What Happens When Santa Claus Meets An Abominable Snowman?
It was a Happy December 1st Day when Santa Claus decided to take his flying sleigh on a rudimentary test run after a mystical tune-up. Only Rudolph was pulling it since there was no cargo and the only passengers were Santa and Frosty The Snowman. Somewhere over Canada Santa could hear frightful screams coming from below. They landed in a snowy field to investigate. Santa and Frosty ran toward the sounds of terror while Rudolph had an annoyed look on his face as he was forced to unhitch himself from the sleigh. The red-nosed reindeer ran after his friends. As he trotted up, he found Frosty hiding behind some trees. In the distance, Santa was consoling a seriously scared young man and woman. The couple claimed a giant white monster had chased them away from their mission of randomly creating Christmas trees in the wild wilderness so as to bolster The Spirit Of Christmas. The crafty couple even utilized mini solar panels to light up trees.
Despite not being members of the supernatural community the couple’s faith in Christmas was strong. Santa decided to reveal himself as the real deal rather than some random guy hiking about in a Santa suit. The man and woman looked on in amazement as Father Christmas’s eyes glowed light blue while making white glittering snowflakes come from his hands. As he made this supernatural display he said, “Ah yes, it’s all real my children.” That’s when Frosty and Rudolph stepped forward. The couple was shocked at first as the fear of the monster faded and tears of joy ran down their cheeks. They all had a group hug before Santa gave them some golden tickets with glittering red and green trim. They were mystical invitations to North Pole City for Christmas Day. The tickets would actually use magic to lead them safely into the Arctic to Santa’s winter wonderland. He then urged them to continue their good work in a certain direction leading away from some tracks Santa spotted. Everyone waved goodbye and Santa revealed to Frosty and Rudolph that they were witnessing the terrifying tracks of an Abominable Snowman. A Yeti now stalking the holy trio!
As the terrific trio tracked the terrifying titan Rudolph suddenly blurted out, “The big bastard is leading us in circles.” Santa quickly scolded Rudolph, “Language Rudolph!” Rudolph apologized as Frosty chuckled. Santa then declared, “Indeed the blasphemous beast is attempting to lead us into a tricky trap.” Frosty then noted the size of the footprints indicated a 10-foot tall Yeti rather than the standard 9-foot specimen. Santa commended Frosty on his supernatural sleuthing and added it was a rare Uber Yeti that was most likely magically modified for greater terror by someone deep into demonic-level witchcraft! Rudolph then stuttered, “Oh c-c-crap!” Santa gave him a disapproving just as the mad monster leaped from behind a lit Christmas tree nearby!
The Alarming Attack Of The Abominable Snowman!
With an ear-shattering roar, Santa was caught off guard and launched several hundreds of yards well over the tree line at the end of the field. Rudolph then screeched, and said, “Oh sweet fancy Moses Jesus H Christ God Lord in Heaven Amen!” He ran away as fast as his four hooves could carry him as he was literally too scared to fly! He ended up tripping over his own legs and fell face-first into the snowy field. The gigantic Abominable Snowman took a swipe at Frosty’s chest dislodging a huge chunk of the glittering holy snow he was made off. However, it instantly filled back in as if nothing had happened. The angry growling Yeti kept swinging at Frosty but the jolly snowman just giggled. He then whirled around quickly so the beast couldn’t even touch him! Frost proceeded to twirl about so fast that he disassembled into a white whipping snow tornado that encapsulated the confused Yeti. Despite the monster relishing blizzards, this mini storm was quite violent causing deep disorientation in the giant furry menace. Frosty’s top hat, corncob pipe, coal eyes, gumdrop nose, and licorice lips flew away landing on Rudolph. It made the reindeer scream for some reason.
Soon enough the Abominable Snowman was encased in deep packed snow with an icy shell as the commotion fell silent. Rudolph got up and cautiously trotted over to the 10-foot-tall snow pillar. He stood in silence for a second before a guttural growl preceded the snowpack flying apart to reveal an alarmingly angry abominable snowman! Rudolph had terror in his enchanted eyes as he yelled, “Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuu…” Santa flew in from the skies above via his own Angelic powers and loudly scolded, “Rudolph!” It looked like Santa was about to save the day when a wayward warlock flew in from a mountain ridge tackling Saint Nicholas. They both crashed into the snowy field and were about to begin an epic battle of magic and brawn!
Rudolph’s heart sank as he realized he was now on his own. The Yeti lunged at him causing poor Rudolph to let out a high-pitched scream. This made the horrifying monster even angrier. He got hold of Rudolph’s antlers and snapped off a branch. Rudolph then appeared to grow angry himself as he screamed, “Oh no you didn’t!” His red nose glowed beyond bright and shot forth a concentrated crimson beam of light that actually burnt some fur off the Yeti. He let out an otherworldly cry of pain that could be heard miles further than his normal growls. Before the hairy horror could attack, Rudolph levitated off the ground and shot at the monster in the blink of an eye. His rear slammed into the hard ground through the layer of snow as Rudolph stomped on him at super speed. The alarming abomination literally couldn’t get up under the barrage of four wildly flying hooves. After a minute the beast moaned as he squirmed around. He slowly began to rise and that’s when the brave reindeer shot another crimson flare from his red nose. The Yeti was knocked out cold in the snow! Rudolph happily exclaimed, ‘Take that you big son of a…” Rudolph cautiously looked around for Santa and finished an alternative sentence, “You big meanie!”
The Wayward Warlock Attacks Santa Claus!
Meanwhile, in an adjacent field, Santa Claus and the Warlock Carlsbad had words. The Warlock exclaimed, “You shouldn’t have interfered with my Yeti’s need to feed on pathetic humans. I still can’t believe Santa Claus is real! I heard rumors about you and the Anti-Claus but I assumed it was just some silly folklore.” Santa replied, “It is true I am Saint Nicholas a Demi-Angel of the Heavenly Lord. Now is the time to repent and shy away from your wicked ways my son.” The Warlock laughed maniacally, “Are you serious? I’m on the fast track to demonhood. Delivering you to the Devil will make me more powerful than you could ever hope to be old man! Prepare to meet your maker!” Santa responded, “So be it!” Carlsbad shot volleys of perplexing purple plasma at Father Christmas. He wasn’t expecting such a uniquely powerful energy and was forcibly thrown several feet before hitting the ground. The powerful Warlock levitated toward Santa with violent violet-illuminated eyes. Santa thrust to his feet and jumped into the air at lightning speed while delivering an immense super punch to the dark magician… Read The Ending To This Action-Packed Xmas Story Spectacular On Our Christmas Blog…🎅⛄️🦌