Most people revel in the joy and warmth surrounding the events of Christmas Day as the sun sets and they sit down for a hearty Christmas dinner. A loving time with thoughts of the wonderful gifts they got from Santa Claus and family earlier in the day. On the other hand, some nefarious figures look upon Christmas night as Anti-Christmas Night. It’s the frightening fifth night of The 13 Nights Of Dark Christmas! A time to relish in all things evil while ruining Christmas for as many people as possible. Those who celebrate Black Christmas are Dark Pagans, evil practitioners of magic, demonic worshipers, and other entities of evil. As the Christmas season approaches they decorate their upside-down black Christmas tree with a Devilish Demon statue on top in anticipation of the coming momentous malevolence.
On the longest night of the year after the Winter Solstice, these denizens of darkness look forward to one of the greatest forces of evil on Earth to pay them a visit. Their hope is to be rewarded with dark gifts that can include paranormal powers for the evil they worked hard to spread throughout the year! This entity is known as the Anti-Claus whose full name is Claudius Claus. Usually called Claude Claus since the 17th century. He is in fact the long lost evil twin brother of Santa Claus who was given up not long after his birth. Unlike Santa, he was raised by horrible abusive foster parents deep into the black magical demon worshiping arts. He did not know for a long time who his brother was but once he hooked up with powerful diabolical forces in the paranormal community, he learned who he really was and what his dark destiny would be!
What A Difference Evil Environment Can Make Over That Of Angelic Genes!
Santa(aka Nicholas) & Claude’s dad was an angel named Sarandiel who took Earthly form for a time and married their mom Marcia who was human. With Heavens rare blessing he fathered the twin Claus babies in 270 AD making the Anti-Claus 1,751 years old. Angels who mate with humans and also have Heavens blessing often produce twin offspring. Since they were half angel they became Demi-Angels rather Nephilim that are the product of unblessed unions. Unfortunately their Angel father was called back to Heaven by God leaving their mom alone. Raising one child as a single mother in the 3rd century AD was hard enough especially with social stigmas. Then a mysterious soothsayer convinced Santa’s mom that Claudius was an evil spawn that must be cast from the pure golden child that he claimed Santa was. Their mom left Claudius on the doorstep of a church at Midnight on the night of the full moon on the winter solstice. However a sinister unmarried couple had been watching nearby as they stole food from a street market. They snatched Claudius for themselves thinking he would make a fine little thief and servant child. The couple themselves were unable to conceive a baby of their own. It is thought the soothsayer had a hand in the couple being there.
The Journey From Demi-Angel To Demi-Demon
Claudius was raised in the world of the black Pagan arts that his parents practiced. He was often abused by them in a variety of ways. Eventually he became a sociopath and killed his parents in a fit of rage! At that moment the last bit of angel in him finally finished the transformation to fallen angel which eventually became demonic. In addition, all humanity was wiped from his dark soul as well. He became the strongest Demi-Demon on Earth! Although they say the Anti-Christ will ultimately be the most powerful Demi-Demon. He then went on a serial killing spree that’s been going on to this very day! Rather quickly the Dark Claus realized he had enhanced physical powers and later on he discovered his various mental and magical abilities. At some point a demon informed him of who his real parents were and that his twin brother was the legendary Santa Claus. This infuriated Claude that Santa had a sainted life and was beloved by all. Out of anger and jealousy he decided his mission in life was to defy his angelic dad and brother by marshaling the forces of evil to perpetuate hell on Earth wherever he could! That is when he created Dark Christmas. However, he first wrestled the concept away from the monstrous Krampus! The two have revolved repeatedly from being allies to enemies and even frenemies. The chaotic Claus has previously tried to take command of Halloween first. His master plan was to use it as a power base to conquer Christmas and then meld the two holidays into one twisted entity of unadulterated evil!
The Anti-Claus’s Dark Quest To Destroy Christmas And Install His Warped Version
Delivering gifts to evil adults and even naughty kids on Dark Christmas Eve is but one small part of the Anti-Clauses life. He travels about in a black sleigh powered by eight flying hell hounds with one special Werewolf leading the unholy pack. With his own motley crew he attacks Santa’s sleigh in mid air using various magics in an attempt to stop gift deliveries. This results in a dazzling display of fireworks or what appears to be an Aurora. In addition, he will rob vulnerable households of their gifts and commit various other atrocities. Thankfully, he is weakened if he tries steal any gifts personally delivered by his angelic brother. He detests the love, peace, and happiness of the Christmas Spirit and relishes in trotting about the globe causing mayhem and destruction where ever he can. Although his power is not at full Halloween strength due to the epicenter of good that Christmas. It is after all the number one time of year that the supernatural forces of good marshal together at full strength. His efforts to destroy Christmas itself are usually thwarted and in his ridiculous rage he lashes out the day after even more so than the rest of the 13 Nights Of Dark Christmas.
The Dark Claus’s Failure To Secure Halloween For Himself
Some say he is the leader of Halloween evil since that’s the number one day for the supernatural forces of darkness marshal their power at full strength. However if he is behind any evil on that day he keeps a low profile letting his lackeys take the fall when he ultimately fails. It wasn’t until the 2000’s that he finally realized why he continually failed at taking over Halloween. For several centuries there was a secret Halloween Queen named Shala. She was hiding from Heaven and Hell due to being something considered an abomination by both worlds. She’s an Angel-Demon Hybrid! The product of a union between a rogue Angel and Demon who were both killed for their lustful transgression. Such a being is far more powerful than a Demi-Demon and possibly even a Demi-Angel like Santa Claus. In 2013 the Anti-Claus got some brief revenge when he managed to capture Queen Shala and present her to the Devil at The First Battle Of Armageddon! Thankfully she was freed and continues to manage Halloween with a mission of balance between light and darkness in the general theme of the Universe itself. The Dark Claus ended up in Purgatory with Ice Demons until 2015!
The Simultaneous Mirroring And Reversing Of Santa’s Sainted Ways
The Anti-Claus detests all things Christmas including the winter season. Although his recent stay in the cold void of Purgatory made him not hate it so much. He doesn’t live in Antarctica as one would think. His base of operations is an uncharted tropical island somewhere in the South Pacific dubbed Dark Christmas Island. He keeps the island hidden with magical cloaking spell in the same way Santa Claus keeps North Pole City hidden as well. He employs mostly gnomes as his helpers along with a few fallen Elves. Gnomes are notorious for eating kids in order to stay immortal! His helpers not only make Dark Xmas gifts for his minions but also travel about the world on malevolent missions. Sometimes running across Santa’s Elves on their own benevolent missions. Interestingly enough his former Head Gnome was the infamous Grinch who foolishly attempted to take over Dark Christmas for himself and failed miserably!
The true force behind his year round reign of terror are his coven of 13 dark witches lead by a Demonic Warlock. He also has many other minions which include more practitioners of black magic, demi-demons, vampires, and many monsters! The Anti-Claus is considered Satan’s golden boy despite him not being a team player. More or less the Devil doesn’t demand 100% worship and allegiance from him. He simply enjoys watching the Anti-Claus do what he does best. Bringing Hell to Earth! The wayward Claus is set to be a key player in future Battles Of Armageddon where he has stated he is firmly on the Devil’s side.
How To Repel The Anti-Claus And The Diabolical Damnation Of Black Christmas
As a Demi-Demon the Anti-Claus is vulnerable to things that repel demonic beings. Since his soul is intertwined with Santa’s due to being his twin brother he ends up also being repelled by traditional Christmas items as well. Still this doesn’t stop the motivating fires of anger and jealously roaring in his horrifying heart! Truly good people, and families have nothing to fear from the sinister Santa. Although, if you think one of your family is morally compromised in some way then you can ward off the Anti-Claus by heavily decorating your house in Christmas cheer. This includes colored lights, holly, mistletoe, Poinsettia, and Christmas lawn props. Having a Christmas tree in the heart of your home is essential in warding off the Dark Claus. Standard protection spells to ward off Demi-Demons also work when combined with key ingredients mentioned above. If you spot the Anti-Claus then please don’t engage him as he is seriously dangerous! As a Demi-Demon he is vampire like being with sharp fangs to rip into flesh, and drink blood. He can literally eat entire humans bones and all like a land shark! This despite not really requiring sustenance to survive. Instead his various murderous cannibalistic acts constitute sacrifices to the Devil which do in fact increase his diabolical power. He’s also been imbued with various magical abilities and the power to practice magic itself.
Immediately contact us here at Mystic Investigations if you see him, and we will marshal the forces of good to thwart whatever evil plot he is perpetuating. If you are forced into a confrontation with the Black Claus then be sure you’re wearing holly, poinsettia, and mistletoe as repellents. Wearing a holy cross, crucifix, or other religious artifacts helps as well. Mixing holly, poinsettia, and mistletoe with holy water, and loading up a squirt gun full of the mix could mean the difference between life, and death for you! Unfortunately there’s no known verified way to kill the Anti-Claus so repelling him is the best you can hope for. Despite this there are a small group of folks who call themselves Anti-Claus Slayers who dedicate their lives to the eradication of the evil Santa. They wear specialized costumes made out of latex manufactured from the white milky sap of poinsettia plants. Based on one obscure tale of ancient lore they carry sharp evergreen stakes made from trees growing within holy soil blessed by an Angel’s blood. Since the Anti-Claus Slayers are a small secretive holy order we know not how they summoned an Angel to bleed and bless some Earth or where the mystical Evergreen grove is located at.
It’s rumored that only Santa Claus has the power to kill the Anti-Claus since the Anti-Claus killed Santa back in the 3rd century AD. Unfortunately Santa Claus refuses to put down his horrific twin brother even if it is for the good of humankind. This is one of the few flaws that Santa displays but we can understand where he’s coming from. There’s also the fact that he’s a man of peace who would rather not partake of violence. He has also made it clear that he doesn’t sanction the deadly mission of the Anti-Claus Slayers.
The Paranormal Powers Of The Anti-Claus
As a Demi-Demon the Anti-Claus possesses extremely enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses. This includes some psychic powers including precognition, retrocognition, telekinesis, telepathy, and pyrokinesis. He can hypnotize and even mind control people. His demonic lineage also allows him to possess people while his own body lies dormant. It is even said he can remain conscious in his own body while simultaneously being in another! The Dark Claus can also astral project his dark spirit about to spy on people or even appear to be in two places at once. He also is an experienced practitioner of dark magic. After recently consuming a human sacrifice he can teleport, levitate and even fly. After his stay in the cold dark depth’s of Purgatory he gained Cryokinetic powers that allows for the manipulation of ice and cold. He may even be able to alter weather on a local level in defiance of nature deities. Like vampires he can gain the abilities of anyone whose blood he consumes. However in vampires the abilities are temporary while in demi-demons they’re permanent. Legend has it he became a master warlock by simply drinking the blood of one many centuries ago!
The Mocking Garb Of The Anti-Claus
Christmas is the only time of year the Anti-Claus is identifiable since he mockingly wears a black colored Santa Suit with dark orange trim hinting at his wish to possess Halloween. He also dons black boots bearing a red pentagram with a Devil on a cross in the center. Although he can appear as a normal human he tends to take on a demonic appearance when in a rage. Complete with red glowing eyes and frightful fangs! At other times his eyes may glow yellow bordering on neon green. Those eyes can be faintly seen in darkness if he’s in human form. We urge parents to take care this holiday season as he enjoys posing as mall Santa’s with the intention of corrupting small children. He has also been known to kidnap kids as apart of various evil dark magic rituals. If you’re not sure about a Santa then ask him to hold a Bible or cross before placing your child on his lap. If he refuses then whisk your child away ASAP! If he were to touch those items unholy sulfur smelling smoke would rise from the area it touched and he would be burned.
The Glimmer Of Hope That The Anti-Claus Could Return To Demi-Angel Status Someday
Finally, there is a hope that someday the Anti-Claus might see the light and turn to the side of goodness since he is after all Santa’s brother. Both were fathered by an angel and given birth by a righteous human mother. Both births were originally blessed by Heaven. The Anti-Claus is the product of nurture rather than nature. He has the same basic genetic foundation as Santa Claus along with a shared soul of sorts. Therefore they have the same potential to be good. Even after all the murders and evil he has partaken of he can be forgiven of his sins due to his angelic heritage. There could be a day when the Anti-Claus may indeed set up a South Pole City in Antarctica and take half of Santa’s Christmas gift delivery work load along with spreading even more good cheer and merriment about the Earth.
Notes: When Santa’s mother died she ascended to Angelhood and joined Santa’s Angel father. Both have returned from time to time to visit Santa and even Claude in an effort to sway him to the side of good. Unfortunately their efforts have failed thus far. The Dark Claus usually hurls expletives at both his parents. They both feel guilt amid his claims of blatant abandonment that may have very well been apart of a grander destiny in our Universe!
The 13 Nefarious Nights Of Dark Christmas – (December 21st to January 2nd)
December 21st – Dark Christmas Eve (The First Night) – The Winter Solstice that gives us the longest night of the year in which denizens of darkness can have their longest reign of terror. Fortunately they are dampened by The Spirit Of Christmas!
December 22nd – Dark Christmas Night (The Second Night) – The longest night extends from the solstice into the morning of the Witching Hour and Devil’s Hour. This is where the Anti-Claus delivers his glorious gifts to those loyal to the cause of evil! These includes demi-demons, vampires, dark werewolves, dark practitioners of magic, powerful evil humans, and even sometimes useful idiots. Eventually, the idiots become human sacrifices at the hearth of unholy flames!
December 23rd – Dark Reflections (The Third Night) – A day of rest and quiet reflection as one looks inward at their dark soul or lack thereof.
December 24th – Anti-Christmas Eve (The Fourth Night) – The forces of darkness prepare to thwart Christmas!
December 25th – Anti-Christmas Night (The Fifth Night) – The forces of darkness are deeply encouraged to destroy Christmas wherever they can! They make The Grinch look like a Sunday School Teacher!
December 26th – Punishment Night (The Sixth Night) – A time when dark minions who missed the mark are paid a very unpleasant visit by the Anti-Claus and his honored minions! Often those who didn’t put much effort into ruining Christmas! All believe they are spared in the hellish hope they learned their lesson ready to do better next year! However, some will be eliminated on December 28th Purge Night as an example for those who may have evil potential.
December 27th – Havoc Night (The Seventh Night) – Those wishing to enter the real ranks of diabolical darkness must prove themselves worthy by bringing chaos to the human world in any way they can. Mad minions who sponsor them aid in their spreading of Dark Christmas Hell on Earth! They find out if they are worthy on January 1st and make the final pledge of their soul to darkness on the second of January.
December 28th – Purge Night (The Eighth Night) – A bloody night of death in which dead weight in the world of evil is shed into the sacrificial crapper! Often innocents fall into the frightful fray!
December 29th – Unholy Anti-Claus Night (The Ninth Night) – An unholy night that must be solely dedicated to worshiping the Anti-Claus and paying homage to him. Often he is showered with gifts and everyone clamors to figuratively and even literally kiss his rank rear. Sometimes this includes women throwing themselves at him! Fresh corpses from purge night that weren’t sacrificed to him indirectly are sent to him to consume bones and all as a direct sacrifice. Although he prefers to eat them alive! This night is approved by the Devil himself and he frowns on any worship being taken away from his most loyal dark servant on this night!
December 30th – Dark Claus Awards (The Tenth Night) – A time when top dark denizens are honored at a special ceremony by the Anti-Claus. Some gain some level of demonic status. Humans may become vampires with first-generation vamps on hand to do the transformative honor! Those not in attendance reflect and plan on being eviler in the coming years. They may partake of unholy penance such as self-flogging to motivate themselves!
December 31st – Dark New Years Eve (The Eleventh Night) – Often a time of wild insane parties that delve into sexual deviancy amid worshiping dark deities of all kinds with an emphasis on them joining the Devil and the Anti-Claus in global domination!
January 1st – Dark New Years Night (The Twelfth Night) – A night of ritualistic human and even good supernatural being sacrifices are made for a final Dark Christmas Spirit power up. Often innocent Fairies meet their makers!
January 2nd – The Devils Night (The Thirteenth Night) – Generally a day of praying to the Devil and giving thanks to the Dark Claus. A ritualistic pledge is made on unholy religious texts to continue the dark deeds in the name of all that is evil! Often new minions are inducted into evil and write their name in an unholy book in their own blood thereby selling or merely loaning their soul to the Devil!
Known Defenses & Repellents Against The Anti-Claus
The Dark Claus continues his annual effort to stop Santa’s Christmas Eve deliveries. He never succeeds!
The Anti-Claus Infiltrates North Pole City 2018! The Anti-Claus managed to possess Mystic Investigations vampire Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander. Once inside North Pole City he tried to incapacitate Santa Claus and thwart Christmas. Thankfully he failed. An exorcism sent him packing into the dark cold Arctic night!
The Anti-Claus Returns! On September 27th, 2015 the Third Battle Of Armageddon took place in The Mystical Forest Of Woodland Springs, Colorado. There the Anti-Claus returned to his full former dark glory! He apparently sacrificed his body as a part of a spell to raise the Devil from Hell in a biological form. There was a question as to whether the Dark Claus was absorbed into the Devil with his consciousness lying dormant or in a dream state within Satan’s sub-conscious mind. There was also a thought that the Anti-Claus’s metaphysical energy form was sent to the Underworld which has happened before. We now known that the Anti-Claus was in Purgatory with Ice Demons who attempted to cleanse him of his sins and restore him to Demi-Angel form. Amazingly enough the birth blessing of Heaven was for the Claus Twins and not just Santa. That original blessing has never been rescinded!
The Ice Demons concentrated on the shreds of humanity within the dark demi-demon mind related to the love-hate relationship with his brother. This mostly based on jealously of Santa Claus. Also a dark love for his wife Mrs. Holly Claus. Despite their best efforts the Ice Demons could not crack the crazy Claus. The Devil’s biological form was slain and his pure demon form disappeared. Somehow this set off a metaphysical chain of events that caused the Anti-Claus to resurrect in his place. He was pulled from Purgatory with additional Ice Demonic elements mixed with his fire demonic powers. In a way he came back more calm and calculated rather than working off of pure anger, jealously, and reckless impulse. Now he was even more dangerous!
He gained a patience that caused him to skip any attempt to take over Halloween 2015. On Christmas 2015 he even skipped the usual attempt to stop Santa’s Christmas gift deliveries and instead attacked Krampus to regain control of Dark Christmas from his former right hand man, then frenemy, and now enemy! The Dark Claus was about to kill Krampus when he laid forth an uncharacteristic olive branch and said he would welcome him back as an ally. Krampus agreed as long as they could be independent yet work together when necessary. The Anti-Claus agreed and since then they have worked together to put a monkey wrench in Halloween and Christmas. Thankfully there has been no success in taking over either holiday!
Absorbed Into The Devil? On the morning of Halloween October 31, 2013 the Dark Claus appeared at the First Battle Of Armageddon which took place at the Devil’s Pentagram in Kazakhstan. There he impaled his twin brother Santa Claus through the back with a sword of unknown origin lit ablaze with unholy fire. Mystic Investigations Xavier Remington, and Drake Alexander, a fifth generation vampire, vanquished the Anti-Claus thanks to their mystical swords. His blood set off the breaking off a seal that resurrected the Devil. The Devil’s new human-like body may have been created by the Anti-Claus’s DNA. Since the body of the Dark Claus vanished at that point it’s assumed he was somehow absorbed into the Devil. As a reward Satan officially granted the Anti-Claus Dark Sainthood to counter Santa’s status as Saint Nicholas. The Dark Claus became known as the Anti-Saint Claudius on Friday, December 13th, 2013.
Living Dead In The Underworld! The Dark Claus was last seen on Sunday, March 31st, 2013 chasing the Easter Bunny in an effort to absorb the power of Easter for his own twisted ends. A magical spell utilizing the blood of his twin brother Santa Claus caused him to literally melt into the Earth. He has been banished, or appeared dead, before but always eventually returned. This particular spell has differing results on various supernatural beings. Theoretically he doesn’t exist anymore, and has in essence become a part of Mother Earth. However we never say never when dealing with one of the most evil entities on Earth! Naturally this turned out to be true as of August 20, 2013 when three witnesses, a Troll, Leprechaun, and White Witch saw the resurrection of the Anti-Claus into the afterlife for many supernatural beings known as the Underworld. However for entities as powerful as the Anti-Claus this is by no means a final resting place. Hopefully his escape from the Underworld will take a long time. [Twitter]