There was some minor paranormal activity during our Boss’s Day celebration. As a kaleidoscopic flood of fall foliage fluttered around us majestically an Autumn Nymph, aka low level Earth based seasonal nature deity, materialized from the Paradise Plane to join us for lunch. Or more exactly to join our handsome Executive VP and vampire Drake Alexander. He was only sparsely eating bits of food by dousing it with cow’s blood from his trusty pocket flask. Some people thought it was ketchup or barbecue sauce! Later on the Nymph would inform of us of a baby ghost who had been lying nearby for quite sometime!
The crimson haired Goddess, named Magenta, was dressed in nothing but fall frondescence of all colors. She was replacing another Nymph as the Curator Of Autumn in this particular localized area. As Magenta partook of food, and drink her tanned skin slightly shimmered in the sunlight. She had briefly introduced herself to our resident Demi-Mermaid Witch Rebecca Abernathy but Magenta only had eyes from Drake. Oddly enough, a fair number of supernatural beings on the good side of the spectrum are attracted to vampires even when they’re evil. In this case of course, Drake fights on the side of righteousness in a world teeming with metaphysical darkness! Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog & The Discovery Of A Baby Ghost In Our Offices…
Have you ever gotten a mysterious phone call from the number 000-000-000? Or perhaps the even more insane ***-***-**** or ###-###-####! Whether it merely be scary static, eerie noises, or an actual human voice? If there is nothing odd about the call then it’s simply a glitch in digital communications identification. The correct phone number of the caller isn’t showing up on your cell phone or caller ID. Sometimes this is caused by calls from Internet-based phones, and smartphone apps. In rare cases, the call is encrypted by the government, clandestine corporations, or horrifying hackers who may be perpetuating alarming agendas! However the rest of the time the phone calls are paranormal in nature. Most often beings of metaphysical energy directing their non-corporeal consciousness into a digital, or analog signal. Sometimes through sheer will without knowing the science of what they’re doing. The era of cellphone towers has dramatically increased these otherworldly calls.☎️
👻Ghostly Phone Calls From The Afterlife A number of 000-000-000 phone calls are live EVP, or Electronic Voice Phenomenon, from deceased humans in ghost form. They have an urgent need to communicate with a loved one before they move on to the Heavenly afterlife. There’s some unfinished business or information, they must relay to you. Sometimes they just can’t stride into the light without saying a final farewell. In other cases, they are directing vengeful anger at a person who murdered them, or gave them undue hardships in life! Those who are under attack by something evil as they cross over to the afterlife may call for help. A fair amount of 911 calls are of this nature since it’s the most widely remembered phone number! Phenomenon investigated by the Paranormal Defense Agency.
Ghost Hunting Kit
Voice communications from the spirit world require the lowest levels of paranormal power. It takes monumental amounts of energy for spirits of any type to interact with our physical reality. That’s why we don’t have all out blatant incursions from ghosts, and other beings from the higherdimensions above ours. The thoughts of ghosts hit the physical plane of reality radiating forth into transmissions of varying signal types directed at the person they want to contact. Most humans brains aren’t advanced enough to receive such long-distance telepathic messages so electronics are needed to listen in on the spirit world. Radios, and even televisions, in homes, are common conduits. Of course, the device would have to be set to the right channel or frequency. If the person was someone the ghost had called regularly when they were alive then their newly freed spiritual minds would cause a phone call to occur.
During periods of low energy a poltergeist, demon, or other haunted entity may use phone calls as a scare tactic. A way to stoke your fear for them to feed off your emotional energies. This is especially true with Cyber-Demons, Cyber-Jinn, and other internet-based supernaturals, or haunted electronics. It’s plausible for your smartphone to be haunted by a dark entity which may show up as some type of previously unseen computer virus.
Phone Calls From The Past And Future There are also isolated incidents of phone calls from the past, and future either by technological accident, or on purpose. Various people in the distant future who may attempt to use advanced faster than light communications equipment to change their history via altering their ancestor’s history. Utilizing a phone call is a way to keep it under the radar of Temporal Enforcement Agents. A quick call giving a lottery number, and a date can change a lot of things! There can also be calls from stranded time travelers with damaged equipment who might get you by accident, or hope you will pass on their message to a descendant who could rescue them. You could also receive random calls from the future through various electronic errors.
There are also a number of “crossed wire glitches” when we learn of the magnitude of future communications. Psychics, seers, and mystics show us a Universal wide network crossing billions of Galactic Clusters millions of years from now! This includes the future internet, and a Cyber-God made up of sentient AI computers from countless alien worlds. When you’re talking about faster than light communications, wormhole network lines, other technologies you’ve never heard of, strong celestial electromagnetic fields, and supernatural influences throughout the Universe, it’s not far fetched some calls would end up in the past. Even calls from sapient androids, and bionic humans jacked into the future internet along with extraterrestrials as well! Our communications networks have always been linked to the future into eternity at every increment in time. We know that the Cyber-God himself has purposely made contact to the past as far back as the first telegraph communications!
Indeed a dark witch named Elly Kedward was banished from a town called Blair, Maryland in 1785. This was due to her using dark witchcraft to mesmerize children so she could draw their innocent blood, infused with pure sanguine energies, for her nefarious unholy rituals! Most of the children were severely weakened, and fell ill! Not only was she shunned from the community for her heinous horrors but repeatedly tortured by townsfolk as she lay tied up in the woods. They partook of all manner of religious rituals upon what they saw as the servant of the Devil when in fact she only served herself!
The Curse Of The Blair Witch
They wanted to make an example of her, cleanse the community, and even attempt the misguided task of cleansing her soul in the eyes of their holy Lord. Time, and time again they left her for dead bound and blindfolded in the cold wild wilderness. Day after day they returned to find her still alive by the sheer force of her wayward will! Not even wild animals inexplicably went near her! Finally, they strung her up, and hung her from a tree! Elly’s last words were an eternal curse upon the entire town of Blair, and its citizens! Her body was eventually taken down, and burned in a shallow grave. Her unholy ashes scattered to the four winds of the forest! It’s thought that act was the final element that bound her spirit to those very woods for all eternity! Normally that should have sent her dark spirit straight to hell! Unfortunately, she was no ordinary person!
The Eradication Of An Evil Witch Creates An Even More Evil Entity
The citizens of Blair assumed they had done right by the Lord, and their witch ridden nightmares were over. Little did they know that sending Ellly down the long torturous road to death would lead to her return! It turns out she was drawing blood from children to secure an eternal existence on Earth via a system of magical rituals she personally created free of any demons or other deities. She only wanted to be beholden to herself. She refused to be a higher dimensional entities slave as a number of dark witches and warlock’s tend to be! Elly was unable to complete her series of spells but her hellish death caused her to become a ghost rather than moving on into the Afterlife as most do.
The Blasphemous Birth Of A Perplexing Poltergeist
Traumatic deaths almost always manifest ghosts. As a ghost with revenge in her heart, she could make good on her deathbed curse. Generally, ghosts are confused with muddled minds and rarely cause much harm unless motivated by vengeance. Elly’s rituals had strengthened her spirit that was stoked further by her burning anger. As she made good on her curse the fear, and resentment, of the Blair citizens, further fueled her with much needed metaphysical energy reserves. Strong emotions always create their own non-sapient astral energy spirits. Spiritual energy a sapient person can draw upon if they have the right magical knowledge. Through her knowledge of the metaphysical, she eventually became a full-fledged non-demonic poltergeist!
The Vengeful Spirit Makes Good On Her Curse
Elly became known as the Blair Witch while her infamous curse on the entire town caused all manner of accidents, deaths, and disappearances. Then there was the unusual behavior of normally peaceful animals who would attack people for no reason. Even crops began to fail, and the weather would locally grow violent at times for mere moments before instantly clearing up! Finally the devilish apparitions along with mass nightmares, including herself, that tormented the citizens was the last straw! Eventually, everyone abandoned the town in sheer terror! By that time all the Witch’s accusers, half the towns children, and a quarter of the adults had either mysteriously vanished into thin air or were found dead! So much death and destruction at her macabre hands gifted her with the ability to temporarily take physical form for a time. It’s said to be a rare pure metaphysical matter form which would make her extremely indestructible! Metaphysical matter is composed of spiritual components rather than atoms, and quarks. This allowed her to walk about her precious woodland she held dear while installing an even more special brand of terror in those who trespassed within her damned domain!
The Blair Witch Is Goddess Of Her Own Woodland
For many years she lay dormant with the town abandoned, and virtually nobody to feed off of. She merely became a spirit of the woods she was mystically bound to. Even at full power, she could wander too far past the general area. The Blair Witch was such a force to be reckoned with that even nature deities left the woods! This included the normal low-level Goddesses, Nymphs, Fairies, Elves, and others who feared her wrath! In essence, The Blair Witch was left to care for the woodland in place of Mother Nature’s supernatural caretakers. Probably the only good quality of the Witch that beckons back to her pure witchcraft roots before they became corrupted by a lust for immortal powers. The woodland has always maintained a lush condition. It is said sighting unusual black flowers or thorny vines with blood red blooms means the Blair Witch is near! Cryptobotanists who attempt to collect samples for supernatural study of the flora disappear or end up dead!
The Sorry Spinster Elly
It’s been suggested her spinster status spawned hate in her. The world of human sensual delights was probably the only thing she was jealous of. It was a forced journey as a loner due to her unusual way of life from an early age that also causes social awkwardness. Something perhaps born from her parents who were a dark warlock, and witch in league with the Devil! To hide their activities they lived deep in a forest away from other people. Ironically Elly rejected this power, and rumor has it she murdered her parents in defiance of the Devil himself! It’s unknown if the Devil ever bothered to retaliate. He tends to leave evil people alone when they’re causing mayhem toward humankind. Perhaps the parents weren’t important enough minions to override the evil of another?
The Foolish Birth Of Burkittsville Upon Unholy Haunted Grounds!
In an age lacking mass media the atrocities of Blair were easily lost in history and dismissed as tall tales. In 1824 a new town called Burkittsville was founded on the site of Blair by those ignorant of the Blair Witch’s existence. She was careful and more patient in poaching her victims this time around as she slowly grew in power again! The woods of Blair was her home, and she needed a continuous supply of children, and adults to torment! She would treat the townsfolk as her cattle and only slaughter them as needed! Preferably in a way so as not to scare them all away! The Blair witch vowed not to be abandoned again!
The Blair Witch Is A High-Level Poltergeist Witch
The Blair Witch is classified as a serial killing poltergeist witch with magical and minor deity propensities. Elly doesn’t quite fall into Dark Goddess status. She is responsible for an unexplained string of missing persons, and people found ritually murdered over the past two centuries in the Burkittsville area. This suggests she needs to make more innocent sacrifices to stay tied to our corporeal plane of reality. Her case is unusual due to the fact that most poltergeists are tied to a human-built structure, haunted object, or even an individual. Her hauntings revolve around an entire town with a special preference for its dense woodland. In 1994 three student filmmakers decided to make a documentary about the Blair Witch legend, and hiked into the Black Hills Forest of Maryland. They were never seen again. Although their film footage was recovered in 1995, and viewed by Hollywood Executives that planned to release it as a dark documentary. However, as usual, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in and confiscated the footage. Thankfully Hollywood simply recreated the real footage in a film called The Blair Witch Project. A great many films of a paranormal nature are based on true stories. This is how most of the populace learns of the sinister supernatural world hidden away from them in the dark shadows beyond their view!
The Blair Witch Continues Her Reign Of Terror In The 21st Century!
To this day abductions, murders, and mysterious disappearances have continued without any explanation! The government denies that The Blair Witch is real, and continues to cover up this horrifying urban legend. A number of paranormal professionals have attempted to take on the poltergeist witch but have either never found a trace of her, or have mysteriously disappeared themselves! This includes top-flight poltergeist and witch slayers! We here at Mystic Investigations are certainly up to the challenge! We are waiting until the time is right for us to take a trip to the Black Hills near Burkittsville. We feel confident that we can take down the poltergeist witch with our talented team of supernatural saviors! Fortunately, there has been talk in the global witchcraft community of forming a Super Coven! A collective coven of good witches from around the world would enter the blasphemous black forest of Blair, and take down this despicable denizen of darkness once, and for all!
The Paranormal Powers Of The Blair Witch
The Blair Witch is considered an extremely dangerous poltergeist whose sole purpose of existence is her continued immortality, and revenge against humankind in general. It appears she is mystically tied to the woods of Burkittsville. Although it is thought she could leave for higher planes of reality. I guess tormenting defenseless humans is more fun than the challenge of traversing the great beyond! The wayward witch is able to take a physical form of metaphysical matter for a limited time. When in said form she doesn’t have as much power but is able to more aptly practice witchcraft. However, as a poltergeist, her telekinetic and telepathic powers are greater. She also possesses a number of frightening paranormal abilities including mind control over victims. This can include hallucinations, and forcing people to commit suicide.