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Breaking News From New Orleans Mardi Gras March 2022!

Posted on March 1, 2022 by Paranormal Newsdesk — No Comments ↓

The Mardi Gras Joker And His Cult Members Spotted Milling Among The Crazed Crowds On The Streets Of New Orleans! Mystic Investigations Has Engaged The Filthy Fiend In Battle!

🎉The infamous underworld criminal and Voodoo Master known as The Mardi Gras Joker is the supernatural leader of said holiday. This alarming jester of darkness has been spotted with his fanatic Cult members targeting victims among the drunken crowds partaking of partying In New Orleans. They may kidnap people to toy with or straight-up sacrifice them. The MG Joker is also known to take damning videos and photos for use in blackmail. For this purpose, he looks for upscale people who have foolishly lowered their inhibitions. If you feel you’ve seen the Joker then contact Mystic Investigations or your nearest paranormal professionals for help! The Mystic Investigations Team and other supernatural specialists are on the ground in New Orleans! 🃏

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A battle royale is in progress within the New Orleans sewers as Mystic Investigations, The Bayou Knights, and Patriot Woman take on The MG Joker and his malevolent minions! The incident started with the kidnapping of several people! 🃏

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The Chicken Nuggets Werewolf

Posted on September 30, 2021 by Paranormal Newsdesk — No Comments ↓

📺Original Youtube Video…

It was New Year’s Day 2010 when 25-year-old Melodi Dushane showed up at the drive-thru of her local Toledo, Ohio McDonalds. She had a huge hunger for Chicken McNuggets but unfortunately for everyone, it was still breakfast time. The McDonald’s employees tried to explain to her that they had no chicken nuggets to give her until lunchtime. In the video, the man says it’s 10:30 AM but he was so shocked by the woman’s behavior he meant to say they don’t serve chicken nuggets before 10:30 AM. Clearly, it’s dark out so it was actually somewhere around 5:30 AM. This sent her into a rabid rage in which she tried to force her way into the drive-thru window while punching employees. She ended up smashing the window and sped away in her car. Police eventually tracked her down and she spent 60 days in jail along with having to pay for the drive-thru window repair.

Werewolf Exposed?

The original released surveillance video from the incident didn’t have audio. The video at the top of this page finally allows you to hear the audio that was censored by the US Paranormal Defense Agency. In it, you can hear the angry woman making growling sounds like a crazed animal. She also mentions taking her true form. We now know that she’s a Werewolf who had a deep craving for meat! Something not uncommon in the carnivorous werewolf species. The enhanced photo above shows the tell-tale sign of glowing orange eyes that indicates a werewolf in its human form.

Alcohol Intoxication Used To Cover Up The Werewolf

The Mcnugget madness was blamed on the woman being drunk but she was completely sober. She had consumed alcohol on New Year’s Eve but werewolves quickly metabolize it and they never get drunk. This is a classic US Paranormal Defense Agency cover-up technique. New Years Eve December 31st, 2009 was the time of the Yule Moon. This Full Moon is under the control of Saint Nicholas and The Spirit Of Christmas. It causes werewolves to transform into gentle fluffy white wolves or there is no transformation at all. Generally, those who have been werewolves longer tend to not transform under this Moon. However, those advanced werewolves who control their transformations can still turn into regular werewolves. It takes a lot more effort and often they are halted at wolfman or woman form.

Brave Member Of The Paranormal Community

The wacky woman was known to be a member of a werewolf pack who taught her how to control herself. Yet she was still a novice and gave in to her demonic DNA rather than letting the righteousness of the Yule Moon guide her. All werewolves face fighting the urges of this DNA while in human form. At present, she has mellowed and accepted the responsibility of the power she wields. She works bravely with the supernatural community to fight the forces of darkness while saving many innocent lives! Don’t judge her by this one incident!🐺

Ultra Lucky Six-Leaf Clover Found In North Carolina

Posted on April 27, 2021 by Paranormal Newsdesk — No Comments ↓

A blessed boy finds an ultra-rare and beyond lucky six-leaf clover in his backyard. He and his family live in North Carolina amid their already unusual yard teeming with four-leaf clovers. They have no idea how such rare clovers have flourished only on their property. After a thorough paranormal investigation, we now know these are grounds of fantastic fortune! Something rarely seen outside of Ireland. The home nation of Leprechauns and their bastion of good luck.

It seems some years ago on Saint Patrick’s Day a Leprechaun fought in an epic battle with a Clurichaun, aka Dark Leprechaun of bad luck, over his lucky pot of gold. The area with all the four-leaf clovers was the cloaked end of the rainbow where the Leprechaun stored lucky coins. In fact, a five-leaf clover should be there as well but it probably hasn’t been seen yet. The battle most likely happened during or after The Witching Hour as everyone was fast asleep. The Leprechaun would have taken careful measures to mask the fights sights and sounds via magic so as not to violate The Supernatural Secrecy Pact.

The Battle Between Good Luck And Evil Luck!

Ultimately, the Leprechaun was the victor in his destruction of the evil Clurichaun. The body would explode into green glitter that made the ground extra holy and lucky. The act of eradicating a being of bad luck by the hand of the Leprechaun creates good luck. This in addition to the luck of a Leprechaun scurrying about the same spot along with his pot of gold resting there. The glorious glitter infused the soil with the enchanted essence of the emerald isle thus causing clover to spring forth. The luckiest of the four-leaf variety. Eventually, a six-leaf emerged which always happens on sainted soils where an evil Leprechaun met his maker.

The four-leaf clovers already have immense good fortune but the six-leaf can literally make dreams come true if used properly in the hands of an experienced magician or other well-versed member of the supernatural world. A seven-leaf clover can grant wishes on its own but is only found within the Leprechaun Capital of Lucky Lake in Ireland. These are found on wells of natural good luck or where a fallen Leprechaun has been buried. No matter what this family has a bright future of lovely luck!🍀