We hesitate to even mention this particular paranormal phenomenon, known as The Stool, since it is by far the most disgusting thing we’ve ever come across. For reasons unknown excrement of all varieties will randomly coalesce into a sentient blob. Although a rare event it is clearly a health hazard that the government often deals with, and covers up in the media as well. If The Stool is left unchecked it will grow into the giant pile of poop seen in the photo at the left. The stench is unbearable, and the high levels of methane it gives off drive away oxygen thereby causing asphyxiation in humans, and other creatures. This is often a concern in sewers which is the place this despicable entity forms the most.
It is referred to as The Stool, despite seeming to be many separate entities, due to psychics confirming it is of one noxious mind. This indicates there may very well be a central Stool hidden somewhere on Earth. This Alpha Stool seems to be using some type of telekinetic power to create new members of his highly horrid species. Evidence indicates that it’s consciousness emanates from the Mother Earth Gaia Network. The paranormal nervous system of the planet, and Goddess Gaia that is the soul of our Earth which it’s using as a telekinetic conduit to everywhere. It’s mindless mission seems simply to grow, and engulf the planet in a layer of pure poop which might seem impossible. Although The Stool starts out as a collection of common crap at some point it develops it’s own DNA, and begins growing spontaneous inexplicable cells of pure waste product. Despite this the wandering waste still needs to collect droppings along it’s journey to fuel it’s growth process.
Thankfully sewer workers, and even the homeless, usually report the sickening Stool in it’s early stages, and word gets to top secret government, or private paranormal organizations, who send in special Hazmat teams to dismantle the smelly Stool, and clean up the bio-toxins. If you run across a suspicious stack of sh-i-t then please contact the local authorities, or your local supernatural investigations team. Do not attempt to engage the excrement yourself as it can move in a quick, and erratic manner when provoked thereby absorbing you into it’s slimy sludge. Some misguided individuals have attempted to burn the creature in flames which only results in methane explosions, and the release of deadly carbon monoxide gas. Please leave the poop to the professionals! If you have any information leading to the capture of the Alpha Stool then you may be eligible for an extensive bounty of up to one million dollars being offered by various organizations. Until this wretched being is apprehended we recommend staying away from sewers, waste treatment plants, and manure farms.
Interesting Historical Note: The Stool was responsible for London, England’s Great Stink Of 1858!