What Is The Average Temperature Of A Haunted House?

Ghost Hunters always carry a digital thermometer as a general guide to gauge paranormal activity around them. Believe it or not the average temperature of a haunted house, or any other similar structure is a respectable 66.6ºF. Even if the furnace is running at full steam or it’s the middle of a summer heat wave. This temperature usually reflects a state of ghostly presence yet in a mostly dormant state. They occupy the house and are siphoning just enough thermal energy from the air to remain charged up for future action!

The temperature of 66.6 obviously corresponds to Satan’s designated number of 666. Even without any demonic presence, the temperature is actually a product of the Devil hacking reality. In dormancy, metaphysical entities feel the 66.6ºF limit just as the demonic reality hacking detects their paranormal presence. This is a sign of the Devil’s dominion upon the metaphysical in this Earthly world. This hellish hack is supported by Dark Underworld Gods to thwart any re-programming by nature deities. Like a great many things, including time, the Devil adheres to human measurements. This includes temperature and its first measurement system of Fahrenheit.

Haunting Activity Can Drastically Decrease The Temperature!

When an invisible entity directly interacts with the physical environment the temperature will drop drastically. This is dependent on the power of the haunting entity whether it be a ghost, poltergeist, demon, or some other higher dimensional being. These blasphemous beings pull heat energy from the general area causing air molecules to slow down thereby lowering the temperature. Absorbing energy from the air is the most common method of powering up next to taking electricity. This of course causes the quintessential light flickering of a classic haunted house.

A simple ghost can take the temperature down to freezing if they are furiously flying about trying to get your attention. More powerful entities of evil may drop it to 0ºF or lower as they have the ability to squeeze more energy from the environment and transfer it to usable metaphysical energy. Naturally, this can cause pipes to burst and other damage to occur. Demons pretending to be other entities just to toy with humans will bring the Kelvin Scale into play. Especially if they are messing around with logical scientists who refuse to accept the existence of the supernatural world. The temperature will hover at 66.6°K or -339.79ºF! Extreme hauntings by multiple powerful poltergeists have seen temperatures plummet to Absolute Zero −459.67°F. This resulted in the nearly instant death of everyone inside along with the building crumbling apart within minutes!

The Hot As Hell Haunted House Is The Most Dangerous!

Dastardly demons can have an opposite effect on the environmental temperature as it gets hotter than hell…well figuratively anyway. This is where these dark denizens of the Devil’s damnation pay homage to the Celsius Scale. If the thermostat reads 66.6ºC or 151.88ºF then it’s time to get the heck out of that house! Run as fast as your feet can carry you because you’ll not only be baking alive but also be dealing with angry demons! They are powered by the metaphysical flames of Hell and don’t require environmental fuel. Although they do enjoy feeding off the fear and anger of human souls for additional strength.

Top-flight demons and perplexing poltergeists powered by Underworld energies can literally turn any building into a burning furnace as temperatures hit 666 in every temperature measurement scale just for demented kicks! This can result in it being over 1200 degrees Fahrenheit! These sinister specters are dying to destroy everything in the vicinity as everyone becomes supernaturally sealed in the haunted house! People are quickly baked alive amid the eruption of blinding flames! Whenever you’re in a building where the temperature is rapidly getting colder or hotter you should immediately flee the scene just to be safe! Don’t take a chance it is merely a faulty HVAC system!😈

😇Interesting Note: If Angels are present there is no set temperature standard. People simply report a feeling of loving warmth whether it happens in the freezing cold of winter or the hellish heat of summer. This is due to Angels imparting holy enchanted energy upon a person’s body, mind, and soul.

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The Legendary Loomis Farms Falls Prey To The Great Depression

Somewhere in Pennsylvania Dutch Country a farm and its cornfield sit abandoned for many decades now. Nobody will buy the property and mostly only foolish teenagers venture on the property to challenge dares made to them! The deserted Loomis Farms was once a proud profitable farm of a non-Amish sort. The God-fearing Loomis Family survived and thrived since the time of the Revolutionary War. They were always at peace with their Amish neighbors and often traded with them. However sometime during The Great Depression, things went south for the Loomis’s. Meanwhile, their mostly self-sustaining Amish neighbors fared far better. The Loomis Family went broke and were facing the loss of their farm. For a time the Amish shared what they could but eventually, they had to make sure their own community was fed. The pride filled Loomis’s were already embarrassed by taking hand-outs but at least they were alive. Now cut off they were angered at the prospect of becoming homeless hobo’s. Read The Rest Of This Supernatural Story…

What Is A Pentalpha Poltergeist?

Haunted House Hell Of HellA Poltergeist is a malevolent metaphysical energy spirit or force with the ability to deeply affect physical environments including inflicting harm upon humans. The Pentalpha Poltergeist is a rare paranormal phenomenon in which five ghosts who died by the same horrific incident become bonded into a perplexing pact of violent vengeance!  Most of the time a magical element involving blood sacrifices, and Sanguine Pentagrams are required to create a sinister spirit so powerful that it repels even the most powerful of demons!  The Pentalpha itself creates a metaphysical Pentagram that wields extreme magical powers which manifest blatantly into our reality. Thus far there is no known way to free the human ghosts from their collective consciousness as a Pentalpha Poltergeist.  If you’ve entered a haunted house containing such a blasphemous beast then there’s no way you’re reading this because you would have died and been damned within the confines of the supernatural structure!

What Is The Most Powerful Poltergeist Of All Time?
The most powerful poltergeist known in the secret supernatural record is the Lancaster Family Pentalpha Poltergeist. An entity actually born of a God-fearing family brutally slain by a cannibalistic serial killer in Dust Bowl-era Kansas.  A poltergeist still in existence to this day in their original house of indestructible horrors hidden behind top-secret government protocol in a zone known as Paranormal Area 842.  The birth of the Lancaster Pentalpha began on the nefarious night of April 8th,1938 when a lone serial killing drifter & magical practitioner named Flynn Mallory brazenly murdered Kenneth Lancaster in front of the four other members of his family who were helpless to exit into the suffocating Snuster, aka massive blizzard, and dust storm.  He proceeded to tie everyone up, and then monstrously ate Kenneth’s raw heart in front of the Lancaster Family. Their terrified eyes displaying the sheer shock of this surreal event!  Eventually, he dispatched with the rest of the family in the same manner for the purposes of completing a demonic blood ritual to attain unholy paranormal powers.  In the process, he inadvertently created the makers of his eternal Earthly Hell.  The Pentalpha Poltergeist!  Read The Complete Lancaster Family Horror…

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