Can Vampires Build Muscles?

Are There Any Massively Muscular Bodybuilding Vampires?

Muscular Bodybuilding VampireYes indeed vampires can build muscles but not in the same way humans do.  A human turned into a male vampire will have a perfect physique with all muscles moderately developed complete with six pack abs.  Females are extremely fit but not to the point of displaying noticeably unfeminine musculature.  Despite a difference in muscle build both sexes would have equal strength if brought across at about the same time by the same vampire sire.  If vampires consume a consistent moderate amount of blood, or satisfy their basic hungers, they will remain looking like a well toned model for all eternity.  If for whatever reason they start to deny themselves blood then they will lose muscle mass, and eventually appear quite boney.

Vampires who want to look like a pumped up bodybuilder won’t achieve it by bench pressing cars, or Mack trucks, all day long.  They would need to consistently consume massive amounts of blood beyond their normal hunger over a period of time.  Normally a few months will do.  If the female vampires do this they will display male like muscles as well.  A vampire can theoretically consume an infinite amount of blood without getting fat because it only increases their power.  The type of blood matters as well.  Human blood is ideal while animal blood is inferior.  A vampire only consuming animal blood would probably have to gorge for at least double the time to achieve a gargantuan body.  Since it can be difficult to get large enough quantities of human blood animals are often the way to go.  Although a vampire must be prepared to do nothing but drink away all day!

Monster muscles can be attained much faster,and with lower quantities, by drinking the blood of various supernatural beings.  The quickest bulk up can happen in less than 24 hours by drinking hard to acquire demons blood. Some say drinking the Devils blood would yield bodybuilder status in less than an hour.  Of course the evil in a vampire would be magnified many times, and they would become a slave of the demon whose blood they partook of.  Demi-Demon blood is the second best for building fast muscle but again you have similar side effects.  First Generation vampire blood is the next closest to demons, and can pump up vampires two generations removed from them. The next best would be Yeti, aka Abominable Snowman, blood.  However the side effects are a steroid like rage, and a need for cold temperatures.

In general higher generation vampires are more muscular than the lower.  First Generation vampires are the most muscular, and can grow large the quickest by consuming large amounts of blood.  Their personal body guards, and foot soldiers who enforce their royal vampire law about the Earth are called Enforcers.  These Enforcers are always angry, and have monster muscles as if they were hopped up on steroids.  When not performing their enforcement duties they spend most of their time hunting down human victims to keep their muscle mass intact.  They also carry the blood of their First Generation masters, and other paranormal creatures.  With the quantity, and mix of supernatural bloods they can end up being far more powerful than vampires who may be a higher generation, or older than them since longer lived vampires are stronger.  So exercise caution if you’re in the presence of a visibly irritated bodybuilder because he, or she, could be a vampire Enforcer seeing you as their next meal!

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I'm the Executive Vice-President, and Chief Legal Officer of Mystic Investigations. I'm a 742 year old 5th generation vampire that was born in the Highlands of Scotland in the 13th century AD. I was brought across into the dark crimson world of the night by the infamous Akkadian princess Enheduanna who still walks among us at age 4261. I dedicate my life to battling the forces of evil wherever, and whenever they may rear their despicable faces.

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