What Is The Average Temperature Of A Haunted House?

Ghost Hunters always carry a digital thermometer as a general guide to gauge paranormal activity around them. Believe it or not the average temperature of a haunted house, or any other similar structure is a respectable 66.6ºF. Even if the furnace is running at full steam or it’s the middle of a summer heat wave. This temperature usually reflects a state of ghostly presence yet in a mostly dormant state. They occupy the house and are siphoning just enough thermal energy from the air to remain charged up for future action!

The temperature of 66.6 obviously corresponds to Satan’s designated number of 666. Even without any demonic presence, the temperature is actually a product of the Devil hacking reality. In dormancy, metaphysical entities feel the 66.6ºF limit just as the demonic reality hacking detects their paranormal presence. This is a sign of the Devil’s dominion upon the metaphysical in this Earthly world. This hellish hack is supported by Dark Underworld Gods to thwart any re-programming by nature deities. Like a great many things, including time, the Devil adheres to human measurements. This includes temperature and its first measurement system of Fahrenheit.

Haunting Activity Can Drastically Decrease The Temperature!

When an invisible entity directly interacts with the physical environment the temperature will drop drastically. This is dependent on the power of the haunting entity whether it be a ghost, poltergeist, demon, or some other higher dimensional being. These blasphemous beings pull heat energy from the general area causing air molecules to slow down thereby lowering the temperature. Absorbing energy from the air is the most common method of powering up next to taking electricity. This of course causes the quintessential light flickering of a classic haunted house.

A simple ghost can take the temperature down to freezing if they are furiously flying about trying to get your attention. More powerful entities of evil may drop it to 0ºF or lower as they have the ability to squeeze more energy from the environment and transfer it to usable metaphysical energy. Naturally, this can cause pipes to burst and other damage to occur. Demons pretending to be other entities just to toy with humans will bring the Kelvin Scale into play. Especially if they are messing around with logical scientists who refuse to accept the existence of the supernatural world. The temperature will hover at 66.6°K or -339.79ºF! Extreme hauntings by multiple powerful poltergeists have seen temperatures plummet to Absolute Zero −459.67°F. This resulted in the nearly instant death of everyone inside along with the building crumbling apart within minutes!

The Hot As Hell Haunted House Is The Most Dangerous!

Dastardly demons can have an opposite effect on the environmental temperature as it gets hotter than hell…well figuratively anyway. This is where these dark denizens of the Devil’s damnation pay homage to the Celsius Scale. If the thermostat reads 66.6ºC or 151.88ºF then it’s time to get the heck out of that house! Run as fast as your feet can carry you because you’ll not only be baking alive but also be dealing with angry demons! They are powered by the metaphysical flames of Hell and don’t require environmental fuel. Although they do enjoy feeding off the fear and anger of human souls for additional strength.

Top-flight demons and perplexing poltergeists powered by Underworld energies can literally turn any building into a burning furnace as temperatures hit 666 in every temperature measurement scale just for demented kicks! This can result in it being over 1200 degrees Fahrenheit! These sinister specters are dying to destroy everything in the vicinity as everyone becomes supernaturally sealed in the haunted house! People are quickly baked alive amid the eruption of blinding flames! Whenever you’re in a building where the temperature is rapidly getting colder or hotter you should immediately flee the scene just to be safe! Don’t take a chance it is merely a faulty HVAC system!😈

😇Interesting Note: If Angels are present there is no set temperature standard. People simply report a feeling of loving warmth whether it happens in the freezing cold of winter or the hellish heat of summer. This is due to Angels imparting holy enchanted energy upon a person’s body, mind, and soul.

What’s Paranormal About All Souls Day Of The Dead?

All Souls Day, aka Day Of The Dead, is the celebration of dearly departed souls that takes place on November 2nd. Depending on what part of the world you’re from it could range from parties commemorating the dead to solemn ceremonies of somber remembrance. Ultimately, it is a holiday for humans to come to terms with the concept of inevitable death. However, there is the hope of ascending to a far better place in the afterlife. Now a moment of silence for the over 100 billion people who have already died throughout human history!

The Supernatural All Soul’s Day

Day Of The Dead’s paranormal claim to fame is in fact the return of the dearly departed in various forms. Naturally, Halloween provides plenty of that via the veil between life and death being at its weakest. There is also the awesome energy of The Spirit Of Halloween. Enchanted energy required to fuel the return of the dead from the great beyond. However, that energy is first reserved for the living along with not being enough of an anchor to defy the bonds of Heaven, or even Hell, for the majority of the deceased who wish to return. The day after Halloween, All Saints Day (Hallowmas), provides an abundance of excess Angelic energy ripe for the dead to harvest. On that day the Saints descend from Heaven to clean up the evil metaphysical messes of Halloween.

Angelic Energy Reserves Fuel Heavenly Souls

The angelic energies aren’t available to the dead until after the Angels leave on All Souls Day. If deceased humans tried to return to Earth on Hallowmas then the Saints and Angels would detect them. Then they’d halt such things as it goes against the natural order. This is why Day Of The Dead is the biggest day for the defiance of death. It has the weakest barrier into our reality coupled with plenty of metaphysical energy reserves. Those who come back have unfinished business but never became a ghost or left before they had closure.

Surviving Loved Ones Provide Anchors For The Dearly Departed

It’s also a time for current ghosts to gain more power and inform people of their existence. If enough individuals celebrate the dead then this can compel a descent from the higher dimensional afterlife. The souls of the living act as a guide and anchor to return upon. Thankfully, the righteous energies repel demonic activity thus reassuring those making contact with the dead. Demons are notorious for imitating dead humans for various nefarious plans. Professional Mediums work overtime on Day Of The Dead with the highest accuracy. In addition, this is the only day an Ouija Board can be safely used to contact the dearly departed without the worry of raising some dark entity from the bowels of hell!

The Ghosts Of The Departed

There are varying degrees of death restoration dependent on one’s motivation, skill, anchors to this world, and enchanted energy available. Those summoned by Necromancers, Witches, and other magic masters will materialize here in a more substantial form. On the lowest end, we have those who come back as ghosts. Even if they are Angels in Heaven their crossing of the veil between realities causes their memories and powers to fade. It’s like waking up from a dream. They forget the afterlife and only remember this one Their Angelic form gives way to a ghostly one. This is something that only occurs with human angels. The original angels who leave Heaven without a pass fall from grace and become demons!

Making Contact With A Ghost Relative


These new ghosts might only respond to an Ouija Board, a Medium, or register as Electronic Voice Phenomena (EVP). They could also cause standard haunting disturbances. These include electrical shorts, lights flickering, interference with communication devices, cold spots, small objects being moved, and unusual smells flowing forth. Actually appearing to the human eye takes more power and skill. Then there’s taking on a solid physical form that can be composed of light, or tightly packed photons to make a living dead hologram. They’re also a metaphysical matter form that is the direct translation of their soul into a pure physical matrix of a non-biological sort.

The Instinct To Inhabit Ones Own Corpse

Many visiting dead try to possess their corpses in varying states of decay. They may also attempt to reanimate their cremated ashes!. If successful they can become a Sapient Zombie. Those who form from their ashes are quite rare as it takes mega power. If they are able to pull it off then they literally look like a human made of ash or dust of a gray color. Many miss the mark thus causing Zombies to rise from their graves due to the brief connection attempt. This is why All Souls Day is the biggest day for the walking dead and professional Zombie Hunters. Vengeful human spirits, Mummies, and zombies are usually the only paranormal threats on this day. There are also those ghosts who may attempt to possess weak-willed humans in order to live again. These almost always end by the next day as the ghost doesn’t have anywhere the same power as a possessing demon. It’s also beyond difficult for two human souls to inhabit the same body.

The Resurrection


The grand daddy of returns is the resurrection. Resurrections on All Soul’s Day are second only to Easter. Whether it be the amazing self-resurrection via sheer will or aid from Necromancy and other magic. When this occurs it might only be for one day or an eternity as an Immortal. It’s reliant on what energy source they’re dependent on. A true resurrection to life means no dependence on metaphysical energy except as it pertains to the underlying soul required by any human. The full restoration package usually includes complete healing of their ravaged body or the acquisition of a new one. Often with superhuman abilities.

The Temporary Status Of All Souls Day

When most of the former living return here it’s with the intent of a temporary visit. Unfortunately, once they forget the sweet paradise of the afterlife they think this is all there is. Their former life on Earth is beyond vivid again. So naturally, they fight to stay here. Luckily the majority of Day Of The Dead visitations and resurrections ends at the Witching Hour on November 3rd. On this first day of the Christmas Season, the last of the enchanted Angelic energies fade gracefully from the Earth or are absorbed by The Spirit Of Christmas. Without adequate energy, along with the living ending their mass celebrations, they rebound back into the light of Heaven. Many forget their time here as it fades like a dream. Although a fair number finally feel a sense of closure and have no wish to return on the next Day Of The Dead.

Is It Bad Luck To Desecrate Or Dance On Graves?


Have you ever hated someone so much that you wanted to dance on their grave when they die? Or even worse, take a leak! Indeed it might be tempting but when your deed is done realize there may be supernatural consequences! Of course, this depends on how deep your hate goes and what kind of paranormal power the deceased had in life. A power that might translate into metaphysical madness after death. You could very well end up dealing with a vengeful spirit or even demons if the deceased was into the dark magics!

Naturally, full on desecration of a grave or tombstone can have even greater ramifications. This even includes stomping or throwing away flowers that were laid upon the grave. The ultimate sacrilege would be digging up the coffin to mutilate or destroy the corpse! The only exception to this is when the body is exhumed for examination or cremation by authorities for legitimate reasons of justice. Archaeologists are also usually exempt from other worldly ramifications. However, there is a chance they may suffer some ghostly risk in disturbing ancient resting places even if their intentions are noble. In addition, Ghost Hunters can usually dig up a corpse without paranormal consequences when the deceased has turned into a violent spirit! Destroying the body will often end various hauntings. Unfortunately, there is the risk that the spirit has higher dimensional friends!

Often the Angels of Heaven or even nature deities may view any of the above as a deeply disrespectful act upon the final footnote of a deceased individual. A person who can no longer defend themselves or the property that is their grave. Many times this falls on cemetery workers who may have to fend off those who wish to violate the sanctity of the final resting place. Various higher dimensional entities can very well place a Curse upon you for such heinous acts. Naturally, Curses are swarming with the specter of dark luck that could infest the very bowels of your life! Only creatures like Ghouls who devour dead corpses can absorb Cursed energy and actually thrive on it! Depending on the severity of your crimes you may face afterlife repercussions such a stay in purgatory with Ice Demons or some other unforeseen delay in your higher dimensional ascension! It is always best to keep your ill will of the dead to yourself and not act on it physically.

Those who decide to disrespect and even destroy multiple graves for a series of reasons including idiotic pranks may face a special brand of hell they could never hope to imagine! Grave robbers and other filthy fiends should realize they could fall victim to this after their own death. For sure we’ve all had this happen in some parallel Universe or another. Ultimately, the only prevention is cremation. Of course, someone could still flush the ashes down the toilet or do something else to it. Scattering them to the four winds is the best policy. Think twice before traveling down the destructive path of grave desecration!