Is The Incredible Hulk Real?

Yes Hulks are real rare supernatural creatures of immense size with insanely mammoth muscles combined with an almost Neanderthal to minor monstrous facial appearance!  However the Japanese Fukushima Nuclear Disaster created an unprecedented quantity of new Hulks.  Stories specific to the comic book, television, and motion picture versions of the Incredible Hulk are fictional but most likely exist in parallel Universes.  Hulks form when a human with the Hulk Gene comes into contact with massive doses of Gamma Radiation. Obviously most humans would get radiation sickness, and die when exposed to gamma rays. Generally these are unintended incidents at nuclear power plants, ground zero nuclear blasts, and scientific research facilities that bring about the metamorphosis of human into a monstrous giant green Hulk. The green hulk is the most common form but they can also be other colors including gray, red, gold, blue, purple, and black due to varying factors.  Some may even retain their natural skin color. In addition various governments, and clandestine organizations have been searching for people with the Hulk Gene so they can harness the awesome rage filled power that lies within for military applications.

In actuality all humans have the Hulk Gene in their Junk DNA that theoretically contains every possible super power that exists.  This is the biological power manifestation of our higher dimensional human souls. However the Hulk Gene, or any other paranormal power DNA, must generally be switched on for it to have the potential to manifest powers.The Hulk is considered the pinnacle of biological supernatural strength, and indestructibility due to the sheer maximum density of muscular cellular structures. It’s said that strength wise the Hulk is potentially the apex humanoid predator of the planet putting even vampires, werewolves, and Sasquatch to shame!  Hulks also have deeply enhanced speed, agility, and senses.  An average Hulk can grow anywhere from seven to nine feet tall with weight in the one ton range within seconds of metamorphic triggering.  That triggering is of course anger, and in some cases deep fright.  Once anger, or heightened emotional states have subsided the creature will de-transform back to human just as quickly.  The massive transformation, fueled by the Hulk Gene, and it’s link to metaphysical energy, creates exponential paranormal cellular growth. The journey back to human however causes a shedding of cells not seen in entertainment versions of the Incredible Hulk.  When a Hulk returns to being human they will find themselves lying in a gargantuan pool of green cellular goo!  Ewwwww!

In human form a Hulk is invulnerable to radiation, and will never get cancer.  They will have somewhat enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses.  That increases with heightened emotional states just on the verge of causing full on transformation.  They will have moderately developed muscles without exercising, and can easily become body builders with minimal weight training.  Their appetites are often double that of normal humans, and they require six meals a day which goes along with their natural fast metabolism.  If you see someone totally pigging out, and they’re in good shape then you may have a Hulk on your hands.  You will never see an overweight Hulk.

Both males, and females can be Hulks.  Interestingly transformed female Hulks appear more human with less muscle mass, and a softening of broad facial features.  Another overlooked fact is that all Hulks are naked unless they take special countermeasures in advance.  I don’t care how strong their denim pants are.  Those things are ripping off along with the underwear.  It’s the same principle as a Werewolf transformation.  You don’t usually see Werewolves running around with a pair of torn pants on. LOL! Naturally entertainment media incarnations of the Hulk must have them wearing torn clothes for censorship purposes.

When in a complete rage the Hulk is more or less like a dangerous animal.  As it calms a Huge Hulky Poobit aspects of it’s human personality will forge forth, and they will have at least a child like comprehension of right, and wrong.  Generally if a person, or something else triggered the transformation that will be the object of the hulks destructive tendencies.  They are generally driven by pure instinct, and the last thoughts of their human self before transmuting to Hulk.  This can be rather convenient for people who hulk out with a mission in mind.  It can be easily completed inadvertently by the Hulk even with their toddler like intelligence.  Like Werewolves, and other Therianthropes, Hulks can eventually learn to control their transformations over time so that they may instantly hulk out at will.  Some may even be able to maintain some level of human consciousness instead of being pushed into their minds in an unconscious state with no memory of their hulkishness.  After many years of practice they could have a complete memory of what happened as a back seat observer similar to split personalities not active at the moment.  Others might achieve real control over their Hulk, and utter simple words, and catch phrases such as “Hulk Smash!” Most of the time Hulks emit monstrous echoing roars that make a Lion sound like a sissy.

Hulks are not immortal despite the amazing cellular growth of their transformations.  The deteriorated telomere, the hallmark of aging, is not regenerated but it does deteriorate far less than standard humans.  In addition some general cell damage, and toxins are remedied during hulk outs.  Due to this they can live an extremely long time, look young, and remain active at a very old age.  It’s plausible for a Hulk to live for up to 200 years! The Hulks physical age is based on the humans age, and the Hulk itself never ages. So theoretically if someone was permanently in Hulk form they would probably be immortal.  However when not the Hulk the human subject still ages.  A higher frequency of transformations equals a slower aging process.  Also continued exposure to gamma radiation increases life expectancy, and strength as well.

Due to the gamma radiation factor it’s thought that Hulks were virtually unheard of beforeThe-Hulk the Nuclear Age of the 20th century. The first recorded Hulk was a scientist named Axel Emerson.  He was studying gamma rays in a US government lab in 1927.  Axel accidentally overdosed on radiation, and transformed into a Hulk.  The first transformation always occurs upon radiation exposure, and complete activation of the Hulk Gene whether the subject was angry or not. He destroyed the lab, and killed two members of the staff including an armed guard whose rifle was useless against the huge green behemoth.  Several others in the research facility suffered major to minor injuries. Axel escaped, and actually came back to work the next day since he had no memory of what happened.  He was quickly detained by military personnel who told him what happened. Silent film footage of some of his destruction was witnessed, and he suddenly became deeply agitated causing another Hulk out.  This time he crashed through the wall, and ran away. Over the past century there have been unconfirmed sightings of his human, and Hulk self.  He is still on the US Paranormal Defense Agencies Top 100 Most Wanted List (Top 10).  The agency also actively covers up all public exposure incidents of anyone on a Hulk rampage.  At least a handful of times supposed Earthquake destruction was actually a Hulk going nuts!

Many Hulks end up living a nomadic life moving from town to town taking up odd jobs, and helping out the weak in a quest to find a purpose in life.  Some even hope to find a cure but none have found one.  They’re also on the run from the government, paranormal investigators, and supernatural hunters who wish to unlock their genetic secrets, or simply eradicate them.  They fear hurting innocent people, and are reluctant to forge close relationships.  Some who truly gain control over their alter ego might settle down, and raise a family.  At least one of their children is likely to possess the Hulk gene but all will be well so as long as they steer clear of those pesky gamma rays. Those who are evil humans are the most dangerous in Hulk form. They are the ones who appear the most monstrous!

Those Hulks who stumble upon the complete paranormal world have attempted to trade their Hulk in for another supernatural being.  Attempts at becoming vampires, werewolves, and just about anything else have failed. It seems even the powerful demonic based Vampire, and Lycanthrope virus dies in a Hulks body whether in human or Hulk form. There’s no record of Vampire or Werewolf Hulks.  In addition Hulks are immune to the Zombie Virus.  Interestingly a non-activated Hulk never exposed to gamma rays can become a vampire, werewolf, and zombie yet upon exposure to radiation their Hulk Gene cures them of those conditions, and they become pure Hulk.  This is another reason Cryptozoologists want to study the Hulk since it could be a cure for the zombie virus, and other supernatural beings who want to be human again.  Despite this Hulks with psychokinetic powers activated will still possess them in human form while not in Hulk form unless they have maintained some level of their human consciousness.

If you spot a Hulk we recommend staying calm, and still to prevent further rage filled rampages of death, and destruction.  Dropping to the fetal position, and playing dead is the best defense. Hulks like live subjects to throw, and bat around like rag dolls. Do not make eye contact!  Do not run away!  Do not wield a weapon, and certainly do not shoot a gun!  You will only anger it further which fuels more strength within.  Currently there is no known method of repellent, or extermination for a Hulk.  Although it is theorized that those possessing the rare power of Radiokinesis, aka the manipulation of radiation, might be able to absorb the gamma rays infused within the Hulk, and de-transform him back into a human.  It’s not known if this is temporary or an actual cure for Hulkism as the gamma radiation is mystically infused with metaphysical energy via the Chakra’s.  If you’ve seen a Hulk or suspect someone is a Hulk please contact your nearest private paranormal professional ASAP!

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