Most governments back to the dawn of human civilization have been aware of the perplexing paranormal world. Often they’ve worked to keep its secrets from the general populace for their own benefit and to prevent panic. However, the further back in history you go the more citizens who knew about the supernatural and even directly participated in it! All US President’s have been briefed on the state of planetary paranormal affairs in their particular era. Most modern Presidents had no idea so much of the supernatural was real while earlier Presidents, including the Founding Fathers, knew full well the world was a far more dangerous place than it appeared to be!
President George Washington Takes Down Monsters With His Trusty Hatchet
Our first President George Washington wasn’t just chopping down cherry trees with his hallowed hatched. Even as a child this magnificent bastard was taking down vampires, werewolves, and even random zombies in the woodlands and fields of Virginia where he grew up. Most prolifically he dealt with vampires preying on wounded soldiers in the Revolutionary War. It is even said in the secret supernatural record that General Washington personally decapitated a Ghoul who was cannibalizing fallen troops! While in office he tasked various soldiers to look into the supernatural scourge. They were ordered to keep their activities secret and report directly to him.
The Wicked Witch That Nearly Destroyed The United States
Earlier in his life, he nearly fell prey to a wayward witch! Before he met his future wife Martha a beguiling witch began a romance with him. Her intent was to marry him and become the First Lady. The witches mission was to plant subtle seeds that would destroy the USA before it could ever turn into a superpower. She had to be careful not to tip off time enforcement from the future because she was, in fact, a time traveler! Ultimately her witchcraft caught the attention of Witch Slayers who dispatched her and saved Washington along with the United States! It’s not known if she was working on her own or was apart of a magical temporal conspiracy.
The Witch Defense League
The Witch Slayers who saved Washington were members of a private group called The Witch Defense League (WDL). They had their roots going all the way back to the Salem Witch Trials of the late 1600s. The organization was made Quasi-Federal by George Washington in 1791 to keep it off the official books. Very few in the Executive Branch nor Congress knew of its existence. They reported directly to Washington and his successors. Although President John Adams thought it was all a bunch of bull! The Witch Hunters League was the first precursor to today’s supernatural government juggernaut known as The US Paranormal Defense Agency. The US PDA was created from several other secret agencies in 1977 by President Jimmy Carter. Carter himself was obsessed with the supernatural ever since his past encounter with extraterrestrials!
President Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Honest Abraham Lincoln, 16th President Of The United States Of America, was the most prolific supernatural slayer of all the Presidents! First, and foremost he was a genuine vampire slayer. In fact, the novel, and motion picture “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter” is based on a true story. Like Washington, he stumbled upon malevolent monsters as a child in the wild. In this case, the backwoods of Kentucky and Illinois. Lincoln bravely eliminated werewolves, wendigos, ghouls, and even a horde of zombies. It’s said he saved Kentucky from being overrun by vampires. To this day the State still has a relatively low vampire populace. Rumors of a love affair with a fairy and Lincoln possessing some level of Sasquatch DNA have yet to be confirmed.
The Ghost Of Abe Lincoln
During his tenure as President, he began greatly expanded the various secret supernatural agencies already in place. Unfortunately, he was greatly distracted by the Civil War so many of his paranormal projects were placed on the back burner and some never saw the light of day after his tragic assassination. Abraham Lincoln ended up being a perpetual ghost tied to the White House. Specifically the Lincoln Bedroom. Efforts by Ghost Busters to free him have failed. It is unknown what ties him there for sure. Many used to think he was simply trying to finish out his Presidential term in a confused ghostly state. Now some speculate a powerful Confederate Curse coupled with Lincoln’s own guilt over blood spilled in the Civil War have trapped him on Earth! New shreds of evidence indicate the bullet that killed Lincoln may have been cursed by a Gypsy hired by John Wilkes Booth!
Big Game Cryptid Hunter Theodore Roosevelt
The 26th US President Theodore Roosevelt was known for his prolific trapping and hunting of large wildlife species throughout the United States and Africa as well. He was also an expert in tracking and taxidermy. In the 1880’s he became a Cowboy in the Dakota Territory where he built his ranch. It is there he first made contact with the local Sasquatch while hunting bison. The Bigfoot had been mingling with a buffalo herd and was startled by the gun shots. It fled into the woods never to be seen again. Although, it is said random rocks were thrown at him from a long range on several occasions by an unknown assailant. The Sasquatch are known for this territory defending behavior. While ranching he dealt with Werewolves poaching livestock and even an Abominable Snowman Yeti during a blizzard. He shot the blasphemous beast in the head but it got away and most likely healed. It is beyond difficult to take down a Yeti!
Roosevelt On Supernatural Safari
Upon becoming Vice-President and later President in 1901, he was made privy to everything the United States government knew about our paranormal planet. These illuminating revelations ignited his imagination about expanding his hunting to a whole new level. However, he privately stated he drew the line at hunting vampires for sport as they appeared human. Shortly after his Presidency ended he partook of an African Safari in March 1909. There he hunted and trapped normal wildlife specimens for the Smithsonian Institution and the American Museum of Natural History. Secretly, he was also doing the same with paranormal cryptids for the US government. Roosevelt expanded the government’s knowledge of little known about African supernatural creatures. He and his safari nearly lost their lives on several occasions by the claws and mouthes of mad monsters!
The Death Of Theodore Roosevelt
Upon his death, as he slept on January 05, 1919, Roosevelt ascended to the afterlife of Heaven as confirmed by prolific psychics, seers, and mystics. Thomas Marshall, Woodrow Wilson’s Vice President, said that “Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight!” We now know that had literal meaning since Theodore fought the Grim Reaper Death himself in the astral plane after his soul left his body. His Guardian Angel eventually intervened and said all would be well if he simply went into the light. Death still holds a grudge for his insolence to this day!
President John F Kennedy And Time Travelers
There are events in the 20th century that lure in many a time traveler from the future. One was the sinking of the Titanic that boasted some 200+ time travelers just before it sunk. Another event is the assassination of President Kennedy. While Time Cops have been rather lax when it comes to the Titanic they strictly enforce temporal incursions near John F Kennedy throughout his life. There’s an armada of decent travelers who attempt to save him or try to uncover the conspiratorial mystery of his assassination.
The Failed Attempts To Save President Kennedy
It is known that at least a few gifted psychics tried to warn President Kennedy of his fate. Although he dismissed them as quacks. The same goes for the few time travelers who managed to meet him before he was President. Just as they were about to present high-tech proof of their claims some mysterious men would quickly intervene. They would then tell Kennedy the supposed time travelers were mentally ill. Of course, once he became President and was informed of the full extent of the supernatural world, including time travelers, he began to think twice about those past incidents. In fact, it is thought he changed his plans and Dallas wasn’t his original destination on that ill-fated day on November 22nd, 1963. Especially after one time traveler managed to pose as a security credentialed official and meet with him in the Oval Office! He showed Kennedy an iPad-like device with all manner of evidence including video. It was also revealed who was behind the conspiracy to kill him. Despite this, he still met his maker way too early in life.
The Conspiracy And Travel To The Future
In the distant future, it will be known that Kennedy discovered the Deep State. A wayward web of sinister secretive individuals and organizations who actually control the US Government no matter who is elected by the people. Kennedy made efforts to disband and expose this Deep State but ultimately they took him down with Lee Harvey Oswald as the fall guy. Apparently, the President informed a number of people who continued to cause trouble in future decades with secret documents Kennedy gave them. This prompted Deep State time assassins’ to go back and take down Kennedy at age 17 while he was at boarding school in 1934. A brave troop of private time travelers saved him by bringing Kennedy to 2118. Oddly enough Time Cops chose not to confront the assassins nor the saviors.
President Kennedy Is Shocked By The 22nd Century And His Fate
The temporal assassins went to 2118 and nearly killed Kennedy. He had escaped his saviors after he freaked out about being in the future and not knowing who to trust. He ended up hanging with a group of fellow teens who attended a swanky hologram laden party. Kennedy was shocked to learn about the dark future of his family and his own alarming end. The party quickly descended into chaos as the assassins’ were finally eradicated by the time saviors. Kennedy was returned to his own time with a memory alteration procedure so he would forget everything. The fictional version of this true story was featured in the television show Timeless (Season 2: Episode 5 “The Kennedy Curse”)[Watch Online]. Often government insiders release secret info to trusted entertainment industry sources to get ahead of any potential leaks. If it already exists as fiction then people won’t believe the real story.
President Kennedy’s Afterlife Is In The 22nd Century!
It is said before Kennedy’s memory of the future was erased he requested to return upon his death. He was intrigued by the fantastical world of the early 22nd century. It is known that official time travelers are authorized to retrieve various important historical figures at the moment of their death. They are then resurrected with future medical procedures. The dead bodies are replaced with precise clones exhibiting the proper autopsy traits. The saviors had set up measures to do this but were confronted by a governmental time travel team from the 28th century with official credentials. Kennedy ended up in the 28th century where he met up with some other people from the 1960’s. This included Marylin Monroe who he was rumored to have had an affair with. He was later allowed to visit his friends in the 22nd century. Kennedy ended up finding Jackie a century later where she was brought from the past by other time travelers. They were eventually re-married. John F Kennedy eventually became President Of Earth with his re-entry into politics! Thankfully, the Deep State was no longer a threat anymore!
President Donald Trump’s Space Force
Space Force was formed under the Trump Administration due to an unknown alien threat. It seems Earth has been under the protection of the Galactic Federation of extraterrestrials since the 1950’s. Mainly the aliens are interested in the billions of unique DNA sequences our planet possesses. They also covet various other natural resources to a lesser extent. There has also been interest in watching a sapient species evolve into an intelligent civilization. All these factors compel the Galactic Federation to protect Earth from meteors, hostile aliens, and anything that could radically threaten the planet.
The Galactic Federation
They’ve been in contact with a handful of the largest governments for decades but the United States was their first contact and often the one they deal with the most. This is due to the USA’s global influence. The aliens are kept secret to prevent mass hysteria and to allow civilization to develop as naturally as possible. President Trump was informed in 2019 that a major war was raging across the Milky Way as invaders from the Andromeda Galaxy had allied with some alien factions in ours. The Galactic Federation forces were spread too thin to completely defend Earth. So they decided to finally share top-secret tech that would normally go against their Prime Directive of direct inference with a developing civilization. Space Force was formed to repel any aliens that get past the front lines of Galaxy War IV. Apparently, there have been three other Galaxy-wide wars. Mostly related to in-fighting among alien factions before they came together as the Galactic Federation.
The Current Status Of Deceased US Presidents
Top-flight psychics, seers, and mystics sense that George Washington and other Presidents ascended to Heaven upon death. However, outside of time they instantly saw the entire history of the United States and were shocked by its descent into darkness! These Presidential Ghosts often return in times of crisis and various national holidays like Presidents Day. They also meet with the living spirits of the United States known as Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty.
- President Gerald Ford’s Dealings With A Dark Leprechaun!
- President Ronald Reagan’s Brushes With The Supernatural