Who Are The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s?

The Ten Gallon Hat MetanaturalsThe Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s are a famous team of American paranormal warriors that originated in 1830’s Texas, and really came into it’s own in the Wild West of the late 1800’s.  In the 21st century they’re best known for talking down the infamous Jason Voorhees of Friday The 13th fame back in 1999.  The Metanatural’s are mostly made up of talented humans, superhuman’s, and even some paranormal beings. They are largely comprised of the descendants of past members with very little recruitment into their tight knit ranks. The Leader Is Jake Crockett, a descendant of the fantastical folk hero frontiersman Davy Crockett. Davy himself was considered the first Ten Gallon as he became the natural leader of the then Secret Fraternal Society Of Frontiersman, aka SFSF when spoken about in the presence of non-members.  Their main objective was taking down the ever growing supernatural scourge in Texas.  The group was very small, and localized until after the Civil War when the great plains land rush greatly increased the human,and paranormal population of the wild west. The Secret Fraternal Society Of Frontiersman merged with various other organizations, mainly made up of cowboys battling the forces of evil, and they finally became The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s.  The term Ten Gallon Hat only came into mainstream use in 1925 but their secretive organization first utilized the term in 1872.  The late 1800’s into the early 1900’s was considered the heyday of the grand group as they cleaned up the old west of unwanted vampires, werewolves, zombies, poltergeists, dark magical practitioners, and all manner of metaphysical malevolence.  Thanks to them we only have stories of cowboys, and gun fighters rather than paranormal pandemonium.

Their Take Down Of Jason Voorhees
Somewhere in a secluded Texas woodland a lake side summer camp experienced the horror of Jason Voorhees on Friday, August 13, 1999. The various residents of the summer camp foolishly, as a joke, renamed their lake Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon. It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there.  Thankfully the most talented psychic member of the Ten Gallon’s caught a vision of Jason, and the supernatural specialists swooped in before too much carnage took place.  He had slayed two camp counselors, and a teen camper before finally being taken down with extreme prejudice!  The Metanatural’s battled several Voorhee’s Cult Members, including the Dark Witch Cult Leader Secilia, who were all willing to die for Jason.  By the end of the night Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful Priest. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence.

Current Status Of The Ten Gallon’s
The Metanatural’s are some of the most wanted individuals in the dark supernatural community of the Western United States. You build up a lot of enemies when you battle the forces of evil relentlessly for nearly 150 years! They keep a very low profile when possible, and have a hidden headquarters. You can’t just go visit their Texan stronghold in the same way you can visit the offices of Mystic Investigations.  They still mainly battle the forces of evil in the old west but travel to other areas every so often.  After learning of Jason’s recent physical resurrection on Friday, November 13th, 2015 they released the following short statement to the supernatural community:

“We will hunt the blasphemous bastard Jason Voorhees down like the mangy man eating dog that he is! Then we’re coming for his demented Voorhees Cult next!  We destroyed him once before, and we’ll do it again!”

Mystic Investigations Executive Vice-President, and 700 something vampire Drake Alexander has had the pleasure of fighting alongside the Metanatural’s every so often. Particularly back in the old west.  Drake is one of the few non-members allowed to aid in their quest to cleanse all things diabolical from west of the Mississippi. Hopefully one or all of us together will finally wipe the Earth of the Voorhees menace once, and for all!

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