The Mardi Gras Joker Was Nearly Captured By Two Elves!

The Demi-Angel Santa Claus has become increasingly concerned with a Super Villain called The Mardi Gras Joker. A jester looking Voodoo Master who operates out of New Orleans who has officially taken over the holiday of Mardi Gras. He continues to stoke the dark flames of damnation that have dominated the holidays Spirit in recent decades. His goal is to bring about a global chaotic Party Apocalypse that would be a nightmare like The Purge films! 24-7 non-stop madness devoid of any morality! Santa sent two of his best Elf Agents down to New Orleans on Mardi Gras to look into this nefarious denizen of darkness. The Elves reported back to Santa they had the target in sight and were ready to capture him.🃏

The Humane Imprisonment Of The Joker

The intent was to turn the Mardi Gras Joker over to us here at Mystic Investigations who would, in turn, transport him to the great Sorcerer of the light known as Ian McTavish. He runs a world-renowned magic school out of Scotland. He also has a paranormal prison to contain threats the mainstream governments couldn’t handle. So the Elves stealthily made their way into his lair within the sewers of Orleans. They easily evaded his minions and found the filthy fiend asleep in a chamber built off the sewer system.🤡 Read The Rest On Our Christmas Blog…

Is Paul Bunyan Real?

The Nephilim Bunyan Walks Among Us!

The gentle giant lumberjack of American Folklore known as Paul Bunyan is in fact real! He is a Nephilim which is the offspring of a Fallen Angel and a Human. The most notorious of their kind was Goliath of Biblical fame. They tend to be evil as they inherit the rebellious nature of their former Heavenly parent. They also have bounties on their head by the authority of Archangels. On the other hand, Demi-Angels are the result of rare unions between Angels and Humans that are sanctioned as holy by Heaven. The most famous Demi-Angel is Santa Claus. Paul turned to the side of righteousness which reflects his sainted Mother who thought she was bearing the holy child of an Angel. She was tricked into thinking her son would be the next Saint Nicholas! Paul Bunyan’s will to help humankind flies in the face of his Father who descended into demonhood status in Hell. A father who continually returns in demonic spectral form demanding his son turn to the dark side!

Born From The American Revolution Paul Bunyan Carved The New Frontier

Like most Nephilim Paul rose to over 9 feet tall. In addition, he has enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses. This includes the ability to sense impending danger. Much of the folklore is incorrect in making him an immense giant as tall as large buildings! They also get quite a few of his exploits wrong as well. He certainly didn’t carve the Grand Canyon by dragging his ax behind him nor created Mount Hood by putting stones on his campfire. However, he did carve out some less noticeable features of the American landscape including the creation of some small lakes. Mostly he was into chopping down the overabundance of trees found in the new American Frontier. For him, that began just past the original 13 colonies as he was born sometime in the late 1700’s where he bore witness to the American Revolution. As an Immortal Nephilim, he would live to see the entire history of the United States Of America. That is unless someone manages to complete the unfair death warrant on his head!

The Heavenly Bounty On Paul’s Head

After his father literally went straight to Hell in order to serve the Devil, Paul was raised by his mother in the isolated Appalachian wilderness. Paul’s mother knew his life was in danger from Archangels and others so she located a powerful witch. The good witch cast an Enochian Angel Magic spell to keep Paul’s Fallen Angelic side from broadcasting its metaphysical energy forth. This enchanted energy often acts as a beacon for Heaven to find Nephilim. With that protection in place, he only had to worry about humans and other supernatural beings who might want to bring harm upon him!

A Kinship With The Sasquatch And Native Americans

From early on he loved chopping down trees with a giant mystical ax his Father left him. Although, it was believed his Father wanted him to kill people with it for the purposes of demonic sacrifices! As the giant Bunyan came into contact with hillbillies and mountain folk they reluctantly accepted him because he helped them out with no request for compensation. With very little in the way of media present the tall tales of his existence were merely regarded as such. Interestingly enough, he was first embraced by local Native Americans who almost thought of him as a God. Paul even developed a special kinship with the Sasquatch who often protected Natives from harm as best they could. That is until the later years when the government forces overwhelmed everyone. Paul worked to keep the uneasy peace between settlers and Natives without resorting to violence.

The Passing Of Paul’s Mother And The Birth Of A Blue Ox!

With each passing year, he ventured further out into the vast western wilderness clearing land for farmers and those building the first dirt roads. Later he aided in paving the way for the railroads. Due to his long legs and super speed he was able to run back and be with his Mother on weekends. Unfortunately, she died at an early age as making love to a Fallen Angel and birthing a Nephilim take quite a toll on the human body! When she died Paul begged the witch who spelled him, the Natives, and the Bigfoot for a resurrection solution. Unfortunately, death was beyond their control! Paul buried her in Kentucky and headed west to continue his work as a lumberjack and adventurer. Along the way, he developed an imaginary friend to pass the time in between meeting people. That friend was Babe The Big Blue Ox. At some point, Paul’s Nephilim abilities granted the big beast a sentient self-aware state and a metaphysical energy body like a ghost. Sometimes Babe would appear beside Paul for all to witness!

The Nephilim Bunyan Is A Hero To Humankind!

He saved many lives by tackling criminal bullies and wrestling wild animals! He even battled many dark entities of the night including vampires, werewolves, zombies and a parade of monsters lurking in the old west! Along the way, some misguided supernatural warriors, such as Vampire Slayers, attempted to end his life but failed miserably. By the time he began clearing giant redwoods in California sometime in the mid-1800’s he had to go into permanent seclusion as modern society, the trans-continental railroad, media, and telegraph communications began to take shape. Not to mention the pesky invention of the camera that could capture his image for the world to see!

Paul Bunyan Lives In The 21st Century

To this day Paul Bunyan hides in the mountains and forests of the American West. He often treks northward following the Rocky Mountains into Canada. He resides with the Sasquatch people and even a few tribes of Native Americans who managed to remain hidden from the US government for hundreds of years! Their ancient ways untouched by modern civilization. They were the ones lucky enough to have gifted psychics who foresaw the downfall of Native America and knew that remaining hidden was the best choice. Sometime in the 1930’s Paul met his true love in one of the hidden tribes and is now happily married! Although, as a Nephilim, he can’t father any children.

Paul Finds North Pole City And Is Reunited With His Deceased Mother

Paul is the only Nephilim welcomed into North Pole City. This after he went on an expedition to the North Pole in 1919. He was shocked to discover Santa Claus and his winter wonderland! There he was reunited with his Mother who descended from Heaven in Angel form. She continues to do so every Christmas and on her birthday! Santa takes great pains to cloak Paul as he does not agree with Heaven’s bounty on his head. His Mother valiantly argues for Heavenly amnesty and hopes the Omniverse God will pardon Paul. Sadly, he remains silent on a great many issues as God wants to be neutral and play out all mathematical probabilities. If you spot Paul Bunyan while hiking or camping in the Rocky Mountains please do approach him and feel safe in knowing he will always be your friend!

Is Santa Claus Real?

The Demi-Angel Santa Claus & The Legend Of Christmas

Merry Christmas To All Who Fight For All That Is Right! Christmas is the antithesis of Halloween and Dark Christmas. Just as the forces of evil look forward to these holidays so do the forces of good look forward to Christmas.  It is the one day of the year that the forces of truth, justice, and happiness marshal together to bring peace to humankind.  In the same way the forces of good combat the evil of Halloween by utilizing the magical innocence of children, so to does Christmas follow the same path via The Spirit Of Christmas.  The man who made Christmas what it is today is the most famous, and probably the most powerful Earthly supernatural being of all time known as Santa Claus. Of course even more powerful was the Demi-God Son of God known as Jesus Christ. His miraculous birth was the true birth of Christmas over 2000 years ago! In many ways, Santa Claus’s life shadows that of Jesus. This includes the supernatural birth, betrayal, death, and resurrection!🎄

The Angelic Birth Of Saint Nicholas

Santa Claus was born in the year 270 AD.  The exact day is shrouded in mystery, and perhaps in fact deliberately deleted from history by Angelic forces for Santa’s protection. However, non-paranormal historians suggest Santa was born on March 15.  He was born simply as Nicholas (no last names back then) in the Mediterranean seaside Greek community of Patara, Lycia which is in modern-day Turkey.  Santa himself is of Greek ancestry from a wealthy family.  His family later moved to Myra, Lycia where he became known as Nicholas of Myra.  His father was a relatively high ranking non-human origin Angel, named Sarandiel, who had been on Earth in biological form partaking of a holy mission when he fell in love with Nicholas’s mother, Marcia of Patara. Evidence indicates she was a descendant of Mary mother of Jesus Christ.  Generally unions between Angels and humans are forbidden but in this case, the Archangel hierarchy blessed the predestined union, and they got married.  Soon Marcia was pregnant and gave birth to twin sons.  Normally this would result in blasphemous Nephilim.  However, since this was a Heaven blessed union the resulting children were holy Demi-Angels.🎅 Read The Rest Of The Real Supernatural Santa Claus Story…