The Plague Doctor’s 2020 Pandemic

The Plague Doctor engineered the current Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic as explained in our article about the Zombie Flu. The Plague Doctor Cult stole an experimental treatment for the Zombie Virus at the world renowned ZombieCorp, Inc. He then altered it to create the Zombie Flu which he in turn grafted on to the COVID-19 virus he pilfered from a lab in Wuhan, China. The Doctor Of Death had grand plans for an out of control global pandemic to launch his own personal apocalypse of health terror. Fortunately, for us it pretty much turned out to be a dud due to his overestimation of the virus, social distancing, and everyone staying at home. There was also unprecedented mass sanitation efforts set forth by various governments.

Pandemic Contamination Stations And Superspreaders

This despite the Plague Doctors Cultist sickos setting up so called “Contamination Stations” all over the world in places still open to the public. Asymptomatic carriers would cough, spit and sneeze all over the place and on anyone in sight before running off! These sick puppies also contaminate public toilet bowls so unsuspecting people get infected with Covid-19 or other vexing viruses via Toilet Plumes! They’d even go to the trouble of getting jobs in take-out restaurants and other venues in their sad attempt to spread disease. Clearly, food isn’t a strong enough vector so that didn’t fly. We also have sneaky Superspreaders seriously souped up with Covid-19 after recruitment or long term sleeper placement. There’s appears to be nothing sinister about them as they spread the virus to dozens or even hundreds of people! They simply work in a profession that requires them to talk or sing loudly to crowds. Or someone who manages a lot of employees and would need to speak with them all during a set period of time.

Pandemic Plague Parties

The ultimate efforts are put into “Plague Parties” at the Plague Doctor’s various swanky mansions. They are set up to lure in those in awe of the wealthy lifestyle that they can never attain. Often these parties also act as Plague Doctor Cult recruitment opportunities. Those infected with the Coronavirus and Zombie Flu would do their best to perpetuate the plague. Even going so far as to seduce weak willed individuals and then giving them a number of diabolical diseases! These parties continue but they aren’t having the desired effect amid paranormal professionals crashing them and sending the diseased rats scattering!

COVID Parties

In an effort to reach more people there are ground level COVID-19 Parties. A newer low level Useful Idiot in the cult is infected with the Coronavirus or they hack testing locations to find one. If they are a Plague Doctor Cult member then they are promised a higher status in the organization along with riches and lovers. An outsider found through testing databases may be anonymously paid to hold a party or offered induction into an “elite organization” that will get them places in life if they fit the right profile. They’re generally gullible Millennial’s and Generation Z’s who bask in their youth and believe they’re invincible. College level individuals into fraternities and sororities are the best target. They think the pandemic is a hoax by the government and media who want to control their lives. These false ideals are financially supported by various organizations funded by The Plague Doctor who is worth untold billions!

Coronavirus Party Insanity!

The Covid-19 Coronavirus Parties have an infected individual organize an average party of booze and loud music for the purpose of proving that the disease is a hoax. If they think Covid-19 is real then it’s about showing how tough they are and how they can easily weather the disease.These moronic gatherings are more popular during Lock Down’s and Stay At Home Orders. And especially places where they are specifically banned. Going against authority is an exciting rush for these misguided individuals! Generally, the Corona infected party host is asymptomatic at the time. They gather at the their home or other private venue mingling about mask free as they mockingly knock back some Corona Beers. The infected party host is often the center of attention which is part of the parties allure. They will be asked to blow on people or even kiss them in an act of defiance. Sometimes the parties are secretly recorded for the Plague Doctor’s viewing pleasure! Inevitably some people get seriously sick and even die! These sick puppies will also place bets on who will or won’t get sick. Often the first person to get infected will receive a cash prize or gift.

The Plague Doctors Embarrassing Failure

The Plague Doctor has tried to spread far more serious viral and bacterial diseases but the hardcore contagions are simply too difficult to spread to a large number of the populace. Even with his microbial enhancements he can never get the epidemic or pandemic of his dreams. There’s always top secret members of the government and those of us in the private paranormal community out to stop him! There’s also some level of intervention from the higher dimensional powers that be within the acceptable parameters of The Supernatural Secrecy Pact. We know that Mother Earth Goddess Gaia continues to create new plants that combat every new disease the Doctor comes up with. This is why scientists continue to discover new life despite their long term modern research. Not to mention that the enchanted energy of Mother Nature’s biosphere makes it difficult for unnatural manipulations of nature to take hold! The Goddess also halts the full force of the Plague Doctor’s dark Gods known as Pestilence and Death. They are apart of the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse dying to bring Earth to its knees!

The Plutocratic Elites Are Intrigued By The Quarantine

Despite the embarrassment of this Pandemic being rather weak, the Plague Doctor and his cult of Oath Breakers continue their wayward work of disseminating disease. Insider sources say he’s desperately trying to save face among those who follow him. His usual calm demeanor gives way to fits of anger induced by his personal inadequacies and embarrassment. He had been tight with The Illuminati New World Order royal plutocratic elites. However, when some of them got the Coronavirus, and even the Zombie Flu, they cut ties with him in anger. The Plague Doctor’s eagerness to stew up an apocalypse caused him to get reckless and not precision target his efforts. He made amends with the royal elites by quickly curing them via his Virokinesis Disease Manipulation Powers. He also pointed out that Stay At Home orders and shutting down businesses, along with other quarantine tactics, was a great test run for full martial law control of the populace someday. They agreed with glee as they used the entire planet to experiment with how far they could push people before they demanded their freedoms back. This pressure test will serve them well in the future so they don’t release their Terminator robots too soon! Thankfully, those robots are still in the experimental stages and in low quantity thus far!

Have You Spotted Plague Doctor Cult Contamination Specialists?

If you spot suspicious individuals loitering without masks and gloves anywhere then please observe their behavior carefully from afar. If you see them blatantly coughing, spitting , or sneezing then they could be members of the Plague Doctor Cult. Especially if they blow sneezing powder about to get others to sneeze forth contaminated bodily fluids. Corona Coughers are responsible for grocers having to throw away thousands in perishable products. Please immediately contact the US Paranormal Defense Agency, Mystic Investigations, The Plague Doctor Pacifiers, your local Practitioner Of Magic, or other paranormal professionals for help! Do not apprehend these filthy fiends on your own. They are deeply demented and dangerous individuals! If you’ve been contaminated with the Coronavirus then seek medical attention. If you think you have the Zombie Flu then find the nearest Supernatural Sanitation Station. We have one here at Mystic Investigation headquarters. Stay Safe!😷

UPDATE: Plague Doctor operatives have been spotted among the chaotic crowds of civil unrest resulting from the Death Of George Floyd by police knee. The various protests and riots have ironically breathed new life into their pandemic efforts. They will target the maskless first but utilize any and all tactics to infect others with various viruses and bacteria. Syringe injections and skin absorbing compounds. Stay alert as you mill about the crowds and realize sudden waves of distracting violence are when the Plague Doctors Cultists pounce!

Interestingly enough, the PD Cultists are having to navigate among other supernatural factions taking advantage of the situation. Various cults revolving around paranormal beings like the Mardi Gras Joke Cult. Even vampires looking for blood filled victims! All vying for a piece of the people pie!


😷Next Plague Doctor Story💉: Mystic Investigations Crashes The Plague Doctor Pandemic Party

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  1. Free Manifestation Reading!
  2. Plague DoctorHow dare you insult me! I’m not embarrassed! I’ve destroyed more lives than you pathetic do-gooders ever saved! Choke on that! I’ll see this planet neck deep in disease and death! Enjoy my reign of terror but not before I enjoy sending my cult to take down Mystic Investigations!🦠

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