disapproval from more powerful Gods and those who were after him for his past transgressions. So he created The April Fool! He hand-picked the original April Fool centuries ago but thereafter the Fool picks his successor every 7 years. The Foolish Fool is formerly a human who loves jokes, pranks, merry mischief, and a sense of comical justice. After his silly service, The Funny Fool returns to being a human. Although he retains some of his powers to a limited extent along with living an exceptionally healthy life well into the mid-100’s. It is said when Fool’s die they go to an especially jovial afterlife created in the Underworld by Loki. Thus far there have only been male fools but it’s only a matter of time before a funny female takes the title of April absurdity.

The Perplexing Powers Of The April Fool

The crazy clown of April has super strength, speed, agility, and otherworldly senses that fall somewhere at about half that of a Demigod. This is courtesy of Loki and The Spirit Of April Fool’s Day that is intertwined with The Spirit Of Joviality. Like all holiday leaders or even Practitioners Of Magic, the Fool can draw upon the metaphysical energy of said Spirit. He has psychic abilities that include mind reading and hypnosis. This allows him to locate various victims deserving of his drollery. However, Loki telepathically sends him his own choices as well.

The April Fool’s Abilities Are No Laughing Matter

It was once thought there was more than one Fool as once since he would appear in multiple places around the world simultaneously on April Fools. We now know that time works differently for him which indicates Chronokinetic abilities. April Fool’s Day is the equivalent of 365 days for the jolly jester. This gives him all the time in the world to teleport about the globe pranking everyone he pleases. At the end of any given years April 1st he is thrust to the next years. In essence, the April Fool is at work for 7 years non-stop. Thankfully, he requires no sleep nor any sustenance as well. The April Fool is extremely humorous, intelligent and cunning in his prank preparations. He has a plethora of magical powers that include invisibility and warping reality to see his wacky ways come to funny fruition.

How To Repel The April Fool

You have nothing to fear from him but prepare to be prolifically pranked on April Fools Day.  He chooses both the righteous and wicked to transmit his titanic tomfoolery upon!  Depending on how they handle it they will either have good or bad luck for the entire month of April. If you are a good sport you’ll get good luck but if you get agitated you’ll have bad luck. If you’re easily embarrassed then try very hard to grin and bear it. Still, there is a possible way to not play the Fools game if you’re in the supernatural know. Mother Nature always provides some way for humans to defend themselves from paranormal perplexities. The only known repellent for the April Fool is the Harlequin Flower, aka Sparaxis tricolor. The Sparaxis grandiflora variety has also shown some promise.  Plant the flowers around your home, display inside, and wear them on your clothes.  A perfume or cologne made of the Harlequin flower or an essential oil of Harlequin may also act as a deterrent. Crushing the flowers, and mixing them with holy water may be a possible weapon against the fool if you’re a big enough party pooper. Unfortunately, this isn’t a guaranteed deterrent if the Fool is determined to get you. We also know that particularly powerful practitioner’s of magic can avoid his hilarious hijinks. Some even sit in a supernaturally sealed or spell protected room for the entire 24 hours of April Fool’s Day!

The only known recording of The April Fool when he pranked us here at Mystic Investigations!

Can Mermaids Mate And Have Kids?

They can’t have sex or reproduce in Mermaid form due to having no private parts. In the days before the impending doom of the lost continent of Atlantis the Wizard Mermis prepared his survival plan for its citizens. A mystical transformation into Mermaids, and Mermen so they could go on living in the seas forever! Mermis saw that the quest for sex, and it’s continued obsession, stood in the way of societal advancement. Especially when it came to keeping married couples faithful. So he purposely decided the new race would have no privates. That is except for brief times as humans when procreation was necessary to carry on the supernatural species. The original human Atlanteans had no issue with this as their new fish halves were foreign to them.

The Conception Of A Mermaid Child

Only at the stroke of Midnight during a Full Moon may mermaids and mermen come ashore to mate. Thankfully, Werewolves instinctively stay away. The enamored couple becomes indistinguishable from humans beneath the waist while basking in nocturnal lunar light. An enchanted element of Mermis magic to keep the mermaid civilization hidden. People happening upon couples making love on the beach under a full moon may have in fact witnessed mermaids mating. The phrase for mermaid sex is “Alcyone Ceyx” or sometimes just Ceyx. Alcyone is the Greek Demi-Goddess of the sea, and moon. Ceyx is her husband. It is a sacred ceremony generally only partaken of twice in a Mercouples life. Each mating is meant to give one baby of each gender to keep the populace at 50% male, and 50% female. A conception always takes place but the pregnancy is virtually imperceptible to the eye and could last anywhere from one month to over a year since it can only be born under the right circumstance.

A Beautiful Birth Once In A Blue Moon

Unfortunately a mermaid baby can only be born under the light of a true blue moon! This is why there are so few mermaids. Actually making move on the blue moon itself is expressly forbidden except for members of the royal family as it creates much coveted fraternal twins. One male and one female baby. Identical twins happen about once a century and are considered bad luck as they are seen as copies of each other. On the night of the full blue moon a mermaid will come ashore near the water’s edge. This is only on an area where the moon is actually blue hued due to various mystical forces. The Mother, Father, Siblings, Grandparents, and a birthing Witch Doctor come ashore on a secluded beach at the Witching Hour. There the Birthing Ceremony takes place as all are in human form paying homage to their human roots despite now not trusting humans. Although most other family members and friends remain in merform at the waters edge for security purposes. A canal is dug in the sand from the mother to the water. The baby is born into the sandy canal where it then slides gently down into the sea water. Within seconds it takes Merbaby form in the designated Godparents arms. The parents and the rest of the birthing party then enter the water to take possession of the child. The Witch Doctor is the last to leave as he or she fills in the sand and then leaves behind the sign of the Wizard Mermis. ℵ∇ψφ

The Legend Of The Mermaid Shapeshifter

Legend has it that a newborn mermaid baby bathed in fresh water within 24 hours will permanently become a Mermaid Shapeshifter. In essence a superhuman who can change into Mermaid form at will regardless of salt water immersion. There is only one sparse record of such a being in the secret supernatural record. Apparently back in the late 1500’s Spanish Conquistadors kidnapped a Merbaby in Mexico. It’s rumored that the Mermaid lives among us to this very day! Naturally, Mermaid society frowns upon this as it makes it too easy to leave Atlantis and live among humans. The Atlantis Royal Family would quickly lose control of its citizens!🧜‍♀️

Also See Demi-Mermaids: Mermaid-Human Hybrids

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