How Old Is Santa Claus Right Now?

Santa’s age updated and accurate for 2016.

Father ChristmasSaint Nicholas, also known as Santa Claus, was born in an unknown month of 270 AD so he would now be 1,747 years old.  The date is most likely shrouded in mystery to protect the Baby Claus from possible temporal incursions by nefarious time travelers.  Saint Nick technically died on Saint Nicholas Day December 6th, 343 AD at the age of 73. Despite being an Immortal Demi-Angel born of an Angel father, and human mother, Santa is vulnerable to his evil twin brother Claudius.  In addition he did not have his full range of powers as he lived, and aged like a normal human for the first 73 years of his life. A Heavenly requirement to prove himself worthy of his Father Christmas powers. Claudius, who later became known as the notorious Anti-Claus, heinously dispatched Nicholas in a rage filled fit of jealousy! Angelic forces led by Santa’s Father Sarandiel intervened, and resurrected Nicholas as Santa Claus on Christmas Day December 25th, 343 AD.

If we only count his life after his miraculous rebirth then the supernatural being we know as Santa Claus would be 1,673 years old. Santa does indeed celebrate his original birth into this world along with his resurrection on Christmas Day amid his furious global gift deliveries. Upon his resurrection he was imbued with extra powers due to his Father being promoted to an Archangel in Heaven.  This makes Santa Claus just about the most powerful paranormal being on Earth!  The only known Archangel-Human Hybrid! A force for good that directs the Spirit Of Christmas to bring feelings of joy, selfless giving, and peace on Earth among humankind!

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