The Health Of The Holidays
The Spirits Of Holidays are an enchanted energy mechanism created by the mere mass celebration of any given holiday. The sub-conscious non-intelligent Spirit is the product of a holidays supernatural leader and the human collective consciousness. The metaphysical energy built up within a holidays spirit can be used by
practitioners of magic, supernatural beings, and of course humans who
may sub-consciously draw upon the paranormal power for various reasons. Certainly, it contributes to the bolstering of certain emotions and states of mind within people, animals and sometimes the paranormal creatures of the planet Earth!
Recently we figured out how to translate the amount of energy into a video game style health bar configuration with a graph twist. This is done via our top flight psychics and witches who input collected data into a unique computer algorithm. As the process is manual at the front-end the health bars below are only accurate at the time of update listed at the end of this article. Green bars mean excellent energy reserves while yellow is a warning that more paranormal power is needed. Red indicates serious depletion of spiritual energies!
Holiday Spirit Energy Levels
We chose seven holidays that include New Year’s, Valentines Day, Saint Patrick’s Day, Easter, Halloween, and Christmas. We even calculated the top evil holiday known as Dark Christmas presided over by the Demi-Demon Anti-Claus! Dark holidays are often weaker as most of the human populace doesn’t celebrate them. However, their strong leaders coupled with powerful paranormal followers can charge them up enough to be a hindrance on the equivalent good holiday. Another contributing factor are negative thoughts about the good holiday which are then siphoned into the counter holidays spirit. For any holiday the energy goes down the further away from the day or season of celebration in question. Health may also be depleted when a great deal of witches, warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers draw on the Spirits energies.
Holiday Health Bars
- Spirit Of New Year’s: This Spirit is most important at the start and exact end of the year. It binds all the Spirits of consecutive years together. It also benefits from the power of the Christmas Spirit.
- The Spirit Of Valentines: It combines with the Spirit Of Love which is important in a great many thing throughout the year. Interestingly enough, it is often the weakest Spirit on a planet ripe with hell and hate! There’s also those who hate on the holiday due to the lack of love in their life. They then bolster The Spirit Of Anti-Valentine’s Day! They say the Spirit’s Of Valentines and Love would be absolute zero if Demons win the War Of Armageddon!
- Spirit Of Saint Patrick’s:This is often the most drawn upon Spirit since everyone is always wishing for luck. It isn’t drained too low thanks to Leprechauns!
- Spirit Of Easter: The Easter Bunny works hard to continue the goodwill of Christmas into the blossoming of Spring.
- Spirit Of Halloween: The Spirit Of Halloween is often down to the 75% range by January as it is drawn upon heavily by magical practitioners. This Spirit is a balance of light and dark used by all magicians.
- Spirit Of Christmas: The Christmas Spirit generally never falls into the 50% range courtesy of it being the most popular holiday coupled with its leader, Saint Nicholas, being a powerful Demi-Angel!
- Spirit Of Dark Christmas: No tears shed for Dark Xmas! It isn’t fully drained as the Dark Claus and his minions fight to keep the hellish Spirit alive! Naturally, the Devil does his part to bolster this abomination of a holiday as well! Celebrations include demonic rituals and upside down black Christmas trees of death with the Devil on top! Oh my!😈
Updated January 01, 2020…We’ll try to update the supernatural health bars once a month.
These are the supernatural stories of what Mystic Investigations was up to on various Independence Days. In 2014 we found one of Slenderman’s infamous caverns where he stores his kidnapped kids in an eternal stasis. As we saved the children we witnessed an epic battle between the shapeshifting one and his nemesis the Slenderman Assassin! Then in 2015 we discovered a local fireworks proprietor was putting on spectacular shows using his amazing pyrokinetic and photokinetic powers! We later aided in saving him from a sinister Sorcerer who wanted to utilize his power for dark purposes!
The Summer Of Slenderman! – July 4th, 2014
The sinister Slenderman appeared in a flash of eerie emerald light in the midst of the nocturnal Mystical Forest of Woodland Springs, Colorado. This most malicious monster from a parallel dimension teleports with ease when fully powered up on the life force of the innocent children he preys upon. Of course in their case, he merely kidnaps them and holds some semblance of reverence for their magical purity as his dimension contains no kids. Slender Man’s real nefarious nature flies free when mentally torturing adults, and instilling the Slender Sickness upon them. He relishes driving them into a paranormal madness that leads to the manipulation of their minds to murder others, and then commit suicide. Rarely does he directly kill his intended target. He gains more pleasure in being the puppet master of unwitting humans in his real-life chess game of doom! However, when attacked he will eradicate all who dare to defy him! Slender Man was sentenced to Earth by his own people for unknown crimes many centuries ago, and now his only mission in life is to prey upon us! Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog…
The Pyrokinetic Protege – July 4th, 2015
The blasphemous Brimstone, Sorcerer Of Darkness, and former apprentice of the current King Of Hell Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo, magically blasted through the glass entrance doors of Mystic Investigations headquarters. Amid the flying shattering glass he violently vociferated,”Mystic Investigations release my protege, and I promise nobody will be harmed! Keep me waiting any longer, and you shall all surely die!” Through the Sorcerer’s remodeled front entrance six of his henchmen entered all armed with swords. Brimstone, dressed in his ceremonial Sorcerers robe, ordered them to scatter, and find everyone. Brimstone himself walked behind the Receptionists desk, and activated the intercom system broadcasting his demands once again. At that moment an old portly woman waddled in, and meekly said,”I have a Gnome in my basement. He refuses to leave. He scares the hell out of me! Can you help me sir?” Brimstone calmly replied,”My dear woman why on Earth would you want to get rid of a Gnome? Consider it a blessing, and offer it plenty of children to eat. In return he will defend you against any threat, and take out anyone you may find undesirable.” The woman was speechless for several seconds before replying,”Ah ummm thank you sir.” She turned around, and waddled out the door with a puzzled look on her face. Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog…
The Demi-Angel Santa Claus has become increasingly concerned with a Super Villain called The Mardi Gras Joker. A jester looking Voodoo Master who operates out of New Orleans who has officially taken over the holiday of Mardi Gras. He continues to stoke the dark flames of damnation that have dominated the holidays Spirit in recent decades. His goal is to bring about a global chaotic Party Apocalypse that would be a nightmare like The Purge films! 24-7 non-stop madness devoid of any morality! Santa sent two of his best Elf Agents down to New Orleans on Mardi Gras to look into this nefarious denizen of darkness. The Elves reported back to Santa they had the target in sight and were ready to capture him.🃏
The Humane Imprisonment Of The Joker
The intent was to turn the Mardi Gras Joker over to us here at Mystic Investigations who would, in turn, transport him to the great Sorcerer of the light known as Ian McTavish. He runs a world-renowned magic school out of Scotland. He also has a paranormal prison to contain threats the mainstream governments couldn’t handle. So the Elves stealthily made their way into his lair within the sewers of Orleans. They easily evaded his minions and found the filthy fiend asleep in a chamber built off the sewer system.🤡 Read The Rest On Our Christmas Blog…