The Patriot Woman Urban Legend


Out of the tragedy of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks on September 11th, 2001 came a glimmer of superhero hope! Of course, we know of the various special people who develop powers from gamma radiation such as the notorious Hulks.  The Japanese Fukushima Disaster created an unprecedented amount of Incredible Hulks that required the government to set forth great effort to cover it up and suppress media coverage.  Most humans develop cancer from radiation but some with the right paranormal genetics develop psychokinetic powers.  To a lesser extent various carcinogens, and toxic material that aren’t necessarily radioactive can activate latent powers hidden within our junk DNA.  After the destruction of the World Trade Center, a toxic dust cloud of materials blanketed New York City and continued to burn perplexing pollutants in the air for months afterward.  There were numerous cases of various illnesses and cancer from those near ground zero of the dastardly disaster.  This was especially true when it came to First Responders, and heroes who selflessly risked their own lives to save others.  In the case of one lucky woman, breathing in the toxic debris netted her some totally awesome powers!

Patriot Woman Is Born From Ashes Of Destructive Despair

We don’t know her real name due to her secretive nature. We only know that she calls herself Patriot Woman in honor of September 11th Patriot Day. Humans with powers and sapient supernatural creatures generally strive to keep a low profile. Naturally, they want to avoid being the subject of capture, and experimentation by the government, or private rogue organizations.  Those who are aware of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact are also quite vigilant to avoid mass public exposure of their abilities for fear of incurring the higher dimensional consequences of their actions.  On September 11th, 2001 Patriot Woman was actually a wheelchair bound 82 year old born in 1919.  She had bravely served as a nurse in the European battles of World War II against Hitler’s Germany.  Unfortunately, some stray bullets of cowardice paralyzed her from the waist down while she attempted to single-handedly save a soldiers life.  She was never able to walk again until 2001. Read The Rest Of This Urban Legend On Our Halloween Blog…

Is The Blair Witch Urban Legend A True Story?

Dark Witch Indeed a dark witch named Elly Kedward was banished from a town called Blair, Maryland in 1785. This was due to her using dark witchcraft to mesmerize children so she could draw their innocent blood, infused with pure sanguine energies, for her nefarious unholy rituals! Most of the children were severely weakened, and fell ill!  Not only was she shunned from the community for her heinous horrors but repeatedly tortured by townsfolk as she lay tied up in the woods. They partook of all manner of religious rituals upon what they saw as the servant of the Devil when in fact she only served herself!

The Curse Of The Blair Witch

They wanted to make an example of her, cleanse the community, and even attempt the misguided task of cleansing her soul in the eyes of their holy Lord. Time, and time again they left her for dead bound and blindfolded in the cold wild wilderness. Day after day they returned to find her still alive by the sheer force of her wayward will!  Not even wild animals inexplicably went near her! Finally, they strung her up, and hung her from a tree!  Elly’s last words were an eternal curse upon the entire town of Blair, and its citizens! Her body was eventually taken down, and burned in a shallow grave. Her unholy ashes scattered to the four winds of the forest!  It’s thought that act was the final element that bound her spirit to those very woods for all eternity! Normally that should have sent her dark spirit straight to hell! Unfortunately, she was no ordinary person!

The Eradication Of An Evil Witch Creates An Even More Evil Entity

The citizens of Blair assumed they had done right by the Lord, and their witch ridden nightmares were over. Little did they know that sending Ellly down the long torturous road to death would lead to her return! It turns out she was drawing blood from children to secure an eternal existence on Earth via a system of magical rituals she personally created free of any demons or other deities. She only wanted to be beholden to herself.  She refused to be a higher dimensional entities slave as a number of dark witches and warlock’s tend to be!  Elly was unable to complete her series of spells but her hellish death caused her to become a ghost rather than moving on into the Afterlife as most do.

The Blasphemous Birth Of A Perplexing Poltergeist

Traumatic deaths almost always manifest ghosts. As a ghost with revenge in her heart, she could make good on her deathbed curse. Generally, ghosts are confused with muddled minds and rarely cause much harm unless motivated by vengeance. Elly’s rituals had strengthened her spirit that was stoked further by her burning anger. As she made good on her curse the fear, and resentment, of the Blair citizens, further fueled her with much needed metaphysical energy reserves. Strong emotions always create their own non-sapient astral energy spirits. Spiritual energy a sapient person can draw upon if they have the right magical knowledge. Through her knowledge of the metaphysical, she eventually became a full-fledged non-demonic poltergeist!

The Vengeful Spirit Makes Good On Her Curse

Elly became known as the Blair Witch while her infamous curse on the entire town caused all manner of accidents, deaths, and disappearances. Then there was the unusual behavior of normally peaceful animals who would attack people for no reason.  Even crops began to fail, and the weather would locally grow violent at times for mere moments before instantly clearing up! Finally the devilish apparitions along with mass nightmares, including herself, that tormented the citizens was the last straw! Eventually, everyone abandoned the town in sheer terror! By that time all the Witch’s accusers, half the towns children, and a quarter of the adults had either mysteriously vanished into thin air or were found dead!  So much death and destruction at her macabre hands gifted her with the ability to temporarily take physical form for a time. It’s said to be a rare pure metaphysical matter form which would make her extremely indestructible! Metaphysical matter is composed of spiritual components rather than atoms, and quarks. This allowed her to walk about her precious woodland she held dear while installing an even more special brand of terror in those who trespassed within her damned domain!

The Blair Witch Is Goddess Of Her Own Woodland

For many years she lay dormant with the town abandoned, and virtually nobody to feed off of.  She merely became a spirit of the woods she was mystically bound to. Even at full power, she could wander too far past the general area. The Blair Witch was such a force to be reckoned with that even nature deities left the woods! This included the normal low-level Goddesses, Nymphs, Fairies, Elves, and others who feared her wrath! In essence, The Blair Witch was left to care for the woodland in place of Mother Nature’s supernatural caretakers. Probably the only good quality of the Witch that beckons back to her pure witchcraft roots before they became corrupted by a lust for immortal powers. The woodland has always maintained a lush condition. It is said sighting unusual black flowers or thorny vines with blood red blooms means the Blair Witch is near! Cryptobotanists who attempt to collect samples for supernatural study of the flora disappear or end up dead!

The Sorry Spinster Elly

It’s been suggested her spinster status spawned hate in her. The world of human sensual delights was probably the only thing she was jealous of. It was a forced journey as a loner due to her unusual way of life from an early age that also causes social awkwardness. Something perhaps born from her parents who were a dark warlock, and witch in league with the Devil! To hide their activities they lived deep in a forest away from other people. Ironically Elly rejected this power, and rumor has it she murdered her parents in defiance of the Devil himself!  It’s unknown if the Devil ever bothered to retaliate.  He tends to leave evil people alone when they’re causing mayhem toward humankind. Perhaps the parents weren’t important enough minions to override the evil of another?

The Foolish Birth Of Burkittsville Upon Unholy Haunted Grounds!

In an age lacking mass media the atrocities of Blair were easily lost in history and dismissed as tall tales. In 1824 a new town called Burkittsville was founded on the site of Blair by those ignorant of the Blair Witch’s existence. She was careful and more patient in poaching her victims this time around as she slowly grew in power again! The woods of Blair was her home, and she needed a continuous supply of children, and adults to torment!   She would treat the townsfolk as her cattle and only slaughter them as needed!  Preferably in a way so as not to scare them all away! The Blair witch vowed not to be abandoned again!

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The Blair Witch Is A High-Level Poltergeist Witch

The Blair Witch is classified as a serial killing poltergeist witch with magical and minor deity propensities. Elly doesn’t quite fall into Dark Goddess status. She is responsible for an unexplained string of missing persons, and people found ritually murdered over the past two centuries in the Burkittsville area. This suggests she needs to make more innocent sacrifices to stay tied to our corporeal plane of reality. Her case is unusual due to the fact that most poltergeists are tied to a human-built structure, haunted object, or even an individual.  Her hauntings revolve around an entire town with a special preference for its dense woodland.  In 1994 three student filmmakers decided to make a documentary about the Blair Witch legend, and hiked into the Black Hills Forest of Maryland. They were never seen again. Although their film footage was recovered in 1995, and viewed by Hollywood Executives that planned to release it as a dark documentary. However, as usual, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in and confiscated the footage. Thankfully Hollywood simply recreated the real footage in a film called The Blair Witch Project. A great many films of a paranormal nature are based on true stories. This is how most of the populace learns of the sinister supernatural world hidden away from them in the dark shadows beyond their view!

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The Blair Witch Continues Her Reign Of Terror In The 21st Century!

To this day abductions, murders, and mysterious disappearances have continued without any explanation! The government denies that The Blair Witch is real, and continues to cover up this horrifying urban legend.  A number of paranormal professionals have attempted to take on the poltergeist witch but have either never found a trace of her, or have mysteriously disappeared themselves! This includes top-flight poltergeist and witch slayers!  We here at Mystic Investigations are certainly up to the challenge!  We are waiting until the time is right for us to take a trip to the Black Hills near Burkittsville.  We feel confident that we can take down the poltergeist witch with our talented team of supernatural saviors! Fortunately, there has been talk in the global witchcraft community of forming a Super Coven! A collective coven of good witches from around the world would enter the blasphemous black forest of Blair, and take down this despicable denizen of darkness once, and for all!

The Paranormal Powers Of The Blair Witch

The Blair Witch is considered an extremely dangerous poltergeist whose sole purpose of existence is her continued immortality, and revenge against humankind in general. It appears she is mystically tied to the woods of Burkittsville. Although it is thought she could leave for higher planes of reality. I guess tormenting defenseless humans is more fun than the challenge of traversing the great beyond! The wayward witch is able to take a physical form of metaphysical matter for a limited time. When in said form she doesn’t have as much power but is able to more aptly practice witchcraft. However, as a poltergeist, her telekinetic and telepathic powers are greater. She also possesses a number of frightening paranormal abilities including mind control over victims. This can include hallucinations, and forcing people to commit suicide.

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Her love of woods, relation to children, and mentally tormenting people is reminiscent of the sinister Slenderman.  Although we know that Slender Man doesn’t sacrifice children, and instead stores them in an immortal stasis as he siphons their innocent metaphysical energy from their souls. Read About That Time The Two Terrifying Titans Fought Each Other! Interestingly Enough Slenderman Saved A Little Boy From Sinister Sacrifice!

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Does The Devil Claim One Soul During Spring Daylight Savings Time?


There have been rumors swirling about supernatural circles that the Devil claims a soul lost amid Daylight Savings Time. This occurs in various nations around the world but for reasons unknown, the United States is the Devil’s favorite target. Every year in the USA on the second Sunday in March Americans are required to set their clocks an hour ahead at 2 AM. This sets time squarely in the 3 AM Devils Hour. Legend has it that lost hour becomes metaphysical temporal energy the Devil and some other entities are said to collect.  As the enchanted energies are collected it creates a supernatural net that captures a soul at the wrong place in the wrong time! Their body and soul go to Hell until the end of Daylight Savings Time on the first Sunday in November. Unfortunately, it is said they return as a lost soulless creature while their spirit remains in Hell until they die as they were naturally intended. Of course, by then their tortured soul is deeply damaged!

A Human Soul Is Lost To The Missing Daylight Saving Hour!

Our extensive research into this insane urban legend has led us to believe it is indeed true! Each year one person goes missing on March Daylight Savings Sunday and reappears at the end of November. Family and friends say the victim can’t remember where they’ve been. They are beyond apathetic and seemingly emotionless. Once warm and loving individuals return as cold zombies just going through the motions. However, they often awake with screaming night terrors as their sub-conscious relives the horrifying hell they suffered. Apparently, the Devil treats them as an honored guest of Hell one moment and then lets his demons have their way with them the next! It’s thought that the innocent soul is eventually traded for a Demon captured by Heaven. Although as mentioned the soul exchange doesn’t happen until the person’s body has died on Earth.

The Daylight Savings Time Devil’s Hour Trap

Devils Daylight Savings Time

The metaphysical mechanisms that facilitate this temporal soul capturing net are tied into the human collective consciousness that dictates what numerical time it actually is. The lost 2 AM hour lives on as an elusive entity in the minds of humankind as we jump to 3 AM. During this instantaneous time jump, an unconscious metaphysical energized spirit for the non-existent 2 AM hour is created. For an instant, it is spread across any given time zone like an invisible net. The 3 AM Devil’s Hour hits and it is spiritually anchored to a random Underworld portal in the region. The Underworld is the physical connection to metaphysical Hell. At 3 AM the two o’clock hour astral net is pulled into the paranormal portal. The soul nearest to the portal gets caught in the increasingly concentrated net and is dragged into the Underworld all the way to Hell! It never captures more than one soul because the power of the Human soul is off the supernatural scales. It’s simply too much for the net to maintain more than one. The body itself is transmuted into a temporary metaphysical form as well.

The Lucky Daylight Savings Break For A Vampire

Oddly enough the net would be more likely to attract a demonic soul to it. However such beings on Earth are rare compared to humans. There is an anecdote of a vampire being dragged to Hell one year. Apparently, he had the time of his life and came back to brag how he was in tight with the Devil. In fact, he left as a fourth generation vampire and was powered up like a first generation vamp upon his return. He’s now a high-level minion for the royal Transylvanian vampires! It’s good to know that there is sometimes a silver lining to this temporal atrocity!😈

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