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Tragedy Strikes Siberian Camp Of The Gods

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The Devil’s Army Strikes A Blow Against The Earthly Gods!

Second Battle Armageddon

When it comes to Armageddon it’s estimated that the Earthly Gods and Goddesses have the greatest number of physical foot soldiers on the ground. That being in the form of Demigods, and Demigoddesses which are the result of the Gods descending from their higher dimensional existence to father offspring. Certainly they don’t have the same Angelic interference as Demons do which is why most of their foot soldier’s are deeply possessed humans, vampires, and other demonic based supernatural creatures.  It seems the Devil, currently trapped on Earth in a biological form, decided to take a hands on approach to waging war on the Gods who he sees as enemies equal to the Angels.  Even he has not been able to locate the Demigod training camps around the world due to powerful anti-demonic cloaking spells powered by literally thousands of Gods.  However, a recent alliance between the notoriously malevolent Slender Man, and Satan, that resulted in the failed coup of Christmas 2013, has finally yielded a win for the Demons.

The Slender Man is an extremely unique being from another dimension exiled here by his own people.  Slender has lived here for countless centuries trapped in this Earthly prison with nothing to do but torment, and murder humans for fun.   Slender has always been the ultimate loner who never even utters a word due to having no mouth.  Although he speaks telepathically.  It’s unknown why he formed an alliance with the Devil who is notoriously charismatic and convincing in his arguments.  Perhaps the Slender Man sees the demons as a possible tool to escape our planet he is mystically tied to.  Unfortunately for the Gods Slender was able to locate, and infiltrate one of top training camps on Earth located in a valley within the desolate region of Russian Siberia.  Despite its location Camp Semideum was supernaturally a lush sub-tropical paradise.  Camp Semideum was one of the few interfaith cooperation camps sponsored by the largest Earthly God alliance presided over by the Greek God Zeus.  Demigods learning to hone their skills there included Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Celtic, and many others.

At the stroke of Midnight on February 21, 2014 the Devil himself crashed the first annual International Paranormal Investigators Conference which was holding a special late night session on its final day in Paris, France.  He announced,  despite Hell being currently ruled by the Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo, he still had many allies there along with just about every Demon on Earth still worshiping him.  He boasted how he had just personally led a Platoon of demons, and warlocks into the camp for a surprise attack at a key moment after the Slender Man weakened the minds of many Demigods there.  The entire encampment was destroyed with great injury, and loss of life that included not only Demigods of varying percentages but also other mythical creatures along with practitioners of magic dedicated to the Gods cause.  It’s also reported that two unknown Gods, and a Goddesses were present in physical form but they appeared to be no match for the Arch-Demon Devil even in his weakened human like form.  One God was eradicated while the other God, and Goddess managed to escape with an unknown number of survivors.

The camp was engulfed in unholy flames as the Devil strolled away laughing maniacally with his troops in tow while commenting that this was far more fun than causing the Denver Broncos to lose the Super Bowl.  Demon causalities, and injuries weren’t as steep as the Demigods who fought valiantly against the forces of darkness. The Slender Man was seen teleporting away in the distance amid the Hell fires.  Camp Semideum is no more, and Olympian Priests have said Zeus is extremely angered by this unprovoked attack of cowardice.  He has challenged the Devil to a duel to the death.  It’s unknown if the Devil has responded to the challenge.  Zeus has also placed a bounty on The Slender Man’s head stating that, “This unholy freak of nature has hidden throughout the centuries like a snake in the grasses of Greece.  Now it’s time to put the abomination to rest at the foot of Olympus for the sake of humankind, and their benevolent Gods of protection.” Various other priests, mystics, physics, and seers have conveyed the outrage of all the Gods over this heinous act.

We first learned of this tragedy when the Devil forced everyone at the Paranormal Investigators Conference to view the disgusting video of the massacre on a Jumbotron.  All exits were mystically sealed.  Some at the conference, including a few Demigods present, attempted to attack the Devil but he swatted them away with a demonic telekinetic power.  Mystic Investigations very own Drake Alexander, a 5th generation vampire, charged the Devil in a rage getting a punch in but he was thrown through a brick wall.  The Devil scoffed,”Drake my child this hurts me more than it hurts you for my blood runs through your veins!”  Naturally, the rest of our team followed in kind with Rebecca Abernathy, a Demi-mermaid white witch, leading the way in vain as nobody was a match for the Archdemon.  However, Mystic Investigations President Xavier Remington, wielding a mystical sword discovered in 2012, was able to spill the Devils blood.  The Devil then bellowed forth,”You made me bleed my own blood on myself silly human!”  He telekinetically tossed Xavier aside as he continued his crazy cackling while attempting to pick the sword up.  Unfortunately for him it caused his hand to burn with a black steam rising.   Before disappearing in a burst of red fireworks, and black smoke he yelled,”Ah yes my misguided children I forgive your transgressions against me. You will all be bowing before me, and my future son, as your Dark Lords before the bloodiest of the Blood Moons of the coming Tetrad!”  Thankfully nobody was seriously injured.  The conference continued despite some being seriously shaken by the Satanic pretense.  The lucky ones in the lower echelon of the paranormal community who don’t really believe in the full spectrum of supernatural beings just thought the entire thing was some special effects theatrical event.

Our hearts and prayers go out to those who lost their lives, and loved ones in this most tragic of battles which is now being classified as the Second Battle Of Armageddon.  The first battle took place in Kazakhstan on Halloween 2013.  It’s prophesied there will be countless battles in the greater war of Armageddon that will see a final showdown between the various factions of good, and evil including Angels, Demons, Jinn, Gods, and much more!

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Jesus Christ And Virgin Mary Seen In Swiss Skies

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Jesus Mary Switzerland

WorldNetDaily (WND.com) has just reported on the images of Jesus Christ, and his mother the Virgin Mary appearing above a highway in the skies of Switzerland.  For those who may not know Jesus Christ is the first son of the Omniverse God with the official title Vice-God Of The Omniverse.   His Earthly Mother is Mary who later attained Sainthood status due to her pivotal role in his Demigod existence as a biological being on Earth some 2000 years ago. The image of the holiest mother and son was found on Google Street View.  Although no witnesses have stepped forward to confirm the image. Our professional Psychic Julia Hathaway, and White Witch Rebecca Abernathy both feel the photo is authentic.

The reason for nobody seeing this with their own eyes could be explained by why many ghosts are seen only by cameras.  They simply phased into the visible light spectrum for one brief blink of the eye, or perhaps several, so only a camera could pick up their image.  It could be that Jesus and Mary were strolling about the Heavenly clouds to survey the Earth for the coming battle of Armageddon.  They may also be attracted to the biggest supernatural event of 2013.  The prophesied resurrection of the Devil, and the birth of the Anti-Christ on Halloween.  It is known that the Omniverse God advocates a non-interference policy when it comes to humankind.  So don’t expect him, Jesus or any official Angels of Heaven to intervene until the official second coming of Jesus Christ.  Although they do actively keep demons jailed in Hell human practitioners of magic can try freeing them into this reality.  Thankfully that process is quite difficult, and takes a great deal of magical power!

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What Happened To The Earth On The 2012 Winter Solstice?

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To the average human on Earth, it appears nothing happened on the fabled 2012 Winter Solstice.  However the supernatural beings of the world felt something, and those of us humans in the world of the paranormal knew what was going down as well.  The Earth was very nearly destroyed by the magically cloaked planet Nibiru, aka Planet X, along with a thwarted Polar Shift that could have caused its own widespread mayhem.  The galactic alignment of the Milky Way center with the Sun-Earth plane took place.  The progression toward alignment over the months of 2012 had resulted in an increase in powers seen in all supernatural beings. The pinnacle of that power should have been at 11:11 AM on December 21st, 2012 yet what we saw instead was a total lack of powers across the board for one minute.  Several minutes before there was a gradual weakening.

  11:11 AM was the exact moment the rogue planet Nibiru was blocking and absorbing the energy of all celestial objects including the Earth itself.  Does this suggest that all supernatural power derives from the Earth, Galaxy, and other celestial entities?  The Earth’s energy, aka the Goddess Gaia, might be responsible for powering up some beings but certainly not all.  The galaxy, sun, moon, and other objects in space might provide some power but we feel they are most likely conduits for transporting energy to this reality from the higher dimensions, and perhaps even other parts of our Universe.  Beings such as vampires became weak as humans, and various non-corporeal beings such as poltergeists disappeared.

It seems the Planet Nibiru was under the complete control of its spirit the God Nibiru.  Psychics on Earth could sense the fear of the Nibirun populace who are at the mercy of the Nibiru God.  Unlike Earth’s spirit, the Goddess Gaia, who isn’t allowed such command, and control of the planet due to the Omniverse God having a special interest in humanity.  The Nibirun’s were creations of the God Nibiru himself.  He was once a higher dimensional being who was shunned from his community and imprisoned as the soul of a huge red planet.  He created the Nibirun’s to amuse himself, and give purpose to his life.  In the distant past, he became enamored with our Earth, aka Goddess Gaia.  She spurned his love because she sensed his evil.  At a time in the past where she was far more powerful, she thrust him away into deep space.  Only on the winter solstice 2012 was he able to finally return to force himself on Gaia.  Gaia is greatly weakened now due to all the evil supernatural, and human beings on Earth.  Especially the paranormal beings that sap her power, and the humans who desecrate her body, the Earth itself. This includes widespread population, secret weather control, warfare, and the general destruction of her surface.  Meanwhile, Nibiru has more power not only due to being larger and absorbing more but also the access to the power of the souls of the Nibiruns who dare not harm their God Master.

We at Mystic Investigations through the fate of the Universe acquired two swords.  One of good, the Sword Of Judgement, and one of evil, the Sword Of Dagon.  Their origins are shrouded in mystery but some evidence indicates they come from Earthly Gods and Demons.  The Sword Of Judgement may be the product of all the various leaders of the Earthly God factions, including Celtic, Greek, Roman, etc., coming together to forge not only a sword for that can only be used for good but an alliance for the time of Armageddon.  Sword Of Dagon was a creation of the Archdemon Dagon who serves on the Devil’s Unholy Counsel Of 13. He is the father of the first generation vampire, and King of The Vampire Empire known as Dagan.  The Archdemon Dagon also posed as a Babylonian God known as Dagon.  It’s not known what the purpose of the sword is but it’s clearly the evil counterpart of the Sword Of Judgement.  It’s unknown which sword was forged first.

Various ancient scrolls led us to two ancient stone Kiosks at each of the magnetic poles north, and south.  The origin of these kiosks is the same as the swords.  From Earthly Gods, and Demons.  Both wishing to access the power of Gaia with the swords acting as keys.  At the appointed time Mystic Investigations President Xavier Remington placed the Sword Of Judgement into the North Pole Kiosk while Senior Vice-President Drake Alexander, temporarily evil at the time, simultaneously placed the Sword Of Dagon in the South Pole Kiosk.  This released a gargantuan power burst from the soul of Gaia that created a massive shield around the Earth.  Its blast-like appearance was so powerful that it shot Nibiru away into deep space once again.  This mystical power release also halted the polar shift that was about to occur once Nibiru was away.  The current whereabouts of the planet God Nibiru are currently unknown.  However, it seems the Gaia power burst has fried his brain for now.  In addition, the evil sword caused Drake Alexander to split into two bodies.  Our original Drake, and what we call the Dark Drake.  The Dark Drake is still on the loose perpetuating evil on the world.  He claims to be the Second Son Of Satan here to find a prospective mate for his Father so that his brother the First may be born into this world as the Anti-Christ.  The Dark Drake currently possessed the Sword Of Dagon.

After the weakened state of all supernatural beings on Earth, there was a huge power boost caused by the release of Gaia’s energy along with the re-exposure of the Galactic Alignment.   These additional powers are expected to stay with most beings at least until Summer 2013.  Since everyone got it there’s no additional disruption in the balance of good, and evil. So not to brag but Mystic Investigations saved the Earth…with a little help from some mystic swords.  No need to thank us!  We love our jobs, and are happy to save all of you out of the goodness of our hearts!

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