Are Jumanji And Other Cursed Supernatural Board Games Real?

The Original Jumanji Film Is Based On A True Story!
Supernatural Jumanji BoardgameIndeed cursed paranormal games do exist!  In fact, Jumanji, a Zulu word meaning “many effects”, is a real game somewhat similar to what was seen in the hit 1995 motion picture starring Robin Williams.  We don’t know all the murky details about the real Jumanji board game, its origins, or current location beyond a shadow of a doubt.  Rumors and anecdotal evidence seem to indicate that Jumanji was the creation of an African Witch Doctor, and a Dark British Witch in the late 1800’s. They were diabolical lovers who sought to perpetuate evil in an eternally unique way. The true inspiration for their game was a deep disdain for Europeans and other outsiders pillaging the sacred lands of Africa for the sake of silly safaris. Oddly enough their intent came from a good place. However, the execution was pure evil!

The crazy couple inadvertently discovered that their planned self-sacrificing deaths to set off the cursed game would allow them to become immortal. They live on in the game and are sometimes released temporarily into the real world during gameplay. Paranormal play that includes herds of dangerous animals stampeding from the game. The board game may also manifest a real overabundance of jungle plant life, aboriginal warriors, and big game hunters! It can also suck players into the games metaphysical world for decades at a time!  Jumanji is currently in the secret possession of the British Royals. It’s said that they purchased it at a secret underground Illuminati auction. Perhaps Queen Elizabeth has played it at least once?

The Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Video Game Is Real!
Interestingly enough the 2017 movie Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle was inspired by the real-life events that led to the board game being adapted to a video game. A disturbing game in which players are sucked into a virtual jungle of danger appearing as their chosen avatars. A video game loving Wizard named Wazzle had heard the Jumanji legend. Sometime in 2012 he broke into a royal vault in London and stole the Jumanji board game. He carefully studied it’s paranormal programming and began translating it into computer code with the aid of a marvelous Mystic named Velluza. After three months they cracked the complete code and Wazzle began designing the graphics and storyline of the game.  In order to curse his version of Jumanji and make it like the board game, he mercilessly sacrificed Velluza to a Cyber-Demon. This unknown Cyber-Demon now infests the video game tormenting players with glee!

Players who get sucked in and lose the game die as Cyber-Demonic sacrifices who live on in the game as their own personal hell! Winners get to live with the nightmare of their time in the terrifying challenge. Wazzle is instrumental in luring people to the video game he places at key locations around the world to lure in unsuspecting teens and gamers to play. Amazingly it can be played on any gaming platform including PC. For every 13 sacrifices, Wazzle wins another 13 years on Earth past his natural date of death. The last known location of the video game was in Moscow, Russia. It has yet to hit North America but rest assured Wazzle will probably bring it here with the release of the new Jumanji movie. If you manage to get hold of this horrifying game please contact your local paranormal investigator, supernatural warrior, or practitioner of magic. Tread carefully because Wazzle is never far from the game that can magically appear as a compact disk, floppy disk, or video game cartridge!

Incidentally, Wazzle purposely left the Jumanji board game behind at an abandoned hideout after he was done using it to design his video game. He knew that all manner of powerful forces would be after him and he wasn’t interested in playing perpetual hide and seek. Jumanji was ultimately recovered by her Majesties Secret Service. It was promptly returned to the royal vault in London where it now sits. However, it is said that the game is lent out to royals, billionaires, and other VIP’s around the world. In addition secret supernatural sections of the British government conduct testing on the game to unlock its paranormal perplexities.

The Romanian Game Of Death Commisioned By Dracula!
A paranormal board game even more deadly than Jumanji originates from Romania.  It’s called “Joc De Moarte” which literally translates into “game of death” in Romanian.  Joc De Moarte was a board game commissioned in the late 1700’s by the infamous Prince Dracula Of Wallachia. A prominent second-generation member of the global vampire royal family.  Dracula was bored with the monotony of his daily murders, and bloodsucking as the centuries rambled forth before his dark immortal life.  He wanted a real challenge so he looked to the world of magical practitioners to spice up his daily deadly routine.

The infamous Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo took up the challenge to create the ultimate supernatural board game of death!  Back in those days, he had yet to achieve the power he has today as the current King Of Hell.  Back then he actually had some alliances instead of taking on the wayward world independently.  Diablo was friends with Dracula for a time, and he was impressed by the power Diablo wielded.  Over the course of a year, Dimitri perfected the diabolical board game from hell.  When completed Dracula played the first game with Dimitri, another vampire, a witch, a Lycan, and a hapless human.  The playing board runs its way through a damned castle of darkness, and the surrounding Black Forest Of Doom.  Dice, riddle cards, and a small magical crystal ball guide players forward to the end game.

Throughout the blasphemous board game, magical beings materialize out of thin air and attack at will.  They include demons, poltergeists, Earthly Gods, vampires, werewolves, zombies, sorcerers, witches, warlocks, wizards, and miscellaneous malevolent monsters.  The Black Forest Of Doom actually appears in the general area the game is being played at key points. Similar to solid holographic simulations.  In reality, they are active astral projections. Ultimately the frightening game takes players on a quest for the Devil’s Unholy Grail.  A real-life chalice once used by the Devil.  It’s said to give a pure evil soul the ultimate power while damning the rest straight to hell against their will! A pure soul of light would, in fact, destroy the chalice by merely touching it.

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The unholy cup is made of cursed Carbonado, aka black diamond, and is said to be forged within the very fire and brimstone of hell itself.  To activate its power a person must drink their own blood from the chalice.  The location of the real chalice is unknown but its said the winner of the game will gain a clue to its location.  The game also duplicates the chalice giving the winner a surge of power courtesy of the Sorcerer Diablo.  During the first game, everyone died except for Dracula, and Dimitri.  However, Dracula nearly died while playing, and at the end, after Dimitri let him win, he thanked Dimitri for the amazingly exciting experience! As the game creator, Dimitri can’t be killed by it.

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Joc De Moarte provided Dracula with many decades of fun for him and his guests.  The game is self-powered by powerful demonic spells and works independently of Dimitri Diablo by mystical metaphysical means.  Although most of the game conjures up imaginary supernatural entities there are some real Demons, Gods, ghosts, jinn, monsters, and other hellish entities called forth. Some trapped in the game, and others called from the great beyond. This makes it dangerous even when a player is done with the game since these entities can linger, haunt, and even possess the victim.  Naturally powerful beings like Dracula under demonic protection don’t really have to worry about the after-effects of this most disturbing board game.

Unfortunately, Dracula eventually grew tired of the game and thought it would be funny to release it into the world to plague humankind on a random basis.  Evey cold-hearted supernatural soul loves watching average people enter the frightening world of the paranormal for the first time! By then Dracula and Dimitri had gone their separate ways so he had a wizard tie the games crystal ball to a crystal ball in his castle so he could watch the mayhem the game caused.  It’s also a fair bet that Dimitri can spy on game players at will via his psychic powers. The historical record indicates that the first deaths caused by the released game occurred sometime in the 1840’s.  The deadly game has popped up every so often with morbid consequences all around the planet!

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The last recorded sighting was at a Halloween party in Winterset, Iowa in 1977.  43 people lost their lives, including 27 teens, despite the fact, only 6 people were playing the board game.  The entire large two-story home turned into a bloodbath of evil entities unleashed by Dimitri’s deadly spells tied to the seemingly harmless wood, and crystal game.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency quickly swooped in and covered up the massacre due to the obvious paranormal nature of the deaths.  It’s unknown if the game is currently in the Federal government’s custody or if it’s still floating around ready to find it’s way to a new generation of foolish victims. Certainly, it’s a good sign we haven’t heard anything more about this game since 1977!  [Twitter] [Facebook]

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Friday The 13th


Friday The 13th spawns Paraskevidekatriaphobia, or more simply the fear of Friday The 13th. This also coalesces with a more ancient fear of the number 13 known as Triskaidekaphobia. These frights foment into a sub-conscious spirit within the human collective consciousness causing increased bad luck and dark metaphysical energies.  In essence any luck of a dark sort on Friday The 13th is caused by so many humans believing it to be so! This is why it’s the ideal day to place curses upon those who have wronged you! Naturally fear and misfortune in the human arena bring out all manner of nefarious paranormal beings that may include dark spirits, poltergeists, demons, evil practitioners of magicClurichauns(Dark Leprechauns), The Friday The 13th Demon Specter, and even the infamous Jason Voorhees! Indeed the Friday The 13th films are based on the true story of a supernatural serial killer!

The Master Curse Of Friday The 13th
Some claim that the Omniverse God himself placed a curse on Friday The 13th because humans killed his Demigod Son Jesus Christ on that day. No enchanted evidence of this curse has been found. However it would be difficult to detect if initiated by such a high level God. If it’s true then this would further stoke the bad luck and fear already in on this dark day.

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What Is The Soulmate Curse?

The Soul Mate Curse is placed upon the perpetrator of a very particular type of double homicide. That being the murder of a set of Soulmates. Soulmates are people whose soul frequency is the exact polar opposite of each other. This creates a dynamic duality of metaphysical magnetism that equals higher dimensional perfection. Any time someone breaks cosmic perfection a natural born curse of the Universe manifests. However, higher dimensional beings will often augment the curse where their power and Universal Law allows. The killing of soulmates will bring about a prolific curse upon the person(s) who caused it. Whether directly on purpose in malice, by proxy through a hired assassin or by innocent accident. Unfortunately, the deep dark luck of the Curse spreads to people in the Cursed one’s life whether they deserve it or not! The Curse only applies if the soulmates have gotten together as a couple. If they haven’t met yet then the Curse won’t manifest. Plausibly the tragic event was the harmonious hand of destiny dictating that they were never to meet in this particular reality.

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Even if somebody only killed one soulmate they have in essence eradicated both! True soul mates die within days when their better half perishes. The symbiotic supernatural stream of enchanted energy the couple shared bleeds into the ether without their marvelous mate cycling it back through them! This in turn causes rapid biological deterioration via the Chakra energy centers. The blasphemous breaking of their connected souls won’t keep them apart long. The metaphysical magnetism pulls the live one into the afterlife to be with the soul mate who met their maker first.

The Effects Of The Soulmate Curse

Upon the death of the first soul mate, the chaotic curse is initiated upon the unfortunate individual who unknowingly activated it. Firstly, this person will never know love or will immediately lose it if they currently have it. Their lover will die within days by mysterious causes. Even future encounters of lust will quickly devolve into horrifying events. Firstly, these sexual encounters will bring about painful STD’s! Secondly, the person they’re in bed with will either die or suffer a serious health issue during the carnal act. If not then the person will inexplicably go nuts and violently attack the cursed one. However, they will survive the attack as the Curse demands the soulmate murderer live as long as the fallen couple was together. It also includes the additional years they would have been one with each other had they lived out their natural life.

The Soulmate Curse Brings A Very Long Life Where Death Is Impossible!

This equal life clause brings about the potential of the cursed individual living beyond the current maximum human longevity marker of 120 years old. This might seem like a gift but those years are there to bring about a living hell to the cursed. Their entire life will run rampant with bad luck and sheer misery! Often the only refuge is to live the life of a hermit in a desolate rural area. Although, they will find Mother Nature itself will eventually turn on them. All manner of animals will randomly attack! Tree limbs might fall just as the cursed walks beneath them. Vines will sprout from the ground to trip them. Soils may turn to temporary quick sand! In the end, the only real refuge is death! They will find suicide inexplicably doesn’t end their life. In fact, all attempts to kill themselves will fail making it seem like they have good luck but it is only the Curse.

What Happens When The Soulmate Murderer Dies?

When the Earthly sentence of the Cursed individual is up they will die rather quickly of mysterious causes. Especially if they lived past 120 years old. They could very well turn into a rotting corpse within minutes! Firstly, nobody goes to Hell unless they want to or they sold their soul to the Devil. So if this was a true murder the person would go to Purgatory for soul cleansing before finally ascending to Heaven. If the murder of the soulmates was an accident they go directly to Heaven. Either way upon entry to Heaven the individual is confronted by the Angelic Soulmates. This is where they are finally told why their life was a living Hell. It is here they finally learn about the Soulmate Curse. They then beg the Soulmates for the forgiveness of the heinous transgression that ended what could have been a long beautiful life. In turn, they are always forgiven as the couple now has eternity together.

When Soulmates Terminate Soulmates

What happens if one or more in a soulmate couple kills one or more in another couple of soulmates. Again the Curse doesn’t discriminate against whether the death was accidental or a malevolent murder. After the victimized couple dies the soulmate offenders will both die within days. It’s somewhat of a metaphysical mirroring effect despite the two respective couples having no soul frequency relation. The Curse can’t punish soulmates in life so it has no choice but to terminate them. Once the offending soulmates reach Heaven there is a meeting of forgiveness with the couple they killed. If it’s a true murder they go to Purgatory first. So soulmates killing soulmates is always a suicidal prospect. Of course, they always live happily ever after in the eternal afterlife!😇😇