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Is Goddess Gaia Mother Earth Real?

Yes, the Goddess Earth is real, and we live upon her body which is the planet herself.  When the Omniverse God created Earth and other complex life-bearing planets in our Universe, he was surprised to find that a soul spontaneously manifested in … Continue reading

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Typhoid Mary: The Plague Doctors Right Hand Woman!

The historically infamous Typhoid Mary, aka Mary Mallon, is still alive, and well…except for the diseases she fosters within her unfortunately desirable feminine form.  She is the top lieutenant, right-hand woman, and Chief Oath Breaker of the paranormal Plague Doctor … Continue reading

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What Is The Jason Voorhees Cult

Virtually every supernatural being and even some famous humans have their own cults. Crazed sycophants hyper-obsessed with a given person to the point of worshiping them like a God. Often the products of weak minded mentally ill individuals with no … Continue reading

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What Is Michael Myers, And Is He Real?

Are the Halloween Movies Based On A True Story? Michael Myers is one of the most prolific supernatural serial killers in motion picture history! After conducting a thorough paranormal investigation we have discovered the shocking truth that a deranged superhuman … Continue reading

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Who Are The Amazon Warrior Women?

Amazon warriors are a mystical race of exquisitely beautiful tall and toned immortal super women who live deep in the Amazon Rain Forest. Amazons possess super strength, speed, agility, senses, intelligence, and a wondrous woman’s intuition beyond that of mere … Continue reading

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What Is Jason Voorhees?

Are The Friday The 13 Movies True? The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true story. Jason Voorhees (Born Friday, March 13, 1953) was a deformed mentally retarded child who was mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, and adults … Continue reading

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Slenderman In Russia

We’ve added some updates on what Mystic Investigations has been up to since January 2018… This years secret International Paranormal Investigators Conference was in Moscow, Russia. It’s a place for most of us in the real paranormal community to compare … Continue reading

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Is Adolph Hitler Still Alive?

What Happened To Hitler After His Supposed Death? Adolph Hitler is not presently alive but there is an alarming potential for future resurrection! There are also anecdotes about having himself cloned via advanced secret Nazi technology now lost in WW … Continue reading

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Did Hitler Create A Race Of First Generation Vampires?

Our latest supernatural intelligence indicates that Hitler indeed fathered one of the last known sets of first generation vampires.  The first generation of vampires was formed by a demon so completely possessing a human that the DNA was altered.  They … Continue reading

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Is Goddess Gaia Mother Earth Real?

mother-earth-gaiaYes, the Goddess Earth is real, and we live upon her body which is the planet herself.  When the Omniverse God created Earth and other complex life-bearing planets in our Universe, he was surprised to find that a soul spontaneously manifested in some cases.  This normally occurs once the planet is teeming with life and everything begins working in a clockwork symbiotic manner.  After over 4 billions years of our planet existing without a spirit, Mother Earth was finally born 252.28 million years ago as a sapient consciousness.  She became the very soul of Earth itself.  Unfortunately Gaia’s birth, and initial self-awareness, inadvertently caused the greatest mass extinction Earth has ever seen.  The Great Dying, or Permian–Triassic Extinction Event caused up to 96% of marine species and 70% of terrestrial species to become extinct thereby disrupting Gods evolution program.  Evolution being a pre-programmed software of sorts on the hardware of the Earth within God’s pure consciousness matrix.

God realized that the soul of the Earth was intertwined in its destiny so he re-programmed it to fit Gaia into the equation.  Later on, the Devil would hijack the evolution program again to create the dinosaurs and a race of sentient humanoid dinosaurs. The Devil also tried to bring Gaia into his web of deception but she would have no part in his intricate mind games.  Despite being more powerful than her he could not capture her for she was the very planet itself.  Mother Nature’s power would later surpass the Arch-Demon Devils abilities when God adopted her as his Heavenly daughter. She then joined the elite ranks of The Sons & Daughters Of The Omniverse God. Their power is third in line to the Omniverse Personifiers that include The Darkness!  However, this made the Devil even more determined to acquire her power for his own nefarious ends!

You can feel Goddess Gaia’s rage in earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, blizzards, and other violent natural phenomena.  This increases with each passing year as humankind, and also sinister supernatural beings, continue to destroy her holy vessel on which they live.  Mostly she neutralizes as many negative effects as she can in order to save the Earth and her very life. However mass deforestation, pollution, and the premature extinction of animal species continues courtesy of human hands. A price initially paid on every planet that evolves a sapient species of intelligent life!  Despite her fits of anger she has never been more weakened between the devastation of her surface and the lack of worship among humans.  The Earthly Nature Gods and Goddesses gain more power when human souls worship them, or even just believe in them.  This belief gives them access to the enchanted metaphysical and non-corporeal energy that souls can provide.  Unfortunately, in modern times we have the lowest belief level for the nature deities since monotheism, and even atheism have become king.

Thankfully Mother Earth is an immortal Goddess who has existed long before there were humans to worship her.  Gaia will never die even if Earth is destroyed.  If the Earth were destroyed it’s possible she could resurrect her planetary body.  She could also possess another planet or simply move into the Heavenly dimension above to take her place as one of God’s daughters.  In the end, though it’s unlikely she would allow her Afterlife plane of reality, The Paradise Plane, to perish for it’s anchored to the physical Earth. The Paradise Plane is a hauntingly beautiful haven for the spirits of all dead and extinct animal species along with being the realm of numerous nature deities under the guidance of Goddess Gaia.  She utilized time travel to ensure all the species that died before existence live on forever!  It’s plausible as a disembodied Goddess she could phase her metaphysical energy into a solid metaphysical matter form creating a new Super-Earth.  A planet of pure solid light energy where the immortal spirits of all life could live on for eternity in paradise. May everyone have an Enchanted Earth Day! [Twitter]

Typhoid Mary: The Plague Doctors Right Hand Woman!

Typhoid MaryThe historically infamous Typhoid Mary, aka Mary Mallon, is still alive, and well…except for the diseases she fosters within her unfortunately desirable feminine form.  She is the top lieutenant, right-hand woman, and Chief Oath Breaker of the paranormal Plague Doctor of death! The Plague Doctor being the darkest immortal figure when it comes to diabolical diseases. She is also known as “The Female Plague Doctor” who directly leads The Plague Doctor Cult. Their mission is to spread disease, and suffering to as many people as possible. Their ultimate end game is the eradication of human life as we know it. In its place, they want monstrous humanoid like viruses, bacteria, and other microbes!

From Typhoid Mary To Plague Mary
Mary Mallon was born on September 23, 1869, in Ireland before immigrating to the United States in 1883 at the age of 15.  She eventually became a Cook for wealthy families in the State of New York. Mary gained notoriety for being an asymptomatic carrier of Typhoid Fever. This means she carried the potentially deadly disease but displayed no symptoms. She was presumed to have infected 51 people, three of whom died. She was forcibly quarantined and upon release changed her name to Mary Brown to continue working as a cook despite being forbidden to do so! She originally didn’t believe she was causing sickness but finally embraced the power it had over people because being quarantined and ostracized angered her! Her second quarantine was for life once her fraud was discovered!

Six years before her death, she was paralyzed by a stroke. While in this state she communed with Pestilence who was one of the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse and the deity The Plague Doctor worships. Pestilence declared to the Doctor “She is the one!” The only successor to the Plague Doctor throne if anything were to Pestilence forbid happen to him. The only person other than himself to receive the dark gift of paranormal disease manipulation. Mary supposedly died on November 11, 1938, of pneumonia at the age of 69. However, Pestilence put her into a supernatural stasis while the Plague Doctor posed as a mortician to steal her body and leave some fake ashes in its place. In a dark ritual, she was brought back to vibrant life with the ability to absorb all manner of diseases as an asymptomatic carrier who could spread sickness at will!

The Surgeon General Of Suffering Finds His Partner In Pandemic Pandemonium!
The Plague Doctor finally had found his soul mate in Mary as they made dark love amid him teaching her his wayward ways.  He taught her how to channel the dark metaphysical energies of diseased suffering, and death to acquire Dark Immortality. How to absorb disease, manipulate it within her body, and then spread it forth at merciless will. Her feminine wiles are an effective tool in seducing power players, infiltrating affluent homes, corporate boardrooms, and various facilities to spread sinister sickness. Even to this day she enjoys posing as a cook. Just making someone barf at a fast food drive-thru is said to bring joy into her heart while her cold eyes grow wild with excitement! Mary has also recently relished in spreading STD’s among those pulled into her wanton web!

Typhoid Mary provides important insulation for the Plague Doctor as he is one the most wanted supernatural beings on Earth! He trusts her completely to lead his malevolent minions across the world! Whereas the Plague Doctor often wears his bird’s beak mask Mary wears no such thing. Only a surgical mask if she doesn’t want certain people to get sick since she doesn’t have 100% control of her diseases like the Plague Doctor. Any disease spread through the air can be a danger spewed from her! She is thought to have hundreds if not thousands of viruses, bacteria, and horrifying microbes dwelling within her deceptively beautiful form. If you spot a hot chick in a nurses uniform exercise caution as it could be the infamous Typhoid Mary!

What Is The Jason Voorhees Cult

Virtually every supernatural being and even some famous humans have their own cults. Crazed sycophants hyper-obsessed with a given person to the point of worshiping them like a God. Often the products of weak minded mentally ill individuals with no real purpose in life. These like minded loons get together and Shazam you have a full-fledged cult. From there their mission may be harmless but sometimes their need to please their adopted God can turn downright dangerous! The Cult Of the infamous zombified demidemon serial killer Jason Voorhees is no exception!

The Inception Of The Jason Voorhees Cult
The Voorhees Cult, or The Voorheesian’s, technically came into existence on Friday, May 13, 1966, when a 13-year-old Jason Voorhees drowned in Crystal Lake. As a deformed mentally retarded child he was not well received by the other kids nor most of the staff at Camp Crystal Lake. He endured great cruelty and bullying despite his mother working there as a cook. Due to her son’s special needs, she was unable to find someone to watch him so she had no choice but to bring him to the camp. A gifted 14-year-old hereditary Witch named Secilia was the only one who befriended Jason. She saw past his horrifying appearance and seemingly slow intellect. They had something in common since her excessive weight made her an outcast with the kids at the camp. She had visions and dreams of Jason’s future. She knew then he was a Dark Lord trapped in a pathetic human form.  She tried various rituals and spells to help him but nothing worked under her limited experience. On that fateful Friday The 13th when Jason drowned she was in town and returned to find out he had died.  She realized his death was meant to be as was his inevitable resurrection from the metaphysically cleansing waters of Crystal Lake.

As a hereditary witch, her family had collected various texts over the centuries including one of the powerful Grimoire’s known as the Book Of The Dead.  The specific text was the nefarious Necronomicon Ex Mortis!  Her family had fallen away from the dark side over the past 100 years so the dangerous Grimoire was locked away. Secilia, however, was born with a darkness she yearned to access.  It’s suspected that possibly the demon Deathcilius influenced her unknowingly despite never contacting her directly. This is the demon who immediately showed an interest in Jason’s dark anguished spirit after his death as he walked the Earth as a confused ghost. She stole away the Necronomicon Ex Mortis in the hopes of bringing Jason back to life in a supernatural form. She failed countless times until the demon took action at the perfect paranormal power time along with using Secilia’s Book Of Dead ritual as an anchor to our physical world. On November 13, 1970, Jason was resurrected for the first time by having his spirit channeled into a freshly dead adult human corpse.  It was the body of an unfortunate soul born on Friday The 13th.

The Malevolent Misguided Mission Of The Crazed Cult
Secilia shadowed Jason’s movement for years helping him where she could but she was eventually driven away by the forces of magical righteousness.  After losing a great deal of weight she became a charismatic cult leader who recruited dark minded individuals such as herself.  Fellow witches, warlocks, and also useful idiots. The highest ranking of these fools are members born on Friday The 13th. The so-called “Chosen Ones”. They are eager to be future vessels for Jason’s dark spirit when he inevitably rots too much of his zombie-like physique or finds himself slain by supernatural warriors once again. The Voorheesian’s view those who oppose them and work to kill Jason as “Sinners”. Clearly, their vision of reality is skewed to thinking that evil is good, and good is evil.  Oddly enough the closest thing to good in the cult are the vows of celibacy usually only seen by seriously devout religious individuals. And they are deeply serious about it! If they catch another member doing anything unsavory they will not hesitate to tie them up until Jason pays a visit! Only Jason is allowed to kill unless a cult member has no choice if it’s self-defense.

Their ultimate mission is to raise Jason to Godhood status and cleanse the world of hormonal humans who refuse to cease their vile sexual acts and mindless procreation. Cult members often lead Jason to the fresh lust filled prey that he relishes in exterminating! Especially older teens and twenty-somethings hot and heavy into the carnal acts. This stems from the lifeguards at Crystal Lake having sex rather than watching the water that he drown in. There’s also a sub-consciousness jealously of not ever having a normal life that allowed him to engage in such activities. Apparently, if they ever manage to commit their global genocide dreams they assume they will become immortal and have no need for kids.

Secilia met her end as the Voorhees Cult Leader on Friday, August 13, 1999, when The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s killed Jason, and exorcised his sponsor demon Deathcilius into oblivion!  She attempted to save Jason’s life but was taken into supernatural custody, and thrown into a private prison at a secret location deep underground.  She hasn’t been heard from since then as the Cult continues searching for her. However, when in deep meditation some members can hear her speaking in their minds just as they sometimes see Jason’s sinister thoughts.

The Voorhees Cult believes the birth of Jason was destiny, and it’s up to them to aid his ascension to a diabolical deity status.  They consider
Jason’s supernatural state to be the equivalent of the Christ child, or probably more exactly the Anti-Christ child!  However, it’s their opinion that opposing forces are keeping Jason from rising to his fully Godly glory. Namely the people who end up slaying him back to spirit status.  They also blame Jason’s Father Elias Voorhees for beating Jason’s Mother, Pamela Voorhees, during her pregnancy with Jason. This, in turn, caused her to turn to the bottle for solace.  The booze, and beatings, while Jason was still in the womb, is what caused his sorry physical, and mental state thereby deeply dulling the Voorhees Cult’s glorious future God.

The crazed Cult even blames the Devil, and most demons in general for not fully supporting Jason, and aiding in his resurrection efforts once the demon Deathcilius was gone. I guess they don’t see the potential in Jason that the cult does. It seems the Devil only finds him “Somewhat Amusing” and was embarrassed by Deathcilius’s exorcism. Instead, the Voorheesian’s continue to browse Dark Gods as potential paranormal sponsors who will finally recognize Jason’s inner glory. They look at each of his kills as a sacrifice to a future deity. They even store part of the souls of Jason’s victims in special crystals. Emerald crystals of dark luck gifted to them by a Clurichaun (Dark Leprechaun) sympathetic to their Voorhees cause. The very crystals they use in their resurrection rituals and the ones they hope to present to a Dark God willing to play ball.

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On Friday, November 13th, 2015 the Voorhees Cult managed to resurrect their God in an elaborate mystical ritual. Since then Jason Voorhees has crossed the country bathing in the blood of those he’s mercilessly murdered in cold blood! Many supernatural crime-fighting teams, such as Mystic Investigations, have attempted to apprehend, and terminate him. Unfortunately, he has been quite elusive with the support of his faithful Cult!

Since his restoration, Jason has made finding the Dark Witch Secilia a top priority second only to supplying him with fresh meat! In her absence, the High Priest Necromancer Julius manages the cult. As a loyal disciple of Jason and Secilia he has been a force to be reckoned with for those of us in the paranormal community looking to take Jason down. He works tirelessly in the hopes of giving Jason permanent immortality in a non-rotting body leading to his prophesied ascension to Dark Godhood. We can only hope this insanity never comes to pass!

If you were born on Friday The 13th you may be a target of the cult. If approached by them don’t fall for their blasphemous bull! Don’t believe the promises they make you. It’s all lies! Even if you never hear from them they could be watching you! Always be on extra high alert on every Friday The 13th!
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