Toy Story Is Real At Santa Claus’s North Pole

It is I Santa Claus! May all be enjoying this cheerful Christmas season! Yes it’s true boys, and girls you can have a real life Toy Story in my winter wonderland!  Whether it be dolls, action figures, vehicles, or anything with even a hint of anthropomorphism.  This includes any created artwork. We already have a variety of sentient toys native to North Pole City including our infamous wooden nutcracker soldiers that march about the cobblestone streets.  Often times children vising here witness the awe inspiring magic of their toys coming to life before their very innocent eyes.  It’s a joy I never get tired of seeing even after all these hundreds of years.  Especially when a child’s favorite doll or action figure manifests independent mobility, and a unique personality! Read More At Santa Claus’s Website…

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Why Doesn’t Your Dog Bark When Santa Delivers Gifts?

Will Your Dog Attack Santa Claus Like An Intruder?

Unless your dog is possessed by a demon or other dark entity it is extremely unlikely your canine will attack Father Christmas. The same goes for any of your pets. In fact don’t expect them to alert you to his presence with a bark or even a whimper! Santa Claus is light on his feet and very stealthy. Still he is sometimes caught at the Christmas tree delivering presents on Christmas Eve by various animals. Thankfully, Santa is a Demi-Angel with many powers including that of advanced Zoopathy.

Zoopathy, or Faunapathy, is the paranormal power to communicate with animals in various ways. This includes the silent method of telepathy within one’s mind. Santa calms animals with his Angel half and also immediately reassures them all is well. Even the most ferocious watch dog will become friendly as a kitten toward what should be a strange intruder. Of course Santa delivers gifts to kids living in untamed areas of the world. He has come face to face with lions, tiger, wolf packs, and even supernatural monsters. All react to him calmly or see him as the apex predator and yield to his authority as King Of The Jungle! So fear not for Santa’s safety in the wake of your faithful watch dog. And don’t count on them to facilitate a meet and greet with Father Christmas.

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Hand Crafted Christmas Tree Ornaments & Other Fine Crafts

Visit the best Etsy shop for hand crafted works of art with holiday themes. Perfect for the Christmas season! Visit Cindy Lou Creates or choose an item below:

  • Black & Red Crocheted Rose Doily by CindyLouCreates

    12.00 USDHandmade with cotton threads, this black and red doily is 8" wide and features trailing leaves and vines.• doily is lightly starched• hand wash in cold water and mild soap, lay flat to dry, block and/or press gently with medium iron […]

  • Red Roses Crocheted Doily by CindyLouCreates

    12.00 USDHand crocheted in red, green, and cream threads, this 9" doily is perfect for holiday decor.•shipped rolled and lightly starched•hand wash in cold water with mild detergent. Lay flat to dry. Block and/or lightly press with medium iron […]

  • Crocheted Grape Doily by CindyLouCreates

    20.00 USDHand crocheted with cotton threads, this doily is 10" across and features clusters of grapes in four different shades of purple. Would be great for a wine lover!• doily is lightly starched• hand wash in cold water and mild detergent. Lay flat to dry. Block and/or lightly press with medium iron. […]

  • Crocheted Dark Pink Rose Doily by CindyLouCreates

    12.00 USDHand crocheted with cotton threads, this 8" doily features dark pink roses and trailing vines with leaves.• doily is lightly starched. • hand wash in cold water with mild detergent. Lay flat to dry. Block and/or press with medium irom […]

  • Beach Hippie Barefoot Sandals by CindyLouCreates

    10.00 USDCrocheted barefoot flower sandals in a light coppery tan shade. Accented with green and silver beads. Tiny silver bells on the ankle ties add a nice boho touch. Fits the average-sized foot.• Not meant for wearing in the water• Hand wash in cold water with mild detergent, and lay flat to dry. […]

  • Crocheted Poinsettia Holiday Ornament "Christmas Bouquet" by CindyLouCreates

    16.00 USDI crocheted a small doily with cream-colored thread and pinned it onto a satin-covered foam ball. I added crocheted poinsettias with bright green leaves using cotton threads with metallic filaments. I then embellished it with green and gold sequins, red and green pearl-headed pins, and finished the design with a long cream-colored tassel. Would look great teamed with other poinsettia-themed decor.• Measures 9" long (including tassel), and 3.5" wid […]

  • Crocheted Victorian-Look Holiday Ornament "Burgundy Bouquet" by CindyLouCreates

    16.00 USDI wrapped a plain foam ball with vintage teal brocade ribbon, and added burgundy crocheted rosebuds and green leaves. I fastened these in place using gold pins and strong glue. I included golden crocheted finials on the top and bottom, then completed the design with a long tassel made of burgundy thread. • Measures 9" long (including tassel), and 4" wid […]

  • Crocheted Holiday Ornament with Faux Pearls by CindyLouCreates

    16.00 USDI crocheted a tiny doily using fine thread and a small hook. I fastened it over a cream satin-covered ball with gold pins, and added gold rosebuds, gold and white sequins. A spray of faux pearls adorns the top, and a faux pearl tassel decorates the bottom.• Measures 5.5" high and 3" wid […]

  • Crocheted Holiday Ornament With Vintage Crystal Beads "Peaches and Cream" by CindyLouCreates

    16.00 USDI crocheted a tiny doily using fine thread and a small hook, then fastened it over a cream-colored satin ball. I added peach-colored crochet rosebuds and green vines with leaves. A spray of vintage crystal beads adorns the top, and a vintage crystal beads tassel decorates the bottom. It's very lacy, dainty, Victorian, and feminine.• Measures 5.5" high and 3.5" wide.• PLEASE NOTE: This ornament was made using bits and pieces of pre-owned vintage jewelry. It is normal to see slight signs of wear and age on these old jewelry pieces. It is rarely noticeable and does not distract from the beauty of the finished product. […]

  • Repurposed Vintage Jewelry Holiday Ornament "Blue Ice" by CindyLouCreates

    16.00 USDA saucer-shaped satin ornament in baby blue sparkles with two pair of vintage earrings, silver and blue sequins, faux pearls, and crystal beads. The clear faceted glass jewels really catch the light! This one would look great on a blue and white tree with clear lights!• Measures 3.5" x 3.5"• PLEASE NOTE: This ornament was made using bits and pieces of pre-owned vintage jewelry. It is normal to see slight signs of wear and age on these old jewelry pieces. It is rarely noticeable and does not distract from the beauty of the finished product. […]

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What Did Santa Claus Do On Halloween?

We recently had the pleasure of speaking with Santa about his Halloween exploits, and his plans for the Christmas holiday.  Santa Claus, his family, and his elves do celebrate Halloween.  Santa acknowledges the magical forces of good marshaling the innocent magic of children trick o treating. This is done in order to counter the forces of evil that use the Spirit Of Halloween for nefarious purposes.  Christmas, on the other hand, is the center of goodness for the year. It is the ultimate marshaling of good magic stemming from the worldwide gift giving to strengthen the Spirit Of Christmas which is, in essence, the soul of Demi-Angel Santa Claus himself.  The Spirit Of Halloween belongs to the soul of the mysterious half-angel half-demon leader of Halloween named Shala.  The very figure who presided as judge centuries ago when Santa was charged with violating the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.

As usual, Santa decorated his Stately manor and all of his North Pole City for Halloween after the Autumn Equinox.  Halloween night is a wintery scene with pine trees strung with orange pumpkin lights, and other decorations along with lit Jack-O-Lanterns strewn about.  Santa tends to stick with the non-evil decor of a non-gruesome nature so you won’t see anything paying homage to graveyards, death, zombies, vampires, werewolves, etc.  It’s mainly G rated fun.  There is a haunted house but it’s meant only to lightly scare kids who are lucky enough to be invited to the North Pole for Halloween.  Trick O Treating in North Pole City is said to be quite a treat indeed.  Happy children merrily frolic about the shops, and elves homes to receive candy and small gifts.  The evening culminates at the Claus Manor Halloween Costume Ball.  A party for adults, and kids involved in the world of the supernatural.  This is their reward for a job well done fighting the forces of evil.  Of course, the ultimate honor is to be invited for Christmas as Santa’s house.  An honor we at Mystic Investigations was granted on Christmas 2011.

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On Halloween morning during the witching hour to the brink of dawn, we see the most heinous horrors in general while the night of trick o treating is less infested with evil.  Santa by no means sat at home eating candy corn during that time of tumultuous terror during the evil hours of 12:00 AM to sunrise.  And yes he loves candy corn.  It’s his sixth most favorite candy.  Often he deals with his evil brother, The Anti-Claus, and his nefarious Halloween plots. Usually an attempt to take over Halloween, and transform it into a 100% vessel of evil on this Earth.  However, Santa magically jailed him during the 2011 Christmas season after one of his preposterous plots went too far.  This wasn’t easy since he and his Demi-Demon twin brother are just about evenly matched in strength and magical powers.  In fact, he needed a magical assist from the team here at Mystic Investigations.  His rotten sibling existed in an inter-dimensional until 2013 when he finally escaped.

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