So maybe you skipped the frightening shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of human shoppers, zombies, vampires, and the Demon God Of Greed Mammon. A lot of bad things can happen in a chaotic crowd! There’s also the potential for demon possession when it comes to those with weak minds. Those suffering from the unfortunate mental condition of greed and a lust for material items they don’t really need. The misguided individuals with such malevolence in their hearts that they are compelled to injure innocent people who get in the way of their supposedly sweet shopping deals. It seems sitting in the safety of your home and shopping the dynamic deals of Cyber Monday on the internet is the way to go. Sure it’s a lot safer but there are still risks as you furiously click away adding items to your virtual shopping carts as you whip out your credit card!
The risk of Cyber-Monday includes the aforementioned demonic possession for the simple minded overwhelmed by a lust for luxury items. There are indeed Cyber Demons within cyberspace. Those dark spirits who can’t quite make it into our reality completely and end up as paranormal binary data forms on the internet. This makes sense when you consider that everything in our physical reality is ultimately composed of Non-Corporeal Energy which is, in essence, a dynamic form of data. Often they become trapped in the unfamiliar reality. They are bound by the limits of the world wide web, hardware, and various software platforms. However, they can still be diabolically dangerous! Even more alarming is a new form of magic in which dark practitioners of magic or even demons themselves are writing intricate AI code that they breath life into. In essence creating new cyber-demonic life! Their own private minions ready to dominate and corrupt the future virtual reality holographic internet!
Demons Enter The Digital Age
The Demon God Mammon has also been known to possess internet server’s so he can make his way to potential victims IP Addresses. Demons such as Mammon don’t keep it old school and are deep down with the in things to perpetuate their dark diabolical deeds to the modern fullest! These powerful Cyber Demons get very angry if they can’t possess you. Possession failure happens more often over the internet than directly in physical reality because the evil entities are more weakened in a digital form. Although, a burst of demonic rage over their internet inadequacy could equal at the least a bad software virus or at the most a major hardware meltdown as seen in the photo at the top of this page. Certainly being near that explosive event or getting an electrical shock is a very real risk as the forces of darkness expand their virtual reign!
How Do Digital Demons Possess A Human
Demons who merely haunt the web while still existing in the metaphysical world simply use their Cyber form to brainwash your mind. Once weakened enough they will perform a standard direct possession. True Cyber-Demons will sometimes have the assistance of a real world demon to pass the possession off to. It’s considered a living sacrifice and the Cyber-Demon is rewarded with power and a promise to be released from their computerized prison someday. If it is merely a lone virtual demon then on screen hypnosis and WiFi connections are their entry into your mind, body, and soul! The high-frequency electromagnetic waves of WiFi act as a conduit for higher dimensional cyber entities to enter your sub-conscious That is where perplexing possession begins. The risk of demonic possession is particularly high while sleeping as your sub-conscious manages your greedy material possessed thoughts of the day. Be sure to sleep far away from the WiFi or turn it off. Ethernet connections are best. Certainly use of mobile devices is a risk on this malevolent Monday! Read The Rest Of This Paranormal Activity Forecast…
Cyber-Monday At Mystic Investigations
Our employees are given 15 minutes every two hours to personally peruse the internet for Cyber-Monday Deals. All our computers are cyber-vaccinated with the latest magical anti-demonic software along with being blessed by a Priest. There are also protection spells in place. Employees may also take turns on Cyber-Patrol duty and shop on websites as they officially look for signs of trouble. Some are also assigned to our Cyber-Phone Center on this dangerous day. While waiting for calls they are allowed to shop as well. Generally, we get information on the type of entity inhabiting ones computer and then we design an anti-viral type program to deal with the supernatural scourge. Tougher cases require us or our partners in other communities to make a house call to exorcise the Cyber-Demon.
For this article, Vampires mean Sanguine Vampires. Those vampires who require blood for strength, and survival. There are four distinct breeds of Sanguine Vampire currently known to reside on Earth. These are the Direct Demonic Origin Vampires (Common Vampires), the Indirect Demonic Origin Vampires (Nosferatu’s), the Human Vampire, and the Magical Origin Vampires. The first two have vampire viral transmission capabilities while the latter two generally don’t. There may, in fact, be other types of supernatural beings who subsist off blood with non-demonic higher dimensional origins but they are beyond rare cryptid anomalies. We are also not including Reverse Vampires, aka Sol Vampires who actually survive, and thrive on the blood of plants known as Chlorophyll. The following are descriptions of the four main vampire breeds in order from rarest to largest paranormal populace.
The Magical Origin Vampire
Magically created vampires are the rarest of the three vampires types and have a mostly non-demonic origin. Simply put a powerful practitioner of magic turns a person into a vampire via a curse or powerful spells they cast. In some cases when talking about witches, or warlocks they may call upon demons for power causing somewhat of a demonic connection. Magical Origin vampires will have varying degrees of vampire strengths, and weaknesses along with ones that never existed before. Usually, there’s some sadistic twist as this mystical vampirism is doled out as a punishment to a human who crossed the wrong mad magician, or vengeful Gypsy!
The Human Vampire Since they are the only sanguine sipping vampires who can always walk in holy sunlight they are sometimes mistakenly called Reverse Vampires. Human Vampires possess an active vampire superpower gene. Every human on Earth is born with all latent psychokinetic powers that exist in the Omniverse within their Junk DNA. This is the physical manifestation of our infinite higher dimensional souls that exist in the Afterlife. Souls that have already ascended to Godhood since they reside outside our temporal dimension. Our Spirits that have eventually communed with the Omniverse God thereby absorbing his complete powers. In the distant future, this will grant humankind godly Omnikinetic powers (the full array of supernatural powers possible in this Omniverse). Very few humans are lucky enough to have an active PSI gene among the mostly inactive Junk DNA. However, with each passing generation, their numbers increase ever more courtesy of human evolution activating these paranormal powers. Among them is a vampire gene that derives powers from the consumption of blood that is in turn transformed into supernatural sanguine energy. Since demons are apart of the Omniverse, and therefore the Omniverse God, this is the representation of filtered demonic vampire power in human form. In essence demonic power filtered free of darkness.
A Human Vampire has all the powers of a standard vampire without the weaknesses. They can walk in sunlight, aren’t repelled by holy religious artifacts, affected by silver, sickened by zombie blood, or susceptible to anything a common vampire must avoid. However, if they choose to avoid their urge to consume blood they will temporarily lose their powers until they do so. In addition, they don’t have immortality, and age about the same as a standard human. Although the more blood they consume the longer they can hold off the aging process, and live very healthy lives into their early 100’s. Extreme cases may survive until 150 years of age. That being said, there are rumors that draining an immortal human of their blood would grant the vampire immortality!
Human Vampires usually notice their sanguine urges, and hints of power in their teens, or later. Before that, there are rarely indications of their vampire status. Eating meat, especially meat cooked rare, gives them a slight power kick. Those raised as a vegetarian never touching meat may very well never activate their vampire powers and remain ignorant of their true potential. Unlike other vampires who crave human blood, this variety of vamps tend to prefer animal blood since consumption of human blood is borderline cannibalism. Like common vampires, they can temporarily acquire the talents of those they drink from. This includes gaining powers from supernatural beings. There is anecdotal evidence that drinking the blood of a Direct Demonic Origin Vampire will, in fact, transform them into a real immortal demonic vampire.[sta_anchor id=”nosferatu” /]
Nosferatu: The Indirect Demonic Origin Vampire This type of vampire is infected with varying strains of the vampire virus whose ultimate origin is indirectly demon in nature. It’s been said that there is a strain of this virus with a pandemic capability similar to the zombie virus thereby creating the potential for a Vampire Apocalypse! Humans generally catch this type of vampire virus from an infected animal who bites them. However, these virus strains aren’t quite as potent in animals as the direct demonic virus. The direct demonic strain can only be transmitted by vampires of the direct demon line which will be discussed later in this article. The most common animals to transmit the virus are Vampire Bats who have been infected by a Bat Flea, a paranormal cryptid that is the main carrier of the free-form vampire virus. Some Cryptozoologist’s have suggested that the Bat Flea may be a demonic tampering of natural evolution.
Those who are infected with the vampire virus in this way are hideous creatures referred to as Nosferatu. Unlike the usual beautiful vampires who can hide their monstrous side, and mingle charmingly among us, the Nosferatu are damned to hide in the dark moonlit shadows for their entire mortal lives. Lives that can go for nearly 1000 years depending on how much quality human blood they consume. Despite their appearance, and rancid stench hampering their blood collection efforts, they do possess some measure of vampire hypnotic compelling powers. So those with weak minds can be tricked into thinking they’re with a supermodel rather than a deformed monster. Thankfully it uses too much sanguine energy so they usually just attack people, and drain them of blood. Unlike the Direct Demonic Origin Vampires there’s no special process to turn a human into a vampire. The Nosferatu only has to bite a victim, and then let them live with the horror. It’s basically like being a sapient zombie who holds off the rot with blood. Luckily they rarely leave anyone alive to face such Earthly damnation. That coupled with extensive vampire hunting over the centuries has kept this breed of vampires numbers low. Certainly, these creeps stand [sta_anchor id=”standard” /]out like a sore thumb even in the darkness making them ideal targets for Vampire Slayers.
The Nosferatu are the closest things to naturally evolved vampires in the respect that they display very little supernatural magic like a Common Vampire. Their eyes don’t glow, and their appearance can’t change. Their fangs are always out with no retraction ability. Other than limited hypnotic abilities they can’t attain talents, and powers by drinking people’s blood. There’s also no psychic powers as well. They merely have enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses. They are no match for The Common Direct Demonic Origin Vampire! Most Common vampires consider the Nosferatu an inferior sub-species that they will gladly hunt down for sport. You can learn more about this horrifying nocturnal menace here.
The Direct Demonic Origin Vampires These are the most numerous vampires on Earth. This is why they are usually referred to as Common or Standard Vampires. When speaking of vampires on this website we are almost exclusively referring to them. Especially considering that Mystic Investigations Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander is a 5th Generation Common Vampire. They are the ones you probably know best from movies or television. The most infamous being the very real Dracula. They appear as exquisite humans yet can transform their faces into something more monstrous by varying degrees. Eye glowing, and fangs popping out are the most common transformation traits. Earlier generations can appear extremely monstrous at will! Unlike the Nosferatu who are equal in strength to each other, the Standard Vampire grows stronger the longer they live with the strongest of their kind being the earliest generations. Each successive generation has less paranormal power. A cumulative weakness caused by the vampire virus being diluted with more humanity. It’s said there will be a future vampire generation that could walk in sunlight, and won’t have the ability to transform another into a vampire. A process that involves draining a human of blood to the brink of death by a vampire sire who then introduces their blood with the vampire virus within it. While on death’s door the human must choose to stride into the bloody crimson hall of vampirehood or walk into the Heavenly light that leads to the afterlife.
The Common Vampires originate from demons possessing humans to such an extent that they alter their DNA to demonic. Then when mating with another human a first generation vampire baby was born. A baby whose DNA is laden with the parasitic demonic vampire virus. These pure breed vampires are the only ones who can give birth to vampire children while successive generations virally created from humans cannot. It’s rumored that the absolute first human form vampire was the product of two deeply demon-possessed humans mating to create an Alpha Über Vampire. No ancient evidence exists to support this, however.
Since these vampires come from a direct demonic line they are repelled and weakened by anything holy whether it be sunlight, religious symbols, blessed objects, holy water, silver, garlic, etc. In exchange for these weaknesses, they get the gift of ageless immortality unlike all the other preceding vampires mentioned. Although Magical Origin Vampires can be made immortal if the creator has the mystical powers to do so. They are also some of the most powerful paranormal beings on Earth considered virtual apex paranormal predators with amazing super strength, speed, agility, senses, and psychic hypnotic abilities. As mentioned earlier they can drink the blood of any being not poisonous to them, and acquire their talents & powers. This doesn’t usually include animals since most vampires are superior in all ways to animals.
The First Generation Vampires are considered royals among most and have formed their own global vampire government in Transylvania. A shadow government unfortunately in league with the Devil and his legions of Hell demons! They bow only to their Pure Demon, and Demi-Demon Masters. These vampires and their lower generation vampire minions will be major supernatural players in the coming Battles Of Armageddon that will determine what higher dimensional species eventually rules over humans and the Earth!
The Original Jumanji Film Is Based On A True Story! Indeed cursed paranormal games do exist! In fact, Jumanji, a Zulu word meaning “many effects”, is a real game somewhat similar to what was seen in the hit 1995 motion picture starring Robin Williams. We don’t know all the murky details about the real Jumanji board game, its origins, or current location beyond a shadow of a doubt. Rumors and anecdotal evidence seem to indicate that Jumanji was the creation of an African Witch Doctor, and a Dark British Witch in the late 1800’s. They were diabolical lovers who sought to perpetuate evil in an eternally unique way. The true inspiration for their game was a deep disdain for Europeans and other outsiders pillaging the sacred lands of Africa for the sake of silly safaris. Oddly enough their intent came from a good place. However, the execution was pure evil!
The crazy couple inadvertently discovered that their planned self-sacrificing deaths to set off the cursed game would allow them to become immortal. They live on in the game and are sometimes released temporarily into the real world during gameplay. Paranormal play that includes herds of dangerous animals stampeding from the game. The board game may also manifest a real overabundance of jungle plant life, aboriginal warriors, and big game hunters! It can also suck players into the games metaphysical world for decades at a time! Jumanji is currently in the secret possession of the British Royals. It’s said that they purchased it at a secret underground Illuminati auction. Perhaps Queen Elizabeth has played it at least once?
The Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Video Game Is Real! Interestingly enough the 2017 movie Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle was inspired by the real-life events that led to the board game being adapted to a video game. A disturbing game in which players are sucked into a virtual jungle of danger appearing as their chosen avatars. A video game loving Wizard named Wazzle had heard the Jumanji legend. Sometime in 2012 he broke into a royal vault in London and stole the Jumanji board game. He carefully studied it’s paranormal programming and began translating it into computer code with the aid of a marvelous Mystic named Velluza. After three months they cracked the complete code and Wazzle began designing the graphics and storyline of the game. In order to curse his version of Jumanji and make it like the board game, he mercilessly sacrificed Velluza to a Cyber-Demon. This unknown Cyber-Demon now infests the video game tormenting players with glee!
Players who get sucked in and lose the game die as Cyber-Demonic sacrifices who live on in the game as their own personal hell! Winners get to live with the nightmare of their time in the terrifying challenge. Wazzle is instrumental in luring people to the video game he places at key locations around the world to lure in unsuspecting teens and gamers to play. Amazingly it can be played on any gaming platform including PC. For every 13 sacrifices, Wazzle wins another 13 years on Earth past his natural date of death. The last known location of the video game was in Moscow, Russia. It has yet to hit North America but rest assured Wazzle will probably bring it here with the release of the new Jumanji movie. If you manage to get hold of this horrifying game please contact your local paranormal investigator, supernatural warrior, or practitioner of magic. Tread carefully because Wazzle is never far from the game that can magically appear as a compact disk, floppy disk, or video game cartridge![sta_anchor id=”joc”]
Incidentally, Wazzle purposely left the Jumanji board game behind at an abandoned hideout after he was done using it to design his video game. He knew that all manner of powerful forces would be after him and he wasn’t interested in playing perpetual hide and seek. Jumanji was ultimately recovered by her Majesties Secret Service. It was promptly returned to the royal vault in London where it now sits. However, it is said that the game is lent out to royals, billionaires, and other VIP’s around the world. In addition secret supernatural sections of the British government conduct testing on the game to unlock its paranormal perplexities.
The Romanian Game Of Death Commisioned By Dracula!
A paranormal board game even more deadly than Jumanji originates from Romania. It’s called “Joc De Moarte” which literally translates into “game of death” in Romanian. Joc De Moarte was a board game commissioned in the late 1700’s by the infamous Prince Dracula Of Wallachia. A prominent second-generation member of the global vampire royal family. Dracula was bored with the monotony of his daily murders, and bloodsucking as the centuries rambled forth before his dark immortal life. He wanted a real challenge so he looked to the world of magical practitioners to spice up his daily deadly routine.
The infamous Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo took up the challenge to create the ultimate supernatural board game of death! Back in those days, he had yet to achieve the power he has today as the current King Of Hell. Back then he actually had some alliances instead of taking on the wayward world independently. Diablo was friends with Dracula for a time, and he was impressed by the power Diablo wielded. Over the course of a year, Dimitri perfected the diabolical board game from hell. When completed Dracula played the first game with Dimitri, another vampire, a witch, a Lycan, and a hapless human. The playing board runs its way through a damned castle of darkness, and the surrounding Black Forest Of Doom. Dice, riddle cards, and a small magical crystal ball guide players forward to the end game.
Throughout the blasphemous board game, magical beings materialize out of thin air and attack at will. They include demons, poltergeists, Earthly Gods, vampires, werewolves, zombies, sorcerers, witches, warlocks, wizards, and miscellaneous malevolent monsters. The Black Forest Of Doom actually appears in the general area the game is being played at key points. Similar to solid holographic simulations. In reality, they are active astral projections. Ultimately the frightening game takes players on a quest for the Devil’s Unholy Grail. A real-life chalice once used by the Devil. It’s said to give a pure evil soul the ultimate power while damning the rest straight to hell against their will! A pure soul of light would, in fact, destroy the chalice by merely touching it.
The unholy cup is made of cursed Carbonado, aka black diamond, and is said to be forged within the very fire and brimstone of hell itself. To activate its power a person must drink their own blood from the chalice. The location of the real chalice is unknown but its said the winner of the game will gain a clue to its location. The game also duplicates the chalice giving the winner a surge of power courtesy of the Sorcerer Diablo. During the first game, everyone died except for Dracula, and Dimitri. However, Dracula nearly died while playing, and at the end, after Dimitri let him win, he thanked Dimitri for the amazingly exciting experience! As the game creator, Dimitri can’t be killed by it.
Joc De Moarte provided Dracula with many decades of fun for him and his guests. The game is self-powered by powerful demonic spells and works independently of Dimitri Diablo by mystical metaphysical means. Although most of the game conjures up imaginary supernatural entities there are some real Demons, Gods, ghosts, jinn, monsters, and other hellish entities called forth. Some trapped in the game, and others called from the great beyond. This makes it dangerous even when a player is done with the game since these entities can linger, haunt, and even possess the victim. Naturally powerful beings like Dracula under demonic protection don’t really have to worry about the after-effects of this most disturbing board game.
Unfortunately, Dracula eventually grew tired of the game and thought it would be funny to release it into the world to plague humankind on a random basis. Evey cold-hearted supernatural soul loves watching average people enter the frightening world of the paranormal for the first time! By then Dracula and Dimitri had gone their separate ways so he had a wizard tie the games crystal ball to a crystal ball in his castle so he could watch the mayhem the game caused. It’s also a fair bet that Dimitri can spy on game players at will via his psychic powers. The historical record indicates that the first deaths caused by the released game occurred sometime in the 1840’s. The deadly game has popped up every so often with morbid consequences all around the planet!
The last recorded sighting was at a Halloween party in Winterset, Iowa in 1977. 43 people lost their lives, including 27 teens, despite the fact, only 6 people were playing the board game. The entire large two-story home turned into a bloodbath of evil entities unleashed by Dimitri’s deadly spells tied to the seemingly harmless wood, and crystal game. The US Paranormal Defense Agency quickly swooped in and covered up the massacre due to the obvious paranormal nature of the deaths. It’s unknown if the game is currently in the Federal government’s custody or if it’s still floating around ready to find it’s way to a new generation of foolish victims. Certainly, it’s a good sign we haven’t heard anything more about this game since 1977! [Twitter] [Facebook]