What Is The Adirondack Abomination?

Amid the breathtaking beauty of Upstate New York’s Adirondack Mountains, a sinister supernatural scourge lurks among the dark wooded shadows! Within those wayward woods, a gruesome genetic experiment took place in a top-secret government lab under the misguided supervision of the Paranormal Defense Agency. The mad scientific melding of Sasquatch (Bigfoot), Abominable Snowman (Yeti), and Demi-Demon DNA into a malevolent mix. The result is a terrifyingly unique monster that was so powerful it destroyed the lab and escaped several years ago! Now the Blasphemous Beast, dubbed the Adirondack Abomination, spends his time devouring tourist’s flesh, bones, and all! Naturally, the government has craftily covered up the missing campers and hikers attributed to the Abomination.

The calamitous creature appears somewhat like an extremely furry gorilla with large, razor-sharp teeth. It’s estimated to be 10-12 feet tall with a weight at least a ton or more! The mad monster lets loose an unholy roar that bellows for miles through the countryside. It is said to be one of the few things that actually scares the hell out of Bigfoot and the Yeti! This alarming Abomination can move at lightning speed to take down prey within seconds! With the strength to stop a speeding semi-truck dead in its tracks, no prey is a match for this evil entity! Cryptozoologists believe the Demi-Demon within fuels the urge to primarily consume human meat! Thankfully once it gorges on a few humans it hibernates for at least a month digesting the remains that include the entire skeleton!

The Abominations strength, speed, agility, and ability to blend into its environment are what makes the Abomination so elusive for paranormal professionals to kill or capture! Its fur is gray most of the year thus being mistaken for rocks when it sits still. As winter approaches the fur turns white. Certainly, the Abomination is a stealthy creature that stalks its prey while staying hidden until the final death blow! Interestingly enough the hairy horror is spotted the most during the Autumn season for reasons unknown. Possibly the colorful foliage blowing majestically in the wind mesmerizes it thus causing the monster to not pay attention to anyone nearby. If you spot the Adirondack Abomination don’t even bother trying to contact anyone as you are most likely already dead! Make peace with your life and pray to your God for a quick death!

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