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What Are The Supernatural Implications Of A Nearby Supernova?

What Are The Paranormal Effects Of A Betelgeuse Supernova? The giant red star known as Betelgeuse is approximately 642 light years from Earth. The star is so huge that it would extend out to Jupiter if it replaced our own Sun! Betelgeuse … Continue reading

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What Is A Pentalpha Poltergeist?

A Poltergeist is a malevolent metaphysical energy spirit or force with the ability to deeply affect physical environments including inflicting harm upon humans. The Pentalpha Poltergeist is a rare paranormal phenomenon in which five ghosts who died by the same … Continue reading

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What Is The Loch Ness Monster?

Nestled in the Scottish Highlands lies the deep dark murky waters of Loch Ness. Within these wondrous waters, one can find an abundance of wildlife including the infamous paranormal creature known as The Loch Ness Monster! Over the centuries the … Continue reading

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Do Half Vampires, Demi-Vampires, Or Dhampir’s Exist?

Yes Half Vampires, Demi-Vampires, or Dhampir’s, are real.  Although, these Human-Vampire Hybrids are an extremely rare breed created by only two methods. One is for a First Generation vampire to mate with a human. Although the First Generation vampire would actively … Continue reading

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What Did Mystic Investigations Do On Easter Fool’s Day?

On April 1st, 2018 we were cautious while enjoying Easter Sunday festivities as it was also April Fool’s Day. Especially after we had issued an April Fools Easter Alert the day before! On April 1st we generally garner the honor … Continue reading

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The Memorial Day Zombie Ghost

The following is the story of Mystic Investigations encounter with a deceased Veteran of World War II who became a Zombie Ghost. This alarming event took place on Memorial Day of 2015….All of us at here had off on Memorial … Continue reading

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Can Zombies Walk Up Stairs?

Some might think the thought of Zombies climbing up steps as a little too human considering their walking dead state. However, zombies can indeed navigate staircases in a rudimentary manner. Normally they will stagger about on relatively flat surfaces with … Continue reading

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What Is The Adirondack Abomination?

Amid the breathtaking beauty of Upstate New York’s Adirondack Mountains, a sinister supernatural scourge lurks among the dark wooded shadows! Within those woods, a wayward genetic experiment took place in a top secret government lab under the misguided supervision of the … Continue reading

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Mystic Investigations Battles The Plague Doctor And His Minions!

I, Mystic Investigations President Xavier Remington, led a paranormal team to investigate the Adirondack Abomination in upstate New York. Ultimately we were unable to capture the creature but we did collect a lot of interesting data. The rest of the team, … Continue reading

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What Are The Supernatural Implications Of A Nearby Supernova?

What Are The Paranormal Effects Of A Betelgeuse Supernova?
The giant red star known as Betelgeuse is approximately 642 light years from Earth. The star is so huge that it would extend out to Jupiter if it replaced our own Sun! Betelgeuse is the second brightest star in the Orion Constellation and number nine when it comes to brilliance in our own night skies. It is set to violently explode in a Supernova event sometime within the next 100,000 years. However, top psychics predict it will meet its maker in the next 1000 years! Astronomers have no way of knowing that it hasn’t already done so because we’re currently seeing the star as it was 642 years ago due to its light taking that long to reach us. That being said we’ve been told by extraterrestrial insiders that various visiting aliens claim it hasn’t exploded yet.

Six hundred and forty-two years after the superstar goes Supernova it will light up the night skies with a stupendous shimmer rivaling the Full Moon. So the phase of the New Moon there will always be a light at night for as long as one year before the glorious glimmer fades into nothingness. It will either become a Neutron Star or a Black Hole not visible by the naked human eye. Naturally, the brightness of the Supernova will make it more difficult for sky watchers to view other stars during that time. Betelgeuse will be remarkably visible during the day acting as a much dimmer son of the Sun. Thankfully the distance and size of the supernova will not be substantial enough to send forth damaging gamma rays. Such ravaging rays could damage our upper atmosphere and the ozone layer. In addition, the gamma radiation could produce a multitude of monstrous Hulks in those with the right DNA.

Blessed Holy Supernova Light Protects Us From Paranormal Darkness!
Virtually all stars produce Holy Light as they are the source of light for our physical Universe. This light was also said to be blessed by several Gods including the Omniverse God himself. The simple fact that most Stars are inhabited by Sun Gods and Goddesses makes them holy and therefore a repellent against the forces of darkness. Unfortunately, the stars in our night skies aren’t bright enough to have an effect on evil entities. Thankfully the blessed supernova will confine Vampires indoors for up to a year. That is unless they take extraordinary countermeasures to prevent bursting into unholy flames when exposed to the holy light of Betelgeuse! Werewolves can resist sunlight for a time but it does cause them great pain. So they would be yelping loudly as they run for shelter. In the case of younger Werewolves, their transformations might cease until the holy light no longer shines in the skies. Unlike the metaphysical energies of the Moon that has its hold on Werewolves, it is the pure light of the sun that possesses holy power. So cloud cover would make a difference thereby allowing vampires, werewolves, and other demonic entities to venture forth cautiously.

Zombies can go staggering into sunlight since they lack the demonic DNA that makes one vulnerable to holy light. However the walking dead don’t like bright light shining in their weak decaying eyes so they may hide off in the wooded shadows on clear nights. During the Witching Hour to the Devil’s Hour we may see far less haunted activity in the realm of ghosts, poltergeists, dark spirits, and demons as the blessed Betelgeuse light cleanses the general nocturnal environment of evil. When the sainted Supernova reaches us it is prophesied to be the Year Of Holy Light. A time of extreme peace and luck for humankind. Leprechauns, Unicorns, Fairies, Nymphs, various nature deities, and a plethora of other righteous paranormal beings will flourish across the Earth taking back the night from all that nefariously lurks about! In unison those practing rightous light magic will find their powers greatly increased! Those born in that year will have special immunity to supernatural entities of evil! There may also be a major increase in those displaying psychokinetic powers as humanity continues its evolution to Godhood!

How Will The Betelgeuse Supernova Transform Our Skyscape?

The Betelgeuse Supernova will also deliver us a new load of holy iron thousands of years from the time it explodes!

What Is A Pentalpha Poltergeist?

Haunted House Hell Of HellA Poltergeist is a malevolent metaphysical energy spirit or force with the ability to deeply affect physical environments including inflicting harm upon humans. The Pentalpha Poltergeist is a rare paranormal phenomenon in which five ghosts who died by the same horrific incident become bonded into a perplexing pact of violent vengeance!  Most of the time a magical element involving blood sacrifices, and Sanguine Pentagrams are required to create a sinister spirit so powerful that it repels even the most powerful of demons!  The Pentalpha itself creates a metaphysical Pentagram that wields extreme magical powers which manifest blatantly into our reality. Thus far there is no known way to free the human ghosts from their collective consciousness as a Pentalpha Poltergeist.  If you’ve entered a haunted house containing such a blasphemous beast then there’s no way you’re reading this because you would have died and been damned within the confines of the supernatural structure!

What Is The Most Powerful Poltergeist Of All Time?
The most powerful poltergeist known in the secret supernatural record is the Lancaster Family Pentalpha Poltergeist. An entity actually born of a God-fearing family brutally slain by a cannibalistic serial killer in Dust Bowl-era Kansas.  A poltergeist still in existence to this day in their original house of indestructible horrors hidden behind top-secret government protocol in a zone known as Paranormal Area 842.  The birth of the Lancaster Pentalpha began on the nefarious night of April 8th,1938 when a lone serial killing drifter & magical practitioner named Flynn Mallory brazenly murdered Kenneth Lancaster in front of the four other members of his family who were helpless to exit into the suffocating Snuster, aka massive blizzard, and dust storm.  He proceeded to tie everyone up, and then monstrously ate Kenneth’s raw heart in front of the Lancaster Family. Their terrified eyes displaying the sheer shock of this surreal event!  Eventually, he dispatched with the rest of the family in the same manner for the purposes of completing a demonic blood ritual to attain unholy paranormal powers.  In the process, he inadvertently created the makers of his eternal Earthly Hell.  The Pentalpha Poltergeist!  Read The Complete Lancaster Family Horror…

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What Is The Loch Ness Monster?

Nestled in the Scottish Highlands lies the deep dark murky waters of Loch Ness. Within these wondrous waters, one can find an abundance of wildlife including the infamous paranormal creature known as The Loch Ness Monster! Over the centuries the dinosaur-like cryptid has been spotted by numerous witnesses. The first official sighting in the public record was by an Irish Monk named Saint Columbia in the year 565. However, numerous other sightings and attacks are listed in the secret paranormal record. In some cases, reports have been lost to history or even covered up by historians working on behalf of various governments who don’t want to alarm citizens. From that time up until 1332 paranormal records indicated the blasphemous beast was quite vicious! It would relentlessly attack animals and people before disappearing back into the deep depths in a flash! Over the centuries no warriors, whether human or supernatural, could ever find nor slay the Monster Of Ness! After 1332 there were only sparse sightings and all were generally peaceful in nature. We now know the reason for this lies firmly in the hands of our planets top Sorcerer of the light named Ian McTavish.

The Deception Of The Loch Ness Monster
The Monster Of Ness is more or less a paranormal Plesiosaurus that is approximately 12 feet long. It has two large fore flippers and two back flippers. The creature has a long tail and extremely long neck. Its head isn’t much wider than the top of the neck. The skin is reptile like with a grayish green coloring. The beast’s eyes have been known to occasionally glow crimson, yellow, and even a light green due to demonic DNA and various magics within. The once carnivorous monster is known to be immortal with supernatural stealth abilities.

The Birth Of The Loch Ness Monster
The Loch Ness Monster came into existence courtesy of the dark Sorcerer Melvin Covington. He wanted to test his prolific powers since recently rising from the status of Sorcerer’s Apprentice. At the same time, he wanted to punish the bullies who ousted him from the village he grew up in. Even his own family disowned him because they felt he had a darkness in him that couldn’t be cured. He was always a socially awkward weakling generally disliked by all and things only got worse when he turned to practicing magic. After being rejected by his own people he found refuge in England with an evil Sorcerer who took Covington under his wayward wing. However, Covington was also bullied by his new malevolent master and eventually he killed him in a cowardly manner!

In the year 555, he stealthily returned to his village on the shores of Loch Ness. In a secluded area amid the Witching to Devil’s Hours, he conjured up the Monster Of Loch Ness. He originally intended a land creature to terrifying everyone but he foresaw it would be more easily discovered and eventually slayed. At the time Dragons were already being taken down left and right by brave warriors who would later be known as Knights. Instead, Covington created an aquatic creature who could perpetually hide in the deep dark water. A horrifying entity that could dive at people on shore, swallow swimmers, and strike terror in the hearts of fishermen!

The mainstream populace had no knowledge of dinosaurs at the time but those in the real supernatural community knew of this planets amazing prehistoric facts. Covington used psychic temporal magic to sense sea creatures in his general vicinity 200 million years in the past! He then opened a time portal and brought forth a newborn Plesiosaur baby into a mystically roped off area of the Loch containing spelled waters full of perplexing potions. He imbued the young aquatic carnivore with a demonic essence called forth from the bowels of Hell via various dark Underworld Gods. The little beast was a female as Covington hoped to bring forth a male for breeding. The minute monsters eyes glowed crimson as the demonic essence took hold among other mystical alterations making the creature invulnerable to attack and immortal as well. The sinister Sorcerer spelled the monster to stay within Loch Ness forever tormenting anyone in the vicinity! He also programmed its mind to have a taste for human flesh and then secondly for wildlife when necessary. Every life taken would be considered a demonic sacrifice to increase the Sorcerers power base. Covington then gave the creature a dark blessing before commanding it to swim away into the moonlit waters.

From that night onward the Loch Ness Monster slaughtered many an innocent along with causing heart attacks in some out of sheer terror. Thankfully, the full force of its power wasn’t seen until it was a grown adult monster within 3 years. Before that time the Sorcerer Covington began preparations to conjure up a male monster but he himself couldn’t resist personally going after those who had wronged him. This included intricate schemes to drive entire families crazy before taking them down in what he saw as personal justice. Luckily his insanity caught the attention of a powerful coven of witches who had enough! They dispatched Covington to the fiery pits of the Underworld with extreme prejudice! Despite considerable effort, they weren’t able to locate the blasphemous beast he birthed! However, their protective magical efforts limited the full brunt of the Loch Ness Monsters rabid rage!

The Monster Becomes A Gentle Giant
In 1331 the Sorcerer Ian McTavish came to investigate the legends of the monster while looking for a location to build his magic school. He was instinctively drawn to the shimmering waters of the Loch. Then one fateful night he caught glimpse of the Loch Ness Monster going after some moonlight skinny dippers. Ian dove in and took on the beast with the raw power of his mighty magic! He was able to subdue the leviathan after a few hours but chose not to extinguish its life as it was an innocent pawn in Covington’s warped magic. Instead, McTavish removed the demonic essence with an elaborate enchantment. He had no idea at the time but he was actually removing the demonic DNA intertwined within the beast. Unfortunately, the creature was still powerful and a carnivorous dinosaur. McTavish called upon various nature deities including Goddess Gaia Mother Earth herself to bless the monster and give it an intelligent love for all living things. It was Universally forgiven for the atrocities it performed while under the spell of demonic influences. From that moment forth the newly christened creature of a gentle sort would only eat plants and mystical food provided by McTavish. He had tamed the beast and decided Loch Ness was the perfect place for his school.

There on the shores of Loch Ness, the Sorcerer McTavish erected his magically cloaked campus to educate those with paranormal potential from around the world! Completed in 1333 it is now the finest school of its kind on Earth known as the McTavish International Academy Of Magical Sciences! The Loch Ness Monster became affectionately known as Nessie by students. She became the school’s mascot whose image is proudly displayed on their flag and other institutional memorabilia. Nessie often gives students, professors, and guests rides around the portion of the Loch with a cloaking spell on it. Unfortunately, Nessie can be somewhat mischievous at times and escapes the metaphysical barrier thereby being seen by everyone. These are the sources of sparse Loch Ness Monsters sightings every so often. Next time you’re in Loch Ness and spot Nessie fear nor for she is harmless and only wants to be friends!

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The recent project of testing Loch Ness waters for DNA will fail! They simply don’t have the equipment to identify supernatural DNA. Not to mention the fact that Nessie’s bodily structure doesn’t shed any cells!

Thank God Covington Didn’t Call Forth Predator X!