Mystic Christmas Blog

Who Is Santa Claus’s Wife?

Posted on September 7, 2019 by Xavier Remington

How Did Santa Claus Meet Mrs.Claus?
Santa Claus’s wife is named Holly Claus, aka Mother Christmas. However, she’s best known as Mrs.Claus. Despite standing next to the most famous supernatural man in history her life seems to have been shrouded in mystery until now. Holly’s Father Daniel McBride was an Irish immigrant and young Architect who aided in the construction of several buildings within the United States Capital. Her Mother Janey McBride was a homemaker, originally from Scotland, who nearly died during Holly’s birth, and was told by Doctors she could never risk having another child. Holly Claus was born Holly Janey McBride On Christmas Day 1792 at precisely 12:12 AM in the new City Of Washington DC.

Fate placed Santa’s diabolical identical twin brother, The Anti-Claus, in the vicinity of Holly’s home as she was being born. As usual, The Dark Claus was out attempting to halt Santa’s deliveries and destroy Christmas. Truly the Dark Claus was the original Grinch, and Scrooge combined! Of course, the Grinch was at one time his Chief Gnome before delusions of grandeur caused a parting of ways. The Anti-Claus heard Holly’s newborn cries and eyed the baby through a frosty window. Something about Holly caught his eye, and he decided to take her as his own child. Something this despicable individual had done before! Generally, the child was raised mostly by his Dark Gnomes, and became a horrific human deep into the dark demonic magics!

The Anti-Claus, aka Claude Claus, kicked the front door of the house causing it to shatter into splinters while mockingly laughing maniacally, “Ho Ho Ho Merry Mad Christmas! Bwwwwwaaaaaaa ha ha ha!” Daniel ran from the bedroom, leaped for his single-shot Flintlock pistol, and shot the Anti-Claus square in the heart. Unfortunately, it merely bounced off the Demi-Demonic menace! He kept cackling insanely as his eyes glowed crimson with sinister glee. Without any effort, he shoved Daniel through a wall knocking him out cold while Janey screamed amid Holly’s whaling. The Midwife who aided in the birth was on her knees shaking in a corner as she kissed her crucifix necklace, and said the Lord’s Prayer silently. The Anti-Claus glared at her, and bellowed, “Shut that nonsense up, and cover that vile artifact…..or else!” The Midwife complied and cowered into the fetal position. The Anti-Claus then calmed himself, and gently said to Janey, “Oh sweet Miss don’t be sad for your child will be mine. Your baby shall be raised in my Island Mansion in the Pacific. She’ll awaken to warm island breezes, lovely sunsets, and my pack of Hell Hounds! Her dreams will be filled with my demon masters!” He started laughing like a loon again, and ripped Holly from Janey’s bosom! Janey pleaded with Claude but her cries fell upon deaf ears as he strolled right out the front door into the cold snowy night.

Meanwhile, in the skies overhead the Demi-Angel jolly Old Saint Nick was directing his Enchanted Reindeer, led by Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, onward as he would continue to make
Christmas deliveries until 4 AM. With him were three helper Elves chosen each year by lottery to join him on his magical journey through the starry Christmas skies of Earth. Suddenly the psychically keen Claus sensed trouble below. He then spotted his brother Claude launch upward in his black sleigh pulled by 8 levitating Hell Hounds led by an obedient sapient Werewolf named Wickaninnish! Santa heard the baby scream and focused his Angelic vision to spot Holly in the Anti-Claus’s arms. He then had a retrocognitive vision of the child’s abduction. Santa flew into hot pursuit and chased the Dark Claus west into future California in the blink of an eye.

The Anti-Claus felt an unidentifiable special bond with Holly he never felt before. So much so he ignored his usual instinct to attack Santa, and just attempted to flee from him, and hide with the precious child! Santa also went against his usual instinct of peace, and carefully opened precision magical fire on his evil brother’s Werewolf. He was successful in de-transforming the Werewolf Wickaninnish back into human form. Santa then sent a metaphysical energy surge into the confused Hell Hounds. The dark sleigh of stolen gifts, meant to be re-gifted to the loyal forces of darkness, plummeted into the Pacific Ocean. Thankfully Santa swooped down and used his telekinetic Force-like powers to levitate the Baby Holly into his warm caring arms. The Anti-Claus and his motley crew splashed into the ocean while Santa turned around, and flew back to Washington DC. As he held the now smiling Holly in his muscular arms he felt the same overwhelming enchanted bond that his twin brother the Anti-Claus had felt. Not even his ancient Angelic mind could explain what he was experiencing.

Clearly in violation of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact Santa Claus landed his sleigh on Daniel McBride’s front lawn, and walked into the house with Holly. The house had grown cold without a front door. While holding Holly in one arm he motioned his other arm causing red, and green glitter to flying forth past his three little Elves into a small tree outside. As it fell over one Elf still standing outside the doorway yelled, “Timber!” Santa then said, “Please give these good folks a new door my little Elves.” In unison, all three replied, “Yes Santa Sir!” Two scurried to the tree at super speed while the third got the toolbox out of the sleigh. They then began constructing a new door. Santa headed toward the bedroom Holly was born in but noticed her Father lying on the floor unconscious. Saint Nick rested a hand on Daniels forehead. A soothing amber glow radiated forth healing him. Although he was still asleep as Santa carried Holly into the bedroom. The Midwife was sobbing with Janey on the bed when Santa entered. The Midwife screamed thinking it was the Anti-Claus, and dove under the bed. Janey quaked with fear. Santa then serenely stated, “Ma’am I sincerely apologize for the horrifying actions of my twin brother Claude. I’m returning your baby to you unharmed.” He gently rested Holly back upon her mothers bosom as Janey lovingly cradled her baby. She smiled while weeping tears of joy for the safe return of her Christmas newborn.

Santa knelt down and reassured the Midwife all was well. He coaxed her out from under the bed and started to help her upright when Daniel ran in
screaming, “Be gone you demonic scourge!” He attempted to impale a sword through Santa’s back but it merely shattered into metal bits. Daniel just stood there silently shocked. Santa just smiled, and said, “Fear not for my abominable twin has left your pleasant presence. My name is Nicholas, and you are now under my protection! No harm shall ever fall upon you or your daughter. You will know I am always with you when you find a brightly wrapped gift under your Christmas tree from Santa Claus.” Daniel then replied, “What are you? What were those Dwarves at my front door?” Santa exclaimed, “Those are my Elves repairing your door, and I am a being born of an Angel many centuries ago. I only wish to bring peace, and happiness to humankind, unlike my unfortunate brother who has descended into diabolical demonhood! I must take leave of you now as I have much work to do. Merry Christmas, and may you have the happiest of New Years! Oh, and don’t tell anyone about this, or they’ll brand you as being delusional, or possessed by a demon.” All bid farewell as Daniel followed Santa out past his completed new front door. Before leaving Santa patted the door, and said to Daniel, “This door is of enchanted Elfin construction! It will stand the test of time, and deter any intruder!” The three Elves beamed proudly on the front porch as they gazed upon their fine handy work. Daniel looked on with awestruck amazement as Saint Nick flew off into the skies in his red sleigh to resume Christmas deliveries.

And so Santa kept his word to protect the Mcbride family by personally blessing their home so the holiness would repel the Anti-Claus. In addition, his Human-Angel Hybrid mind sub-consciously focused on the family he could know in advance if danger was near, and be there as fast as light itself! The Anti-Claus was aware of this and only attempted to kidnap Holly on Christmas when Santa was clearly occupied with his deliveries. However, every time Claude, and even his paranormal cohorts would attempt to get near the McBrides a plethora of magical practitioners would repel them with extreme prejudice. Many of them were close allies of Santa who practiced Enochian Angel magic. The Dark Claus was simply unable to get anywhere near Holly, and he eventually gave up so he could fully concentrate on destroying Christmas! Thus far only Mrs.Claus has the power to briefly warm the Anti-Claus’s dark heart!

Part II: How Did Santa Finally Meet Holly McBride As An Adult & Marry Her?

Santa Claus vs Pennywise The IT Clown

Posted on September 6, 2019 by Xavier Remington

Santa Claus Was Helpless To Stop The Horrors Of World War II!

It was Christmas of 1941 when Santa Claus had been given a stern warning from the Archangels of Heaven! Saint Nicholas was not allowed to interfere with large scale human affairs under the terms of The Supernatural Secrecy Pact. Santa has always been known to skirt this agreement as he yearned to bring peace to humankind. During 1941 World War II he saved some Jewish children from being taken away by Nazi soldiers in Poland. That is when he learned the horrors of the concentration camps. Santa Claus was about to launch a supernatural assault and liberate a camp when Santa’s Archangel Father appeared telling him he had to let these atrocities play out. Humankind needed to see their worst before they could rise to their best in future centuries. Their destiny was ascension to Godhood that would ultimately surpass the power of even the Archangels! This was the wish of the holy Omniverse Lord.🎄

Not Even World War Can Stop The Spirit Of Christmas!

On Christmas Eve 1942 Santa Claus made his appointed gift rounds with a demeanor that was more sullen than jolly. The Spirit Of Christmas was weak as the winds of world war waged its toll upon Mother Earth. Father Christmas had the power to stop the war with the full arsenal of his Demi-Angel powers! Unfortunately, his hands were tied! Santa instead tried to focus on making the kids at home have a Merry Christmas. It was difficult to be excited for even the most wonderful gifts as their Fathers fought and died for the fate of the free world! Some found their Mothers taken away by work, the war effort, or as causalities themselves! Then there were those children living in the heart of war on the European front! Santa mustered up all the joy he could in his hallowed heart to give the innocent children the best Christmas possible.

Something Wicked Warps The Christmas Spirit

Sometime after Midnight the Great Claus and his flying sleigh pulled by nine reindeer descended on Derry, Maine. A town said to be a work of fiction in Stephen King’s “IT” novels and movies. It mysteriously appeared on no maps with zero mention of it in any real world publications. The town had been under a sinister spell since it was established in the 18th century! That of Pennywise, aka the IT clown, who was born of The Spirit Of Fear billions of years ago! This cursed power cloaked what was going on there. This even extended to Santa until he heard the screams of kids in a sewer below! Santa was to finally find out why the Spirit Of Christmas always felt wickedly warped in this community.

Santa Claus Enters The Dark Dirty Domain Of Pennywise!

Father Christmas ripped off a manhole cover as if it was cardboard! It went flying and hit one of his two helper Elves in the head. He fell down but quickly got up rubbing his head while saying, “Errr gosh Santa you hit my widdle noggin!” Santa looked back and replied, “Oh sorry my little Elf! Sometimes I don’t know my own strength!” The Elf answered, “That’s okay Santa. The stars I’m seeing are so beautiful!” Elves are a lot tougher than they look! Santa then dropped into the dark cold sewer as it began to lightly snow. He sloshed through the mucky grey water following the sounds of distressed children screaming in terror amid maniacal laughter. For a second Santa thought it was the Anti-Claus but he didn’t sense his evil twin brother was afoot. Instead, something far more ancient and dark was locally destroying the Christmas Spirit.

Father Christmas Saves Innocent Kids From Certain Doom!

Santa entered a large chamber and was shocked to see silent and still children floating above. In front of him, he saw the spookiest looking Santa Claus ever! It wasn’t the Dark Claus but it was someone posing as him. His eyes glowed orange as he displayed his razor-sharp teeth cackling with terrifying intensity! He had lured the kids into the sewer with a promise of Christmas presents. Santa burst forth from the shadows and yelled, “How dare you twist my image for your wicked ways you blasphemous beast!” Suddenly the Claus impostor stopped laughing and shape shifted to that of a cringe-worthy clown. The clown was the infamous IT, aka Pennywise! He fell silent as he looked a bit shocked. Santa quickly got in between Pennywise and the kids as he instructed them to run down the tunnel. There his Elves helped them out of the sewer.🤡

The Dark Clown vs Father Christmas

Pennywise attempted to go after the kids but Santa belted him in the face causing his red nose to fly off. The clown looked a bit scared as Santa bellowed, “What in the unholy hell is this insanity?” He looked up at the floating kids and used his telekinesis to override the dark force keeping them aloft. As they slowly lowered he was disgusted by what he saw. He would have his work cut out for him healing and resurrecting these poor children! Pennywise sprung up and screamed, “You’re ruining my frightful fun! You must die old man!” Clearly, the clown’s telepathic ability to make adults apathetic wasn’t working. So he tried to sense Santa’s greatest fear. Indeed he gleaned a vision of a post-Armageddon world where the Devil’s demonic minions won. He warped reality around Santa to make him think he was in this hellish future.

Pennywise Plays On Santa’s Worst Fears!

Santa was horrified as he stood in the middle of a muddy battlefield littered with bloody bodies as flames were lit everywhere. The sun was blocked by eerie dark clouds amid orange hellfire streaming between them. Not one tree was left while the smell of brimstone hung heavy in the hot air. Dark ash reigned down around the Great Claus. In the distance, the shrill screams of tortured humans tugged at Santa’s heartstrings. Suddenly the Anti-Claus, aka a shapeshifted Pennywise, appeared and said, “It’s not too late for you brother! Join us on the dark side and we can rule Earth in the Devils name!” Santa yelled, “Never!” Santa was confused but began to realize he was experiencing the reality warping powers of Pennywise. Santa pushed the Anti-Claus away and screamed, “You’re not my brother clown!” Pennywise then changed into the quintessential image of the Devil complete with horns. Satan angrily bellowed, “I will bring you and all that you love to your knees! You’re no match for me you hybrid abomination!”

Santa Fears The Devil And A Loss At Armageddon!

The 12 foot tall Devil then picked up Santa by his neck and lifted him up while laughing in a wild sinister manner. The Emperor Of Hell had literal fire in his eyes that began to shoot toward Santa’s face. Santa was chocking before shooting energy from his own eyes that appeared white with glittering snowflakes in it. It canceled the Devil’s fire beams and hit him in the face! The Devil fell to the ground screaming and the apocalyptic environment around him disappeared revealing they never left the sewer chamber. Pennywise returned to clown form now quite scared which thereby weakened his powers that feed off kids fear. Santa stood over him pointed his hands at the clown as warm amber energy engulfed him. Santa implored, “Let the Holy Spirit Of Christmas wash away the wickedness of whatever the equivalent of your soul is! See the light and let humankind be!” Pennywise shot back, “Never! I’ll never rest until I feast upon everyone’s fright ridden flesh you weak animals!” Santa then said, “You’re the animal! It pains me to take this drastic action to end your reign of terror!”

Santa Smacks Down Pennywise!

Pennywise grabbed Santa’s legs and pulled him to the ground as he jumped on top of him to lie face to face. He tried to take a blasphemous bite out of Santa in a last-ditch attempt to win this battle of good vs evil. However, Santa easily kicked him away into a concrete wall caused it to crumble. The defeated clown lay in the smelly muck shaking. He stewed in the very fear he loved to feed off innocent children like the complete coward that he is! The very core of Santa’s angelic soul was to never harm and certainly not kill any living being! However, exceptions had to be made in the case of pure evil for the greater good of all! Saint Nicholas was about to put this denizen of darkness out of his misery but he saw what a pathetic coward Pennywise was. He was nothing without the power to grow fear in children ready for his horrifying harvest!

The Downfall Of Pennywise

Santa sensed there as an extremely powerful Darkness that made Pennywise essentially amortal. Therefore it would have been futile to kill him as he would eventually resurrect. He tried to banish him to another dimension but a mysterious force kept him bound to Derry, Maine. Finally, he decided to bind Pennywise in the same type of holy silver shackles that kept the Anti-Christmas monster Krampus in check for several centuries. After this task, Santa set his sights on healing the previously floating kids that were still alive. They were beginning awake from their nightmarish coma. They began crying and Santa calmed them while sending healing angel energy from his hands. He hummed Christmas tunes as he began resurrecting some of the kids. However, after three he felt weakened by all the expended energy. It was then that the Angel Of Death appeared telling him the rest were destined to reside in Heaven now. Of course like all fallen children they could come back to Earth to visit Santa’s North Pole City. Santa lowered his head in silence for the fallen he could not save as he witnessed the kid’s souls swirl to Heavenly bliss. He then directed the living kids down the sewer tunnel to rendezvous at his bright red sleigh.

Elegantly Lit Christmas Tree Top Angel

The Eternal Tomb Of IT?

Before leaving Father Christmas punched the supports to the chamber entrance. It came crashing down loudly. As the entrance became blocked with heavy concrete debris Santa could hear Pennywise whimpering like a baby, “Don’t leave me without my precious scared kids!” Father Christmas then recited several Enochian Angel Magic incantations to supernaturally seal the chamber. Santa hoped this would be Pennywise’s tomb of eternal rest so he could no longer harm another child on Earth! As he walked away down the dark tunnel an ominous bright red balloon floated past him. Santa popped it before accidentally stepping on a paper boat clearly made by a child.

A Very Merry Derry Christmas

Santa found the kids waiting by the sleigh. They were eating candy canes provided by the Elves as they played with the reindeer. However, they were fearful of Rudolph’s red nose being similar to Pennywise’s clown nose. Santa reassured them all was well before flying them to their homes and wiping their nightmarish memories away. Naturally, they were replaced with visions of sugar plum fairies! As he delivered gifts throughout Derry he spread good cheer and sent forth the Spirit Of Christmas to wash away all apathy, fear, and despair! While leaving for the next community his warm laughter echoed majestically through the somber winter night, “Ho ho ho Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!” In the shadows of the pine trees below a Santa like figure emerged. It was the real Anti-Claus whispering to himself, “Oh dear brother we cannot let a delightful darkness like Pennywise be locked away for too long!” He then let loose a loud fast repeating cackle that abruptly stopped as he entered a nearby sewer tunnel…🎅

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What Is The Spirit Of Christmas?

Posted on August 13, 2019 by Xavier Remington

The Spirit Of Christmas is an unaware global sub-conscious like entity like most Holiday Spirits. The Christmas Spirit exudes harmonious goodwill and loving light. It instills a general feeling of soothing warmth, emotional beneficence, marvelous merriment, and hope in humanity for the New Year. It can affect all humans, and even supernatural entities to some extent depending on the goodness that dwells in their heart. Animals can also feel it through sapient beings in their general vicinity which is considered a mild form of Faunapathy. It’s most potently felt by those who celebrate Christmas with genuine thoughts of selfless giving. Although the core of the holidays are the children who most often focus on the gifts they will receive. Naturally, their innocence neutralizes what might be characterized as selfishness for their purpose is to grow into righteous adults. It is also to stoke the holy flames that are at the heart of the Christmas Spirit.🎄

The Leader of Christmas Santa Claus (Saint Nicholas), a Demi-Angel, provides the supernatural consciousness that gave birth to the Spirit. The Human Collective Consciousness combines with Santa’s to create the Christmas Spirit. The power of the Spirit at any given Christmas is based on the number of good individuals who believe in Christmas and embrace the theme of giving to others. However, the primary fuel for this enchanted entity are the happy Children around the world full of glee due to receiving gifts. This is caused by the magic of innocence they possess. The happier they are the more powerful the magic. In fact good practitioners of magic around the world, including those practicing Enochian Angel Magic, aid Santa Claus in marshaling the forces of all that is right, and light to ensure the next year will be the best it can be. For the Christmas Spirit not only aids in the neutralization of paranormal evil manifested from Halloween but in general well into the coming year. Thankfully Easter helps to guide it forth into the Summer. Naturally the demonic Anti-Claus, and his Dark Christmas attempt to neutralize the Spirit Of Christmas but they always fail miserably despite those who practice the black magics fueling the weak Dark Christmas Spirit!

The Spirit Of Christmas fuels itself in a way because it compels people to give gifts, and sometimes donate time to charity aiding those less fortunate. This, in turn, re-fuels the Spirit. It also often compels parents to give presents in Santa Claus’s name since he was forced to give up delivery to the general populace hundreds of years ago due to the Supernatural Secrecy Pact that is enforced by both Angels, and Demons. Santa Claus now delivers gifts to both adults, and kids in the real supernatural community. Those who get the best gifts are the ones who fight paranormal evil throughout the year. Santa does, however, give gifts to exceptional average humans, and those who have a future in the supernatural community. That being said he is working on a magical way to give gifts to all kids and make parents believe they gave it in his name. Santa is awaiting approval from Heaven to ensure no Supernatural Secrecy Pact violations would occur.

So that feeling of happiness and jubilation over gift giving along with volunteerism you start to acquire after Thanksgiving has a very real source. The more you celebrate the season of joy through giving of your time & money, decorating your home for the holidays, and believing with all your heart in all that is good & holy will instill more peace among humankind by the awesome power of The Spirit Of Christmas! Merry Christmas To All & To All A Good Night!🎅

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Christmas In July! What Did Santa Claus Do On The Fourth Of July?

Posted on July 4, 2019 by Xavier Remington

The world’s most powerful Demi-Angel, Santa Claus, celebrated American Independence Day despite being neutral He holds no allegiance to any one nation for most modern countries didn’t exist at the time of his birth several centuries ago! Naturally, he does revere his own sovereign North Pole City. The reason he celebrates the Fourth Of July is due to Mrs. Holly Claus being an American citizen. Actually, she enjoys dual citizenship status in both the US and North Pole City. Holly brought a lot of American Christmas traditions to the North Pole and continued to keep up with the times throughout the 19th and 20th centuries along with the 21st century. However, all the Christmas traditions of the various nations are reflected when visiting Santa’s winter wonderland.

Christmas In July

On July 4th the temperature in North Pole City was a balmy 52 degrees Fahrenheit under mostly sunny skies. Now, of course, Santa could make it warmer via his extensive Demi-Angel powers or even calling upon Summer nature deities. However, that wouldn’t be fair to the cold-loving Elves nor the various Snow, Ice, and Winter Nymphs who recently began frolicking about Santa’s domain. All the snow in town was melted except in areas magically managed by Jack Frost where Frosty The Snowman skip and slips about with glee. Mystical flowers of all colors bloom about amid the plethora of Evergreen trees and shrubs. Extra large naturally growing enchanted Poinsettia plants spot the landscape with striking crimson as well. The minority deciduous trees, also specially enchanted, are lush with green leaves. Santa planted them especially for Mrs. Claus so she could enjoy the iridescent leaves of autumn fluttering forth. Then there are the almost alien trees with leaves of blue, sky blue, and white designed by Santa, Mrs. Claus, and various nature nymphs and fairies. Despite all the signs of Summer, Christmas decor was adorned everywhere as usual. It truly was Christmas in July!

The Claus Family Flies About The American July Fourth Festivities

On the morning of July 4th, Mrs. Claus tended to her garden after a hearty breakfast at Claus Manor. Then Santa checked in with the Elves to launch Christmas In July. This included the first results of the Naughty Or Nice List and the first toy production runs based on spring planning sessions. Afterward, he hitched up the enchanted reindeer to his magical crimson sleigh, and the entire Claus Family hopped aboard. Santa, Mrs. Claus, and his perpetually young kids Nicholas, Jr. & Mary, flew at lightning fast speed to the shores of a deserted tropical island in the Pacific to enjoy a beach picnic along the serene seas. They spent several hours there before flying to the Continental United States to partake of various fireworks displays in approximately 24 different communities. Since the North Pole sun doesn’t set in the Summer they can’t enjoy fireworks there. However, their Christmas fireworks show is beyond anything you could ever hope to imagine!

The Independence Day Incident

All went well except for one unfortunate incident. In an undisclosed rural community somewhere in Missouri a deranged drunk staggered into Mrs. Claus spilling his beer all over her beautiful red dress. Three of his clearly intoxicated friends stood near him giggling like sad little children. Santa calmly, yet firmly, demanded he apologize to his wife. Instead, the inebriated guy let some choice expletives fly forth not only in front of Mrs. Claus but his kids as well. Both Nicholas, and Mary gasped in disbelief that such harsh language was allowed to reach their innocent ears. At the North Pole magical censoring bleeps swear words everywhere! It’s true the family is cloistered from the real world in a cleansed almost 1950’s atmosphere in their hidden sainted city. Thankfully, the magical atmosphere of the winter wonderland somewhat fades bad memories from the outside world.

Santa Claus Deals With The Unruly Drunks Who Insulted His Wife!

The over six foot four tall, heavy set, and imposing Santa Claus towered over the drunken twenty something individuals. Clearly the finest of the Millennial Generation! He then said, “I kindly ask that you apologize to my wife, and children for your immature behavior and all will be forgiven, my lads.” They all snickered sadistically as the guy foolishly punched Santa in the stomach after saying, “Here’s your apology old man!” The snide cackling immediately stopped as the guy gripped his hand in pain while Santa stood still unfazed by the attack. He smiled, and said, “Once again I must demand an apology for you have dishonored my wife, and corrupted my children with your unsavory behavior!” The guy gripping his hand screamed, “Beat the hell out of this bastard!” All four men then charged Santa Claus punching and kicking him with great effort. So much so that some of the guys fell down twice due to their drunken state. It was like attacking a giant redwood tree. Truly an insane act of pure idiocy! Mrs. Claus looked a bit shocked while the Claus Kids smirked just a bit clearly enjoying the domination their dad was displaying. The punching stopped rather quickly as it was very painful to their silly little human hands. Although, the kicking continued on a bit longer as they still held hope they’d beat the old man, and show him who was boss.

Santa Makes Peace

The out of breath fools were unable to budge Santa from his firm stance. The Great Claus just started laughing heartily, “Oh you crazy kids! Will you ever learn?” All the men held their hands in agony as one said, “What the hell are you made of? Steel?” Santa replied, “No just extra dense Angelic flesh. Now boys where’s my apology? I really must insist!” Santa took a step toward them and gave them a stern look as he started to unlace his large black belt. They then apologized to Santa, Holly, and the kids. He declared all was forgiven as he bear-hugged all three men. A subtle white light could be seen amid the huge hug. When it was over the men no longer felt the pain of their futile violent blows nor were they under the influence of the tons of alcohol they had consumed all day long. They just walked away silent in a shocked daze with thoughts of peace, and goodwill dancing about their minds with intermittent visions of sugar plum fairies. From that day forth their lives would change for the better forever! Unfortunately, they still never made it to the Nice List!

The Return To North Pole City

The world’s holiest family returned to their Christmas land of the Midnight Sun at about Midnight US Mountain Standard Time. Before retiring to sweet slumber Santa reviewed the latest Naughty Or Nice list he received from his Chief Elf. As he dreamed of sugar plum fairies, elated elves, rambunctious reindeer, and naughty Norse nymphs playing in the glittering snow a disturbing flaming apparition of the Devil appeared in his fireplace. He told Santa, “My sinful son the Anti-Christ will be born into this world soon, and your brother of darkness the Anti-Claus will return! Together we shall destroy Christmas, and every magical holiday that marshals the forces of all that is holy, and good. This shall be the dawn of the era of darkness. My demonic children of the night will replace humanity as the dominant species on this planet. Victory at the final battle of Armageddon will be ours as you burn to ash under my new unholy Sun! Your Christmas Star Of Bethlehem will be extinguished for all eternity amid my glorious reign of tantalizing terror! I promise your holy reign of light is about to end Saint Nicholas!”

Santa Awakens From A Psychic Nightmare

Santa woke up in a highly unusual cold sweat as he gazed over at the fireplace observing the chilling vision of the Devil’s face in the flames. The fire swirled about madly sending hot winds about the room with the hellish screaming maniacal laughter echoing everywhere. Santa waved his hand at the flames sending a cold white burst to instantly extinguish them while yelling, “Be gone you heathen of Hell!” There old Saint Nick sat silently in the darkness remembering his last run-in with the Devil at the First Battle Of Armageddon. The injuries he suffered at the hands of his cowardly twin brother the Anti-Claus. The faith of Father Christmas wavered for few moments but the Spirit Of Christmas reignited his belief that the Angels of Heaven would be victorious in their battles against the forces of darkness. If only he could bring them, and the Earthly Gods together to fight their common enemy while saving humanity & the Earth from damnation!

The above story happened in 2014 and thus far the Devil’s dark vision has yet to happen!

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