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What Do You Call A Group Of Zombies?

Zombies tend to flock together since their limited instincts tell them that greater numbers means easier human kills.  Those of us in the professional paranormal community always refer to an accumulation of zombies within an area of up to several … Continue reading

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What Is Midnight Oil?

We’ve all heard of the old saying,”Burning The Midnight Oil“.  Another way of saying someone is hard at work even beyond what is required of them. Often refers to workaholics who push work beyond the normal business day flying firmly into the … Continue reading

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Are The X-Men Real?

Are X-Men Mutants Based On A True Story? To an extent the X-Men comics, and movies are real.  Not necessarily the specific characters, storylines, or the description of their reality but rather the fact that superhumans do exist. With each passing … Continue reading

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What Is The Paradise Plane?

The Paradise Plane, aka the Earthly Afterlife, is an Earthly Heaven created by Mother Nature Goddess Gaia as an Afterlife for all non-intelligent sapient life on Earth along with various supernatural beings of non-demonic or angelic origin. Nature deities such … Continue reading

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Is Goddess Gaia Mother Earth Real?

Yes the Goddess Earth is real, and we live upon her body which is the planet herself.  When the Omniverse God created Earth, and other complex life bearing planets in our Universe he was surprised to find that a soul spontaneously manifested … Continue reading

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Death Is The Best Chance For Time Travel!

For the average human the best chance at traveling through time is unfortunately when you die!  There is a small window of opportunity where your spirit crosses over to the Afterlife through the Astral Dream Plane.  This can be a … Continue reading

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How Anyone Can Be Superhuman!

A previously unknown, and well hidden clause in the fine paranormal print of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact addresses human free will in the department of Superhuman abilities. Specifically enhanced strength, speed, agility, senses, intelligence, health immunity, and immortality!  However this … Continue reading

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What Causes Eye Glowing In Supernatural Beings?

A great many paranormal creatures seem to display the blatantly identifiable characteristic of brilliantly illuminated eyes.  Radiance well beyond that of natural nocturnal animals such as those of the feline variety.  In that case what we’re seeing is the reflection … Continue reading

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Is Simple Mind Over Matter The Cure For Vampirism?

For reasons not fully understood by vampires nor human cryptozoologists, approximately 50% of Vampires who acquire temporary amnesia believe they’re human.  Within that belief a physical reality forms, and they display Human characteristics.  They no longer spontaneously combust in holy … Continue reading

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What Do You Call A Group Of Zombies?

Zombie MadnessZombies tend to flock together since their limited instincts tell them that greater numbers means easier human kills.  Those of us in the professional paranormal community always refer to an accumulation of zombies within an area of up to several acres as a horde of zombies.  The term horde is used the most among zombie hunters, and Cryptozoologists.  If just a small area has a group of zombies, such as a building, or small graveyard, it’s called a infestation of zombies.  A more widespread lot consisting of nearly an entire community or more are called a plague of zombies.  A large area of a nation infested with zombies is called a zombie epidemic.  An entire country or continent of zombies would be called a zombie pandemic.

If the whole Earth were plagued by zombies then it would be referred to as a Zombie Apocalypse.  If in the distant future a zombie pandemic spread to other planets, and star systems it would be called a Zombie Hyper-Apocalypse.  In general supernatural investigators will refer to zombies as the zombie scourge, or a potential zombie virus outbreak as the zombie menace.  Now you know the proper terms when you encounter zombies which is of course the first thing you’re thinking of.  The whole being eaten alive thing is just a second thought. :)

What Is Midnight Oil?

Midnight OilWe’ve all heard of the old saying,”Burning The Midnight Oil“.  Another way of saying someone is hard at work even beyond what is required of them. Often refers to workaholics who push work beyond the normal business day flying firmly into the Midnight Witching Hour.  In the world of the supernatural there really is a substance called Midnight Oil. It’s the pure enchanted essence of Midnight itself.  An oil composed of metaphysical matter, aka solidified metaphysical energy.  This rare Oil Of Midnight is used in extremely powerful spells in conjunction with the paranormally powerful Witching Hour.

Generally only a powerful Coven Of Witches, working in unison with a Circle Of Life Can Be MagicWizards, can create this sinister supernatural substance. In some cases ultra powerful Sorcerers can do it on their own.  Every element in our reality of physical matter is composed of solidified energy which in turn has a metaphysical energy programming base it springs forth from.  Even non-tangible items have a meta energy source. This includes a measure of time like Midnight.  Since this is the number one time for magic to take place, along with spirits crossing into our reality, a great deal of supernatural juice circulates in the Midnight metaphysical energy source located in the five dimensional astral dream plane between life, and death.  Powerful ritualistic witchcraft spells can milk this meta astral energy from the great beyond. Then wizards work their alchemical magic in solidifying the energy into a metaphysical matter form.  The easiest form for them to manifest the Midnight energy is an oil that naturally appears black like crude petroleum.

Midnight Oil VaseThe highly volatile Midnight Oil must be kept in a special jar imbued with protective magics to keep it stable, and well preserved for storage. If handled in the wrong way it can be highly explosive! Many times greater than even Nitroglycerin. It’s also a highly corrosive paranormal acid that can bore a hole right through someone’s body in only a few seconds! It’s deeply toxic vapors can send someone on a terrifying astral projection journey straight to Hell itself!  Enough of it inhaled can cause immediate death! It’s no wonder the most common use for Midnight Oil is a catalyst for dark magical spells, and paranormal assassinations!  Thankfully it’s extremely hard to get even a few drops of the vile substance.  Mystic Investigations only has one drop on hand for research purposes.

Are The X-Men Real?

Are X-Men Mutants Based On A True Story?
To an extent the X-Men comics, and movies are real.  Not necessarily the specific characters, storylines, or the description of their reality but rather the fact that superhumans do exist. With each passing decade the number of humans beings born with minor, or full on psychokinetic, telepathic, and other superhuman abilities is steadily increasing.  Those with psychic powers who can control their surroundings, or manifest forms of matter, and energy from their bodies or thin air!  Others who have enhanced strength, speed, agility, intelligence, and senses.  This is merely the natural course of how sapient species evolve on plants across our paranormal Universe.  When biological species evolve to a certain point of self-aware intelligence they generate a soul that is simultaneously born in countless higher dimensions outside of time-space.  At some point there is a God like ascension to prodigious power in those unimaginable dynamic dimensions.  Our various dimensional incarnations are linked to each other metaphysically which is evidenced by Junk DNA that more or less contains latent super abilities in most humans. However to some degree, mostly too minute to notice, every human has an array of superpowers.  The most common is mind over matter as witnessed by the Placebo Effect, and various fabulous feats publically performed by entertaining individuals.

The ever advanced evolution of a sentient species pushes them ever closer to ascension into higher dimensional Godhood as a society outside the normal individual ascension via simple death.  The body, and brain begin to assimilate the Junk DNA as normal DNA thereby slowly but surely activating various super powers in each successive generation.  As we speak now there is a silent minority of superheros, and supervillians who fight a secret battle in the shadows against each other, versus the supernatural forces of darkness, and humans who oppose them as well.  Secrecy is essential in order to prevent public panic, and the ensuing witch hunt followed by capture, experimentation, and even potential extermination by close minded frightened individuals.  Certainly secret black ops divisions of various governments, such as the US Paranormal Defense Agency, are aware of the existence of these X-Men Mutants. Although they’re of course not called that. Generally they’re referred to as Superhuman, or identified by their particular power.  These heros, and villains are sought after by the government who wish to understand, and harness their awesome powers.  At the end of the day it’s inevitable that humanity’s future will see everyone with a scientifically measureable degree of super powers in about 10,000 years or so based on current estimates.

Is Magneto, Professor X, And Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Real?
There are currently no central superheros, or villains who rally the forces of superhuman, good, and evil.  There are supernatural beings other than human who fill such roles but strictly in the superhuman arena our world isn’t like the X-Men in that respect.  Many operate independently or join up with various small gangs mainly for the purposes of amassing money, and power.  It’s not that uncommon for powers to give people delusions of grandeur, and superiority which prompt them to join paranormal or human criminal organizations to elevate their status in life.  There are all manner of secret supernatural, and magic schools around the world that will train those with superpowers in order to hone their skills so that they may join the battle against the forces of evil.  The McTavish International Academy Of Magical Sciences is largest and most prestigious institution that covers virtually all things metaphysically marvelous!  Plausibly the closest thing to Xavier’s School is the Tanzania Psychokinetic College. It’s the top learning institution on Earth specializing in Psychokinetic powers of the mind.  The vast underground complex is said to be hidden in the Tanzanian jungle near a large lake for those with water manipulation powers.  Students usually practice their powers inside the concrete, and steel facility but also in the open jungle as well.  Any student with pyrokinetic powers (fire manipulation) is usually shadowed by one with Cryokinetic (Ice Manipulation), or Hydrokinetic abilities to prevent large scale jungle fires.  However it’s rumored a witch is on staff to provide protection spells to prevent damage to nature, and other students just learning to harness their potentially horrifying powers!

On Mystic Investigations own supernatural crime fighting team we have a telekinetic psychic named Julia Hathaway.  Our resident witch Rebecca Abernathy has hydrokinesis, Faunapathy, and other abilities based in her Mermaid genes.  She also has witch DNA that gives her a natural ability to command magic, and utilize her active witchcraft power known as the Mystic Sphere.  Drake Alexander is a powerful 5th generation vampire while Zack Powers has advanced bionic based superhuman enhancements.  Our Cryptozoologist Doctor Ashley Abercrombie has minor abilities based on the fact that she’s half zombie!  I myself as Mystic Investigations President have displayed some superhuman tendencies in tense situations but no definitive source of that has been sighted. It could simply be good old fashioned mind over matter!  | Watch All The X-Men Movies Online! |

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