Who Is The Cringe?
There Are Beauty & Beasts In The Eye Of The Beholder. For All The Cringe Is Deadly Disturbing!
Just as someone can be born with perfect facial features thereby making them a perfect 10 so can someone be born a 1. Of course, ultimately beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Certainly, a warm smile and sensual ebullient personality can greatly increase one’s attractiveness. That being said there is a certain ratio of facial features that don’t necessarily make a person either ugly or handsome. Yet at the same time, there is something off-putting about them. Not any discernible deformity but just a characteristic that is not quite human on what is clearly a human face. A certain something that induces a spine-chilling feeling and a wish to flee away from said individual. They are a walking Cringe!
The Cringe Loves Posing As A Creepy Clown
There is one man on Earth who is the complete embodiment of instilling a deeply disturbing feeling within all who lay eyes upon him. He is only known as The Cringe for his real name and origin are unknown. Clowns are infamous for creating a feeling of fear through their insane make-up. The Cringe accomplishes this without cosmetics yet he doesn’t look like a classic clown. Ironically he often works as a clown to get close to people and perform his despicable acts upon them. In full costume, he actually looks better! Some say he resembles Pennywise The Clown from the movie “It“. Although Pennywise looks like a charming bachelor compared to The Cringe.
Once the crazy clown traps his victims he cleans off his greasepaint to reveal his true cringe-worthy face. This is for maximum terror and the enjoyment of witnessing a frenzied fear from his hostages! His freakish face is said to cause a person to freeze like they would in a nightmare. The eyes of this terrifying nut look as if they are piercing your very soul with a dark dagger! It’s possible the reaction to his face could very well be a paranormal phenomenon. However, there is still research that needs to be done in order to verify this.
A Seriously Superhuman Serial Killer Of Small Stature
The Cringe is a serial killer who enjoys torturing his victims amid his unspeakable acts before murdering them! Clearly, his childhood was most likely quite a horrifying mess to create such a heinous killer! The Cringe is considered Superhuman due to the enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses he possesses. Much more than the standard serial killer! This despite his skinny build and height of 5′ 4″. Perhaps there’s a Napoleon Complex that may have had some minor part in his murderous ways along with his appearance. It is unknown where his power emanates from. Plausibly it could be pure anger-driven willpower like other serial killers. In the case of The Cringe, he may have inadvertently activated some latent superhuman DNA. With each passing decade, there is a slight increase in humans born with various superpowers as humanity evolves ever closer to Godhood.
His raw rage-filled power has been witnessed by the paranormal investigative crime fighters who have confronted him. Often they die or The Cringe eludes them! Despite pleas from some in the supernatural community, the world of mainstream law enforcement seems to shrug off The Cringe as an Urban Legend due to a complete lack of evidence. He is a master of wiping a crime scene clean and completely destroying the bodies. He may also frame someone else for it. This suggests some manner of extensive training in Forensic Science.
The Cringe Walks Alone Killing All Who Cross His Path!
The Cringe is such an insanely savage loner that he has killed those who approached him to act as a hitman or enforcer for their criminal syndicate or sinister supernatural organization. He has literally turned down millions of dollars and caused multiple underworld bounties to be placed on his head. The Cringe even makes the Top Paranormal Most Wanted at number 14! However, his reputation precedes him and he is beyond difficult to find so most don’t bother hunting him! He even refused to join the premier demonic clown cult on Earth known as The Klaus Kane Clown Cult. This freakish fool now has these demon-backed clowns after him and he takes them out with extreme prejudice when they get in his way!
Beware Because The Cringe Could Be Anywhere You Are Now!
There is no supernatural method of repelling The Cringe except via brute force weaponry. He could be any clown at a circus, carnival, or child’s birthday party! He could also be any creep in a crowd where he often wears hats, sunglasses, and even fake facial hair. The little loser may also wear lifts in his shoes to increase his height. This is an attempt to hide his cringey appearance that would draw a lot of unwanted attention! He is said to give off a generally creepy vibe even when his back is turned to someone. His voice is also oddly shrill and gives the feeling of fingernails scratching on a chalkboard. If you come across any stranger who creeps you out in any way then don’t hesitate to simply leave the vicinity or run if they begin chasing you. Coming up with a legitimate excuse to leave might be the best option before quickly finding an area with lots of people present. Be advised he has successfully snatched people in crowded public areas in broad daylight. These unlucky folks were never seen again!
The Cringe May Have A Resistance To Magic
Don’t take a chance because it could be The Cringe! If you think you’ve had contact with The Cringe then call your nearest paranormal professionals or Practitioners Of Magic! The closest anyone came to capturing him was a witch some years ago. She thwarted his attempt to kidnap a set of twin toddlers from their parents! The witch said somehow The Cringe resisted the full metaphysical force of her marvelous magics. Plausibly via die-hard willpower! Don’t try to capture or kill him on your own! He is strong, stealthy, highly intelligent, a master of hand-to-hand combat, and is proficient in the use of all manner of weapons! When you close your eyes and think of him you will feel The Cringe surge through you as just being on the same planet with him is a horrifying prospect!🤡