Holiday Spirits Health Bars

The Health Of The Holidays

The Spirits Of Holidays are an enchanted energy mechanism created by the mere mass celebration of any given holiday. The sub-conscious non-intelligent Spirit is the product of a holidays supernatural leader and the human collective consciousness. The metaphysical energy built up within a holidays spirit can be used by
practitioners of magic, supernatural beings, and of course humans who
may sub-consciously draw upon the paranormal power for various reasons. Certainly, it contributes to the bolstering of certain emotions and states of mind within people, animals and sometimes the paranormal creatures of the planet Earth!

Recently we figured out how to translate the amount of energy into a video game style health bar configuration with a graph twist. This is done via our top flight psychics and witches who input collected data into a unique computer algorithm. As the process is manual at the front-end the health bars below are only accurate at the time of update listed at the end of this article. Green bars mean excellent energy reserves while yellow is a warning that more paranormal power is needed. Red indicates serious depletion of spiritual energies!

Holiday Spirit Energy Levels

We chose seven holidays that include New Year’s, Valentines Day, Saint Patrick’s Day, Easter, Halloween, and Christmas. We even calculated the top evil holiday known as Dark Christmas presided over by the Demi-Demon Anti-Claus! Dark holidays are often weaker as most of the human populace doesn’t celebrate them. However, their strong leaders coupled with powerful paranormal followers can charge them up enough to be a hindrance on the equivalent good holiday. Another contributing factor are negative thoughts about the good holiday which are then siphoned into the counter holidays spirit. For any holiday the energy goes down the further away from the day or season of celebration in question. Health may also be depleted when a great deal of witches, warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers draw on the Spirits energies.

Holiday Health Bars

Updated September 4th, 2020

  • Spirit Of New Year’s: This Spirit is most important at the start and exact end of the year. It binds all the Spirits of consecutive years together. It also benefits from the power of the Christmas Spirit. Even if seemingly a minor holiday, it’s inclusion in the Christmas Season provides that it never falls into the 25% range.
  • The Spirit Of Valentines: It combines with the Spirit Of Love which is important in a great many thing throughout the year. Interestingly enough, it is often the weakest Spirit on a planet ripe with hell and hate! There’s also those who hate on the holiday due to the lack of love in their life. They then bolster The Spirit Of Anti-Valentine’s Day! They say the Spirit’s Of Valentines and Love would be absolute zero if Demons win the War Of Armageddon! Needless to say the amount of hate and lack of real love in the world keeps this Spirit sadly low most of the time.
  • Spirit Of Saint Patrick’s:This is often the most drawn upon Spirit since everyone is always wishing for luck. It isn’t drained too low thanks to Leprechauns! For this reason it’s rare for it to fall below 50%.
  • Spirit Of Easter: The Easter Bunny works hard to continue the goodwill of Christmas into the blossoming of Spring.
  • Spirit Of Halloween: The Spirit Of Halloween is often down to the 75% range by January as it is drawn upon heavily by magical practitioners. This Spirit is a balance of light and dark used by all magicians.
  • Spirit Of Christmas: The Christmas Spirit generally never falls into the 50% range courtesy of it being the most popular holiday coupled with its leader, Saint Nicholas, being a powerful Demi-Angel!
  • Spirit Of Dark Christmas: No tears shed for Dark Xmas! It isn’t fully drained as the Dark Claus and his minions fight to keep the hellish Spirit alive! Naturally, the Devil does his part to bolster this abomination of a holiday as well! Celebrations include demonic rituals and upside down black Christmas trees of death with the Devil on top! Oh my!😈

Any Spirit at 50% or above is sufficiency fueled up with metaphysical energy and is in the green. Below 50% is in the yellow warning phase and in need of recharging but will hold for the time being. Riding at 25% or below is a red alert in serious need of more paranormal power!

Who Is The Mardi Gras Joker?

The Supervillain known as The Mardi Gras Joker, also called The MG Joker, is the current leader of the mainstream Carnival holiday known as Mardi Gras. Often referred to as Fat Tuesday. In 2020 he finally gained complete control of the global Carnival holiday thus granting him greater powers! He considered changing his name to the Carnival Joker but Mardi Gras is the culmination of Carnival so he’s sticking with it. Also some thought it sounded too much like a clown at a traveling carnival. His sinister stewardship is separate from the religious celebration of Shrove Tuesday. and the Shrovetide in general. He often dresses in black, and white jester’s garb complete with make-up. However, he will sometimes dress normally to blend into non-costume party type of crowds. Thankfully, he has a such a huge ego that he will stroll about in full costume looking like a complete loon!

Becoming The Paranormal Ruler Of A Holiday

The MG Joker taps into the metaphysical energies of chaotic debauchery resulting from excessive partying. The release of moral values seen in various Carnival celebrations in New Orleans, Rio de Janeiro, and other places around the world are the main fuel for his frightening flames of terror. Although his central base of nefarious operations is in New Orleans, Louisiana. Gaining leadership of a holiday requires a great deal of power and magic to take over the Holidays Spirit. Generally, an unconscious spirit that manifests courtesy of the human collective consciousness. The most famous being The Spirit Of Christmas. Mardi Gras has always had someone less than stellar at the supernatural helm due to its very nature.

The Origin Of The Mardi Gras Joker

The Mardi Gras Joker’s real name is Frank Farcus but he’s long since abandoned that identity. Frank began as a low-level criminal who utilized theft and intimidation to create wealth. All the while enjoying the torment of innocent people. There’s some evidence he had abusive parents and may have once had a speech impediment that caused him to be bullied as a child. At some point, he discovered Voodoo magic and found he had a deep interest in it. He realized his natural talent for dark Voodoo and began training under a Voodoo Master. His powers grew, and so did his criminal enterprise that began to employ its own thugs. They often use Voodoo, especially Voodoo doll curses, to destroy people, and extort money from wealthy individuals. Eventually, the Joker took out his magical Master in a diabolical ritual to greatly increase his paranormal powers. Normally such an act would Curse the killer but the MG Joker exponentially surpassed his master in the dark arts! This continues to include ritual sacrifices to various dark Voodoo spirits known as Lao. Sometimes they are innocents or completely corrupted individuals who outwore their usefulness!

The Paranormal Powers & Weaknesses Of The MG Joker

Being a dark master of Voodoo magic grants the Mardi Gras Joker immense power. On top of that he taps directly into The Spirit Of Mardi Gras and Carnival thereby adding its metaphysical energy to his body. This not only increases his magical abilities but also grants him enhanced superhuman strength, speed, agility, and senses. When channeling the Spirit and his magic his eyes will glow dark purple. He is quite skilled at cursing people with Voodoo Dolls and also turning them into mindless zombies. The Joker also has an affinity for raising real Zombies from graves! Amid his horrifying hijinks he enjoys letting loose his crazy cackling that’s like fingernails on a chalkboard!

An Unknown Voodoo Artifact Could Be The Weak Link?

His weaknesses may include those employing an even greater Voodoo against him or the use of other forms of magic.  He is considered virtually the top Voodoo practitioner on Earth so it would probably take a group of talented magic masters to take him down! As the leader of a holiday, he needs a magical artifact of some type to channel the holiday spirit into his body. This is often a crystal such as Santa Claus’s infamous Christmas Crystal.The MG Jokers artifact is an unknown ancient Voodoo object once in the possession of The Voodoo Queen Of New Orlean, Marie Catherine Laveau. If this artifact could be magically dampened or destroyed then the Joker could be sufficiently weakened enough to be taken down with extreme prejudice! It’s also thought summoning the spirit of the Voodoo Queen could cause him trouble. That being said holy artifacts related to the original Shrove Tuesday holiday repel him to some extent.

The Party Apocalypse And Allies In Darkness

Once his supernatural status had sufficiently increased he set his sights on metaphysically taking over Mardi Gras. He has warped the Spirit of the holiday into a dark force that he channels through his own deformed soul awaiting damnation in Hell. Although he doesn’t much care for the Devil (Emperor Of Hell) but does like the self made King Of Hell Dimitri Diablo. The Joker now works with other forces of darkness around the world to destroy humankind! The goal is to bring about a Party Apocalypse to shroud the world in eternal darkness amid violent partying. Plausibly like something seen in The Purge films except 24 hours a day every day for eternity! One of his most recent associates is the Plague Doctor who often employs new genetically engineered STD’s during Mardi Gras festivities. The Joker has also been rumored to have terrifying ties with an even more famous jester known as The April Anti-Fool. There are also recent associations with various Clown Cults. Watch The Purge Films To Get A Frightening Feel Of The Party Apocalypse!

Beware Of The Joker On Mardi Gras!

If you happen to be in New Orleans for Mardi Gras be on alert for the MG Joker and his merry band of despicable denizens of darkness. They look to corrupt people’s morals and feed off that eclectic energy. They also love the fear that ensues from gaslighting and tormenting those in over their head at various celebrations. These filthy fiends have a nasty habit of kidnapping, torturing, and even sacrificing people on their altar of demonic damnation. That after stealing and extorting people for as much money as possible to keep their criminal enterprise afloat. They also are known for giving people false hope and telling them they can live if they complete intricate maniacal mazes of death. Those who are drunk as a skunk are often easy targets in their weakened state!

The Calamitous Cult Of The Mardi Gras Joker

The Mardi Gras Joker has created a dark cult of demonic Voodoo. Something very different from the Voodoo religion. It is known as The Mistick Krewe Of The Jolly Joker to give it a more non-menacing sound in order to recruit new members. Mainly the useful idiot types. As a sinister cult it hides in the shadows of the official Carnival Krewes of Mardi Gras who most famously have parade floats and balls during the holiday. These supernatural criminals are a malevolent motley crew you should avoid at all costs! If you spot The Mardi Gras Joker, and his cohorts, do not attempt to apprehend them. Immediately contact your nearest paranormal investigations crime fighting firm or the US Paranormal Defense Agency. In addition, any joking about him being similar to the Joker from Batman is a really bad idea. He will fly into a violent rage if you even dare infer he’s a comical fool! Realistically he is far more of a threat than Gotham City’s Joker!🃏 | Read More About The MG Jokers Crazy Cult! |

The Mardi Gras Jokers Home Base Of Alarming Operations

The MG Joker has a Lair in the sewers of New Orleans where he enjoys dining on King Cake. This guy really lives like a King among men!💩 It is there he hatches his nefarious plots with his top lieutenants. More often during Carnival and various partying events. He also has a backwoods bayou hideout which acts as a vacation home of sorts. It is there that the vast majority of his Cult lives in the lovely mosquito infested swamp. Do not attempt to look for these locations as they are dangerous even without the Joker and the presence of his crazy cult!

Mardi Gras Joker Stories

The Calamitous Cult Of The Mardi Gras Joker

The Mardi Gras Joker is the jester looking Voodoo Master leader of dark Mardi Gras and Carnival at large. He is virtually the only entity of evil to gain command of a mainstream holiday! The Joker has control of the Spirit Of Mardi Gras and feeds off its metaphysical energy of moral corruption, excessive partying and all manner of diabolical debauchery! In addition, his ominous organization stokes the flames of this Spirit with their malevolent machinations. A terrifying twisting of the original holy Shrove Tuesday holiday that now lies in its sinister shadow. Generally, to have full access and control of a Holiday’s Spirit one’s own body needs to be a suitable supernatural conduit. They also require a unique physical object to channel the power that ultimately derives from the Human Collective Consciousness. These sacred objects are often crystals. It is rumored that this paranormal object is an ancient Voodoo artifact that was once in the possession of The Voodoo Queen Of New Orlean, Marie Catherine Laveau.

A Sinister Global Crime Syndicate

The Mardi Gras Joker also presides over a dark global underworld criminal empire that’s hip-deep in murders, sacrificial deaths, kidnapping, extortion, blackmail, and malicious mind games! The MG Joker is most jolly when he’s personally involved in kidnapping people for absolutely no reason. He then sets them forth on a horrifying series of trials or a mind-bending maze of his own creation with the false hope of freedom. Sometimes he sets up scenarios similar to that in the infamous Saw films. Although, even if his victims win it’s rare he actually lets them live! Giving him a boat load of money is the best bet in escaping his insanity! He and his horrifying henchmen hatched the heinous idea to start a dark Voodoo cult in his unholy name to increase the Joker’s power. Something very different from the Voodoo religion. All these things have placed the dangerous Joker in the top 20 of the Paranormal Most Wanted List.

The Mad Mission Of The Mardi Gras Joker Cult!

The crazy cult’s mission is to compliment the power hungry MG Jokers criminal enterprise of paid thugs with that of free fanatical followers. The ultimate end game is to spread as much mayhem as possible while amassing mountains of money and power of both a normal and supernatural sort! When the time is right the Mardi Gras Joker wishes to bring about the so called Party Apocalypse! A world of dark dystopian damnation like The Purge on steroids! Anarchy run amok amid violent deadly partying, Twisted Metal like competitions, and all hell breaking loose amid the Jokers maniacal laughter! Yeah, the guy is quite nuts!

The Mistick Krewe Of The Jolly Joker

The Mardi Gras Jokers cult is known as The Mistick Krewe Of The Jolly Joker. The name was designed to give it a more non-menacing sound in order to recruit easily frightened weak-minded members who are looking to toughen up. Mainly the useful idiot types who are easily disposable. Other cult members are in the supernatural know or are being coerced to cooperate with the MG Joker in some way. Either way, virtually every member has a Voodoo Doll fashioned by the Joker himself or one of his top Voodoo disciples. This ensures further control over the cult member should they look to leave or betray their dark master. The eradication of this deadly doll is necessary to escape the cult!

The Wayward World Of The Mardi Gras Cult

The calamitous cult it hides in the shadows of the official Carnival Krewes of Mardi Gras who most famously have parade floats and balls during the holiday. Of course, some of those Krewes have secret sub-krewes that are dark cults in their own right. Some have links to the Jokers Cult. Threaded within these cults are The Mistick Krewe Of The Jolly Joker’s own floats and dark parties of ritualistic sex and sacrifices! The height of this terror takes place between Midnight and through the Devil’s Hour on Mardi Gras. An unholy heinous mass ritual blood sacrifice to Voodoo spirits takes place somewhere in the Louisiana Bayou! This begins by releasing victims into the swampy woods and then hunting them down for sport. They are dragged back to a Voodoo alter for the final kill. Then a mystical King Cake is shared among the cult members as they eat over the corpses!

The Mistick Krewe Of The Jolly Joker Networks With Other Filthy Fiends!

If the MG Joker or his cult members toss you beads or other prizes then throw them away immediately and run the other way! You’ve been targeted for termination or worse! There are also cooperative ventures with the cult of The Plague Doctor who works to spread disease across the global landscape. The Mardi Gras Joker is also in cahoots with the notorious Clown Cults. We even have a rumored association with The April Anti-Fool! For the first time in February of 2020, he’s organized a Supervillian convention to counter the supernatural communities Para-Con which features the unsung heroes of our paranormal planet. Various titans of terror agreed to attend on the condition the Joker not declare himself their leader. Especially since quite a few are more powerful than him!

The Nine Disciples Of Voodoo And The Dark Denizens!

The hierarchy of the Cult has the Joker at the top with his nine Disciples Of Darkness next in command. There’s no known order of command nor do we know if he has a right-hand man or woman. The nine are trained by Joker in the art of Voodoo magic. Generally, they spend a great deal of time apart dispensed around the world managing the Jokers various operations outside of Louisiana. There’s a suggestion he’s very stingy in sharing his Voodoo secrets as he fears betrayal. Each of the nefarious Nine has a group of special minions who earned the right to learn Voodoo magic as well. They’re known as the Dark Denizens Of The Joker’s Court. The Mardi Gras Joker also has his own Denizens called The Knights Of The Joker’s Court. They are considered just below the command of the nine. In turn, their Denizens reside beneath that of the MG Jokers. These are generally important people who aren’t easily expendable.

The Mardi Gras Jokers Useful Idiots

Beyond that most cult recruits are privately called Useful Idiots who could be killed or sacrificed for any reason. Even if just for the Joker and his top minion’s amusement! They are usually weak-minded low IQ people with low self-esteem and sometimes big egos that can easily be stroked. Often women flashing their breasts at Carnival celebrations are targeted for recruitment. Perverts milling among the crowds with beads in hand are also fair game. Officially there are various levels of ascension for cult members to obtain via completing dark tasks. With each promotion in the cult, they are given a fake title to make them feel special. They are promised personal audiences with the Joker, lessons in Voodoo, riches and a chance to get sweet revenge against those who have wronged them in life. If they’re lucky they might catch a glimpse of the Joker every so often.

Beware Of The Joker In New Orleans During Mardi Gras

This supernatural criminal cult is a malevolent motley crew you should avoid at all costs! Do not fall for the charismatic charm and empty promises of recruitment members. The Joker himself is known to mill among the New Orleans celebrations to personally target victims for his crimes and as cult members. Whenever someone tries to capture him several cult members swoop in to block the way while he vanishes into the sewers! If you spot The Mardi Gras Joker, and his cohorts, do not attempt to apprehend them. Immediately contact Mystic Investigations, your nearest paranormal investigations crime-fighting firm, or the US Paranormal Defense Agency. In addition, any joking about him being similar to the Joker from Batman is a really bad idea. He will fly into a violent rage if you even dare infer he’s a comical fool! Realistically he is far more of a threat than any incarnation of Gotham City’s Joker!🃏 | Get Mardi Gras Party Supplies & Costumes Here |