Santa Claus was born March 15, 270 AD. At 1,756 years of age, he doesn’t look a day over 70! Every year Mrs. Holly Claus works with the Elves to plan a surprise birthday party for Santa. Every time it happens at a different location within North Pole City. It’s no easy task to keep a secret from a Demi-Angel like Santa Claus. Although on his birthday his Angel half is temporarily suppressed for 24 hours so he becomes fully human. Thankfully, his human half is extremely superhuman just in case any emergencies arise! Naturally, he knows the surprise party will happen but where and when is the question.🎂
March 15, 2026
On the morning of his birthday in 2026 Santa arose at the crack of dawn. For half the year the North Pole lies in virtual darkness except for the loving holy light of the Christmas Star. More or less, it keeps things as bright as a perpetual Full Moon. On Santa’s Birthday the pre-spring equinox sun reflects and scatters in the atmosphere creating a magically colorful 24-hour twilight sunrise 360° on the horizon. This is a birthday gift from Goddess Gaia Mother Earth. Mrs. Claus prepares a big, beautiful breakfast and the entire family sits down together. This includes Mrs. Claus and their two kids Nick and Mary. They all wish Santa happy birthday and give him their birthday cards.
North Pole Birthday Parade And Church Visit
The Elves organize a Birthday parade in Santa’s honor. Leading the parade is Frosty The Snowman with the nine enchanted reindeer following behind with Elves riding them. Among the several parade floats were more elves, many children, and various other North Pole City citizens and visitors. Afterward there was a brunch at the North Pole Banquet Hall with most everyone in attendance.
Despite the large party like gathering it still wasn’t the actual birthday party. Santa then went off by himself to for his birthday communion with his natural Archangel Father Sarandiel and Human Angel Mother Marcia who appear at his Saint Nicholas Church. Their bright ghostly forms stood before him offering wisdom and guidance as he knelt before them in prayer within the silent solitude of the dim candle lit holy house of the Lord.
The Suprise Birthday Party!
All the sudden his parents phased into physical form smiling as bright colorful lights popped on. Loud horns and whistles sounded with a dazzling light show just below the cathedral ceilings while confetti rained everywhere! Everyone popped up from behind pews while some ran out of confessionals and other rooms. Some even teleported in! Mrs. Claus and her kids appeared out of thin air beside Santa’s parents! Everyone screamed with glee, “Happy Birthday Santa Claus!” Mrs. Claus wheeled out a huge birthday cake hidden in plain sight within a magical glamour spell. All in attendance began singing Happy Birthday. Santa was shocked which is hard to accomplish for such a powerful paranormal being. He then displayed a smile as his eyes welled up with tears of loving joy.
Magical Sweet Treats
Some dunked their cups into the holy water font which was now transformed into holy strawberry soda[Ad]. A favorite fizzy beverage for Old Saint Nick. The Winter God Jack Frost quickly strolled in and threw a small blue gift-wrapped box with snowflakes and icicle images on it at Santa who quickly caught it. Jack then muttered, “Happy Birthday Pal!”. He then vanished into thin air causing it to lightly snow in the church for about 30 seconds. Frost doesn’t like parties he’s not in charge of.
Birthday Banquet And Fantasy Fun
The party eventually moved outside with various games and party favors. Just before that Santa’s parents returned to Heaven. As mid-afternoon approached the festivities went on to the amusement park that had a temporary portal opened to The Wizard Amazington’s Happy Funtime Land! Santa, his family, and friends had fantastical fun for several hours on the magical rides and attractions. Finally, there was a grand birthday banquet in the early evening. It literally had tables of food that seemed to go on forever!
The Easter Bunny popped in to wish Santa the best and give him a gift. It was a lucky rabbit’s foot charm. The foot was derived by The Easter Bunny manifesting his enchanted energy soul into a metaphysical matter form to painlessly extract a foot. He uses this magical method to theoretically produce infinite lucky Easter Bunny feet. His feet are at least 100 times luckier than the average rabbit! The big 6 foot tall bunny ate a few carrots and Cadbury Eggs[Ad] before leaving. He was busy because March 15 was the start of the Easter Season in 2026. There were also several Leprechauns who stopped by before heading out to spread more good luck in preparation for Saint Patrick’s Day.
Fantastic Fireworks And The Final Gift
After the banquet headed to the Christmas Fields to watch the fantastic fireworks show. As the months pass toward the Summer Solstice the Sun will be up 24-7 thus making fireworks nearly impossible to fully enjoy. So, this is one of the last fireworks shows without mystical magics temporarily darkening the skies above. At end of the dazzling display Santa thanked everyone for a beyond wonderful birthday. Back at home Santa and Holly tucked their kids in bed and promptly went to the attic. There Holly took out a mystical Enochian Angel Magic crystal which opened a paranormal portal to a beach on a deserted island. When they walked through, they transmuted to 21 years of age and Holly gave Santa the best birthday present of all…oh my!🎅
