What Has Slender Man Been Up To Lately?
For the last few years, Slender Man was spotted with the Devil every so often. He indeed played a role in the tragic Second Battle Of Armageddon. This despite being a control freak that prefers the company of harmless children. However, sometime in mid- 2015 it was rumored the two had a falling out. Apparently, the Devil, a top-level ArchDemon, was unable to kill the Slenderman before he teleported to safety. The Devil’s weakened human form may explain part of this. The other half is the fact that Slender Man is a prisoner on Earth sent here by his own people from a parallel dimension for unspecified crimes. They utilize the life force of Earth to bind him in certain ways so as to limit his paranormal power. That same force also protects him from dying since he’s been given a life sentence. Certainly an eternity for an immortal like Slender Man!
Since then there have been sparse sightings of Slender with an attempted diabolical Halloween plot foiled by a bounty hunter sent from his dimension to assassinate him. The Slender Man Assassin was sent here by a non-governmental faction from his home dimension to exact final justice by illegally eradicating Slender. Slender Man has been quite efficient at eluding the Assassin spotted every so often around the world. Until Halloween 2015 when Slender Man hatched a sinister plot to brainwash a majority of the parents in a small Kansas town in order to use them as proxies to eliminate each other while delivering their own children into his hands on Halloween during the heart of Trick O Treating. By far one of the most despicable acts he’s ever attempted! We believe not even the Devil would stoop so low! However it’s known that Slender Man doesn’t harm children, and instead feeds off the magic of innocence that surges through them. In fact every child he ever kidnapped may be alive in stasis hidden somewhere on Earth acting as his personal power batteries virtually Matrix style. Perhaps existing in a mental dream world of his making.
Slender had spent two months turning dozens of people into his zombie like proxies when Halloween night came to pass. He was about to pull off what he considered to be his crowning masterpiece as he was about to send a mental message to his victims to massacre anything that moved except for the kids. He never completed his psychic message as the Slender Man Assassin tackled him, and their shape shifting tentacles fought like a couple of wild land locked squid! They violently battled in the street within the middle of a neighborhood full of parents, and Trick O Treaters who ran screaming away from the epic battle. Street lamps, trees, cars, Halloween decor, and Jack-O-Lantern heads flew about as if a tornado had hit the dark roadway. After several minutes The Slender Man Assassin had Slender’s neck locked to the ground as he stuck a syringe full of glittering purple goo into Slender with a tentacle. It must have been something to temporarily break the protective force because Slender began to choke according to the few witnesses who stayed behind to watch. They saw his smooth white faceless form turn to a pitch black wrinkled prune! Death may have been seconds away if not for the intervention of the infamous Slender Man Cult!
A hoard of loyal teen cult members swarmed from everywhere 360 degrees. They attacked the Slender Assassin with swords, and knives. The distraction was enough for Slender Man to recover, and defend himself. The Assassin had no choice but to retreat. Slender was clearly weakened so he, and his cult left town for good. They haven’t been seen since. The US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to clean up the metaphysical mess, and attempt to treat those with Slender Sickness who could be saved. As usual they performed a masterful media, and local law enforcement cover-up so the general public never learned of this. We can’t even mention the name of the town because the Paranormal Defense Agency would consider that information too specific, and swoop in to clean us up!!!!