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Does The Rarest Natural Earthly Element Have Supernatural Uses?

Astatine is the rarest naturally occurring element to exist on Earth. It’s a radioactive element listed on the Periodic Table with the atomic number 85 and the symbol At. The elements name comes from the Greek word Astatos which means … Continue reading

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A Flower Moon Werewolf Warning Is In Effect!

The Full Moon of May is usually known as The Flower Moon since it’s the month spring flowers first bloom in abundance. The mainstream community is also classifying this as a Blue Moon due to it being the third of … Continue reading

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Is Scientology And The Alien Xenu Real?

The religion of Scientology and virtually everything they believe in, including the infamous Extraterrestrial Xenu, is…wait for it…NOT TRUE!🙄 Yes, indeed folks this is a first for Mystic Investigations. Our vast array of supernatural articles have espoused that several aspects … Continue reading

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Is Goddess Gaia Mother Earth Real?

Yes, the Earth is indeed a Goddess named Gaia who is also known as Mother Earth or Mother Nature. We live upon her body which is the planet herself. When the Omniverse God created Earth and other complex life-bearing planets … Continue reading

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Are Star Wars & The Force Real?

Is Star Wars Based On A True Story? The Star Wars franchise is indeed based on a true story!  The Jedi, The Force, the Rebels, and the battle against the Galactic Empire a long time ago in a Galaxy far … Continue reading

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What Are Genies, Jinn, And Djinn?

Genies are magically confined members of a race of beings known as Jinn. Jinn are immortal indestructible creatures created before humans and after Angels. Long before the concept of biological matter ever existed.  In fact they were created before the … Continue reading

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What’s The Story Behind Enchanted Easter?

The Enchanted Easter Bunny And Demigod Jesus Christ The sensational supernatural story of Easter begins with the Demigod Jesus Christ. It is a celebration of his resurrection after being crucified by the Romans in about 30 AD. As the son of the Omniverse … Continue reading

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Is Freddy Krueger Real?

Yep, it’s a real shocker! Indeed Freddy Krueger is a real paranormal entity which means the Nightmare On Elm Street movie franchise is based on a true story. Often the entertainment community is nice enough to inform us of the secret … Continue reading

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Can Unicorns Have Babies?

Both Immortal humans and animals usually can’t have kids. This is because Mother Nature has made our world firstly for mortals. Of course with free will and intelligence in the mix, it is only a matter of time before humankind … Continue reading

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Does The Rarest Natural Earthly Element Have Supernatural Uses?


Astatine is the rarest naturally occurring element to exist on Earth. It’s a radioactive element listed on the Periodic Table with the atomic number 85 and the symbol At. The elements name comes from the Greek word Astatos which means unstable. Astatine is a semi-metal that results from the decay of uranium and thorium. Its half-life is barely 8 hours which means it becomes something else in less than 24 hours. Namely bismuth or polonium isotopes. Really it’s vaporized by the heat of its own radioactivity. At any given time there is only somewhere around 30 grams in the Earth’s crust scattered around the world! That’s only about 2 Tablespoons!

Natural Elements Always Have Paranormal Purposes

It seems Mother Nature has given us a paranormal purpose for everything. The most famous is of course silver that provides a wide variety of benefits across the natural and supernatural spectrum. Especially when it comes to Werewolves! So does the radioactive Astatine have any protective, repellent, or healing properties? Nothing could be found written about it in the secret supernatural records hidden among ancient scrolls around our wondrous world. We had several psychics, seers, and mystics attempt to access information about it in the higher dimensional Akashic Records. There were three enchanted entries found stating what Astatine could do. In all three it is made clear that synthetically created Astatine will not work! Even if it could work scientists have produced only .05 micrograms total thus far! Interestingly enough a fourth entry revealed who is in charge of the stuff!

Astatine Can Open Up Paranormal Portals

Apparently, a mere microgram can be used in a magical potion of common items and a rather simple spell. The result is the ability to open up a temporary portal to anywhere in our Multiverse! It would allow travel back and forth to anywhere in space, time, alternate dimension, and Parallel Universe! Of course, you need to finish your business within 8 hours or you’ll be stranded where ever you traveled to! There is also a mention of a variation on the potion and spell that can create a bubble Universe based off your fantasies. Once inside you can choose to stay for 8 hours or forever! 

Astatine Has Repelled A Parallel Dimensional Alien Scourge From Earth!

It appears Astatine has conveniently kept away aliens from a reality out of phase with ours. They are referred to as the Mortelaceravit which appears to be a word derived from Latin meaning “Mangled To Death”. The species are like a bus-sized virus that destroy anything that moves via repeated brunt force attack and absorption of broken down elements. They are made of some indestructible inter-dimensional substance and only Astatine can extinguish them. Even the 30 grams on our planet can be sensed by them if they start to phase into our dimension. Without Astatine life could have never evolved on Earth! Thank God for this element!

The Astatine Blade

If enough Astatine could be mined to create a decent sized blade it would look like a dark metal. That blade would have to be created by magical means and would only last half a day! Such a mystical weapon is said to have the power to destroy, banish, or repel anything that takes a physical form on Earth. This includes any higher dimensional or parallel dimensional entity all the way to the Omniverse and Macroverse level. In higher level beings such as Angels and Gods, it is assumed it merely sends them back to their dimension temporarily so it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to use it! They’d come back extremely annoyed at you! That being said it could eradicate or at least send someone like the sinister Slenderman back to his home dimension! There are also indications it could erase a Philosophical Zombie.

Of course, the only way to create such a weapon would be to travel through time or Parallel Universes to gather enough Astatine to form a knife. The holy blade must be at least 6 inches long and thick enough not to bend. It would have to be quite a quick quest to collect the unstable substance before it dissipates and have a supernatural blacksmith forge a blade! Then find the paranormal person you want to use it on! This would probably be a last-ditch option when all else has failed against a fantastical foe who presents a gargantuan danger to many people! However it is certainly something higher dimensional beings like Angels, Demons, Jinn, etc could create instantly.

The God Of Astatine

All things in nature have a deity in charge of it. In the case of the rare radioactive element Astatine, a male Fairy named Astatos is in charge of it. Although he has been bestowed with the title God by Goddess Gaia Mother Earth. The Greek God Zeus and others have tried to coerce Astatos in granting them unlimited access to Astatine via temporal and five-dimensional manipulation to gain access to larger quantities. It’s assumed they want top flight weapons to use in the War Of Armageddon! As he is under the protection of Gaia they can’t force him. Gaia herself is under orders from the Omniverse God to remain neutral in the coming supernatural battles! So it is unknown if praying or conducting a ritual to summon Astatos would do any good? More likely Astatos is deeply concerned about keeping the inter-dimensional Mortelaceravit alien scourge off the planet!

A Flower Moon Werewolf Warning Is In Effect!

The Full Moon of May is usually known as The Flower Moon since it’s the month spring flowers first bloom in abundance. The mainstream community is also classifying this as a Blue Moon due to it being the third of four Moons in a single season. However, in the paranormal world, it doesn’t have the supernatural sway of a true Blue Moon. Thankfully, the Flower Moon doesn’t enhance Werewolves in any way so we only have the standard threat of being mauled, eaten alive, or turned into a mindless monster! The only benefit to humans is the fact that Flower Goddesses, Nymphs, and Fairies will be rising to peak power. Read The Rest Of This Werewolf Warning On Our Paranormal Activity Forecast…🌺

Is Scientology And The Alien Xenu Real?

The religion of Scientology and virtually everything they believe in, including the infamous Extraterrestrial Xenu, is…wait for it…NOT TRUE!🙄 Yes, indeed folks this is a first for Mystic Investigations. Our vast array of supernatural articles have espoused that several aspects of the paranormal world are in fact real. In this case, there is no evidence for this silly space plane flying Xenu fella. Nor his particular Galactic Federation that supposedly existed some 75 million years ago. Even upper tier psychics, seers, and mystics can’t detect a Parallel Universe where this idiocy exists!🤣 At the time zany Xenu would have come to Earth biological Demons walked the planet freely. They could have easily eaten Xenu for breakfast! Also, these imaginary immortal alien spirits known as Thetans don’t cause spiritual harm in humans. There are already demons, dark gods, sinister Earthly spirits, and haunting ghosts who perform such despicable acts. Thankfully, there are very few alien spirits plaguing humankind. Far more are abducting and experimenting on them!👽

The Righteous Road To Religious Riches!

In the end, Scientology is a fable based cult created by L. Ron Hubbard in his Dianetics books. He was smart enough to realize the powerful hold religion has over people. The power to influence their thoughts and daily actions through fear of holy retribution. The ability to raise large sums of money through donations based merely on a simple story. Imagine the massive mountains of moola J.K. Rowling could add to her billions if she declared Harry Potter was real and created The Church Of Hogwarts? She would be the worlds first official Trillionaire!💰

The longer a religion exists the more credibility it usually gains. Even with celebrity followers like Tom Cruise and John Travolta, it’s said that Scientology only has about 50,000 members. However, The Church Of Scientology claims to have over four million followers. Whatever the number these slick weasels pull in a cool $500 million a year! So why not be like Hubbard and make up your own religion today! You too could be on the road to riches and slave-like worshipers meeting all your needs!😂

Xenu Imposters

Interestingly enough there are a handful of demons and dark gods with the name Xenu. However, there is no official relation to Scientology. We are aware the dark Underworld god Xenu tried to impersonate the alien character. He hoped to siphon the soul driven energy of church members. Fortunately, L. Ron Hubbard didn’t want someone else homing in on his action.  He rectified the situation by hiring a wicked witch to banish the dark deity back to the Underworld. There was also a demon named Xenu who messed around with top-level Scientology members just for giggles. Ironically, the Scientologists secretly called in top flight Vatican Exorcists to get rid of the false Xenu!😈