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The video above features the Halloween theme song that's sweeping the supernatural nation! Apparently it's the most requested song...Read More
The video above features the Halloween theme song that’s sweeping the supernatural nation! Apparently it’s the most requested song in exclusive underground nightclubs, and raves around Halloween that only cater to those within the true paranormal community. Havens for supernatural beings to hang out without worry of being captured or slayed by close minded humans! Such a night club actually opened on Halloween 2013 here in our town of Woodland Springs, Colorado. It’s called Club 13. All of us at Mystic Investigations were invited to the grand opening but were unable to attend until a few weeks later since we are beyond busy around Halloween due to exponential increases in paranormal activity!
Club 13 is often a stop over for paranormal beings, and practitioners of magic traveling through our town. In addition it’s a common late night meeting place for the local supernatural community. Since it’s a private club the Supernatural Secrecy Pact doesn’t have to be observed allowing for stupendous magic shows, displays of psychokinetic powers, and metaphysical abilities beyond that of mere mortals! The enchanted establishment is run by Beauregard Ducane, a former international man of mystical mystery who finally decided to put down roots in our town teeming with paranormal activity.
There are hints he’s supernatural but he’s never revealed his true nature. Although those with various psychic abilities fear him if he gives them his trademark stare of disapproval. Such wrong doers tend to leave the establishment at that point if they know what’s good for them! Mystic Investigations own psychic Julia Hathaway has sensed a powerful darkness within him that he keeps at bay. He’s rarely impressed by anyone unless they have exceptional power, or are bewitchingly beautiful. Our own Demi-Mermaid Witch Rebecca Abernathy is one of the few people who brings a smile to his usually somber face.
Certainly if Beauregard Ducane’s almost sinister stare doesn’t do the trick then his Bouncer Mr. Altec, a seven foot plus tall heavy set hulk of a man, will certainly get the job done. Mr. Altec has displayed his amazing superhuman strength which is the result of being a rare Demi-Sasquatch. Yes as disturbing as it may sound his father is a Bigfoot, and his mother is human. Until we met him we had no idea such an inter-species mating was possible but it’s not surprising since Sasquatch is an extraterrestrial tinkering with a human ancestor. Altec is embarrassed by his Bigfoot heritage, and is rumored to have most of his insanely hairy body waxed on a daily basis. Not only is he the perfect bouncer due to his supernatural strength but he also carries the Sasquatch immunity to magic. This comes in handy when dealing with wayward witches, and warlocks. However the Club does have a protection spell that prevents harm from coming to anyone unless directed by Ducane or Altec. Read More About Club 13…
As the Witching Hour approaches the carnival finally winds down as the fair grounds grow silent. Only sparse pockets of people remain as you finish off the last of your cotton candy. You smile as you think of the excitingly long day of rides, games, shows and tasty treats. While walking amid the quiet of the unusually warm breezy early autumn night. You notice a mysterious large black tent on the edge of the carnival grounds with golden sparkles it. It’s odd you never spotted it during the day as you roamed about the fair. Now the moonlight is making it apparent for some reason. The tent lies near the treeline of the dark woods. It draws you closer with a mysterious magnetism. Earlier the fortune teller had told you,”Your destiny lies under the cloak of glittering darkness.” So naturally your curiosity gets the best of you!
Curiosity Killed The Cat!
You foolishly enter into the large dark canopy lit only by a small lantern hanging from the ceiling. You see a large metal freight container marked,”DO NOT ENTER!” on it. Consumed by a sugar rush of excitement you grab the lantern and open the containers creaky metal doors. The container is tall enough to comfortably walk in. You observe several unmarked crates that don’t peak your interest. However in the very back is a small orange trimmed box with bloody red writing on it that simply says,”Toys”. You can definitely feel that it’s the source of the mysterious magnetism that drew you here! As you open the lid a sulfuric stench ridden wind rips through the container causing the metal doors to slam shut thereby scaring the ever loving hell out of you! Although that was nothing compared to the spine chilling clown jester who suddenly springs up in front of you like a jack in the box from the very bowels of hell itself!
Fun Fair Turns To Horrifying Hell!
You fall back onto the floor in terror as the crazy clown screams shrilly and then cackles with maniacal joy! The clown’s eyes glow red with inexplicable blood dripping down its face. Its pointy sharp teeth and claws snap at you in a menacing manner! What you’ve stumbled upon is a demonically possessed paranormal object! You arise, and back away slowly toward the door. You feel somewhat secure in the knowledge that this diabolical jester is attached to its box despite it rattling about the metal floor. You turn to open the freight container doors but the rust ridden thing is jammed! You accidentally drop the lantern, and it breaks leaving you in pitch black darkness!
The Sinister Swan Song Of Your Life!
The cackling, and rattling of the box instantly stops. For only a matter of seconds you begin to think you imagined the whole thing in the silent darkness. You keep fumbling with the door while throwing yourself against it. You efforts are futile as you stop to rest a bit. Then you hear that horrifying chortling of the clown right next to your ear causing your heart to stop beating for a second or two before palpitating wildly! You turn around to see the glowing crimson eyes inches from your face. Your heart wrenching screams are only heard by one person sweeping up trash near the tent! He displays a sinister smile while quietly chuckling to himself. His warlock eyes glow green with glee for he has scored another demonic sacrifice to shore up his magical powers. May God have mercy on your soul! Happy Halloween!
If you’d like to bring terrifying magic to your haunted house, and trick o treaters this Halloween season then get yourself an Animatronic Clown Prop.
🌞August!🍃 The last beautiful bastion of summer sun and vacation fun before surrendering to the stress of September’s school!📚 Warm nights intermittently give way to cool breezes hinting at Fall’s future frost.🥶 The first thoughts of Halloween hover in ones mind as the glorious green scenery flaunts its finale!🎃
The sinister stench sails slowly within,
a sinuous specter trespassing my domain,
the stifling stink seriously suffocates,
perpetuated by a weak willed wayward one,
a pathetic zombie serenely sucking life away!🚭
By Xavier Remington | Mystic Poetry Portal |
-A Lifelong Non-Smoker Of Strong Will!
Visit http://www.no-smoke.org/ to learn how to deal with the source of the toxic smoke stench in your life! Also see http://lcfamerica.org/ for more information on the lung cancer smokers spread to themselves and others with impunity!
It’s no coincidence 40% of Smokers are those with mental illness. The rest presumably think it makes them look cool. Not sure how sucking away on a stick is cool? Also interesting that those without a college degree tend to smoke the most as well. Hopefully the silly smoking idiocy passes away by the 22nd Century! Until then there should be a ban on it everywhere unless you can keep it confined to your own private home or weirdo smoking club. The trespass of your sinister smoke upon innocents will finally come to a close someday.