Who Are The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s?
The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s are a famous team of American paranormal warriors that originated in 1830’s Texas. These magnificent bastards really came into their own in the Wild West of the late 1800’s. In the 21st century, they’re best known for talking down the infamous Jason Voorhees of Friday The 13th fame back in 1999. The Metanatural’s are mostly made up of talented humans, superhumans, and even some paranormal beings. They are largely comprised of the descendants of past members with minimal outside recruitment into their tight-knit ranks. The Leader Is Jake Crockett, a descendant of the fantastical folk hero frontiersman Davy Crockett. Davy himself was considered the first Ten Gallon as he became the natural leader of the then Secret Fraternal Society Of Frontiersmen, aka SFSF when spoken about in the presence of non-members.
The Secret Fraternal Society Of Frontiersmen
The SFSF’s main objective was taking down the ever-growing supernatural scourge in Texas. The group was very small and localized until after the Civil War when the great plains land rush seriously increased the human and paranormal population of the wild west. The Secret Fraternal Society Of Frontiersmen merged with various other organizations, mainly made up of cowboys battling the forces of evil. It was only then they finally became The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s. The term Ten Gallon Hat only came into mainstream use in 1925 but their secretive organization first utilized the term in 1872. The late 1800’s into the early 1900’s was considered the heyday of the grand group as they cleaned up the old west of unwanted vampires, werewolves, zombies, poltergeists, dark magical practitioners, and all manner of metaphysical malevolence. Thanks to them we only have historical stories of cowboys, gunfighters, gold miners, ranchers, and Native Americans rather than perplexing paranormal pandemonium.
The Take Down Of Jason Voorhees
Somewhere in a secluded Texas woodland, a lake-side summer camp experienced the horror of Jason Voorhees on Friday, August 13, 1999. The various residents of the summer camp foolishly, as a joke, renamed their lake “Crystal Lake” after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon[Ad]. It certainly caught the real Jason’s attention and a horrifying killing spree took place thereafter. Thankfully, the most talented psychic member of the Ten Gallon’s caught a vision of Jason. That’s when the supernatural specialists swooped in before too much carnage took place. Jason had slayed two camp counselors and a teen camper before finally being taken down with extreme prejudice!
Metanatural Warriors Deal With The Crazed Voorhees Cult
The Metanatural’s battled several Voorhees Cult Members, including the Dark Witch Cult Leader Secilia. These fanatical freaks were all willing to die for their pseudo-god Jason! By the end of the night, Voorhees zombified corpse was beheaded and doused in holy oil. For good measure, it was also lit ablaze with holy fire under the supervised blessing of a powerful Priest. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the patron Demon behind Jason. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence left behind.
Current Status Of The Ten Gallons
The Metanatural’s are some of the most wanted individuals on the evil side of the supernatural community in the Western United States. You build up a lot of enemies when you battle the forces of darkness relentlessly for nearly 150 years! They keep a very low profile when possible and have a hidden headquarters in the heart of Texas. You can’t just go visit their Texan stronghold in the same way you can visit our offices here at Mystic Investigations. They still mainly do battle with blasphemous behemoths in their neck of the woods but travel to other areas every so often. After learning of Jason’s physical resurrection on Friday, November 13th, 2015 they released the following short statement to the supernatural community:
“We will hunt the blasphemous bastard Jason Voorhees down like the mangy man-eating dog that he is! Then we’re coming for his demented Voorhees Cult next! We destroyed him once before, and we’ll do it again! We will travel to the ends of the Earth if need be! The Ten Gallon Hat Metanaturals will not rest until Jason goes straight to Hell!”
Unfortunately, thus far Jason has eluded them on the various Friday The 13th’s he’s surfaced to deal his deadly blows to youthful humankind! Both he and his misguided Cult learned the lessons of their defeats. Thankfully, the Ten Gallons, and the rest of us in the paranormal community, have kept Jason’s carnage to a minimum. We’ve also drastically reduced the reach of the vexing Voorhees Cult and their malicious machinations throughout the years in master Jason’s name! Outside of Voorhees Hunting, The Ten Gallons have been at the forefront of keeping Texas safe from things that go bump in the dark shadows of the nefarious night. There they have been known to work closely with the far less secretive Texas Supernatural Anti-Terror Society.
Mystic Investigations Link To The Ten Gallon Hat Metanaturals
Mystic Investigations Executive Vice-President and 700-something vampire Drake Alexander has had the pleasure of fighting alongside the Metanaturals every so often. Particularly back in the Old West. Drake is one of the few non-members allowed to aid in their quest to cleanse all things diabolical from west of the Mississippi. They’ve offered him membership a number of times but Drake likes to keep his options global. Through Drake we’ve had a few cooperative efforts with the Metanaturals in eradicating various paranormal threats. Hopefully, one, or all of us together, will finally wipe the Earth clean of the Voorhees menace once and for all!🤠