It is I Santa Claus! May all be enjoying this cheerful Christmas season! Yes it’s true boys, and girls you can have a real life Toy Story in my winter wonderland! Whether it be dolls, action figures, vehicles, or anything with even a hint of anthropomorphism. This includes any created artwork. We already have a variety of sentient toys native to North Pole City including our infamous wooden nutcracker soldiers that march about the cobblestone streets. Often times children vising here witness the awe inspiring magic of their toys coming to life before their very innocent eyes. It’s a joy I never get tired of seeing even after all these hundreds of years. Especially when a child’s favorite doll or action figure manifests independent mobility, and a unique personality! Read More At Santa Claus’s Website…
Will Your Dog Attack Santa Claus Like An Intruder?
Unless your dog is possessed by a demon or other dark entity it is extremely unlikely your canine will attack Father Christmas. The same goes for any of your pets. In fact don’t expect them to alert you to his presence with a bark or even a whimper! Santa Claus is light on his feet and very stealthy. Still he is sometimes caught at the Christmas tree delivering presents on Christmas Eve by various animals. Thankfully, Santa is a Demi-Angel with many powers including that of advanced Zoopathy.
Zoopathy, or Faunapathy, is the paranormal power to communicate with animals in various ways. This includes the silent method of telepathy within one’s mind. Santa calms animals with his Angel half and also immediately reassures them all is well. Even the most ferocious watch dog will become friendly as a kitten toward what should be a strange intruder. Of course Santa delivers gifts to kids living in untamed areas of the world. He has come face to face with lions, tiger, wolf packs, and even supernatural monsters. All react to him calmly or see him as the apex predator and yield to his authority as King Of The Jungle! So fear not for Santa’s safety in the wake of your faithful watch dog. And don’t count on them to facilitate a meet and greet with Father Christmas.
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We recently had the pleasure of speaking with Santa about his Halloween exploits, and his plans for the Christmas holiday. Santa Claus, his family, and his elves do celebrate Halloween. Santa acknowledges the magical forces of good marshaling the innocent magic of children trick o treating. This is done in order to counter the forces of evil that use the Spirit Of Halloween for nefarious purposes. Christmas, on the other hand, is the center of goodness for the year. It is the ultimate marshaling of good magic stemming from the worldwide gift giving to strengthen the Spirit Of Christmas which is, in essence, the soul of Demi-Angel Santa Claus himself. The Spirit Of Halloween belongs to the soul of the mysterious half-angel half-demon leader of Halloween named Shala. The very figure who presided as judge centuries ago when Santa was charged with violating the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.
As usual, Santa decorated his Stately manor and all of his North Pole City for Halloween after the Autumn Equinox. Halloween night is a wintery scene with pine trees strung with orange pumpkin lights, and other decorations along with lit Jack-O-Lanterns strewn about. Santa tends to stick with the non-evil decor of a non-gruesome nature so you won’t see anything paying homage to graveyards, death, zombies, vampires, werewolves, etc. It’s mainly G rated fun. There is a haunted house but it’s meant only to lightly scare kids who are lucky enough to be invited to the North Pole for Halloween. Trick O Treating in North Pole City is said to be quite a treat indeed. Happy children merrily frolic about the shops, and elves homes to receive candy and small gifts. The evening culminates at the Claus Manor Halloween Costume Ball. A party for adults, and kids involved in the world of the supernatural. This is their reward for a job well done fighting the forces of evil. Of course, the ultimate honor is to be invited for Christmas as Santa’s house. An honor we at Mystic Investigations was granted on Christmas 2011.
On Halloween morning during the witching hour to the brink of dawn, we see the most heinous horrors in general while the night of trick o treating is less infested with evil. Santa by no means sat at home eating candy corn during that time of tumultuous terror during the evil hours of 12:00 AM to sunrise. And yes he loves candy corn. It’s his sixth most favorite candy. Often he deals with his evil brother, The Anti-Claus, and his nefarious Halloween plots. Usually an attempt to take over Halloween, and transform it into a 100% vessel of evil on this Earth. However, Santa magically jailed him during the 2011 Christmas season after one of his preposterous plots went too far. This wasn’t easy since he and his Demi-Demon twin brother are just about evenly matched in strength and magical powers. In fact, he needed a magical assist from the team here at Mystic Investigations. His rotten sibling existed in an inter-dimensional until 2013 when he finally escaped.