Who Is The Plague Doctor?

The History Of Medieval Plague Doctors

The Black Death, also known as The Plague or Bubonic Plague, was the most deadly pandemic in human history!  The devastation of the disease peaked in mid 14th century Europe and took the lives of up to 200 million people. Some say the Black Plague was one of the first biological warfare experiments gone horribly wrong! There are also rumors of supernatural origins. During these deeply diseased Medieval times, there were special individuals known as Plague Doctors. They were tasked with treating deadly plague-ridden patients and were mainly second-rate doctors. In essence, they were signing up for a death sentence since most of them died while in service to the community. They wore the distinctive bird beak masks you see in the photos on this page. These masks were meant to protect them from putrid air which was mistakenly seen as the cause of most diseases. They would often place aromatic items within the beak to supposedly filter out contaminants in the air.

The Blasphemous Birth Of The Plague Doctor Of Diseased Doom!

Most of these plague doctors, throughout the various plagues of the many centuries Black Death Spirit Mortimerpreceding the 19th, died from the deadly contagions in service to society under the direction of their locality. A rare few lived long enough to die from some other medical condition such as injury or old age. However, one Doctor never died! His name was Dr. Darius Maximilian. Dr. Darius Death, as he later became known, was born on Friday, April 13th, 1313 in Rome, Italy. He was a Doctor who often took delight in butcher like amputations which were usually unnecessary.  He also relished in performing insane medical experiments on unsuspecting patients he lulled into submission via his handsome exterior and charismatic persona!

A Serial Killer With A Love For Epic Epidemics

Later in life, he became enamored with the exponentially destructive power of contagious diseases.  Not surprisingly he was a serial killer who reveled in the sheer spectacle of horrific types of death. Rather than help treat patients he actually spread the sinister sickness whenever possible. We’re not saying he was solely responsible for making the Plague pandemic the worst in history. Especially considering he was only human at the time as far as we can tell.  However, he sure helped it along wherever he would travel. Unlike the other Plague Doctors who stayed within their local area, he traveled about Europe. Somehow he never caught the deadly diseases he was exposed to. More than likely he was born with an impressive immune system! There was a point where he didn’t care about getting paid with money from various cities. His payment was the human suffering he witnessed with wayward glee! It energized him and made him excited to get up every morning.

The Rise To Paranormal Power

Slowly but surely he began subsisting off the pure dark metaphysical energy of human fear, misery, and death that run rampant throughout Europe. Day by day he inadvertently began eating less food as the evil energy sustained him. He soon realized that he was acquiring paranormal power by soaking up the very energized essence of tragedy. His aging process miraculously began stabilizing throughout this macabre mechanism. The demented Doctor Of Death realized the fountain of youth and immortality were his for the taking thanks to the despicable gift of death forced upon another against their will. Really though it’s thought that purely by accident he tapped into a subconscious mental process similar to that found in a Ghoul. Although, there was no cannibalistic urge to consume dead human flesh. There was a point where he ceased being human and became a self-made supernatural entity known as the nefarious Plague Doctor.  A Dark Immortal with enough negative spiritual energy surging through him to alter his biology so he absorbed all manner of disease thereby becoming an Asymptomatic Carrier without suffering from symptoms.  A dream come true for this sadistic bastard!

The Plague Doctors Lords: Pestilence And Death

There is anecdotal evidence that his journey may not have been entirely self-created. We have the suggestion that the aromatic items he placed in his beak mask might have been of magical origin. A gift from a dark practitioner of magic who saw promise in him. It’s said the macabre mask may provide some level of protection if he’s ever weakened. We do know at some time he began worshiping Pestilence, one of the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse. A witness lived to tell the tale of how he sacrificed healthy people on an altar by infecting them with deadly biological toxins as he prayed for Pestilence to arrive on Earth. Naturally, the evil exploits perpetrated by the Plague Doctor yielded great admiration from the deadliest of The Four Horsemen. Death himself!  To this day he continues to bow before the altars of both Death and Pestilence. This grants him further power and paranormal protections! In turn, his undying loyalty, and human sacrifices grant them the power of more souls making them stronger for upcoming apocalypses! And of course, the final supernatural showdown known as Armageddon!

The Perplexing Powers Of The Plague Doctor

The Plague Doctors’ powers include his Dark Immortal status intertwined with a unique sinister soul that is neither human nor demon. It is something else? Dark Immortality is a conditional lack of aging that requires a continuous influx of dark metaphysical energy by various despicable means. This enchanted energy also affords him superhuman strength, speed, agility, and enhanced senses at varying degrees dependent on said energy levels. Generally, he’s at his height of power after the ritual sacrifices to his precious Pestilence and Death!  It’s said during these times his eyes may glow a toxic brown color. The staff he almost always carries with him may be a mobile Altar to his dark deities. It’s the original staff he had from the dark ages with a winged hourglass on the end meaning that time is fleeting when the Plague Doctor is afoot!  Back before he had powers it merely was used to beat off plague-ridden mobs. Now it’s a metaphysical power conduit that may possibly grant him extra powers when he’s weakened. It could also act as an energy channeling mechanism when dealing with an armada of adversaries.

Dangerous Disease Manipulation Abilities

The Plague Doctor can absorb any disease on Earth within his body, and allow it to lie dormant until he picks, and chooses it to surface at will.  Dr. Death can then transmit it to anyone he has close contact with. Despite rumors it is doubtful he could heal anyone as that is the opposite power of dark energy. Any healing abilities would involve invoking his unholy Gods. As the ultimate asymptomatic carrier of disease from medieval times until now, he could very well be Patient Zero of any given epidemic or pandemic apocalypse!  He also learned how to exponentially accelerate, combine, and manipulate disease within his body, and in his diabolical experimentation labs. This courtesy of acquiring Virokinetic powers. The telekinetic power of disease manipulation.  All humans have every psychokinetic power lying dormant in our Junk DNA courtesy of our God-like higher dimensional souls. It makes sense he was able to activate this particular power even if he wasn’t born with it. Virokinesis comes in handy when you want to quickly sacrifice someone with a normally slow-acting disease. The Plague Doctor has been known to sacrifice victims on his alarming Altar via violent Flu symptoms hyper-accelerated, and left untreated!

Attempted Mastery Of Evil Energy Manipulation

Doctor Death has developed some level of Ergokinesis or energy manipulation powers. He has a limited ability to direct his dark spiritual energies into people’s bodies thereby further fostering disease and causing general physical deterioration. It’s thought that he can absorb such powers but usually only does so once the patient has just died. The reason for this is the fact that taking away such negative energies could cause them to heal!  However, he has been known to steal away dark energy from demonic entities such as Demi-Demons, Vampires, and even Warlocks! Rumors indicate he’s been practicing directly looping the dark energy of enemies who pose an immediate physical threat to him. This would be a last-ditch effort since it drains his power reserves thereby exposing him to potential rapid aging that could lead to an immediate painful death! Here we have a potential weakness if someone such as a powerful Psychic Vampire could drain his evil energy entirely!

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A Chance Meeting With Slenderman And The Manipulation Of Mental Health

After a run-in with the sinister Slender Man, it’s said that The Plague Doctor acquired the psychosomatic Slender Sickness. The Doctor was briefly affected but became one of the few on Earth to fight it off, and become immune! He then began looking into mind over matter as an illness mechanism. In essence, manipulating a victim’s mind to actually manufacture a real biological disease in their bodies! If nothing else to create hypochondria, and mental illness in a weak-willed human for his own enjoyment.  Some say he’s responsible for the recent surge In OCD cases! His good looks, and charming demeanor along with learning hypnosis have aided in this ever-growing skill set. He’s also dabbled in the Placebo Effect and the Nocebo Effect to play cat and mouse mind games with innocent people. Utilizing fake medications and other substances to manifest symptoms and temporary cures in people. The joy of watching a roller coaster ride of false hope and demented despair!

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Who Are The Oath Breakers?

Although a loner at heart, the Plague Doctor realized there was only so much pain, and death he could deliver alone.  He began enlisting the help of evil humans who showed great promise.  He called them his Oath Breakers. Those who defy the Hippocratic Oath of healing.  These Oath Breakers can be doctors, nurses, scientists, government officials, pharmacists, pharmaceutical executives, and anyone else in a medical related career who wants to gain power through the spread of disease, death, and destruction.  These pathetic individuals can also be involved in the food service, and agricultural industries as well.  It’s said that various E. Coli outbreaks across the world are caused by these sick puppies!

The Allure Of The Plague Doctor To The Power Hungry & The Weak Minded

The Plague Doctor lures mentally vulnerable people to serve within his dark deceptive web with promises of riches, social status, sexual fantasies and even immortal powers.  Ultimately many of them end up dead after their usefulness has come to a close.  As far as we know the Plague Doctor cannot grant someone else powers. However, his promise of riches is easily kept most of the time through theft! His loyal group of sycophants will provide sexual favors upon his command. The Oath Breakers are under the general Plague Doctor Cult made up of supernatural beings, and humans of varying importance. They all come together under the blasphemous banner of worshiping at the feet of their unholy Lord and savior The Plague Doctor.  Although some have no idea they are apart of his diabolical organization, and act as useful idiots who are quickly disposed of when the Doctor and his crazy cohorts are done with them! Learn More About The Doctors Sick Cult…

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The Female Plague Doctor Typhoid Mary

The infamous Typhoid Mary, aka Mary Mallon, is The Plague Doctors Chief Lieutenant, and right-hand woman in epidemic evil. She is the closest thing to a female Plague Doctor, and has also acquired immortality through living off the dark metaphysical energies of diseased suffering, and death!  Her feminine wiles are an effective tool in infiltrating affluent homes, and facilities to spread disease. Even to this day she enjoys posing as a cook to spread disease as this was her profession when she was a human. Mary is currently in charge of the Oath Breakers, and the Plague Doctor Cult under the direct orders of the Plague Doctor himself.  She provides a convenient protective insulation for him, and she also acts as his Asymptomatic Disease backup should anything happen to him! Learn More About The Terrifying Typhoid Mary…

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The Plague Doctor Today

The perplexing Plague Doctor still walks among us in modern times in his trademark black robe or long trench coat. As always he dons his disturbing bird beak mask which has been seen as white or black in color.  It seems the black mask indicates death is near for a victim. He is sometimes referred to as The Black Death when he dons the dark mask.  There are indications that he will remove the mask, and dress in appropriate attire so he can mingle among scientists in various government, and private research labs around the world where deadly viruses and bacteria are studied. It’s thought that he had some hand in the creation of the AIDS Virus which was being studied as a form of biological warfare. The Plague Doctor has also been linked to the notorious Zika Virus and Coronavirus scares!

Monstrous Human Size Viruses And Bacteria Walking Among Us!

Doctor Death jumps at any chance to aid anyone working to create deadly diseases.  In the 20th century, he began experimenting with supernatural diseases such as the Zombie Virus.  It’s said that one of his top dreams is to see global death and destruction at the hands of a Zombie-like Pandemic.  His master plan is to create a mixed Pandemic Apocalypse he can relish in as a job well done.  However, his nightmarish vision doesn’t stop there! He wants to actually foster an enchanted evolution process that brings us sapient viruses, bacteria, and other monstrous microbes walking on two or more feet across the planet in human size form or larger!  Meanwhile, the diseased remnants of humanity would stagger about the Earth eternally suffering, and in fear of his brave new dark petri dish of unimaginable terrors!

The Plague Doctor May Mingle Amid Costumed Celebrations

The current whereabouts of the Plague Doctor and his ominous oath-breaking servants are unknown. We do know that his central headquarters lies somewhere in Europe. He is currently number 8 on the US government’s secret supernatural most wanted list. The master of pandemics takes 6th place on the private paranormal community’s most-wanted list.  The Doctor Of Deadly Diabolical Disease walks among the sinister shadows stealthy so most likely you will never see him unless it’s Halloween, Mardi Gras, or there’s some costumed festival taking place where he can mingle with crowds to more easily spread illnesses both physical and mental.  Don’t let the innocent fun of these lively events lull you into complacency!  If you spot him then most likely you’re about to enter a seriously sickly hell on Earth!  We recommend immediately contacting Mystic Investigations, the Plague Doctor Pacifiers, a powerful practitioner of magic, a Virokinesis Master, or a reputable paranormal crime-fighting firm.

Colloidal Silver As A Possible Plague Doctor Repellent

We recommend heading down to the nearest nutritional supplement store or look online to get some Colloidal Silver. This indigestible type of silver is the only known non-magical way to fight many communicable disease’s the Plague Doctor might give you. It also repels him to some extent. There are reports of people dousing him with huge jugs of Colloidal Silver and it seriously wiped that smug smile off his face as he retreated. Silver has always been known as a powerful Universal antibiotic and perhaps it could be a threat to all the diseases he has brewing in his blasphemous body. It’s possible that silver implements could harm him as well. Wearing silver has very little effect.

Doctor Death Will Mess With Your Mind!

Unfortunately, the silver will not prevent him from messing with your mind. This he can do from some safe distance away. In such a case you will need a powerful practitioner of magic to intervene on your behalf.  Just as we called out the Slender Man some years ago, we here at Mystic Investigations called out the Plague Doctor and his wretched unmerry band of Oath Breakers!  We will not allow you to destroy our home! The Planet Earth! The living embodiment of Goddess Gaia Mother Nature! Interestingly enough we ran into The Plague Doctor amid a plot to spread disease in New York on Valentines Day 2018!

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The Plague Doctor’s Future Plans?

The Plague Doctor dreams of a Multi-Pandemic Apocalypse where most of humanity is wiped from the face of the Earth?  Only a small number would remain as zombies along with monstrous deformed, and diseased creatures made immortal through his power thereby leaving them in a permanent hell on Earth!  He would however like some humans left for forced breeding so he can continue his medical experiments!  And of course the rise of macroscopic viruses, and bacteria transforming Earth into a truly alien world! The Doctor would need to master the art of manipulating the vampire, werewolf, and other monster-based viruses to control said beings. There would also need to be a wayward warping of Mother Nature to keep various deities in check. It’s thought there would be alliances with dark Underworld Gods to help achieve this goal.

A Universal Plague Across Alien Worlds?

In addition, The Four Horsemen Of Armageddon have promised the despicable Doctor transport to Extraterrestrial worlds to continue his macabre medical madness across the Galaxy, and beyond!  This would be apart of his reward for delivering Earth into their horrifying hands! We can only hope the forces of good prevent this filthy fiend from eternally planet hopping about the Universe exterminating entire sapient species, and eventually causing the fabled Universal Pandemic! A master disease with no cure that can literally travel through self-created spacial wormholes and infest every planet and living being in our entire reality! Even if he can’t attain this sickening scenario in our Universe he could easily perpetuate it in one or more Parallel Universes!


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Dress Up As The Plague Doctor For Halloween If You Dare!  Beware That You May Attract The Attention Of The Real Plague Doctor Or Plague Doctor Slayers On The Prowl! You May Also End Up Having Oath Keepers & Other Lackeys Bowing At Your Feet Ready To Serve You!

 


“We Need Another Plague To Weed Out The Weak!” The Plague Doctor

Is The Greatest American Hero Based On A True Story?

Can Super Suits Give People Powers?
The early 80’s television series The Greatest American Hero was the story of a school teacher named Ralph Hinkley who received a superhero suit from extraterrestrials.  The suit gave him fantastical powers for the purpose of aiding humankind. Unfortunately it took him time to gain some mastery of the few powers he knew of since he lost the instruction book that came with the suit. The central powers were superhuman strength, speed, and agility along with flight, and even invisibility. Ralph was also able to deflect bullets, shake off being hit by speeding vehicles, and withstand explosives.  Of course the powers were in the suit so he became a normal human once he removed it.  The television show itself was an original creation of the late Stephen J Cannell, and wasn’t the retelling of real history kept hidden from humankind. Amazingly enough a number of fictional works are actually based on real supernatural stories!

How Did The Greatest American Hero Super Suit Work?
All we know from the TV show is that the suit was bonded to Ralph, or a chosen user’s, DNA.  Otherwise it was useless to anyone else who wore it. However one episode shows how the suit can’t be destroyed by any means which might indicate anyone could wear it as armor. Although the force of fist blows, or bullets might still injure an unauthorized wearer. In the same way a bullet proof jacket prevents people from getting shot yet the force of the projectile hitting them hurts like hell!  Anything else about the inner workings of the super suit are conjecture. Clearly though the aliens had great technology so it wasn’t based on magic. More than likely the suit employed other worldly nanotechnology, or the manipulation of matter at a microscopic scale.  Plausibly the suit was constructed of nanofibers along with being managed by nanobots, or intelligent microscopic robots, and computer processors.  These nanobots may have been responsible for the interface between the super clothing, and the human body.

Three Fantastical Tales Of Real Super Powered Suits!
As far as we know there is no indication of aliens giving any humans a super suit in any historical records.  Not even in the secret supernatural record only accessible by those of us in the true paranormal community.  However there are three verifiable incidents of people receiving super powered suits. These incidents were recorded by reputable witnesses in some cases. Many were culled from the minds of powerful psychics, mystics, and seers. In some cases names are withheld to protect the innocent, and their families from paranormal power players, and the government! For the purposes of this article we aren’t going to mention every mythological object, or article of clothing that was imbued with some manner of power. We’re talking about a modern era superhero outfit with a full complement of superhuman abilities.

The World War II Superman And The Genie
A young 18 year old was drafted into World War II within the Pacific battlefront against the Japanese in 1942. His plane was downed in the ocean, and a Japanese boat took him prisoner.  He was placed into a work camp with non-Japanese Asians on an uncharted island at the time.  The downtrodden, and malnourished slaves became invigorated by the brash young soldier. They looked to him as a beacon of hope who would somehow miraculously engineer their escape from the living hell of the work camp!  The soldier made two escape attempts but failed! He ended up being beaten severely the second time.  He was kept alive since the Japanese camp commander enjoyed toying with him, and hoped he could be of some value someday. Perhaps as part of a prisoner exchange with America.

The painfully bedridden soldier paged through his Superman comic, and wished he had the power to help the people held prisoner. Their hope slipped away, and they sobbed in agony as they had before he arrived.  A month later he was healed, and plotted one last escape even though he had been warned he would be killed if he tried again! This time he actually made it to the beach where he had ditched a flare when he first arrived before being searched.  He found it buried in the sand, and would wait until nightfall in the hopes of alerting a US air squadron of the enemy camp’s location. While on the beach he read his Superman comic again, and wished with all his heart he had such powers, and abilities. Suddenly something moved in the sand near him.  He uncovered an exotic looking bottle made of pink, and purple glass bobbing back, and forth seemingly on its own.  He popped the lid free after struggling with it.  Shockingly a huge plume of pink smoke flew forth.  It’s aroma was that of the most alluring perfume ever.  As the smoke cleared a beguiling beauty wearing a violet bikini, and billowing wisps of see through pink clothing stood before him. Before he could say a word the Genie said,”Greetings Master! Your Three Wishes Are My Command!”

Genies are a tricky sort since they’re usually angry for being locked in a bottle, and permanently tied to it for eternity. His wishes were hurriedly made without thinking things through since he was so shocked, and in awe by the entire revelation of a Genie being real! His first wish was clumsy blurted out as,”I wish I was like Superman!” So naturally the naughty Genie simply gave him a useless Superman costume.  She laughed as he became enraged at being tricked. He immediately said “I wish for Superman’s powers dammit”!  He wasn’t specific enough, and she put the powers into the suit.  He got even angrier when he tried to lift a boulder, and hurt his back.  However she responded,”The powers are in the suit dummy!”  He was annoyed at not having the powers within him but eagerly put the suit on to test it. Indeed he had super abilities beyond that of mere mortals! He was happy now but really wanted the powers for himself. He was about to make that his third wish when the Genie stripepd naked, and began seducing him. In a moment of weakness without thinking he wished he could make love to her. So indeed she complied! Not surprisingly he wasn’t furious about being tricked again since the sex was supernatural, and beyond belief! This is a common tactic used among Genies for the purpose of getting you to waste a wish.

After his sandy escapade the Genie blew back in her bottle to await a new Master.  The soldier then flew to the camp as Superman, and lay waste to the facility of damnation.  He eradicated the Japanese troops, and freed everyone. They got to the beach, and the new Superman looked for the Genie bottle so everyone could get wishes. Unfortunately it mysteriously disappeared!  He then flew away to get a boat to take everyone home.  Along the way he encountered a squadron of Japanese attack planes. The super soldier decided to take them head on.  When he’d taken down the work camp he had moved so quickly, and taken them by surprise that the flaw in his suit hadn’t been seen by sheer luck.

The power was ultimately in the suit but it had to transfer to the body to allow for the full range of Kryptonian abilities. However exposed areas that the suit didn’t cover were weaker. That being the hands, neck, and head. The soldier had noticed his hands were sore but choose to assume he overdid things at the massive camp fight.  He planned to punch a plane but his hand ended up being smashed as explosive debris hit his head with concussive force while he flew at them with immense speed!  Although not killed he was knocked out cold as he fell into the deep depths of the sea.  Regrettably he sunk so deep that the pressure crushed his skull, and he expired. Presumably his body decayed, and the Superman suit still exists to this day in a dark watery grave! If you find it we recommend cutting some material from the cape in order to have it sewn into a full head mask, and gloves for your own protection!

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The Case Of The Dead Time Traveler’s Super Suit
It was the Summer Of Love 1967 in San Francisco when a groovy hot hippie chick met a most mysterious man who called himself John Smith. However we know him to be a Time Cop from the 31st century named Xander Loovang.  Although he was on a mission to capture a temporal fugitive hiding in 1967 he became enamored by the 27 year old girl.  He indulged in a romance as the trail ran cold on the fugitive. He never told her that he was a time traveler. It turned out the fugitive was watching him, and attacked while he slept in bed one fateful night. John was instantly disintegrated by a photonic disruptor! The filthy fiend heard a small scream coming from the bathroom, and gleefully strolled toward the closed door.

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Before the time fugitive arrived the girl had noticed an odd looking shimmering blue jumpsuit complete with boots in John’s suitcase. It was a technology driven super suit utilizing wild nanotechnologies. Probably the closest thing to The Greatest American Hero super suit.  John wore it under the clothes of any given time period for protection, and superhuman powers. It was so oddly futuristic looking that she felt compelled to try it on. It was too big for her until it suddenly shrunk, and fit her perfectly. She let out a yelp as it scared her. A moment later the fugitive kicked in the door and shot her with his photonic ray gun. The suit absorbed it as she screamed, “What the f&#*!”  This absorption into the suit caused some kind of feedback loop that damaged the gun. Although it had one shot left before it would no longer work. He pointed it at her head but the suit had a protection shield, and it bounced off grazing his arm. He dropped the gun growling in agony as he attempted to punch her with his good arm.  He broke his hand on her suit, and she slapped him in the face. It send him crashing head first into the toilet. The porcelain shattered everywhere as water flowed across the floor. The girl became aware that the suit had immense power!

Suddenly the damaged disrupter exploded, and the entire house was instantly destroyed with only the girl standing unscathed in the fiery rubble! All time travel, and other future devices were eradicated in the violent explosion. At the time it was explained away as a natural gas explosion. Thankfully the girl was met by a psychic who lived nearby. The woman with the gift of second sight guided her down the exciting road to superhero status. This included informing her that John was a time traveler, and the suit was from the future.  The suit granted her superhuman abilities including telekinetic powers, and flight capabilities. It also makes her immortal for as long she has the suit on.  They say she only takes it off for sex since the nanobots give her a constant 24-7 bath making her the cleanest non-magical human on Earth! To this day she operates carefully in the shadows, mostly at night, to stay away from the media’s glare. Her superhero name is Super Sapphire since the suits coloring appears like that of the sapphire gemstone.  Mystic Investigations hopes to someday meet her!

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The Witches Revenge Halloween Super Suit
It was Halloween Eve 1988 in a small Wisconsin town unnamed to protect the innocent.  A local thirty something bachelor, and factory worker named Fred bought a Greatest American Hero Costume to wear at a Halloween party.  The costume shop he purchased it from was owned by a middle aged witch named Heather. She was forced to drastically lowers prices, and liquidate stock in her failed business due to the building lease coming to an end. She blamed the town folk for her financial woes. Especially since they shunned her as an outcast for being so different in the deeply Christian community.  She was always too lazy to get a job, and had lucked out when her Aunt died thereby leaving the costume shop to her. Before that she had a nasty habit of using magic to manipulate people but she barely got by financially.

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That Halloween she used every ounce of her limited magic to call upon a demon.  She sold her soul to watch the town turn into a chaotic hell on Halloween.  She was given a power boost that she used to cursed every costume ever sold from that store.  It would turn everyone into the supernatural being, human celebrity, or fictional character their costume represented. This even included memories. Despite the communities citizens not liking her, she was the only costume shop in town. In fact the only one in the whole county! So everyone who wanted a costume got it from her! As trick-o-treating, and the parties commenced at dusk on Halloween, all hell broke loose. The town was full of confusion, and violence for 6 hours until the November 1st All Saints Day Witching Hour! Naturally the worst offenders were the ones who dressed as the Devil! The town was overrun by little vampires, werewolves, zombies, ghosts, witches, and wild animals! Yes people who dressed as animals turned into them!  Many died that night but many were saved by The Greatest American Hero Fred who believed he was Ralph Hinkley. He even tried to contact Bill Maxwell at the FBI but the phone lines, and power were immediately damaged by unholy beasts of the night!

The dark witch Heather strolled among the carnage unscathed due to a protection spell. She cackled maniacally as she was never so entertained in her life! Heather witnessed Fred fly erratically overhead before comically crashing into a tree. Then suddenly the Witching Hour struck, and everyone who was still alive reverted back to their old selves. They had no memory of what happened, and were shocked at the shambles of a town. Flames raged everywhere amid wounded individuals. The witch was satisfied with her revenge until she saw Fred still displaying powers. He flew about putting out fires, and continuing to save people as he had done all night.  She was flabbergasted he still had powers but didn’t have time to contemplate it as unholy howls bellowed from below the ground that opened up in flames beneath her! Red hands with black claws literally dragged her down to Hell!  She screeched in pain as The Greatest American Hero attempted to save her. Thankfully he was repelled by a demonic force before the ground closed up. He had no clue she was the quintessence of evil!

It seems the spell for the curse stated that the person would turn into the entity the costume represented. This didn’t account for a super suit imbued with power.  Fred got his memories back, and also remembered being Ralph. However there was nothing in the spell to remove the so called curse from the super suit costume.  Therefore it’s superpowers were perpetual.  Before dawn the US government’s Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do their usual cover up. This is why you never heard of this mini apocalypse in rural Wisconsin.  Paranormal Defense Agents attempted to capture Fred but he fought them off, and flew away. He immediately went to his various relatives living in the Milwaukee area, and whisked them away into hiding so the government couldn’t use them as leverage. To finance this private witness protection program he helped himself to a plethora of gold, and diamond mines rather than steal cash.  Unfortunately the government eventually found him, and apprehended Fred while he showered without the suit on. When agents searched his house they were unable to locate the suit. He swore he left it under his bed but it vanished without a trace until 1999. That year a Greatest American Hero costume was bought on Ebay for $75. The purchaser reported the suit gave him powers so we know it’s transferable unlike the suit on the TV show that only Ralph could use.

Naturally the government apprehended him as well even though the unidentified man never took the suit off ever! They employed two powerful vampires, and a low level witch who captured him in exchange for their release from government custody. In an odd twist aliens swooped in, and beamed the suit up to their saucer once it was pulled off the man in the transport convoy back to Washington DC. So we have a plausible future scenario where extraterrestrials could indeed give the suit to a human! Believe it or not…..they’re walking on air!

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The Superhero Patriot Woman Thwarts The Mardi Gras Joker!

The self-proclaimed Voodoo powered leader of Mardi Gras known as The Mardi Gras Joker was up to his old nefarious tricks on February 13th, 2018! There are many tales of the despicable acts perpetuated by him and his thugs throughout the year. Particularly on Mardi Gras as he seeks to turn its debauchery into a completely dark holiday of horror! During 2018’s New Orleans festivities one such evil enterprise was interrupted by none other than the superhero born form the chemical laden ashes of September 11th, 2001. Of course we speak of the amazing Patriot Woman!

The Mardi Gras Joker’s Extortion Plot

The Joker and his minions videotaped a somewhat tipsy thirty-something woman displaying her bare bosoms repeatedly for worthless shiny beads. Her forty-something husband was there cheering her on in drunken revelry. As they milled through the crowd the jolly Joker clad in his crazy Jester costume and make-up cornered them. He showed them the video on his trusty tablet and demanded money for his extortionist plot. The Jokers top hacker determined the couple had prestigious high paying careers ripe for the terrifying taking. The husband attempted to attack him but he stuck a pin in a Voodoo Doll and the man gripped his heart in pain. The wife attempted to intervene but two of the Joker’s thugs held her back while lewdly groping her with smug smiles on their faces. The trio of darkness cackled with glee as they led the unlucky couple down an alley and into an empty warehouse. There the husband and wife were thrown into separate cages and informed that they would pay the money or be publicly disgraced with the videotape. Worse yet they might never see the light of day again until they comply. The husband reluctantly wired the couples life savings to the maniacal Joker. It was estimated to be somewhere in the neighborhood of $550,000! Read The Rest Of This Sorted Story On Our Paranormal News Blog…