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Who Are The Amazon Warrior Women?

Amazon warriors are a mystical race of exquisitely beautiful tall, and toned immortal super women who live deep in the Amazon Rain Forest. Amazons possess super strength, speed, agility, senses, intelligence, and a wondrous woman’s intuition beyond that of mere … Continue reading

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Is The Blair Witch Urban Legend A True Story?

Indeed a dark witch named Elly Kedward was banished from a town called Blair, Maryland in 1785.  This was due to her using dark witchcraft to mesmerize children so she could draw their innocent blood, infused with pure sanguine energies, … Continue reading

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Can A Demon Possess A Vampire?

It rarely happens but yes it’s possible for a Demon to posses a Vampire.  The reason it’s rare is because demons generally look upon vampires as being way beneath them.  There’s also the fact that the human souls of vampires … Continue reading

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What Are Gnomes?

Gnomes are diminutive paranormal creatures of a magical nature who appear to be male yet are technically asexual. They’re usually no taller than 2 feet tall with a slender to medium build. However a few hulks have been known to … Continue reading

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Is There A Cartoon Universe?

Every TV show, movie, and book exists as reality in a parallel Universe whether by natural chance, or via the God like powers of the human collective consciousness.  The sheer belief of the self-aware masses manifesting a new reality out … Continue reading

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Dark Act Passes Congress Giving Free Reign To Fiendish FrankenFish!

A mad scientist, named Lars Alsvik, has stolen various GMO fish parts from labs across the country.  These genetically modified fish are already considered dreaded notorious Frankenfish!  However the mad scientist Lars has stitched the various parts together and reanimated … Continue reading

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What Is Non-Corporeal Energy?

The ultimate source of Non-Corporeal Energy is the pure consciousness of the Macroverse God.  This energy is passed on to his sapient creations that include us humans who reside in his mind.  Non-Corporeal Energy is intellectual, and emotional information sent forth from Gods to … Continue reading

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Have There Ever Been Real Martians?

Propulsion scientist Dr. John Brandenburg wrote a scientific paper titled, “Evidence of a Massive Thermonuclear Explosion on Mars in the Past”. In it he detailed evidence that massive nuclear explosions occurred on Mars some 180 million years ago.  These explosions … Continue reading

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What Is Metaphysical Or Astral Energy?

Metaphysical, or Astral Energy, is basically anything outside our 4-D physical Universe.  When a consciousness is the source, or directing force then said energy can be called Spiritual Energy as well.  In our reality we have the physical matter we see … Continue reading

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Who Are The Amazon Warrior Women?

Rare photo of an Amazon Warrior Princess.Amazon warriors are a mystical race of exquisitely beautiful tall, and toned immortal super women who live deep in the Amazon Rain Forest. Amazons possess super strength, speed, agility, senses, intelligence, and a wondrous woman’s intuition beyond that of mere mortal females! They are more or less a race of Demigods. There has been some power dilution over the centuries with each successive mating of a genetically inferior paranormal being or human male, and an Amazon female. Thankfully their constant homage to Goddesses keeps their powers from dipping below a certain point. Those of Amazon royalty will mate only with Gods, Demigods, Immortals, or other high level supernatural beings. The first of their kind, the original Queen of the Amazons, was the daughter of the Greek God Of War Ares, and a Nereid (sea nymph) named Harmonia. Harmonia is no relation to Ares, and Aphrodite’s (the Goddess of Love) child of the same name. More than likely his love for the sea nymph inspired his daughters name. Read The Rest On Our Main Website…

Is The Blair Witch Urban Legend A True Story?

Dark Witch Indeed a dark witch named Elly Kedward was banished from a town called Blair, Maryland in 1785.  This was due to her using dark witchcraft to mesmerize children so she could draw their innocent blood, infused with pure sanguine energies, for her nefarious unholy rituals! Most of the children were severely weakened, and fell ill!  Not only was she shunned from the community but repeatedly tortured by townsfolk as she lay tied up in the woods.  They partook of all manner of religious rituals upon what they saw as the servant of the Devil when in fact she only served herself!  They wanted to make an example of her, cleanse the community, and even attempt the misguided task of cleansing her soul in the eyes of their holy Lord. Time, and time again they left her for dead bound, and blindfolded in the cold wilds.  Day after day they returned to find her still alive by the sheer force of her wayward will!  Not even wild animals inexplicably went near her! Finally they strung her up, and hung her from a tree!  Elly’s last words were an eternal curse upon the entire town of Blair, and it’s citizens! Her body was eventually taken down, and burned in a shallow grave. Her unholy ashes scattered to the four winds of the forest!  It’s thought that act was the final element that bound her spirit to those very woods for all eternity!  The citizens of Blair assumed they had done right by the Lord, and their witch ridden nightmares were over.  Little did they know that sending Ellly down the long torturous road to death would lead to her return!

It turns out she was drawing blood from children to secure he eternal existence on Earth via a system of magical rituals she personally created free of any demons or other deities. She only wanted to be beholden to herself.  She refused to be a higher dimensional entities slave!  Elly was unable to complete her series of spells but her hellish death caused her to become a ghost rather than moving on into the Afterlife as most do.  Traumatic deaths almost always manifest ghosts. As a ghost with revenge in her heart she could make good on her curse. Normally ghosts are confused with muddled minds and rarely cause much harm.  However her rituals had strengthened her spirit stoked further by her burning anger. As she made good on her curse the fear, and resentment, of the Blair citizens further fueled her with much needed metaphysical energy reserves.  Strong emotions always create their own non-sapient astral energy spirits. Spiritual energy a sapient person can draw upon if they have the right magical knowledge. Through her knowledge of the metaphysical she eventually became a full fledged non-demonic poltergeist!

Elly became known as the Blair Witch while her infamous curse on the entire town caused all manner of accidents, deaths, and disappearances. Then there was the unusual behavior of normally peaceful animals who would attack people for no reason.  Even crops began to fail, and the weather would locally grow violent at times for mere moments before instantly clearing up! Finally the devilish apparitions along with mass nightmares, including herself, that tormented the citizens was the last straw! Eventually everyone abandoned the town in sheer terror! By that time all the Witch’s accusers, half the towns children, and a quarter of the adults had either mysteriously vanished into thin air or were found dead!  So much death, and destruction at her macabre hands gifted her with the ability to temporarily take physical form for a time. It’s said to be a rare pure metaphysical matter form which would make her extremely indestructible! Metaphysical matter is composed of spiritual components rather than atoms, and quarks. This allowed her to walk about her precious woodland she held dear while installing an even more special brand of terror in those who trespassed within her domain!

For many years she lie dormant with the town abandoned, and virtually nobody to feed off of.  She merely became a spirit of the woods. The only spirit since Nymphs, Fairies, and other usual nature deities also abandoned the area in fear of her wrath! In essence The Blair Witch was left to care for the woodland in place of Mother Nature’s supernatural caretakers. Probably the only good quality of the Witch that beckons back to her pure witchcraft roots before they became corrupted by a lust for immortal powers.  It’s been suggested her spinster status spawned hate in her.  A forced journey as a loner due to to her unusual way of life from an early age.  Something perhaps born from her parents who were a dark warlock, and witch in league with the Devil!  Ironically she rejected this power, and rumor has it she murdered her parents in defiance of the Devil himself!  It’s unknown if the Devil ever bothered to retaliate.  He tends to leave evil people alone when they’re causing mayhem toward humankind. Finally in 1824 a new town called Burkittsville was founded on the site of Blair by those ignorant of the urban legend of the Blair Witch.  She was careful, and more patient in poaching her victims this time around as she slowly grew in power again! The woods of Blair was her home, and she needed a continuous supply of children, and adults to torment!  The Blair witch vowed not to be abandoned again!

The Blair Witch is classified as a serial killing poltergeist witch with minor deity propensities. She is responsible for an unexplained string of missing persons, and people found ritually murdered over the past two centuries in the Burkittsville area. This suggests she needs to make more innocent sacrifices to stay tied to our corporeal plane of reality. Her case is unusual due to the fact that most poltergeists are tied to a human built structure or even an individual.  Her haunting’s revolve around an entire town with special preference for it’s dense woodland.  In 1994 three student filmmakers decided to make a documentary about the Blair Witch legend, and hiked into the Black Hills Forest of Maryland. They are never seen again. Although their film footage was recovered in 1995, and viewed by Hollywood Executives that planned to release it as a dark documentary. However as usual the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in, and confiscated the footage. Thankfully Hollywood simply recreated the real footage in a film called The Blair Witch Project. A great many films of a paranormal nature are based on true stories.  This is how most of the populace learns of the dark supernatural world hidden away from them in the shadows beyond their view!

To this day abductions, murders, and mysterious disappearances have continued without any explanation! The government denies that The Blair Witch is real, and continues to cover up this horrifying urban legend.  A number of paranormal professionals have attempted to take on the poltergeist witch but have either never found a trace of her, or have mysteriously disappeared themselves! This includes top flight poltergeist, and witch slayers!  We here at Mystic Investigations are certainly up to the challenge!  We are waiting until the time is right for us to take a trip to the Black Hills near Burkittsville.  We feel confident that we can take down the poltergeist witch with our talented team of supernatural saviors! Fortunately there has been talk in the global witchcraft community of forming a Super Coven! A collective coven of good witches from around the world would enter the blasphemous black forest of Blair, and take down this despicable denizen of darkness once, and for all!

The Blair Witch is considered an extremely dangerous poltergeist whose sole purpose of existence is her continued immortality, and revenge against humankind in general. It appears she is mystically tied to the woods of Burkittsville, or simply refuses to leave.  She is able to take a physical form of metaphysical matter that may or may not have biological components. She also possess a number of frightening paranormal abilities including mind control over victims.  This can include hallucinations, and forcing people to commit suicide.  Her love of woods, children, and mentally tormenting people is reminiscent of the sinister Slenderman.  Although we know that Slender Man doesn’t sacrifice children, and instead stores them in an immortal stasis as he siphons their innocent metaphysical energy from their souls.

The Blair Witch Meets Slenderman!
SlendermanThere is some anecdotal evidence that suggests Slender Man once visited the Burkittsville woodlands in 1977 by sheer coincidence, and actually saved a little boy from the Blair Witch.  We’re not saying Slender Man is good. On the contrary he is beyond evil!  Thankfully when two dark forces meet, and their agendas are opposing we get the unintended anti-hero.  Slender considers kids a precious resource while simultaneously having contempt for the rest of humanity.  The Blair Witch sees kids as disposable garbage to further her own selfish supernatural needs! It’s said that the two titans battled for merely a few minutes.  Enough time for the child to run away, and make it back to his parents.  Things were going well for Slender, especially since he’s immune to a great deal of magic, but then The Blair Witch returned to non-physical poltergeist form.  She began launching trees at him, and attempted to pierce the thick veil of his dark deluded mind.  She finally created a micro tornado whirling him around violently amid sharp stabbing branches. Slender finally had enough, and played his usual teleportation trump card!  He vanished, and the two never met again!

A New Blair Witch Film Is Set To Hit Theaters September 16th, 2016

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Can A Demon Possess A Vampire?

Demon VampiressIt rarely happens but yes it’s possible for a Demon to posses a Vampire.  The reason it’s rare is because demons generally look upon vampires as being way beneath them.  There’s also the fact that the human souls of vampires are already corrupted, and in essence owned by Hell. However there are vampires who fight for justice, and protect humans who might be potential targets for the forces of darkness. Demons are always in the business of bringing everyone they can into the fiery shadows of Hell! Since vampires have demonic DNA they are conveniently compatible vessels for a higher dimensional demon seeking physical form without having to fight the human soul, their Guardian Angel, and the general forces of Heaven.  Some vampires might consider it an honor to be the vessel for a denizen of damnation while others would use their strong will power, and psychic abilities to repel it. Often such possessions are used as a last minute emergency vessel or the demon decides the vampire is in the perfect place to partake of a diabolical device to further darkness on Earth!

Ultimately a demon would have to get permission from the original demon who spawned the first generation of any given vampire line. The dark spirit of the Father or Mother Demon is connected to every single vampire in each successive generation. He or she technically possesses the human soul of the vampire, and is it’s keeper in Hell.  That being said the Parental Demon is the only one who can possess any of it’s vampires instantly without permission. The vampire would be helpless to fight it off as it’s soul is already intertwined with the demon! High level Arch-Demons, and the Devil himself would also be able to possess a vampire with ease, and would not require the permission of the Father Demon. This is due to the Archdemons being the quintessential Fathers Of Hell itself! Although depending on the demons power, and importance permission would be requested as a sign of unholy respect.

Since vampires are generally considered 1/4 demon to a degree it’s plausible that a fully possesses Demidemonblood sucker would have it’s DNA, and body structure altered enough to be considered a Demi-Demon.  However this depends on the generation of vampire along with it’s age. Higher generations of vampire, and ancient ones have the most paranormal powers.  As a Demi-Demon it would no longer crave only blood but the entire human body bones, and all!  This doubly monstrous manifestation would cease once the demon left the vampires body.  Like human possession the vampires body would eventually weaken from the demonic possession due to the powerful burning dark metaphysical energy a demon exudes!  The paranormal vampire body would last a lot longer, and the whole human meals would aid in an extended stay but the body would eventually decay under the supernatural stress. Only a demons natural physical reptilian like form can sustain it in this Universe. Luckily Angels actively prevent such manifestations that require so much focused power that it sets off alarms throughout the Heavens!  So it must leave when the vampire dies if it takes it to that extreme. There are exceptions like the Devil’s human like form that has been in existence since Halloween 2013. It was created within a magical metaphysical maelstrom of mysterious Moira.

Vampire BitingIt’s hard to pinpoint the signs of vampire possession vs the blatant signs of human possession.  The most obvious are a constant red glow in the eyes. Such crimson illumination is usually displayed only when a vampire is extremely angry or serious jacked up on sanguine energy from gorging on blood! Total blackening of the entire eye, including the whites, is another sure sign.  There is also often an additional set of fangs, a greater resistance to sunlight, and the facial features grow more monstrous when it’s agitated.  If you’re dealing with a good vampire then negative changes in behavior will be a warning that something isn’t right.  Use of religious artifacts along with an Exorcism might aid in expelling the demon but you run the risk of killing the vampire! Often in these cases use of Witchcraft that calls upon the Earthy Nature Gods & Goddesses has a better chance of success due to their more neutral nature in the battle between Heaven, and Hell. If the demon is exorcised expect the formerly possessed vampire to suffer major setbacks in his or her quest to grow closer to humanity, and shun the darkness!