What Is The Average Temperature Of A Haunted House?

Ghost Hunters always carry a digital thermometer as a general guide to gauge paranormal activity around them. Believe it or not the average temperature of a haunted house, or any other similar structure is a respectable 66.6ºF. Even if the furnace is running at full steam or it’s the middle of a summer heat wave. This temperature usually reflects a state of ghostly presence yet in a mostly dormant state. They occupy the house and are siphoning just enough thermal energy from the air to remain charged up for future action!

The temperature of 66.6 obviously corresponds to Satan’s designated number of 666. Even without any demonic presence, the temperature is actually a product of the Devil hacking reality. In dormancy, metaphysical entities feel the 66.6ºF limit just as the demonic reality hacking detects their paranormal presence. This is a sign of the Devil’s dominion upon the metaphysical in this Earthly world. This hellish hack is supported by Dark Underworld Gods to thwart any re-programming by nature deities. Like a great many things, including time, the Devil adheres to human measurements. This includes temperature and its first measurement system of Fahrenheit.

Haunting Activity Can Drastically Decrease The Temperature!

When an invisible entity directly interacts with the physical environment the temperature will drop drastically. This is dependent on the power of the haunting entity whether it be a ghost, poltergeist, demon, or some other higher dimensional being. These blasphemous beings pull heat energy from the general area causing air molecules to slow down thereby lowering the temperature. Absorbing energy from the air is the most common method of powering up next to taking electricity. This of course causes the quintessential light flickering of a classic haunted house.

A simple ghost can take the temperature down to freezing if they are furiously flying about trying to get your attention. More powerful entities of evil may drop it to 0ºF or lower as they have the ability to squeeze more energy from the environment and transfer it to usable metaphysical energy. Naturally, this can cause pipes to burst and other damage to occur. Demons pretending to be other entities just to toy with humans will bring the Kelvin Scale into play. Especially if they are messing around with logical scientists who refuse to accept the existence of the supernatural world. The temperature will hover at 66.6°K or -339.79ºF! Extreme hauntings by multiple powerful poltergeists have seen temperatures plummet to Absolute Zero −459.67°F. This resulted in the nearly instant death of everyone inside along with the building crumbling apart within minutes!

The Hot As Hell Haunted House Is The Most Dangerous!

Dastardly demons can have an opposite effect on the environmental temperature as it gets hotter than hell…well figuratively anyway. This is where these dark denizens of the Devil’s damnation pay homage to the Celsius Scale. If the thermostat reads 66.6ºC or 151.88ºF then it’s time to get the heck out of that house! Run as fast as your feet can carry you because you’ll not only be baking alive but also be dealing with angry demons! They are powered by the metaphysical flames of Hell and don’t require environmental fuel. Although they do enjoy feeding off the fear and anger of human souls for additional strength.

Top-flight demons and perplexing poltergeists powered by Underworld energies can literally turn any building into a burning furnace as temperatures hit 666 in every temperature measurement scale just for demented kicks! This can result in it being over 1200 degrees Fahrenheit! These sinister specters are dying to destroy everything in the vicinity as everyone becomes supernaturally sealed in the haunted house! People are quickly baked alive amid the eruption of blinding flames! Whenever you’re in a building where the temperature is rapidly getting colder or hotter you should immediately flee the scene just to be safe! Don’t take a chance it is merely a faulty HVAC system!😈

😇Interesting Note: If Angels are present there is no set temperature standard. People simply report a feeling of loving warmth whether it happens in the freezing cold of winter or the hellish heat of summer. This is due to Angels imparting holy enchanted energy upon a person’s body, mind, and soul.

Can Demons Mate With Humans?

Yes, demons have been known to procreate with humans. Although this is extremely rare, and actively thwarted by Angelic forces! A human completely possessed by a demon who in turn mated with a human is what created the first generation of Vampires. The only generation to manifest by birth rather than being former humans transformed by a vampire virus. Generally, this first generation is considered to be pure quarter demons. When a demon materializes into our world into its true horrifying biological form and mates with a human you get a half-demon or a Demi-Demon. Somewhat like the Demigods of the demon world.😈

What Are Demi-Demons?

Demon-Human Hybrids are deceptively beautiful immortal creatures who hide their hideous horror deep within. They make even the most vicious vampires look like Sunday school teachers! When enraged or entering a feeding frenzy their faces contort into a monumentally monstrous form! Rather than merely drinking human blood they ravenously devour entire humans within minutes! This includes reducing the bones to dust with their multiple sharp steel fangs! Almost certainly they’re the equivalent of supernatural land sharks! Their unfortunate victims are considered demonic sacrifices that increase their inherent paranormal powers. These Demi-Demons are considered demonic royalty on Earth. Vampire Kings & Queens bow down before them as Emperors! To learn more about these diabolical denizens of darkness please continue reading our extensive article on DemiDemons here

What Is The Difference Between Lucifer, Satan, And The Devil?

All three evil entities are technically the same supernatural being of darkness who is said to be the primary progenitor of all evil in our Omniverse. However, Satan isn’t the original Prince Of Darkness. That title falls to the very personification of evil that came into existence at the same time as our Omniverse. Long before the Devil ever existed. The greatest entity of evil is known as The Darkness. Thankfully, they are currently locked away for eternity in the sub-conscious mind of God! The Devil is a higher dimensional creature born directly in the 8th dimension of Heaven by the hand of God as a 7-Dimensional Archangel of the holy light. He was named Lucifer and had the distinction of being the first of his holy kind. His pride and ego eventually caused him to question if his Father, God of the Omniverse, deserved to hold dominion over all things. It’s unknown if The Darkness managed to influence him at a sub-conscious level to some extent?

Lucifer Rebels Against God

Lucifer’s major disagreement with God sprung from human, and a variety of other sentient biological beings from various Multiverses, being granted Angelic ascension to Heaven. This included humans eventually gaining Godhood status and creating their own Omniverses. Some Angels found it offensive that these supposedly intelligent animals would trump them in power and stature someday! Lucifer attempted to possess the very mind of God and take over all dimensions of Heaven. This was done with his loyal angelic followers joining their minds into a colossal collective consciousness. Unfortunately, for them, their mental juggernaut failed to take over the mind of God and they fell from Heavenly grace.

The Famous Fall From Heavenly Grace

Lucifer and 1/3 of God’s original Angels were directly cast down by the force of God to the lower dimensions of reality outside Heaven. This included a handful of Archangels as well. Lucifer and his Fallen Archangels became 5-Dimensional beings while non-Archangels became 4-D. They immediately set up the residence of Hell within the 5th and 6th dimensions. As they were outside our 4-D time they could enter the history of Earth and countless worlds long before humans or any sentient life ever existed. Archangels actively prevented any attempt to halt life. Although, the Devil was allowed to play God on various planets. Here on Earth, he created his own race of dinosauroids, aka reptilian humanoids. Their civilization collapsed when the infamous dinosaur killing meteor hit Earth. Millions of years later humans came into existence.

The Descent From Archangel To Archdemon

Did The Devil Ever Stay In A Trapped Elevator To Scare People? You Know He Did!

Fallen Angels eventually transform into demons via a natural paranormal process caused by being cut off from the grace of God. During this short-lived Fallen Angel state they mated with humans to create the Nephilim. Lucifer and his unlucky lot quickly transformed into diabolical demons. He became an Arch-Demon who renamed himself Satan. Satan literally means adversary since he thinks of himself as God’s equal. His official title is Satan The Devil: Emperor Of Hell And The Underworld. Devil is the highest title a demon can hold, and it is held by the Emperor Of Hell.  Hell being the damned dominion of demonhood. This means that some other entity of evil could potentially hold the title of Devil. The title is honorable among demons but God chose to have its meaning be that of slanderer.

The Rebellion Of Heaven Isn’t Over!

Armageddon, the final battle of good vs evil, will feature Satan as a major player vying for rule of the Omniverse. This among others who wish to oust God from power to enact their own brand of regime change. It sounds impossible but all that is required is a consciousness powerful enough to possess and overwhelm the Omniverse Gods mind. The very place we all live! Remember we’re talking about one of many Omniverse Gods and not the infinite one Macroverse Lord above them all. A mysterious figure very little is known about. It’s thought not even the Omniverse God has contact with them.

The Blasphemous Business Of Mining Human Souls

The Devil and his demons work to corrupt humankind in order to embarrass God and prove that humans aren’t worthy of Godhood. They also buy human souls wherever they can by granting wishes to humans willing to sell. These souls have immense power since they are destined to be Gods someday. They provide major metaphysical energy fuel for Hell and its minions! Those who sell their souls are usually transformed into demons just as most humans become angels in Heaven. This process involves gradually replacing the human soul with a growing dark demonic spirit. The soul is then stored in Hell as an enchanted energy reserve for the Devil to feed off of.

Does The Archangel Lucifer Still Exist?

In the tradition of humans living out a simultaneous plethora of lives in Parallel Universes, there are rumors that Archangels who fall from grace actually split into two entities. One good, and one bad. The reason for keeping this a secret would be to keep the two from interfering with each other. Plausibly recombining into one entity. Minor metaphysical evidence indicates that Lucifer still exists but has kept an extremely low profile. The Omniverse is about playing out mathematical probabilities while maintaining a balance between light and darkness. Therefore it would make sense that the Archangel Lucifer might still exist somewhere. In fact, there are cults who worship him and deny the existence of the Devil.

The Parallel Lucifer’s And Devil’s

One thing we know is that the Devil does have parallel selves in other Multiverses, aka conglomerate of related Parallel Universes, he doesn’t have access to. The complex multidimensional nature of his Archangel form dictated that he be split into a wide array of Multiverses as a five-dimensional being. In our Multiverse, the Devil can simultaneously spread his darkness to virtually every Universe within. So it’s thought that Lucifer, his good twin, would manifest in a wide array of adjacent Multiverses. This Lucifer would probably regret his decision, and see his exile as something he deserves. A chance to redeem himself in God’s eyes so he may return to Heaven someday. It’s possible this Lucifer might retain his rare Fallen Angel status without descending into demonhood. Eventually, his good deeds would earn him the lowest Angel status. Yet his admission to Heaven would be denied until he’s deemed truly worthy of reentry.  It’s also plausible he could become an Ice Demon and ends up being the founder of Purgatory in another Multiverse.

The Body Of The Original Lucifer

There is some enchanted evidence that you can’t just split a complex 7-D Archangel like Lucifer into lower dimensions. His original Archangel body would still have to exist in Heaven. Most likely in an unconscious dormant state locked away in the furthest reaches of the 8th dimension. The metaphysical energy body would be collecting all the memories of the Devil across all the Multiverses. This would indicate he is meant to re-ascend back to full Archangel status someday. It grants him the human experience of having multiple parallel lives that are unaware of each other. Once unified into one enchanted entity he would have far greater wisdom than his previous incarnation. Thus he could even get his wish of becoming God in his own Omniverse? A God of balance between the good of Lucifer and the evil of Satan? That being said it would be dangerous if the Devil could possess his own original body someday outside of an official ascension sanctioned by God!😈

An actual quote from the Devil when he was on Earth in 2013…😈“I questioned the Holy Lord as to why humans should eventually ascend to Godhood? Why their spirits should burn brighter than an Archangels?👼  Why an evolved animal should have more power than God’s children? His response was to eject me from my home and brand me as a rebellious villain! So I played the part he gave me and the rest is history! Humans only have him to blame for my wrath upon them!”👿

See Also: Multiverse Devil