Who Is The Cringe?

There Are Beauty & Beasts In The Eye Of The Beholder. For All The Cringe Is Deadly Disturbing!

Just as someone can be born with perfect facial features thereby making them a perfect 10 so can someone be born a 1. Of course, ultimately beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Certainly, a warm smile and sensual ebullient personality can greatly increase one’s attractiveness. That being said there is a certain ratio of facial features that don’t necessarily make a person either ugly or hot. Yet at the same time, there is something off-putting about them. Not any discernible deformity but just a characteristic that is not quite human on what is clearly a human face. Some that induce a spine-chilling feeling and a wish to flee away from said individual. They are a walking Cringe!

The Cringe Loves Posing As A Creepy Clown

There is one man on Earth who is the complete embodiment of instilling a deeply disturbing feeling within all who lay eyes upon him. He is only known as The Cringe for his real name and origin are unknown. Clowns are known for creating a feeling of fear through their insane make-up. The Cringe accomplishes this without cosmetics yet he doesn’t look like a classic clown. Ironically he often works as a clown to get close to people and perform his despicable acts upon them. In full costume, he actually looks better! Some say he resembles Pennywise The Clown from the movie “It“. Although Pennywise looks like a charming bachelor compared to The Cringe.

Once the crazy clown traps his victims he cleans off his greasepaint to reveal his true cringe-worthy face. This is for maximum terror and the enjoyment of witnessing a frenzied fear from his hostages! His freakish face is said to cause a person to freeze like they would in a nightmare. The eyes of this terrifying nut look as if they are piercing your very soul with a dark dagger! It’s possible the reaction to his face could very well be a paranormal phenomenon. However, there is still research that needs to be done in order to verify this.

A Seriously Superhuman Serial Killer Of Small Stature

The Cringe is a serial killer who enjoys torturing his victims amid his unspeakable acts before murdering them! Clearly, his childhood was most like quite a horrifying mess to create such a heinous killer! The Cringe is considered Superhuman due to the enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses he possesses. Much more than the standard serial killer! This despite his skinny build and height of 5′ 4″. Perhaps there’s a Napoleon Complex that may have had some minor part in his murderous ways along with his appearance. It is unknown where his power emanates. Plausibly it could be pure anger driven will like other serial killers. In the case of The Cringe, he may have inadvertently activated some latent superhuman DNA. With each passing decade, there is a slight increase in humans born with various superpowers.

His raw rage-filled power has been witnessed by the paranormal investigative crime fighters who have confronted him. Often they die or The Cringe eludes them! Despite pleas from some in the supernatural community the world of law enforcement seems to shrug off The Cringe as an Urban Legend due to a complete lack of evidence. He is a master of wiping a crime scene clean and completely destroying the bodies. He may also frame someone else for it. This suggests some manner of extensive training in Forensic Science.

The Cringe Walks Alone Killing All Who Cross His Path!

The Cringe is such an insanely savage loner that he has killed those who approached him to act as a hitman or enforcer for their criminal syndicate or sinister supernatural organization. He has literally turned down millions of dollars and caused multiple bounties to be placed on his head. The Cringe even make the Top Paranormal Most Wanted at number 14! However, his reputation precedes him and he is beyond difficult to find so most don’t bother hunting him! He even refused to the join the premier demonic clown cult on Earth known as The Klaus Kane Clown Cult. This freakish fool now has these demon backed clowns after him and he takes them out with extreme prejudice when they get in his way!

Beware Because The Cringe Could Be Anywhere You Are Now!

There is no supernatural method of repelling The Cringe except via brute force weaponry. He could be any clown at a circus, carnival, or child’s birthday party! He could also be any creep in a crowd where he often wears hats, sunglasses, and even fake facial hair. This is an attempt to hide his cringey appearance that would draw a lot of unwanted attention! He is said to give off a generally creepy vibe even when his back is turned to someone. His voice is also oddly shrill and gives the feeling of fingernails scratching on a chalkboard. If you come across any stranger who creeps you out in any way then don’t hesitate to simply leave the vicinity or run if they begin chasing you. Coming up with a legitimate excuse to leave might be the best option before quickly finding an area with lots of people present. Be advised he has successfully snatched people in crowded public areas in broad daylight. These unlucky folks were never seen again!

The Cringe May Have A Resistance To Magic

Don’t take a chance because it could be The Cringe! If you think you’ve had contact with The Cringe then call your nearest paranormal professionals or Practitioners Of Magic! The closest anyone came to capturing him was a witch some years ago. She thwarted his attempt to kidnap a set of twin toddlers from their parents! The witch said somehow The Cringe resisted the full metaphysical force of her marvelous magics. Plausibly via die-hard will power! Don’t try to capture or kill him on your own! He is strong, stealthy, highly intelligent, a master of hand to hand combat and is proficient in the use of all manner of weapons! When you close your eyes and think of him you will feel The Cringe surge through you as just being on the same planet as him is a horrifying prospect!

Who Is The Plague Doctor?

The History Of Medieval Plague Doctors

The Black Death, also known as The Plague or Bubonic Plague, was the most deadly pandemic in human history!  The devastation of the disease peaked in mid 14th century Europe and took the lives of up to 200 million people. Some say the Black Plague was one of the first biological warfare experiments gone horribly wrong! There are also rumors of supernatural origins. During these deeply diseased Medieval times, there were special individuals known as Plague Doctors. They were tasked with treating deadly plague-ridden patients and were mainly second-rate doctors. In essence, they were signing up for a death sentence since most of them died while in service to the community. They wore the distinctive bird beak masks you see in the photos on this page. These masks were meant to protect them from putrid air which was mistakenly seen as the cause of most diseases. They would often place aromatic items within the beak to supposedly filter out contaminants in the air.

The Blasphemous Birth Of The Plague Doctor Of Diseased Doom!

Most of these plague doctors, throughout the various plagues of the many centuries Black Death Spirit Mortimerpreceding the 19th, died from the deadly contagions in service to society under the direction of their locality. A rare few lived long enough to die from some other medical condition such as injury or old age. However, one Doctor never died! His name was Dr. Darius Maximilian. Dr. Darius Death, as he later became known, was born on Friday, April 13th, 1313 in Rome, Italy. He was a Doctor who often took delight in butcher like amputations which were usually unnecessary.  He also relished in performing insane medical experiments on unsuspecting patients he lulled into submission via his handsome exterior and charismatic persona!

A Serial Killer With A Love For Epic Epidemics

Later in life, he became enamored with the exponentially destructive power of contagious diseases.  Not surprisingly he was a serial killer who reveled in the sheer spectacle of horrific types of death. Rather than help treat patients he actually spread the sinister sickness whenever possible. We’re not saying he was solely responsible for making the Plague pandemic the worst in history. Especially considering he was only human at the time as far as we can tell.  However, he sure helped it along wherever he would travel. Unlike the other Plague Doctors who stayed within their local area, he traveled about Europe. Somehow he never caught the deadly diseases he was exposed to. More than likely he was born with an impressive immune system! There was a point where he didn’t care about getting paid with money from various cities. His payment was the human suffering he witnessed with wayward glee! It energized him and made him excited to get up every morning.

The Rise To Paranormal Power

Slowly but surely he began subsisting off the pure dark metaphysical energy of human fear, misery, and death that run rampant throughout Europe. Day by day he inadvertently began eating less food as the evil energy sustained him. He soon realized that he was acquiring paranormal power by soaking up the very energized essence of tragedy. His aging process miraculously began stabilizing throughout this macabre mechanism. The demented Doctor Of Death realized the fountain of youth and immortality were his for the taking thanks to the despicable gift of death forced upon another against their will. Really though it’s thought that purely by accident he tapped into a subconscious mental process similar to that found in a Ghoul. Although, there was no cannibalistic urge to consume dead human flesh. There was a point where he ceased being human and became a self-made supernatural entity known as the nefarious Plague Doctor.  A Dark Immortal with enough negative spiritual energy surging through him to alter his biology so he absorbed all manner of disease thereby becoming an Asymptomatic Carrier without suffering from symptoms.  A dream come true for this sadistic bastard!

The Plague Doctors Lords: Pestilence And Death

There is anecdotal evidence that his journey may not have been entirely self-created. We have the suggestion that the aromatic items he placed in his beak mask might have been of magical origin. A gift from a dark practitioner of magic who saw promise in him. It’s said the macabre mask may provide some level of protection if he’s ever weakened. We do know at some time he began worshiping Pestilence, one of the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse. A witness lived to tell the tale of how he sacrificed healthy people on an altar by infecting them with deadly biological toxins as he prayed for Pestilence to arrive on Earth. Naturally, the evil exploits perpetrated by the Plague Doctor yielded great admiration from the deadliest of The Four Horsemen. Death himself!  To this day he continues to bow before the altars of both Death and Pestilence. This grants him further power and paranormal protections! In turn, his undying loyalty, and human sacrifices grant them the power of more souls making them stronger for upcoming apocalypses! And of course, the final supernatural showdown known as Armageddon!

The Perplexing Powers Of The Plague Doctor

The Plague Doctors’ powers include his Dark Immortal status intertwined with a unique sinister soul that is neither human nor demon. It is something else? Dark Immortality is a conditional lack of aging that requires a continuous influx of dark metaphysical energy by various despicable means. This enchanted energy also affords him superhuman strength, speed, agility, and enhanced senses at varying degrees dependent on said energy levels. Generally, he’s at his height of power after the ritual sacrifices to his precious Pestilence and Death!  It’s said during these times his eyes may glow a toxic brown color. The staff he almost always carries with him may be a mobile Altar to his dark deities. It’s the original staff he had from the dark ages with a winged hourglass on the end meaning that time is fleeting when the Plague Doctor is afoot!  Back before he had powers it merely was used to beat off plague-ridden mobs. Now it’s a metaphysical power conduit that may possibly grant him extra powers when he’s weakened. It could also act as an energy channeling mechanism when dealing with an armada of adversaries.

Dangerous Disease Manipulation Abilities

The Plague Doctor can absorb any disease on Earth within his body, and allow it to lie dormant until he picks, and chooses it to surface at will.  Dr. Death can then transmit it to anyone he has close contact with. Despite rumors it is doubtful he could heal anyone as that is the opposite power of dark energy. Any healing abilities would involve invoking his unholy Gods. As the ultimate asymptomatic carrier of disease from medieval times until now, he could very well be Patient Zero of any given epidemic or pandemic apocalypse!  He also learned how to exponentially accelerate, combine, and manipulate disease within his body, and in his diabolical experimentation labs. This courtesy of acquiring Virokinetic powers. The telekinetic power of disease manipulation.  All humans have every psychokinetic power lying dormant in our Junk DNA courtesy of our God-like higher dimensional souls. It makes sense he was able to activate this particular power even if he wasn’t born with it. Virokinesis comes in handy when you want to quickly sacrifice someone with a normally slow-acting disease. The Plague Doctor has been known to sacrifice victims on his alarming Altar via violent Flu symptoms hyper-accelerated, and left untreated!

Attempted Mastery Of Evil Energy Manipulation

Doctor Death has developed some level of Ergokinesis or energy manipulation powers. He has a limited ability to direct his dark spiritual energies into people’s bodies thereby further fostering disease and causing general physical deterioration. It’s thought that he can absorb such powers but usually only does so once the patient has just died. The reason for this is the fact that taking away such negative energies could cause them to heal!  However, he has been known to steal away dark energy from demonic entities such as Demi-Demons, Vampires, and even Warlocks! Rumors indicate he’s been practicing directly looping the dark energy of enemies who pose an immediate physical threat to him. This would be a last-ditch effort since it drains his power reserves thereby exposing him to potential rapid aging that could lead to an immediate painful death! Here we have a potential weakness if someone such as a powerful Psychic Vampire could drain his evil energy entirely!

A Chance Meeting With Slenderman And The Manipulation Of Mental Health

After a run-in with the sinister Slender Man, it’s said that The Plague Doctor acquired the psychosomatic Slender Sickness. The Doctor was briefly affected but became one of the few on Earth to fight it off, and become immune! He then began looking into mind over matter as an illness mechanism. In essence, manipulating a victim’s mind to actually manufacture a real biological disease in their bodies! If nothing else to create hypochondria, and mental illness in a weak-willed human for his own enjoyment.  Some say he’s responsible for the recent surge In OCD cases! His good looks, and charming demeanor along with learning hypnosis have aided in this ever-growing skill set. He’s also dabbled in the Placebo Effect and the Nocebo Effect to play cat and mouse mind games with innocent people. Utilizing fake medications and other substances to manifest symptoms and temporary cures in people. The joy of watching a roller coaster ride of false hope and demented despair!

Who Are The Oath Breakers?

Although a loner at heart, the Plague Doctor realized there was only so much pain, and death he could deliver alone.  He began enlisting the help of evil humans who showed great promise.  He called them his Oath Breakers. Those who defy the Hippocratic Oath of healing.  These Oath Breakers can be doctors, nurses, scientists, government officials, pharmacists, pharmaceutical executives, and anyone else in a medical related career who wants to gain power through the spread of disease, death, and destruction.  These pathetic individuals can also be involved in the food service, and agricultural industries as well.  It’s said that various E. Coli outbreaks across the world are caused by these sick puppies!

The Allure Of The Plague Doctor To The Power Hungry & The Weak Minded

The Plague Doctor lures mentally vulnerable people to serve within his dark deceptive web with promises of riches, social status, sexual fantasies and even immortal powers.  Ultimately many of them end up dead after their usefulness has come to a close.  As far as we know the Plague Doctor cannot grant someone else powers. However, his promise of riches is easily kept most of the time through theft! His loyal group of sycophants will provide sexual favors upon his command. The Oath Breakers are under the general Plague Doctor Cult made up of supernatural beings, and humans of varying importance. They all come together under the blasphemous banner of worshiping at the feet of their unholy Lord and savior The Plague Doctor.  Although some have no idea they are apart of his diabolical organization, and act as useful idiots who are quickly disposed of when the Doctor and his crazy cohorts are done with them! Learn More About The Doctors Sick Cult…

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The Female Plague Doctor Typhoid Mary

The infamous Typhoid Mary, aka Mary Mallon, is The Plague Doctors Chief Lieutenant, and right-hand woman in epidemic evil. She is the closest thing to a female Plague Doctor, and has also acquired immortality through living off the dark metaphysical energies of diseased suffering, and death!  Her feminine wiles are an effective tool in infiltrating affluent homes, and facilities to spread disease. Even to this day she enjoys posing as a cook to spread disease as this was her profession when she was a human. Mary is currently in charge of the Oath Breakers, and the Plague Doctor Cult under the direct orders of the Plague Doctor himself.  She provides a convenient protective insulation for him, and she also acts as his Asymptomatic Disease backup should anything happen to him! Learn More About The Terrifying Typhoid Mary…

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Doctor Penrose

A mysterious figure recently rose to prominence in the Plague Doctors organization. His name is simply Penrose but some call him Dr. Penrose as he supposedly has a Doctorate in Epidemiology along with an astronomical IQ. Epidemiologist’s work as “Disease Detectives” who research a variety of areas in an effort to stop the spread of contagions. In the case of Penrose, he works to create epidemics and pandemics! There is also some indication that this cold and calculating man has a fair amount of surgical experience.

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Dr. Penrose has no past so it’s likely The Plague Doctor set him up with a new identity. Penrose appears to be in his early 30’s and does not actively participate in the Cult but he clearly is an Oath Breaker. Despite being young and handsome he doesn’t like to party nor partake of any social activities. He is all work and no play. The Doctor has been seen often displaying a blank stare or look of disgust on his face. However, when he’s proud of himself he will show a subtlety smug smirk. Doctor Penrose also has no paranormal powers that we have observed. Obviously, The Plague Doctor saw something sinister in him and Penrose received an offer he couldn’t refuse. He now holds the rank of third in command under Typhoid Mary.

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The Plague Doctor Today

The perplexing Plague Doctor still walks among us in modern times in his trademark black robe or long trench coat. As always he dons his disturbing bird beak mask which has been seen as white or black in color.  It seems the black mask indicates death is near for a victim. He is sometimes referred to as The Black Death when he dons the dark mask.  There are indications that he will remove the mask, and dress in appropriate attire so he can mingle among scientists in various government, and private research labs around the world where deadly viruses and bacteria are studied. It’s thought that he had some hand in the creation of the AIDS Virus which was being studied as a form of biological warfare. The Plague Doctor has also been linked to the notorious Zika Virus and Coronavirus scares! He’s had a heavy hand in the COVID-19 Pandemic and the intermingled Zombie Flu!

Monstrous Human Size Viruses And Bacteria Walking Among Us!

Doctor Death jumps at any chance to aid anyone working to create deadly diseases.  In the 20th century, he began experimenting with supernatural diseases such as the Zombie Virus.  It’s said that one of his top dreams is to see global death and destruction at the hands of a Zombie-like Pandemic.  His master plan is to create a mixed Pandemic Apocalypse he can relish in as a job well done.  However, his nightmarish vision doesn’t stop there! He wants to actually foster an enchanted evolution process that brings us sapient viruses, bacteria, and other monstrous microbes walking on two or more feet across the planet in human size form or larger!  Meanwhile, the diseased remnants of humanity would stagger about the Earth eternally suffering, and in fear of his brave new dark petri dish of unimaginable terrors!

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The Plague Doctor May Mingle Amid Costumed Celebrations

The current whereabouts of the Plague Doctor and his ominous oath-breaking servants are unknown. We do know that his central headquarters lies somewhere in Europe. He is currently number 8 on the US government’s secret supernatural most wanted list. The master of pandemics takes 6th place on the private paranormal community’s most-wanted list.  The Doctor Of Deadly Diabolical Disease walks among the sinister shadows stealthy so most likely you will never see him unless it’s Halloween, Mardi Gras, or there’s some costumed festival taking place where he can mingle with crowds to more easily spread illnesses both physical and mental.  Don’t let the innocent fun of these lively events lull you into complacency!  If you spot him then most likely you’re about to enter a seriously sickly hell on Earth!  We recommend immediately contacting Mystic Investigations, the Plague Doctor Pacifiers, a powerful practitioner of magic, a Virokinesis Master, or a reputable paranormal crime-fighting firm.

Colloidal Silver As A Possible Plague Doctor Repellent

We recommend heading down to the nearest nutritional supplement store or look online to get some Colloidal Silver. This indigestible type of silver is the only known non-magical way to fight many communicable disease’s the Plague Doctor might give you. It also repels him to some extent. There are reports of people dousing him with huge jugs of Colloidal Silver and it seriously wiped that smug smile off his face as he retreated. Silver has always been known as a powerful Universal antibiotic and perhaps it could be a threat to all the diseases he has brewing in his blasphemous body. It’s possible that silver implements could harm him as well. Wearing silver has very little effect.

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Doctor Death Will Mess With Your Mind!

Unfortunately, the silver will not prevent him from messing with your mind. This he can do from some safe distance away. In such a case you will need a powerful practitioner of magic to intervene on your behalf.  Just as we called out the Slender Man some years ago, we here at Mystic Investigations called out the Plague Doctor and his wretched unmerry band of Oath Breakers!  We will not allow you to destroy our home! The Planet Earth! The living embodiment of Goddess Gaia Mother Nature! Interestingly enough we ran into The Plague Doctor amid a plot to spread disease in New York on Valentines Day 2018!

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The Plague Doctor’s Future Plans?

The Plague Doctor dreams of a Multi-Pandemic Apocalypse where most of humanity is wiped from the face of the Earth?  Only a small number would remain as zombies along with monstrous deformed, and diseased creatures made immortal through his power thereby leaving them in a permanent hell on Earth!  He would however like some humans left for forced breeding so he can continue his medical experiments!  And of course the rise of macroscopic viruses, and bacteria transforming Earth into a truly alien world! The Doctor would need to master the art of manipulating the vampire, werewolf, and other monster-based viruses to control said beings. There would also need to be a wayward warping of Mother Nature to keep various deities in check. It’s thought there would be alliances with dark Underworld Gods to help achieve this goal.

A Universal Plague Across Alien Worlds?

In addition, The Four Horsemen Of Armageddon have promised the despicable Doctor transport to Extraterrestrial worlds to continue his macabre medical madness across the Galaxy, and beyond!  This would be apart of his reward for delivering Earth into their horrifying hands! We can only hope the forces of good prevent this filthy fiend from eternally planet hopping about the Universe exterminating entire sapient species, and eventually causing the fabled Universal Pandemic! A master disease with no cure that can literally travel through self-created spacial wormholes and infest every planet and living being in our entire reality! Even if he can’t attain this sickening scenario in our Universe he could easily perpetuate it in one or more Parallel Universes!


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What Is Jason Voorhees?

Are The Friday The 13 Movies True?

Friday The 13th Jason Voorhees!The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true story. Jason Voorhees (Born Friday, March 13, 1953) was a deformed mentally retarded child who was mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, and adults alike. He was completely ignored by most everyone as he drowned in Crystal Lake on Friday The 13th in May of 1966. Some even laughed as they believed he was just goofing around and not even drowning! His mother began the killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for her son’s death. Her eventual death finally triggered Jason’s biological resurrection from a ghostly non-corporeal form. The unique mix of his tragic death, the dark energies of Friday The 13th, mental retardation, and possible evil already existing in his immortal soul caused Jason to be caught in the dream plane between life and death. There he garnered the attention of an unknown lone demon who powered his horrifying creation. In addition, inexplicably the magical innocence of childhood was lost somewhere along the way.  The magic that should have prevented this menace from existing, to begin with. Most likely the demonic metaphysical energy fused with his human soul to cause the unholy resurrection of Jason.  A biological supernatural being in lieu of the usual vengeful ghost or poltergeist that one would usually expect in such a situation.

Jason’s non-corporeal consciousness was channeled by the demon into a freshly dead adult human corpse, and his life as one of the greatest supernatural serial killers of all time finally began. Jason’s spirit was in essence adopted by a demon so technically he’s a demonically altered entity possessing a dead body to the point of transforming the DNA to living dead demon status. So he could be classified as a demi-demon to an extent. Since half of him is human, and the other half is demonic in nature. However unlike most demidemons, his flesh is dead, and rotting like a zombie. Jason is more precisely a rare Zombified Demi-Demon, or possibly a Demon-Zombie Hybrid. One advantage of a new body was a moderately healthy adult brain that allowed for him to be more cognizant, and more apt at his profession as a supernatural serial killer.

Jason kills the teen campers at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for not only his own mindless death but the death of his mother as well. Sexed up teens seem to really trigger a rage within him due in part to the prudishness his mother instilled within him along with the fact that the inattentive lifeguards who allowed him to drown were selfishly indulging themselves in carnal lust. There’s also some sub-conscious jealously over never growing up as a normal child, and being able to partake of life’s pleasures. This further darkens his heart and stokes the hellish flames of demonic glee in the great dark beyond where his exploits are applauded. The Devil himself has stated that he finds Jason,”Rather amusing”.

The killings at the original Camp Crystal Lake in Essex County New Jersey ceased once Jason was supposedly killed by some crazy lucky teens.  Not soon after this the camp was burnt to the ground by holy fire courtesy of a brave group of paranormal investigators and the holy clergy they had in tow.  Don’t worry it wasn’t vandalism since the camp was slated to be torn down anyway.  Those who knew about Jason just wanted to make sure he was eradicated.  Unfortunately, he does have a nasty habit of self-resurrecting.  Jason seems to have an affinity for summer camps packed full of adolescents around the continental United States.  Especially those near lakes with the name Crystal.

The dark Voorhees last death took place at a summer camp on Friday, August 13, 1999. It was near a small lake that the residents jokingly renamed Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon.  It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there! Thankfully a nearby team of brave paranormal warriors known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s took down Jason with extreme prejudice. Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful trinity of priests. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Most of the Ten Gallon’s were descendants of the original legendary team of wild west cowboys who specialized in the supernatural. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence.

Even after all that the monstrous metaphysical menace known as Jason Voorhees was still spotted in a ghostly form around the original Crystal Lake and other various lakes around the US.  Thankfully they were nothing more than harmless sightings with occasional brief interactions with the surrounding environment that include sulfurous stinks, cold spots, light flickering, movement of small objects, and other common elements of a haunting. This increased paranormal activity usually coincided with spikes in solar radiation or some other electromagnetic radiation source.  Clearly, the ghost of Jason was powered down, and probably without his demon foster parent.  So as long as he remained that way he wouldn’t be able to return in a biological form.

Unfortunately, the three Friday The 13th’s of 2015 emboldened The Jason Voorhees Cult and its dark practitioners of magic. On Friday, November 13th, 2015 Jason was resurrected by this motley crew of malevolent magicians! You can read the entire sorted tale of terror on our Paranormal News blog. Since then his reign of bloody terror has resumed as he continues to allude paranormal crime fighters and the US Paranormal Defense Agency! He is far more powerful than he’s ever been and no longer will teens and other novices have any chance of taking down the Jason juggernaut! It will take an experienced team of supernatural warriors such as those of us here at Mystic Investigations.

So It Seems Jason Will Live On Hundreds Of Years From Now!

Jason X, the movie portraying Jason in the year 2455, is loosely based on the premonitions of a psychic after she touched Jason’s corpse. At some point in the future the US Paranormal Defense Agency finally gets their hands on Jason, and after their studies are exhausted they put him into deep freeze storage. The cryogenically frozen Jason is effectively forgotten in a deep underground warehouse. The facility itself gets lost in red tape among countless miles of underground warehouse caverns full of items the US government has squirreled away over the centuries.  Finally, in the 26th century, the warehouse was re-discovered by Earth’s future interstellar government.  Since Jason’s cryo-container was marked as a dangerous bio-hazard of unknown origin he was loaded on a spacecraft to be studied at a deep space outpost.  The vast majority of the crew was brutally slain by the accidentally revived Jason.  He was eventually stopped by a sapient android identifying as a female.

Unfortunately, his nearly destroyed body was sealed inside a damaged medical healing bay where escaped malfunctioning nanobots rebuilt him into a zombified demonic cyborg menace!  Bionic Jason quickly dispatched the rest of the crew, including the android, with ease in his new indestructible body. No more rotting body for him as the nanobots perpetually heal him thereby guaranteeing his immortality. The ship continued on autopilot to the deep space station orbiting a research planet.  Jason ended up destroying the station and plummeted down to the planet where he proceeded to continue his interstellar serial killing spree! With his cyborg enhanced intellect, he alluded capture and hijacked ships to other worlds and space stations. In his wake, he left a bloodbath like nothing seen in the recent history of future peace.  It was several years before a joint military force of humans, androids, cyborgs, and extraterrestrials managed to finally kill Jason! Although Jason’s body was completely disintegrated by laser gunfire rumor has it that his consciousness downloaded into a computer, and now he haunts the interstellar internet as a cyber-demon. So it seems that Jason may be a plague on humanity for the foreseeable future! There’s even the alarming prospect of him traveling back in time into computers of past. This due to Faster Than Light processors in future quantum computers. [Twitter]

Notes: Jason most frequently murders at lakes named Crystal or any lakes near summer camps. It’s said he hibernates in the winter or moves south as his living dead form becomes less effective under icy conditions. Certainly we know he can be frozen. Also colder conditions mean less victims roaming about his rural haunts.

Jason Takes Manhattan

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan is based on a true adventure that Mr. Voorhees has in New York City back in the early 1980’s. He unwittingly ended up there when he snaked on to a boat loaded with crazy kids headed out of Crystal Lake. The boat went down a river into the Atlantic Ocean and then up the coast to New York. There were only a handful of the teens left when they got to the city. There he hunted the rest down in the street, subways and alleys! Jason was apprehensive at first being out of his element. However, he rose to the occasion and kept his murder spree intact!

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