How President Ronald Reagan Met Santa Claus

Ronald Reagan was one of the few Presidents with knowledge of the paranormal world before his Presidency. Once a President takes the oath of office he is read into the supernatural secrets of the Paranormal Defence Agency. This includes the existence of Santa Claus. Unfortunately Santa is ridiculously seen as a dangerous invader of US airspace, and is on the government’s most wanted list of supernatural beings! However Ronald Reagan had met him once before in his early days of taking on vampires, and werewolves while serving as a lifeguard in 1920’s Dixon, Illinois. Some locals called Reagan Ronnie The Vampire Slayer! Although others who knew the full extent of his enchanted exploits in the protection of humankind knew him as Dutch The Destroyer!

One fateful Christmas in 1929 Ronald was out for a leisurely stroll in the gently falling snow when all the sudden he heard screams for help. Some fool found himself in the ice cold Rock River. The man was struggling to stay afloat when Reagan jumped in to save him. He got to the panicking man just as he began to sink under the surface. It seemed Reagan had saved the drowning victim as he fought the shock of the insanely cold water. While swimming back an Abominable Snowman, also called the Yeti, surged from the dark waters letting loose a terrifying roar! Reagan had seen his fair share of paranormal creatures even at this early stage in his life. However this blasphemous beast of 9 feet was unlike anything he had ever seen, and he was ill equipped to battle it in the cold deep water! Both him, and the man he was trying to save, were dragged down by the abomination!  All hope appeared to be lost until bright green, and red lights pierced the murky depths!

A large figure dressed in red appeared above the Yeti, and grabbed the mighty beast with one hand jerking him clean out of the river.  Reagan, and the other man were pulled up as well. Almost instantly they found themselves hovering above the water in Santa’s sleigh pulled by nine reindeer. Ronald couldn’t believe his eyes as he came face to face with Father Christmas, and two Elves sitting in the back seat! Santa lay his healing hands upon both men as instant warmth was felt along with any hint of pain associated with their icy ordeal. Santa merrily boomed,”Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas boys!”

At that point the Abominable Snowman that had been launched on to shore growled in a menacing rage. He super jumped madly toward the sleigh but Santa lifted his hand hitting the monster with some type of amber energy beam. The snow white beast fell into the water sloshing about with his roars echoing throughout the previously silent night. Santa shot away in the sleigh to drop the men at their respective homes before resuming his Christmas deliveries. Before leaving Reagan at his house, he informed him he would be the President Of The United States someday. It’s unknown if President Reagan ever met Santa ever again after that?

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Xavier Remington

About Xavier Remington

🎅As the Founder and President of Mystic Investigations I have dealt with all manner of metaphysical mayhem! However the supernatural beings and paranormal phenomenon of the Christmas season are some of the most magical. Our supernatural crime fighting team has had the honor of being welcome at the Demi-Angel Santa Claus's North Pole City and the horror of battling the diabolical Anti-Claus! This Xmas blog was born out of a deep interest and love for The Spirit Of Christmas! Merry Christmas To All And To All A Safe Night!🎄
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