What Is Jason Voorhees?

Are The Friday The 13 Movies True?

Friday The 13th Jason Voorhees!The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true story. Jason Voorhees (Born Friday, March 13, 1953) was a deformed mentally retarded child who was mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, and adults alike. He was completely ignored by most everyone as he drowned in Crystal Lake on Friday The 13th in May of 1966. Some even laughed as they believed he was just goofing around and not even drowning! His mother began the killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for her son’s death. Her eventual death finally triggered Jason’s biological resurrection from a ghostly non-corporeal form. The unique mix of his tragic death, the dark energies of Friday The 13th, mental retardation, and possible evil already existing in his immortal soul caused Jason to be caught in the dream plane between life and death. There he garnered the attention of an unknown lone demon who powered his horrifying creation. In addition, inexplicably the magical innocence of childhood was lost somewhere along the way.  The magic that should have prevented this menace from existing, to begin with. Most likely the demonic metaphysical energy fused with his human soul to cause the unholy resurrection of Jason.  A biological supernatural being in lieu of the usual vengeful ghost or poltergeist that one would usually expect in such a situation.

Jason’s non-corporeal consciousness was channeled by the demon into a freshly dead adult human corpse, and his life as one of the greatest supernatural serial killers of all time finally began. Jason’s spirit was in essence adopted by a demon so technically he’s a demonically altered entity possessing a dead body to the point of transforming the DNA to living dead demon status. So he could be classified as a demi-demon to an extent. Since half of him is human, and the other half is demonic in nature. However unlike most demidemons, his flesh is dead, and rotting like a zombie. Jason is more precisely a rare Zombified Demi-Demon, or possibly a Demon-Zombie Hybrid. One advantage of a new body was a moderately healthy adult brain that allowed for him to be more cognizant, and more apt at his profession as a supernatural serial killer.

Jason kills the teen campers at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for not only his own mindless death but the death of his mother as well. Sexed up teens seem to really trigger a rage within him due in part to the prudishness his mother instilled within him along with the fact that the inattentive lifeguards who allowed him to drown were selfishly indulging themselves in carnal lust. There’s also some sub-conscious jealously over never growing up as a normal child, and being able to partake of life’s pleasures. This further darkens his heart and stokes the hellish flames of demonic glee in the great dark beyond where his exploits are applauded. The Devil himself has stated that he finds Jason,”Rather amusing”.

The killings at the original Camp Crystal Lake in Essex County New Jersey ceased once Jason was supposedly killed by some crazy lucky teens.  Not soon after this the camp was burnt to the ground by holy fire courtesy of a brave group of paranormal investigators and the holy clergy they had in tow.  Don’t worry it wasn’t vandalism since the camp was slated to be torn down anyway.  Those who knew about Jason just wanted to make sure he was eradicated.  Unfortunately, he does have a nasty habit of self-resurrecting.  Jason seems to have an affinity for summer camps packed full of adolescents around the continental United States.  Especially those near lakes with the name Crystal.

The dark Voorhees last death took place at a summer camp on Friday, August 13, 1999. It was near a small lake that the residents jokingly renamed Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon.  It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there! Thankfully a nearby team of brave paranormal warriors known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s took down Jason with extreme prejudice. Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful trinity of priests. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Most of the Ten Gallon’s were descendants of the original legendary team of wild west cowboys who specialized in the supernatural. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence.

Even after all that the monstrous metaphysical menace known as Jason Voorhees was still spotted in a ghostly form around the original Crystal Lake and other various lakes around the US.  Thankfully they were nothing more than harmless sightings with occasional brief interactions with the surrounding environment that include sulfurous stinks, cold spots, light flickering, movement of small objects, and other common elements of a haunting. This increased paranormal activity usually coincided with spikes in solar radiation or some other electromagnetic radiation source.  Clearly, the ghost of Jason was powered down, and probably without his demon foster parent.  So as long as he remained that way he wouldn’t be able to return in a biological form.

Unfortunately, the three Friday The 13th’s of 2015 emboldened The Jason Voorhees Cult and its dark practitioners of magic. On Friday, November 13th, 2015 Jason was resurrected by this motley crew of malevolent magicians! You can read the entire sorted tale of terror on our Paranormal News blog. Since then his reign of bloody terror has resumed as he continues to allude paranormal crime fighters and the US Paranormal Defense Agency! He is far more powerful than he’s ever been and no longer will teens and other novices have any chance of taking down the Jason juggernaut! It will take an experienced team of supernatural warriors such as those of us here at Mystic Investigations.

So It Seems Jason Will Live On Hundreds Of Years From Now!

Jason X, the movie portraying Jason in the year 2455, is loosely based on the premonitions of a psychic after she touched Jason’s corpse.  At some point in the future the US Paranormal Defense Agency finally gets their hands on Jason, and after their studies are exhausted they put him into deep freeze storage. The cryogenically frozen Jason is effectively forgotten in a deep underground warehouse. The facility itself gets lost in red tape among countless miles of underground warehouse caverns full of items the US government has squirreled away over the centuries.  Finally, in the 26th century, the warehouse was re-discovered by Earth’s future interstellar government.  Since Jason’s cryo-container was marked as a dangerous bio-hazard of unknown origin he was loaded on a spacecraft to be studied at a deep space outpost.  The vast majority of the crew was brutally slain by the accidentally revived Jason.  He was eventually stopped by a sapient android identifying as a female.

Unfortunately, his nearly destroyed body was sealed inside a damaged medical healing bay where escaped malfunctioning nanobots rebuilt him into a zombified demonic cyborg menace!  Bionic Jason quickly dispatched the rest of the crew, including the android, with ease in his new indestructible body. No more rotting body for him as the nanobots perpetually heal him thereby guaranteeing his immortality. The ship continued on autopilot to the deep space station orbiting a research planet.  Jason ended up destroying the station and plummeted down to the planet where he proceeded to continue his interstellar serial killing spree! With his cyborg enhanced intellect, he alluded capture and hijacked ships to other worlds and space stations. In his wake, he left a bloodbath like nothing seen in the recent history of future peace.  It was several years before a joint military force of humans, androids, cyborgs, and extraterrestrials managed to finally kill Jason! Although Jason’s body was completely disintegrated by laser gunfire rumor has it that his consciousness downloaded into a computer, and now he haunts the interstellar internet as a cyber-demon.  So it seems that Jason may be a plague on humanity for the foreseeable future! [Twitter]

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What Is Michael Myers And Is He Real?

Are the Halloween Movies Based On A True Story?

Michael Myers is one of the most prolific supernatural serial killers in motion picture history! After conducting a thorough paranormal investigation we have discovered the shocking truth that a deranged superhuman serial killer exists which was the basis for the Halloween films.  As is the case with many supernatural occurrences the government covers up the truth and suppresses any media from reporting on the facts for many reasons including the prevention of public panic. Virtually all evidence related to the real Michael Myers has vanished into thin air!

The serial killers true name was Stanley Stiers. Although both Stiers and Myers have the same middle name of Audrey. Much of the 1912 born Stanley’s original killing spree took place in 1920’s Iowa rather than 1970’s Illinois. Quite a bit of the “Halloween” franchise was fictional for the most part. Particularly the explanation for his seemingly supernatural strength, endurance, and stealth along with his refusal to die. Halloween 6 The Curse Of Michael Myers seems to indicate that his paranormal powers are the result of some Druid Curse Of Thorn perpetrated by a cult. Interestingly enough there was a cult dedicated to worshiping Stiers but he killed them off for no reason. Anytime another one pops up he tends to dispatch them with extreme prejudice. I guess the guy is a serious loner!

In reality, Stanley’s dark journey into living diabolical damnation began as a child deeply abused by both his drunken parents after they found out he was not their biological child. Although before that there was an underlying resentment that his conception out of wedlock prompted the couples unhappy marriage. Their real child was taken home by another couple, and all three died in a car crash on the way home from the hospital.  It was found out later a malevolent nurse would switch babies in the nursery just for sick kicks. The nurse was in jail for a time but once she got out she was later killed by Stanley. Stan’s abusive adopted parents had another baby. A girl named Susie who they purposely treated like a princess.  She later became abusive toward Stanley as well.

On Halloween Eve 1923 11-year-old Stanley was told once again he would not be allowed to trick o treat the next night.  For his entire childhood, he was not allowed to trick o treat yet his sister was. Hours after his sister got home from a Halloween party Stanley finally snapped at Midnight, whipped out a butcher knife, and took down everyone in the house including the family dog Mr.Snookers. Snookers was known as the terror of the neighborhood so Stanley did everyone a favor on that front. It’s unknown what Stiers did for most of that Halloween day but later that evening he finally went trick o treating for the first time.  Amid the costumed chaos, he killed a number of his bullying classmates.  Some much older, and bigger than him as well.  In one instance he invaded the home of a classmate taking out the entire family single-handedly. Survivors say he had superhuman strength as he tossed full grown men around like rag dolls before impaling them with his big butcher knife. Stan was captured at sunrise the next day when he was found gleefully eating candy on a swing at the school playground.  Federal agents promptly swooped in to scurry him away to a secret mental institution for further study while suppressing all records of the Halloween night events.

The government wanted to figure out what could cause a kid to commit such heinous Crazy Mikey Myersacts with such ferocious power!  Plenty of kids had been horrifically abused but none had done anything remotely like Stanley at the time.  For 13 years they looked into what made him tick.  Demonic possession was immediately ruled out.  After being a paranormal lab rat there was no evidence of the supernatural.  Then on Halloween night 1936 at the age of 24, he snapped again when some immature orderlies at the federal facility harassed him. Apparently they were annoyed they had to work on Halloween and it always bothered them that Stanley never spoke while seemingly ignoring them. Stiers repaid their idiocy by snapping their necks.  At 6′ 4″ weighing in at 260 pounds his supernatural strength now made more sense.  However, his strength was even more phenomenal culminating in the parking lot where he lifted a car above his head to take out some Federal agents standing in his way. And that was after they blasted him with several rounds of bullets!

Stanley was never re-captured, and reports of his continued murders still pop up across the country.  Horrifying incidents such as Halloween 2013 in Mexico City and in 2017 in Palo Alto, California. Stiers apparently will only travel on foot, and all his slayings have been on North American soil.  Clearly, at age 106 he should not be able to be such a hellish killing machine! This indicates he is immortal if the fact that nobody can kill him wasn’t evidence enough. Government agents of the US Paranormal Defense Agency have been pursuing him since their inception in the late 70’s.  They consider him number nine on their Top Ten Most Wanted ListSorcerer Dimitri Diablo, Halloween Queen Shala, Santa Claus, and Slender Man are on that list as well. We have no idea why they put Santa, and Shala on there. They haven’t done anything wrong!

What Manner Of Supernatural Being Is Stanley?

Stanley is not any type of supernatural being we can identify. Most likely he could be classified as a Soulless Superhuman. We believe his mind descended so far into the depth’s of dark deranged despair that his sub-conscious cut his mind off from his higher dimensional soul. There is actually evidence that the sub-conscious connection to one’s soul acts as a control mechanism so humans aren’t able to access the full potential of mind over matter. Mind over matter comes from our sentient minds interacting with the pure non-corporeal conscious matrix of our reality.  Stiers free of this constraint can carry forth his mindless mission of Halloween killing sprees for all eternity as he wills his body to survive every attack including the aging process.  It’s unknown where he is for the other 364 days of the year. [Also See Michael Myers Vs A Vampire]

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It’s been suggested that he might believe he only has super serial killing powers on Halloween. A belief that stays in place due to his child like mind stunted by a lack of normal social growth. Therefore doesn’t attempt anything on the other days.  He may very well just lie in a bed, or grave dormant for most of the year.  Or he could be the mute guy serving you your nachos at the local Taco Bell.  Various psychics, mystics, seers, and others with second sight can only get a general fix on him on Halloween.  The rest of the year he’s somehow mystically cloaked. This is one reason the government has been unable to capture him thus far. Mystic Investigations had heard rumors about Stanley Stiers for years but didn’t know the full extent of his story until our investigation.  If we were to run into him we’re confident we could capture, and contain him.  Perhaps even reconnect his soul with his mind.  Then utilize paranormal psychological techniques to bring back his sanity, and humanity. Of course, before being rehabilitated he might hyper-age and turn to ash!

With all this being said deeply gifted psychics, seers, and mystics have sensed other Michael Myers in Parallel Universes. Mad Mickey’s more related to the theatrical versions. This deranged master of deadly darkness is everywhere! [Twitter]  Watch The Halloween Movies Online | Michael Myers Inadvertently Saves A Woman From A Vampire | Michael Myers vs The Look-See Monster |

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Are The Twilight Vampires Real?

Thank God the Twilight vampires are not real!  At least not in this particular Universe.  Vampires do exist but they are nothing like the silly sparkling suckers of blood brewing with emotional angst while fawning all over humans. If we had to conjecture what these brooding vampires are then we’d say they were a mating between a fairy and a vampire which isn’t possible in this reality as their supernatural DNA is incompatible. Also a vampire can’t turn a fairy into one of their own sanguine sucking kind or a Fairypire.🧛‍♀️

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The only possibility of getting something akin to Twilight would lie in the way First Generation Royal Vampires came into being. Vampires originally came into existence due to a demon completely possessing a human to the point of altering its DNA. Then they mated with a human to produce an offspring that was the first vampire of its bloodline. It’s possible in another reality a demon possessed a fairy who then mated with a human to create the first generation of fairy vampires. Yes indeed it is possible for Nature Deities like Fairies to mate with humans to create hybrids. A rare few Fairy-Human Hybrids walk among us!🧚‍♀️

Fairy Possession

As far as we know demons can’t possess Nature Deities, such as Fairies, anymore than said deities could possess a biological form demon. Possessing fellow higher dimensional beings and anyone of their related line is supposedly near impossible. It’s plausibly something to do with the connected enchanted energies that bind them together under their respective leaders. That being said there are dark fairies from the Underworld. Even those who end up being corrupted by demonic forces with the promises of more power than the Gods and Goddesses grant them. We also know there are equivalents to vampires in the nature deity realm. Dark Underworld Gods and Goddesses who possess humans down to the DNA level to mate and create various types of vampires.Their traits depend on their patron Gods purpose. Some crave wine while others could subsist off blood. Such creatures are rare due to the Gods finding such dilution of their holy lines an abomination! In addition, Fairies have never been known for their possession prowess. Something seriously lacking in entities like Fairies who are born in a physical form rather than non-corporeal. | Watch Twilight Online To See Vampires Sparkle… |✨

PS: It’s okay for an adult to pose as a teenager to get underage high school chicks even if they’re over 100 years old. All you need is to look like a teenager for it all to be morally legit…Oh and of course you must be a supernatural being beyond the long arm of the law!🙄