Santa Claus’s battle with Jason Voorhees amid the 1989 Halloween season took place in Ohio. Santa ended up saving a group of teenagers who decided to spend a spooky Friday The 13th night at an abandoned summer camp. Naturally, they thought it was all good fun to invoke the nefarious name of Voorhees thinking he wasn’t real. To their shock they found out he was very real! Jason then went after them with a murderous vengeance! Their shrill screams echoed through the cold shadowy woods as they found themselves in a living horror movie!
The first potential victim was about to be slain by a sharp implement as his friends looked on in terror. They tried to intervene but were easily tossed aside by the living dead menace. Frozen in fear they prepared to witness their friends death and flee into the dark forest. At that moment Santa Claus rushed from the brush and punched Jason in the face so hard he flew right through a tree losing his blade in the process! Santa screamed, “Run my children and don’t ever look back!” Indeed they scurried away and made it safety home.
Santa had been in the area dropping off Elves who were scouting locations to hide magical energy reserves and mystical traps. These are essential in dealing with the Anti-Claus and his annual attacks during Santa’s Christmas Eve gift delivery’s. Jason arose and stomped toward Santa with intent to kill! Father Christmas held his hand forth and said, “Jason you still have a shed of child like innocence in you! You were never allowed to grow up!” I can release you from your demonic bonds if you allow me to infuse The Spirit Of Christmas within your dark heart while I introduce some of my soul to heal you. If you do this then you have my solemn promise that together we will march into the bowels of Hell and free your Mother from bondage! Despite both your crimes against humanity you can be redeemed and find peace in Heaven someday! Take my hand and begin the journey into your salvation. End this nightmare for all concerned my son!” Read The Rest Of This Horrifying Tale On Our Christmas Blog…
The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true horror story. The following true tale may differ from the fictional reality of the movies and known canon. Jason Voorhees was born a premature deformed mentally retarded baby. His birth at the top of the Witching Hour on Friday, March 13, 1953, clearly indicates he had a dark destiny from day one. Its thought that his father, Elias Voorhees, beating his mother during pregnancy along with her alcohol consumption, to dull the pain, caused his unfortunate birth defects. Jason’s mother, Pamela Voorhees, had become psychotic under the abuse of her husband who conveniently left as she was just about to kill him. She had begun hearing the voice of her unborn child who urged her to eliminate Elias.
Jason’s Troubled Childhood
Pamela was extremely overprotective of Jason as he grew up. She took a job as head cook at a Summer Camp on Crystal Lake to support them. While working she had to trust the camp counselors to keep an eye on her son. However, he was mercilessly ridiculed by peers and even adults who saw him as monstrous. Perhaps this is why he began displaying the traits of a serial killer by killing animals in cruel ways. It’s unknown if Jason ever tried to kill those who bullied him. Although, the cowards always tended to be bigger or hang together in groups. Not to mention the fact that his mom kept him in check despite her own mental illness.
The Death Of Jason Voorhees
Finally, at age 13 on Friday The 13th in May of 1966, Jason died after drowning in Crystal Lake. It seems some taunting teens drove him into deeper waters beyond his less than stellar motor skills. He was ignored as he drown due to most not caring or simply not noticing. Some even laughed as they believed he was just goofing around! After that Pamela Voorhees began a horrific killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for her son’s death. She blamed the teen lifeguards, camp counselors, and those who treated him poorly. She specifically mentioned that the lifeguards who were supposed to be on duty were making love in the woods nearby!
The Creation Of A Supernatural Serial Killer
Mrs. Voorhees was eventually killed amid a murder attempt on a camp counselor. As Pamela died her final words were a curse upon Camp Crystal Lake. It’s not known how much supernatural sway her Deathbed Curse had. Her eventual death finally triggered Jason’s biological resurrection from a ghostly non-corporeal form. He was caught in the dream plane between life and death. This due to a unique mix of his tragic death, the dark energies of Friday The 13th, mental retardation, and possible evil already existing in his immortal soul. Within the dream plane, Jason garnered the attention of an unknown lone demon who powered his horrifying creation. The demon was thought to be an outcast from hell looking to forge his own path of darkness. He did not use Jason’s murders as demonic sacrifices since that’s the Devil’s domain. Instead, it is thought that he fed upon the curse that was placed on Friday The 13th by God himself as it was the day his Demigod son was killed by humankind. Jason’s murderous mission plays into that curse and dark luck of that day.
The Road From Spectral Child To Biological Supernatural Adult
This transformation of a ghostly child into a murderous adult Jason Voorhees was ultimately made possible by the magical innocence of childhood being lost. Had this remained intact then he wouldn’t have been able to become what he is today. The last shred of childhood innocence was destroyed by the act of his mother being killed by the same people who neglected to save him from drowning. Most likely Jason’s patron demon fused his dark metaphysical energy with Voorhees human soul to cause the unholy resurrection of Jason. A biological supernatural being in lieu of the usual vengeful ghost or poltergeist that one would usually expect in such a situation.
The Resurrection Of Jason Voorhees
Jason’s non-corporeal consciousness was channeled by the demon into a freshly dead adult human corpse. Its reanimation was the birth of the most prolific supernatural serial killer of all time! One advantage of a new body was a moderately healthy adult brain that allowed him to be more cognizant, and more apt at his profession as a supernatural serial killer. Interestingly enough his original child body lies in an unmarked grave at an unknown location. His marked grave was vandalized by local teens causing his mother to move it before her death. His loyal Cult found the location when they confiscated Mrs. Voorhees diary. Now it is a closely guarded secret since it is rumored his remains could hold to key to his permanent destruction! The body is an anchor to this world. If it was destroyed, or used in various ritualistic magic spells, he could be seriously weakened, controlled, or terminated from existence! He could also have his consciousness locked into the body via Voodoo incantations. It is said that the corpse halted decaying upon Jason’s revival in this world.
What Type Of Paranormal Entity Is Jason Voorhees?
Jason’s was, in essence, adopted by a demon who imbued his energy upon his human soul. So technically he’s a demonically altered human spirit possessing a dead body to the point of transforming the DNA to a unique living dead demon status. So he could almost be classified as a demi-demon to an extent. Since half of him is human, and the other half is demonic in nature. However unlike most demidemons, his flesh is dead, and rotting like a zombie. He also doesn’t have anywhere near the awesome powers of a demon-human hybrid. Unlike both demidemons and zombies, he has no need to consume humans or anything for that matter. Despite not having the Zombie Virus he is also somewhat like a Sapient Zombie as he isn’t mindless in his silently targeted rampages. Jason Voorhees is a unique supernatural being in his own league. He could be described as a dark human spirit infused with demonic energy who can only possess the corpse of someone who was both born and died on Friday The 13th. This further supports the theory that the patron demon is utilizing The Friday The 13th Curse for his own paranormal power gain. The shortest definition would be a non-viral Zombified Spirit Of Demonic Darkness.
The Serial Killing Spree Begins
Jason kills the teen campers at Camp Crystal Lake, and other similar locations, out of revenge. Vengeance and justice for his rotten childhood, his mindless death and the demise of his Mother. Plausibly the only person he ever loved and the only one who loved him. The only shred of humanity that keeps his soul from becoming a full demon! He especially enjoys going after sexed-up teens. They seem to really trigger a rage within him due in part to the prudishness his mother instilled within him There’s also the inattentive lifeguards who allowed him to drown as they were selfishly indulging themselves in carnal lust. There’s also some sub-conscious jealously over never growing up as a normal child, and being able to partake of life’s pleasures himself. This further darkens his heart and stokes the hellish flames of demonic glee in the great dark beyond where his exploits are applauded. The Devil himself has stated that he finds Jason, “Rather amusing”. Although he was created by a demon outcast from Hell, Satan recognizes Jason is his own man of malevolent achievements. Apparently, he has an honored place in Hell waiting for him!
The First Of Many Voorhees Death And Resurrections
The killings at the original Camp Crystal Lake in Essex County New Jersey ceased once Jason was supposedly killed by some crazy lucky teens. Not soon after this, the camp was burnt to the ground by holy fire courtesy of a brave group of paranormal investigators and the holy clergy they had in tow. Don’t worry as it wasn’t vandalism since the camp was slated to be torn down anyway. Those who knew about Jason just wanted to make sure he was eradicated. Unfortunately, he does have a nasty habit of self-resurrecting. Jason seems to have an affinity for summer camps packed full of adolescents around the continental United States. Especially those near lakes with the name Crystal.
The Grandest Take Down Of Jason
The dark Voorhees last death took place at a Texan summer camp on Friday, August 13, 1999. It was near a small lake that the residents jokingly renamed Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon. It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there! Thankfully a nearby team of brave paranormal warriors known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s took down Jason with extreme prejudice. Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful trinity of priests. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Most of the Ten Gallon’s were descendants of the original legendary team of wild west cowboys who specialized in the supernatural. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence. Something they’ve done before hence the reason you can’t find any evidence of the real Jason Voorhees.
The Vengeful Spirit Voorhees
Even after all that the monstrous metaphysical menace known as Jason Voorhees was still spotted in a ghostly form around the original Crystal Lake and other various lakes around the US. Thankfully they were nothing more than harmless sightings with occasional brief interactions with the surrounding environment. This included sulfurous stinks, cold spots, lights flickering, movement of small objects, and other common elements of a haunting. This increased paranormal activity usually coincided with spikes in solar radiation or some other electromagnetic radiation source. Clearly, the ghost of Jason was powered down, and alone without his demon foster parent. So as long as he remained that way he wouldn’t be able to return in a biological form.
The Cult Of Voorhees Facilitates Jason’s Return
Unfortunately, the three Friday The 13th’s of 2015 emboldened The Jason Voorhees Cult and its dark practitioners of magic. On Friday, November 13th, 2015 Jason was resurrected by this motley crew of malevolent magicians! They utilized The Friday The 13th Curse to make this madness happen. You can read the entire sorted tale of terror on our Paranormal News blog. Since then his reign of bloody terror has resumed as he continues to allude paranormal crime fighters and the US Paranormal Defense Agency! He is far more powerful than he’s ever been. Especially with a Cult behind him even if he doesn’t really communicate with them. No longer will teens and other novices have any chance of taking down the Jason juggernaut! It will take an experienced team of supernatural warriors such as those of us here at Mystic Investigations.
The Paranormal Powers Of Jason Voorhees
Jason more or less has the abilities of a prolific superhuman. This includes greatly enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses. In some cases, he’s limited by his rotting corpse body. This is why he is often seen walking steadily after victims rather than running. Some have suggested a teleportation power since he often suddenly appears in front of a sprinting victim when he was originally behind. It’s simply him running fast and playing mind games with his prey.
Mr. Voorhees can take a great deal of abuse from a variety of weapons. The only way to really kill him is via beheading, complete fire incineration, or destruction of the brain. Jason tends to stick to warm areas since his cold-blooded zombie form can be frozen. Even though his patron demon is gone he still has demonic energy fused within his dark human soul. However, it is masked by his zombie body which means religious artifacts, such as holy water, won’t repel him. The only known repellent is to trick him into thinking you’re his Mother. Something witches can do with Glamour spells. Since Friday The 13th is ripe with dark luck spread by Evil Leprechauns, it is said Lucky Charms might push things slightly in your favor.
So It Seems Jason Will Live On Hundreds Of Years From Now!
Jason X, the movie portraying Jason in the year 2455, is loosely based on the premonitions of a psychic after she touched Jason’s corpse. At some point in the future the US Paranormal Defense Agency finally gets their hands on Jason. After their studies are exhausted they put him into deep freeze storage. The cryogenically frozen Jason is effectively forgotten in a deep underground warehouse after hundreds of years. The facility itself gets lost in red tape among countless miles of underground warehouse caverns full of items the US government has squirreled away over the centuries. Finally, in the 26th century, the warehouse was re-discovered by Earth’s future interstellar government. Since Jason’s cryo-container was marked as a dangerous bio-hazard of unknown origin he was loaded on a spacecraft to be safety studied at a deep space outpost. The vast majority of the crew was brutally slain by the accidentally revived Jason. He was eventually stopped by a sentient android identifying as a female.
The Living Dead Cyborg Voorhees Is Born!
Unfortunately, his nearly destroyed body was sealed inside a damaged medical healing bay. There escaped malfunctioning nanobots rebuilt him into a zombified demonic cyborg menace! Bionic Jason quickly dispatched the rest of the crew, including the android, with ease in his new indestructible body. No more rotting body for him as the nanobots perpetually heal him thereby guaranteeing his immortality. The ship continued on autopilot to the deep space station orbiting a research planet. Jason ended up destroying the station and plummeted down to the planet where he proceeded to continue his interstellar serial killing spree! With his cyborg enhanced intellect, he alluded capture and hijacked ships to other worlds and space stations. In his wake, he left a bloodbath like nothing seen in the recent history of future peace. He steered clear of advanced worlds who might easily dispatch him with weapons beyond imagination! This included his Earthly home.
The Final Death Of Jason?
It was several years before a joint military force of humans, androids, cyborgs, and extraterrestrials managed to finally kill Jason! Although Jason’s body was completely disintegrated by laser gunfire rumor has it that his consciousness downloaded into a computer, and now he haunts the interstellar internet as a cyber-demon. So it seems that Jason may be a plague on humanity for the foreseeable future! There’s even the alarming prospect of him traveling back in time into computers of past. This due to Faster Than Light processors in future quantum computers. Certainly, The Curse Of Friday The 13th will always exist to the ends of time! [Twitter]
Upon his initial resurrection Jason placed a burlap sack with holes in it over his head. Most likely due to remembering being bullied over his hideous appearance as a kid. Later he found a hockey goalie mask within a victims belongings. He fancied it and the rest is history!
Jason most frequently murders at lakes named Crystal or any lakes near summer camps. Lately, his Cult has tried to direct him away from Lakes named Crystal since various supernatural hunters scope out these places on Friday The 13th. At these alternate lakes they simply christen them as Crystal Lake.
It’s said Jason hibernates in the winter or moves south as his living dead form becomes less effective under icy conditions. Certainly we know he can be frozen. Also colder conditions mean less victims roaming about his rural haunts.
Jason Takes Manhattan
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan is based on a true adventure that Mr. Voorhees had in New York City back in the early 1980’s. He unwittingly ended up there when he sneaked on to a boat loaded with crazy kids headed out of Crystal Lake. The boat went down a river into the Atlantic Ocean and then up the coast to New York. There were only a handful of the teens left when they got to the city. There he hunted the rest down in the street, subways and alleys! Jason was apprehensive at first about being out of his element. However, he rose to the occasion and kept his murder spree intact! After the final kill he utilized the sewers to find his way to a rural area.
Virtually every supernatural being and even some famous humans have their own cults. Crazed sycophants hyper-obsessed with a given person to the point of worshiping them like a God. Often the products of weak minded mentally ill individuals with no real purpose in life. These like minded loons get together and Shazam you have a full-fledged cult. From there their mission may be harmless but sometimes their need to please their adopted God can turn downright dangerous! The Cult Of the infamous zombified demidemon serial killer Jason Voorhees is no exception!
The Inception Of The Jason Voorhees Cult
The Voorhees Cult, or The Voorheesian’s, technically came into existence on Friday, May 13, 1966, when a 13-year-old Jason Voorhees drowned in Crystal Lake. As a deformed mentally retarded child he was not well received by the other kids nor most of the staff at Camp Crystal Lake. He endured great cruelty and bullying despite his mother working there as a cook. Due to her son’s special needs, she was unable to find someone to watch him so she had no choice but to bring him to the camp. A gifted 14-year-old hereditary Witch named Secilia was the only one who befriended Jason. She saw past his horrifying appearance and seemingly slow intellect. They had something in common since her excessive weight made her an outcast with the kids at the camp. She had visions and dreams of Jason’s future. She knew then he was a Dark Lord trapped in a pathetic human form. She tried various rituals and spells to help him but nothing worked under her limited experience. On that fateful Friday The 13th when Jason drowned she was in town and returned to find out he had died. She realized his death was meant to be as was his inevitable resurrection from the metaphysically cleansing waters of Crystal Lake.
As a hereditary witch, her family had collected various texts over the centuries including one of the powerful Grimoire’s known as the Book Of The Dead. The specific text was the nefarious Necronomicon Ex Mortis! Her family had fallen away from the dark side over the past 100 years so the dangerous Grimoire was locked away. Secilia, however, was born with a darkness she yearned to access. It’s suspected that possibly the demon Deathcilius influenced her unknowingly despite never contacting her directly. This is the demon who immediately showed an interest in Jason’s dark anguished spirit after his death as he walked the Earth as a confused ghost. She stole away the Necronomicon Ex Mortis in the hopes of bringing Jason back to life in a supernatural form. She failed countless times until the demon took action at the perfect paranormal power time along with using Secilia’s Book Of Dead ritual as an anchor to our physical world. On November 13, 1970, Jason was resurrected for the first time by having his spirit channeled into a freshly dead adult human corpse. It was the body of an unfortunate soul born on Friday The 13th.
The Malevolent Misguided Mission Of The Crazed Cult
Secilia shadowed Jason’s movement for years helping him where she could but she was eventually driven away by the forces of magical righteousness. After losing a great deal of weight she became a charismatic cult leader who recruited dark minded individuals such as herself. Fellow witches, warlocks, and also useful idiots. The highest ranking of these fools are members born on Friday The 13th. The so-called “Chosen Ones”. They are eager to be future vessels for Jason’s dark spirit when he inevitably rots too much of his zombie-like physique or finds himself slain by supernatural warriors once again. The Voorheesian’s view those who oppose them and work to kill Jason as “Sinners”. Clearly, their vision of reality is skewed to thinking that evil is good, and good is evil. Oddly enough the closest thing to good in the cult are the vows of celibacy usually only seen by seriously devout religious individuals. And they are deeply serious about it! If they catch another member doing anything unsavory they will not hesitate to tie them up until Jason pays a visit! Only Jason is allowed to kill unless a cult member has no choice if it’s self-defense.
Their ultimate mission is to raise Jason to Godhood status and cleanse the world of hormonal humans who refuse to cease their vile sexual acts and mindless procreation. Cult members often lead Jason to the fresh lust filled prey that he relishes in exterminating! Especially older teens and twenty-somethings hot and heavy into the carnal acts. This stems from the lifeguards at Crystal Lake having sex rather than watching the water that he drown in. There’s also a sub-consciousness jealously of not ever having a normal life that allowed him to engage in such activities. Apparently, if they ever manage to commit their global genocide dreams they assume they will become immortal and have no need for kids.
Secilia met her end as the Voorhees Cult Leader on Friday, August 13, 1999, when The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s killed Jason, and exorcised his sponsor demon Deathcilius into oblivion! She attempted to save Jason’s life but was taken into supernatural custody, and thrown into a private prison at a secret location deep underground. She hasn’t been heard from since then as the Cult continues searching for her. However, when in deep meditation some members can hear her speaking in their minds just as they sometimes see Jason’s sinister thoughts.
The Voorhees Cult believes the birth of Jason was destiny, and it’s up to them to aid his ascension to a diabolical deity status. They consider
Jason’s supernatural state to be the equivalent of the Christ child, or probably more exactly the Anti-Christ child! However, it’s their opinion that opposing forces are keeping Jason from rising to his fully Godly glory. Namely the people who end up slaying him back to spirit status. They also blame Jason’s Father Elias Voorhees for beating Jason’s Mother, Pamela Voorhees, during her pregnancy with Jason. This, in turn, caused her to turn to the bottle for solace. The booze, and beatings, while Jason was still in the womb, is what caused his sorry physical, and mental state thereby deeply dulling the Voorhees Cult’s glorious future God.
The crazed Cult even blames the Devil, and most demons in general for not fully supporting Jason, and aiding in his resurrection efforts once the demon Deathcilius was gone. I guess they don’t see the potential in Jason that the cult does. It seems the Devil only finds him “Somewhat Amusing” and was embarrassed by Deathcilius’s exorcism. Instead, the Voorheesian’s continue to browse Dark Gods as potential paranormal sponsors who will finally recognize Jason’s inner glory. They look at each of his kills as a sacrifice to a future deity. They even store part of the souls of Jason’s victims in special crystals. Emerald crystals of dark luck gifted to them by a Clurichaun (Dark Leprechaun) sympathetic to their Voorhees cause. The very crystals they use in their resurrection rituals and the ones they hope to present to a Dark God willing to play ball.
Since his restoration, Jason has made finding the Dark Witch Secilia a top priority second only to supplying him with fresh meat! In her absence, the High Priest Necromancer Julius manages the cult. As a loyal disciple of Jason and Secilia he has been a force to be reckoned with for those of us in the paranormal community looking to take Jason down. He works tirelessly in the hopes of giving Jason permanent immortality in a non-rotting body leading to his prophesied ascension to Dark Godhood. We can only hope this insanity never comes to pass!
If you were born on Friday The 13th you may be a target of the cult. If approached by them don’t fall for their blasphemous bull! Don’t believe the promises they make you. It’s all lies! Even if you never hear from them they could be watching you! Always be on extra high alert on every Friday The 13th!