Recent Supernatural Forecasts

Pink Supermoon Werewolf Warning

The Full Moon of April is most often known as the Pink Moon due to the first flowering foliage of...
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Pink Supermoon Werewolf Warning

Lucky Storm Moon Werewolf Warning

A Lucky Storm Moon Werewolf Warning is in effect for the entire Earth! The Storm Moon of March encompasses the...
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Lucky Storm Moon Werewolf Warning

Ice Moon Werewolf Warning

An Ice Moon Werewolf Warning is in effect for the entire planet through March 3rd, 2021! This is due to...
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Ice Moon Werewolf Warning

Wolf Moon Werewolf Warning

A Wolf Moon Werewolf Warning is in effect from now until Groundhog Day. The wayward Wolf Moon of January brings...
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Wolf Moon Werewolf Warning

Yule Moon Werewolf Warning

The Full Moon of December is generally known as the Yule Moon in the paranormal community. This is due to...
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Yule Moon Werewolf Warning

Dark Moon Eclipse Werewolf Warning

The Full Moon of November is often called The Beaver Moon. This name came about from Native Americans noticing this...
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Dark Moon Eclipse Werewolf Warning

Cyber Monday Digital Demon Warning

So maybe you skipped the frightening shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of...
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Cyber Monday Digital Demon Warning

Blasphemous Black Friday Warning

Even amid a pandemic people will battle to get their supposedly grand shopping deals! There are other dangers on Black...
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Blasphemous Black Friday Warning

Halloween Blue Blood Moon Warning!

Every Full Moon that falls on Halloween is a Blue Blood Moon with the first Moon falling on October 1st...
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Halloween Blue Blood Moon Warning!

The Thirteen Nights Of Halloween Warning!

The ominous Orange Alert has been sounded around the supernatural world for The Thirteen Nights Of Halloween have finally arrived!...
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The Thirteen Nights Of Halloween Warning!
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Pink Supermoon Werewolf Warning


The Full Moon of April is most often known as the Pink Moon due to the first flowering foliage of spring being pink in color. Although this month it’s the Pink Supermoon. Under a Supermoon, Werewolves are extra aggressive and will hunt down humans outside of their normal rural haunts. They will brazenly enter populated areas in search of live dinner! These angry hounds of hell will be hulked up even more so than their normal monstrous selves! Due to the Moon being closer to Earth they will have double the strength, speed, agility, and senses. Werewolf Repellents will still work but won’t be as effective.🌕

That being said, this is a Pink Moon which means it has the calming effect of the Easter Spirit and Spring Nature Deities. it is often the second safest Full Moon next to the Christmas Yule Moon. With the Supermoon in play, you should still expect enhanced Werewolves yet they shouldn’t display the extra aggression unless provoked or startled. However, beware of places where the Easter Spirit is low and civilization has pushed Mother Nature away! Hostility should be far less in areas where the Moon actually appears pink. This indicates the Spirit Of Easter is strong in your area or advanced magic is being practiced by good witches. Magic drawing upon said Spirit or the Spring Goddesses. There is also some evidence that wearing pink may cause werewolves to seek their Midnight snack somewhere else!🐺

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Lucky Storm Moon Werewolf Warning


A Lucky Storm Moon Werewolf Warning is in effect for the entire Earth! The Storm Moon of March encompasses the metaphysical energies of the month’s chaotic weather as winter transitions into spring. This often produces more aggressive Werewolves who will readily go after humans in populated areas. This happens more often when stormy weather is present. Thankfully, the righteous luck of Saint Patrick’s Day is still afoot along with little Leprechauns scurrying about with glee. Under this Moon, various Lucky Charms will work to repel Werewolves in addition to the normal repellents. Also, places with plenty of Shamrock growing tend to be devoid of Werewolves. The general luck of the Moon itself will cause many people to just miss running into a werewolf by sheer chance!🍀

In areas where the March Moon appears to be an enchanting emerald, there may be Lerpechauns scurrying about. However, there could also be Witches, and other magical practitioners, tapping into the enchanted energies of good fortune. A Leprechaun Summoning Spell will work best under these circumstances if you are in need of help from an especially ferocious werewolf. If a werewolf has green glowing eyes it indicates they are under the thrall of a Leprechaun or good witch. When the blasphemous beast has glittering gold eyes then it has swallowed one or more of a Leprechaun’s gold coins for whatever reason. The werewolf is now a lucky charm and will most likely turn back to human form for the duration of the Full Moon. You can rest easy in these cases. However, never let your guard down in the presence of a monster!☘️

🗒️Note: If you’re a werewolf who swallowed gold Leprechaun coins then you will most likely pass them in human form at some point. Don’t flush them down the crapper! Hold on to them as a Leprechaun will collect them. To deny him his coins is to face his wrath! Even a handful of coins isn’t enough for the three lucky wishes. You need the whole pot of gold for that. Although, he will most likely imbue you with luck for quite some time thus freeing you from the werewolf curse for a decent period of time.🐺

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Ice Moon Werewolf Warning


An Ice Moon Werewolf Warning is in effect for the entire planet through March 3rd, 2021! This is due to the fact that some Werewolves can transform into mad monsters even when the Moon is 80% full. The older the werewolf the more resistance they have against the metaphysical lunar energies that trigger the transmutation within their demonic DNA. Although the light of the Silvery Moon is of great hypnotic allure to the Werewolf it doesn’t have to be present for them to be made horrifyingly hairy. So be on alert even if the night skies are cloudy! You could possibly become a delightful dinner or a member of the supernatural canine species!

Supernatural Supremacy Over Lunar Affairs


Each month an armada of higher dimensional beings battles for lunar supremacy. There isn’t simply one lunar god or goddess but at least a few have a huge hand in every Moon. Although non-sentient Holiday Spirits can exert so much enchanted energy that they inadvertently override conscious beings!  That is caused by such Spirits being the products of the Human Collective Consciousness. To control the paranormal power of the Moon is to have supernatural sway over a great many Earthly entities and magnificent magics. This of course includes Werewolves who can exhibit varying traits with any given month’s Moon. This month there are some lunar goddesses and winter deities who have balanced command of the Moon. Chiefly among them is the primordial Winter God Jack Frost. This is true even in the Southern Hemisphere where it is now Summer. Higher-dimensional beings are reliant on the souls of humankind and 90% of them reside north of the Equator where winter is in serious session. Most of the land is also there as well.

The Abominable Snowman Threat!

The Ice Moon will present more active Werewolves in colder regions. The chilling energy of the Ice Moon ironically stokes the flames of angry aggression within the werewolf’s heart. It’s a fair bet Polar Bears will be having quite a few sleepless nights into the first days of March! We recommend staying indoors on wayward winter nights. Especially during crisp snowy evenings from dusk to dawn. This is the natural habitat for the Abominable Snowman Yeti. They travel about the wintery north following winter weather until spring forces them back to the Arctic. When a Werewolf and Yeti meet it quickly escalates into a bloody battle the likes of which you can’t even imagine in your worst nightmares! If it happens in your presence it is actually lucky since they won’t even notice you and it will be easy to run away to safety!

How To Repel Werewolves And Yeti

Werewolves are repelled by various religious artifacts, silver, and wolfsbane. The Yeti can be kept at bay with a small shrub called Arctic Willow (Salix arctica), the northernmost woody plant on Earth. That needs to be mixed with Reindeer Lichen (Moss) (Cladonia rangiferina), an Arctic fungi, along with Antarctic Pearlwort (Colobanthus quitensis). The carefully constructed concoction has been shown to repel the Abominable Snowman long enough for them to lose interest in hunting you down for dinner.  On these Ice Moon nights, we suggest mixing all this with holy water, wolfsbane, and colloidal silver. Then load it into a Super Soaker so you can squirt the hell out of either blasphemous beast!🐺

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Wolf Moon Werewolf Warning


A Wolf Moon Werewolf Warning is in effect from now until Groundhog Day. The wayward Wolf Moon of January brings us the second most dangerous Full Moon of the year. The Blood Moon Of Halloween is usually the worst for Werewolves and paranormal activity in general. The threat of this malevolent Moon lies in its metaphysical energies being controlled by a cooperative of Wolf Gods. Ultimately, the Roman God Of War, Mars, is at the helm with the power of Jupiter, King Of The Roman Gods, behind him.

The metaphysical energy of the Wolf Moon lunar light causes a usually inactive part of the Werewolf brain to activate. The normally mindless monster begins to seek out others of its own kind. The werewolves send out psychic signals to track and meet each other. They then battle for supremacy to choose the Alpha, Betas, and Omegas of their newly formed Werewolf pack. Most of the time werewolves are loners who will attack other werewolves with intent to kill. In human form, they usually have no way of finding others afflicted with the Lycanthrope Virus. The werewolf packs that already exist are from those who have managed to come together in their human form and mastered the art of controlling their Full Moon transformations. This also extends to keeping a decent portion of their human persona in wolf form so they don’t attack fellow pack members. They are often Native Americans with werewolf ties dating back centuries into the past.

Once a werewolf pack has been established they then hypnotize actual Wolves to become satellite members of their group. All with the purpose of hunting down prey of an animal and human sort! Mighty meals are had in the nights of carnage when the Moon is over 80% of Full. When they come across rival packs war breaks out resulting in one pack dying or one being absorbed into the other. Naturally, one of the Alphas ends up dying. We recommend staying indoors at night since you will be dealing with possibly a dozen or more werewolves and wild wolves out for flesh and blood. Werewolf Repellents will work as usual but remember they won’t work on the regular wolves! If you happen to live in a zone out of the natural habitat of wolves then consider yourself lucky! Although they have been known to recruit domesticated dogs as well!🐺

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