Christian Bale Thanks The Devil Who Made Him Famous!

At the 2019 Golden Globe Awards, Christian Bale won Best Actor for his portrayal of former US Vice-President Dick Cheney in the movie Vice. During his acceptance speech, he thanked the prolific Prince Of Darkness Satan for giving him the inspiration to play the role of Cheney. Of course many in the live audience and watching at home laughed at what appeared to be a joke and commentary on Cheney’s method of ruthless rule. When Bale said this he knew it would be taken that way or he would have never spoken the words. However, it turns out Bale actually knows the Devil himself! In fact, many in the supernatural and celebrity community know that Christian made a demonic deal to gain the fame he enjoys today!😈

Bale’s Battle To Star In American Psycho Motivates A Deal With The Devil!

It is known that many celebrities have risen to fame courtesy of diabolical deals with the Devil or his demonic minions. Our connections in the paranormal world indicate that Christian Bale actually met Satan 1997. Some months before that Bale began the fight to star as the psychotic serial killer Patrick Bateman in the classic horror comedy film American Psycho. Christian had a gut instinct that the movie would finally propel him to A-List stardom but the good folks down at Lionsgate Films thought he wasn’t famous enough. They were actively courting Leonardo DiCaprio along with offering the unique role to Edward Norton and Ewan Mcgregor. Bale remained committed to starring in American Psycho despite Lionsgate not wanting him. He truly believed one way or another he’d realize his dream. In the process, he turned down other acting jobs to stay available for the project! Watch American Psycho Online To See Where Christians Dark Journey Began!

Christian Sells His Soul To Satan!

Finally one night Christian had the most vivid lucid dream of his life in which Satan presented himself in his former glorious visage of the light known as the Archangel Lucifer. Naturally, he almost always introduces himself this way to those who will potentially sell their souls. Wouldn’t you accept an angel over a demon any day of the week? After Satan convinced Bale he was a cool, calm, and collected he met with him later that day in a tranquil park. The Devil manifested in astral form but appeared to be solidly there. It was there he told Christian everything he needed to know before entering into a Hell Contract with Satan. This included revealing he was no longer an Archangel but rather the ArchDemon Emperor Of Hell. Satan is the most charismatic and carefully calculating individual ever known in the world of darkness. It’s said he’s the ultimate salesman! He easily lulled Christian into a state of submission and after some consideration, Bale confidently signed his soul over to the Devil!😈

Hell’s Adopted Son Sees Success

Bale entered this Soul contract freely and is privy to every last detail since Universal Law and The Supernatural Secrecy Pact requires the Devil, and all who wish to purchase souls, to tell the truth to those seeking to sell. Basically, the Devil promised to secure Bale the starring role in American Psycho along with continued support in his rise to fame and riches. Indeed Satan’s agents at Lionsgate granted Bale the role he fought for and the rest is history! He’s currently worth $80 million dollars while being regularly sought out for excellent roles in top-flight films!

The Conditions Of The Bale Hell Contract

In order to guarantee a pleasant paradise in Hell, he must do favors for the Devil and his minions when asked. This includes a certain quota of soul-selling referrals each year along with being a card-carrying member of the infamous Devil worshiping Illuminati! Failure to comply with the conditions of the Hell Contract result in an early demise by the horrifying hands of dark Illuminati associates. Then comes the torture in Hell for a time. After that punishment they must torture others. If the Devil is pleased then they can become a Demons Apprentice and possibly a full Demon someday. Once demonic status is obtained his place in Hell will be securely sealed without worry of any pesky unpleasantness normally associated with the fire and brimstone!

What Will Life In Hell Be Like For Christian Bale?

From what we know Christian Bale is holding up his end of the bargain. Unfortunately, we see the pressure break free with a bit of violent angry behavior every so often! If Bale continues to honor the contract he will live a long healthy prosperous life. Upon a natural death, there are indications he has an optional rider in his contract to be reincarnated in the future to live out another life. This includes more support from the Devil. Clearly, Bale made a smart deal selling his soul for two lives! Once he finally dies Bale’s soul will be rejected by the light of Heaven as per Universal Law. Instead, he will go to Hell and act as a respected entertainer in the Devil’s Royal Hell Court along with other soul selling celebs. He will be allowed to design his own paradise realm to reside in during his free time. However, when in Hell the work ethic is deeply emphasized!

Bale Will Attain Blasphemous Demonhood Status!

Christian will be expected to train under a Demon as an apprentice and will eventually descend into Demonhood. Throughout this process, his human soul is slowly separated from the growing dark demonic spirit. The soul’s metaphysical energy must be preserved for the general paranormal power of Hell. Human souls provide major power boosts to whoever possesses them! Bales demon form will derive its power from his Demon Master and Satan as well. Christian will also be expected to train new demons, carrying out non-entertainment tasks in Hell, and even venture into the real world to recruit new souls. There are also undercover missions in Hollywood, governments, corporations, and other Earthly power centers. When doing this he will most likely possess a human. The manifestation of biological demons on Earth is actively thwarted by Angels! Bale may make his former celebrity form known to people who potentially want to sell their souls. Every little advantage helps! If he’s in hell long enough and collects a metric ton of souls then Bale could ascend to ArchDemon status. Although not anywhere on the same level as the fallen Archangel origin ones like Lucifer.

Christian Bale’s Ultimate Redemption

When the War Of Armageddon is inevitably won by Heaven or the Earthly Gods then Hell will be permanently shut down! All Angelic origin demons will either be eradicated or locked away. The Devil himself is thought to be one who will find themselves locked in Heaven’s Prison for all eternity! Human origin demons like Christian Bale will be sent to Purgatory to be cleansed of their sinful darkness. As the dark demon spirit is chipped away in the ice-cold void amid Ice Demons the human soul is reintegrated in the consciousness mix. Bale will then ascend to the Heavenly afterlife to continue his path to higher dimensional redemption. He will have a chance to ascend to Angelhood and even Godhood status someday. His experiences down the path of darkness will grant him insightful wisdom he would have not otherwise had. Pray for Christian as he continues down this precarious path for the material sake of wealth and stardom!😇

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The North American Sasquatch Uprising!

Since 2017 Mystic Investigations has been tracking an ever-growing Sasquatch rebellion. The Bigfoot, sometimes called the missing link, are a distant relative of humankind genetically altered by extraterrestrial’s experimenting with the supernatural in North America. They were the first intelligent species on the continent. These gentle furry giants welcomed the Native Americans who migrated here from Asia and the Pacific Islands. Most tribes saw the Sasquatch as a sacred creature to be revered. Some even worshiped them! The Bigfoot later aided Natives with the new Werewolf threat and later the arrival of European immigrants. Certainly, the Natives and Bigfoot shared the common threat of intolerable invaders. As modern civilization grew the proud Sasquatch people were forced further into the deep forests and mountainous regions. They only wished to be left alone but non-Natives refused to do so! They sought to uncover their secrets and even hunt them down! Eventually, the Bigfoot was somewhat forgotten amid the folklore of other paranormal beings and also unverified tall tales of the great American West.

Things began to heat up again for the Sasquatch courtesy of the infamous 1967 Patterson–Gimlin Film shot in Northern California. This was the re-birth of the Bigfoot research and hunting movements across North America from sea to shining sea. Things only got worse in the 21st century with the advent of ever-increasing convenient photographic tools, tracking equipment, and mass social media. We even have TV shows centered around the hunt for Bigfoot. Sometime in the 2010’s a group of Sasquatch reached out to the small Demi-Bigfoot community for help. Indeed Sasquatch have mated with humans! The Demi-Bigfoot began creating a network to spread the word of a coming war between the Sasquatch and mainstream human society. By 2017 a nationwide effort was underway. The Bigfoot Communications Network is thought to be a combination of modern technology and old world methods that may include Native American smoke signals. The Bigfoot Hybrids most likely handle the technological end as Sasquatch shun sophisticated society in the same way the Amish do.

By early 2018 some minor skirmishes began taking place across the United States with a few in Mexico and Canada. Ultimately local Bigfoot Hunters, private paranormal firms, and the US Paranormal Defense Agency squashed these rebellions that were a direct response to the invasion of Bigfoot privacy. As with all supernatural events the government actively covers up such incidents. On August 14, 2018, things finally came to a head when a bizarre hashtag appeared on social media. The hashtag “mp; saf” was a secret warning code for the government that indicated a serious coordinated nationwide Sasquatch uprising [mp = Major Paranormal / Nationwide. saf = (sa) Sasquatch and (f) = fight.] Thankfully the secret US Paranormal Defense Agency in conjunction with members of the supernatural community repelled the alarming effort to overrun our society!

Since then things have remained somewhat quiet as the Sasquatch regroup and look to reevaluate their plans to rid themselves of dangerous humans! Still, there have been some abductions of people who may prove useful to the Bigfoot cause. It is sad things came to this point as the Bigfoot have been mostly peaceful creatures unless provoked. Clearly, they are no longer on the defensive but now on a major offensive! The Sasquatch are angered by the human invasion of their sacred lands. This is evident in the way they’ve mentored their Demi-Sasquatch kind. Mystic Investigations ran into one with his child at an amusement park recently. Both were rather reprehensible! They believe they are the master race and should inherit our world! That being said there are good Demi-Sasquatch such as a Bouncer named Mr. Altec who works at our local paranormal Club 13. He has been an invaluable informant on the misguided Sasquatch war against humankind!

While the government and various hardcore Bigfoot Hunters now triple their efforts to expose, capture, and kill Sasquatch others like Mystic Investigations work toward brokering peace. In conjunction with our Native American allies, we hope to end this violent crisis and aid in repelling those who would harm the noble Sasquatch. We know many of you have a deep interest in Bigfoot but we implore you to respect their privacy and leave them alone in their remote rural abodes. Only those who commune peacefully with nature may meet the Bigfoot and develop a symbiotic kinship with them if deemed worthy. At the end of the day we can’t grow complacent with the fact that we greatly outnumber these usually gentle giants. Their power is immense and they are immune to magic! They are a titanic force to be reckoned with!

Interesting Fact: The Sasquatch were set to be allied in battle with the Earthly Gods And Goddesses in the War Of Armageddon. However, the Nature Deities aren’t happy with the recent violence between humans and Bigfoot.

The Infamous 1967 Footage That Started The Modern Hunt For Bigfoot!

It is thought that the Sasquatch in this video was actually shunned by his people as an outcast for so blatantly exposing their kind to the world.