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What Does The Shiny Red Button Do?

The Master Control Room Of The Entire Universe! #WhatDoesTheShinyRedButtonDo Some 300 million light years from Earth, in the Coma Supercluster of Galaxies, lies an extremely sophisticated control room on a gargantuan spherical space station the size of our Moon. Within that control … Continue reading

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Difference Between Being Immortal And Amortal

Immortality is simply the absence of the aging process in a biological entity.  In the world of the supernatural there are a number of known Immortal beings that don’t age, and live forever.  These include special humans, vampires, mermaids, demigods, … Continue reading

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What Is Michael Myers, And Is He Real?

Are the Halloween Movies Based On A True Story? Michael Myers is one of the most prolific supernatural serial killers in motion picture history.  After conducting a thorough paranormal investigation we have discovered the shocking truth that a deranged superhuman … Continue reading

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What Is A Money Monster?

A Money Monster is a unique paranormal creature that grows to no more than a foot tall.  It is bright green in color with large green eyes, and protruding diamond sharp teeth. The micro monstrous menace has two fin like arms … Continue reading

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Friday The Thirteenth Warning In Effect!

Friday The 13th spawns global Paraskevidekatriaphobia, aka the fear of Friday The 13th, along with Triskaidekaphobia, fear of the number 13 itself.  These fears foment into a sub-conscious spirit within the human collective consciousness causing increased bad luck, and dark metaphysical energies.  Thankfully … Continue reading

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Is Keanu Reeves Immortal?

The Totally Excellent Immortal Adventures Of Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves, one of the most masterful thespians of modern times, is indeed an Immortal whose original name is simply Keanu without any surname.  Naturally Keanu, other Immortals, and various Supernatural Beings … Continue reading

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Where Does Slender Man Come From?

Why Does Slender Man Hang Around The Woods? The sinister Slender Man is known for inhabiting wooded areas, and performing his acts of terror not too far from said places. However he is not tied to the woods since he has … Continue reading

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Is Game Of Thrones Real? What Planet Does It Take Place On?

Is Game Of Thrones Based On A True Story? Game Of Thrones is an HBO fantasy television series about the battle for the Iron Throne of the Seven Kingdoms, and the lives of the noble families within.  It appears to … Continue reading

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What Do You Call A Group Of Zombies?

Zombies tend to flock together since their limited instincts tell them that greater numbers means easier human kills.  Those of us in the professional paranormal community always refer to an accumulation of zombies within an area of up to several … Continue reading

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What Does The Shiny Red Button Do?

The Master Control Room Of The Entire Universe!
Universal Reset Button#WhatDoesTheShinyRedButtonDo Some 300 million light years from Earth, in the Coma Supercluster of Galaxies, lies an extremely sophisticated control room on a gargantuan spherical space station the size of our Moon. Within that control room are a variety of shiny illuminated buttons including the largest, and most ominous one.  That shiny red button in fact has the power to reset the entire Universe thereby erasing it from existence, and causing another Big Bang to recreate our reality!  This blasphemous button is located in the most powerful control center in the whole Universe!  A master management room that literally accesses the metaphysical energy-information program that designs, and maintains the entire physical Universe.  In essence a melding of magic, and technology by an advanced alien society that ascended to higher dimensional Godhood billions of years ago. It’s unknown if they ever used the crazy control center on a large scale let alone resetting the Universe.

This information is brought to us by a handful of extremely powerful psychics, seers, and mystics.  They see a time when the forces of darkness may access this control room causing Universal havoc! The room housing the shiny red button of Universal destruction is slightly out of phase with our reality, and cloaked in a dark energy field.  Long since abandoned it’s only a matter of time before someone is clever enough to find it, and attains god like powers over the entire Universe!  A clause in the Supernatural Secrecy Pact says certain events such as the creation of technology, even if a widespread threat, must be played out without higher dimensional interference. However the original creators of the space station could return to reclaim, or destroy it.  And of course anyone in our reality could demolish it as well.  Better yet the forces of justice could utilize it to turn the everything into a perfect paradise!

The Universal Control station is an amazing work of art in it’s own way.  The perfect union of magical practitioners, and scientific technologists working together to hack the programming code of our Universe to take away it’s wild uncertainly, and reign in full control. It’s said to have Universal wide Author Authority powers over our complete reality! This includes the ability to reprogram sapient beings anywhere in the Universe. Conceivably a person could grant themselves every psychokinetic power in existence, aka Omnikinesis.  At that point they really wouldn’t even need the control room anymore as they would have the same powers on their own person! It’s thought that the control center was essential to the higher dimensional ascension of the extraterrestrial society that created it to begin with! Thankfully the supernatural supercomputer system is not artificially intelligent. It needs someone to work the controls.  We can only hope that nobody ever hits that shiny red Universal Self-Destruct Button sending us all into oblivion!

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Difference Between Being Immortal And Amortal

Immortality is simply the absence of the aging process in a biological entity.  In the world of the supernatural there are a number of known Immortal beings that don’t age, and live forever.  These include special humans, vampires, mermaids, demigods, and various creatures with some level of higher dimensional lineage.  In the future all humankind will become Immortal courtesy of technological advancements! Unfortunately Immortality doesn’t mean complete invulnerability from death.  Depending on the variety of Immortal they might be killed by any means, or only in a certain set of limited scenarios. Especially if advanced healing is present.  In this way they are mortal at heart.  If for no other reason they would meet their maker someday when their atomic structures eventually come unglued in the final trillions of years the Universe experiences it’s own swan song.  Although the Macroverse, and this Omniverse may live on forever without end, this particular parallel Universe will someday cease existing unless some awesome higher dimensional power intervenes!

Amortality refers to not only being Immortal but also having the inability to die.  Generally these are beings never born into the physical Universe, and therefore were technically never alive to begin with  Although this doesn’t mean they’re invincible.  They may be weakened, badly injured, or bested in a fight by certain limited means.  Despite that they still can’t be killed by any means. This even includes beheading, or complete incineration of their physical bodies!  If the Universe came to an end they would theoretically just float about the dark five dimensional void of nothingness for all eternity.  It’s virtually unheard of for a biological being to be Amortal since most of the time we’re talking about enchanted entities from higher dimensions of reality or special parallel dimensions.  These amazing amortals include Angels, Demons, Jinn, and Poltergeists along with virtually all Gods, and Goddesses.  However there are isolated circumstances where these metaphysical energy entities may take a pure physical form, on purpose, or against their will, and in essence downgrade to Immortal status.  A state where their spiritual form is solidified in their physical body.  If extinguished they would be blinked from existence without any higher dimensional soul to fall back on.  Some of these supernatural beings also possess the power to bestow Amortal status on anyone they so choose.  Certainly Genies, aka caged Jinn, are able to grant wishes of amortality, and even invincibility to an extent!  Some ultra powerful human practitioners of magic may give themselves, or others, immortality along with amortality to an extent!

Technically the human soul in all it’s various higher dimensional incarnations is Amortal as well.  Which means outside this Multiverse we’re all Amortal!  This includes Ghosts, Human Angels, Travelers, and Human Gods since our destiny is to eventually evolve, and ascend to Omniverse God status, and beyond!

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What Is Michael Myers, And Is He Real?

Are the Halloween Movies Based On A True Story?
Halloween's Michael MyersMichael Myers is one of the most prolific supernatural serial killers in motion picture history.  After conducting a thorough paranormal investigation we have discovered the shocking truth that a deranged superhuman serial killer exists which was the basis for the Halloween films.  As is the case with many supernatural occurrences the government covers up the truth, and suppresses any media from reporting on the facts for many reasons including the prevention of public panic.  Virtually all evidence related to the real Michael Myers has vanished into thin air!

The serial killers real name was Stanley Stiers, and much of his original killing spree took place in 1920’s Iowa rather than 1970’s Illinois. Quite a bit of the “Halloween” franchise was fictional for the most part.  Particularly the explanation for his seemingly supernatural strength, endurance, and stealth along with his refusal to die. Halloween 6 seems to indicate that his powers are the result of some Druid Curse Of Thorn.

In reality Stanley’s dark journey into living diabolical damnation began as a child deeply abused by both his often drunk parents after they found out he was not their biological child.  Their real child was taken home by another couple, and all three died in a car crash on the way home from the hospital.  It was found out later a malevolent nurse would switch babies in the nursery just for kicks.  The nurse was in jail for a time but once she got out she was later killed by Stanley.  Stan’s abusive adopted parents had another baby.  A girl named Susie who they purposely treated like a princess.  She later became abusive toward Stanley as well.

On Halloween eve 1923 11 year old Stanley was told once again he would not be allowed to trick o treat the next night.  For his entire childhood he was not allowed to trick o treat yet his sister was. Hours after his sister got home from a Halloween party Stanley finally snapped at Midnight, whipped out a butcher knife, and took down everyone in the house including the family dog Mr.Snookers who was known as the terror of the neighborhood.  It’s unknown what Stiers did for most of Halloween day but that night he went trick o treating for the first time.  Amid the costumed chaos he killed a number of his bullying classmates.  Some much older, and bigger than him as well.  In one instance he invaded the home of a classmate taking out the entire family single handedly. Survivors say he had superhuman strength as he tossed full grown men around like rag dolls before impaling them with his big butcher knife.  Stan was captured at sunrise the next day when he was found gleefully eating candy on a swing at the school playground.  Federal agents promptly swooped in to scurry him away to a secret mental institution for further study while suppressing all records of the Halloween night events.

The government wanted to figure out what could cause a kid to commit such heinous Crazy Mikey Myersacts.  Plenty of kids had been horrifically abused but none had done anything remotely like Stanley at the time.  For 13 years they looked into what made him tick.  Demonic possession was immediately ruled out.  After being a paranormal lab rat there was no evidence of the supernatural.  Then on Halloween night 1936 at the age of 24 he snapped again when some orderlies harassed him.  He repaid their idiocy by snapping their necks.  At 6′ 4″ weighing in at 260 pounds his supernatural strength made more sense.  However now his strength was even more phenomenal culminating in the parking lot where he lifted a car above his head to take out some Federal agents standing in his way. And that was after they blasted him with several rounds of bullets.

Stanley was never re-captured, and reports of his continued murders still pop up across the country.  One as recently as Halloween 2013 in Mexico City.  Stiers apparently will only travel on foot, and all his slayings have been on North American soil.  Clearly at age 102 he should not be able to be such a hellish killing machine.  This indicates he is immortal if the fact that nobody can kill him wasn’t evidence enough.  Government agents of the US Paranormal Defense Agency have been pursuing him since their inception in the late 70’s.  They consider him number nine on their Top Ten Most Wanted ListSorcerer Dimitri Diablo, Halloween Queen Shala, Santa Claus, and Slender Man are on that list as well. We have no idea why they put Santa, and Shala on there.  They haven’t done anything wrong!

What Manner Of Supernatural Being Is Stanley?

Stanley is not any type of supernatural being we can identify.  Most likely he could be classified as a Soulless Superhuman. We believe his mind descended so far into the depth’s of dark deranged despair that his sub-conscious cut his mind off from his higher dimensional soul.  There is actually evidence that the sub-conscious connection to ones soul acts as a control mechanism so humans aren’t able to access the full potential of mind over matter.  Mind over matter comes from our sentient minds interacting with the pure thought matrix of our reality.  Stiers free of this constraint can carry forth his mindless mission of Halloween killing sprees for all eternity as he wills his body to survive every attack including the aging process.  It’s unknown where he is for the other 364 days of the year.


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It’s been suggested that he might believe he only has super serial killing powers on Halloween, and therefore doesn’t attempt anything on the other days.  He may very well just lie in a bed, or grave dormant for most of the year.  Or he could be the guy serving you your nachos at the local Taco Bell.  Various psychics, mystics, seers, and others with second sight can only get a general fix on him on Halloween.  The rest of the year he’s somehow mystically cloaked. This is one reason the government has been unable to capture him thus far.  Mystic Investigations had heard rumors about Stanley Stiers for years but didn’t know the full extent of his story until our investigation.  If we were to run into him we’re confident we could capture, and contain him.  Perhaps even reconnect his soul to his mind.  Then utilize paranormal psychological techniques to bring back his sanity, and humanity.

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