April Fool’s Day at North Pole City is merrier than usual as little Elfin pranksters run amok! The Enchanted Elves replace their normal winter tasseled hats with goofy jesters caps. These jolly jokers then perpetuate pranks and spread silly jokes among fellow Elves, other Christmas citizens, visitors, and even Santa Claus himself! This is not only good clean fun but also bolsters the Spirit Of Merriment that contributes to the greater Spirit Of Christmas. Naturally, even coming from the Christmas Capital the fun fosters its fair share to The Spirit Of April Fools. The Spirit is generally a force for good in the enchanted world.
The April Fool
Santa Claus has never met the elusive leader of April Fool’s Day until April 1st, 2019. The Trickster known as The April Fool got his paranormal power from the Norse God Loki. The Fool is clad in jesters clothing with a mission to perpetuate pranks both simple and elaborate upon unsuspecting individuals. When done to those who are good it is an honor to be joked by the happy harlequin. Sometimes those who are a little too self-righteous truly deserve to be embarrassed and humbled. These pranks are often harmless and lighthearted. When it’s done to those who walk the path of darkness then the pranks can be quite malicious with a sense of grand justice. However, in the end, not even the evil ones end up physically injured or die by the hand of the funny Fool.
Does Santa Deserve A Lighthearted Or A More Malicious Prank?
Santa Claus is a Demi-Angel of righteous justice who has always fought to not only protect humankind but also to instill happiness in their hearts. However, he has always striven to be humble and not acquire a bloated ego. As plausibly one of the most powerful physical beings on Earth, it would be easy for him to have alarming arrogance. So The April Fool pranking Santa would probably come from a place of admiration and respect. Really the Fool is a crazy clown and his seriousness is only seen in his silliness! Santa has mentioned on a few occasions he would be honored to be pranked by the Fool.
The April Fool Penetrates North Pole City
The April Fool probably never pranked Santa until now because he isn’t a complete Fool and is cautious when going up against powerful entities. There’s also a protection spell on North Pole City he may not have been able to penetrate while keeping all his powers. Not to mention the constant pure holy light of the Christmas Star. Unfortunately, for the Fool, Santa doesn’t seem to ever leave the Christmas Capital on April 1st by sheer coincidence. It seems Loki got extra cozy with some Winter Goddesses who frequent the North Pole. He wanted to reward the Fool for his wonderful years of service by letting him prank the quintessence of goodness on Earth. The Winter Deities granted North Pole access rights to The April Fool.
The April Fool Pranks Santa Claus For The First Time
The fantastical Fool more or less wields a variety of powers including localized reality warping. He was beyond excited by his new high priority prank target and he went to town on Old Saint Nick. When Santa awoke to disrobe and enter his luxurious steam room shower he instead found himself in the center of downtown North Pole City. Elves and several guests halted in their tracks and stared in disbelief. Thankfully, there is a censorship spell on the city that prevents nudity of any sort. The Fool was unable to override it completely. Only a small area was blurred. Santa’s face turned beet red as he loudly exclaimed, “Nothing to see here my children! Just out for a brisk natural run!” Santa tried to teleport himself home but something was dampening his Angelic abilities. He only ended up down the road where more people gasped. He then began running to his house while waving to everyone with a smile and exclaimed, “Merry Christmas!” The entire way an echoing giggle bounced about the air. Santa then psychically sensed the April Fool was afoot.
April Fool’s Pranks Turn To Citywide Chaos!
At home, Santa got dressed and attempted to telepathically communicate with the Fool that the joke was funny. He was honored he had been chosen by him. The titanic Trickster laughed with glee but refused to appear. He then replaced every Angel image and statue in the entire city to that of the Devil. Santa nearly choked on his eggnog as he screamed, “Sweet Jesus!” Suddenly Mrs. Claus ran in from outside wearing nothing but some well placed magical blurs. Santa was shocked and said, “Oh my Dear not you as well?” She was mortified as she ran upstairs while saying, “My gosh it’s hot out there!” Santa went outside and the thermometer said it was pushing 100 degrees Fahrenheit! Snow was melting everywhere causing flooding. Some Elves slid down a hill screaming amid a slushy avalanche. Frosty The Snowman walked up pleading for help as he was melting away. Santa tried to use his Cryokinetic powers to keep Frosty intact but again it was being weakened. Suddenly Santa found himself in a goofy jesters costume as his reindeer ran past. Well, they had become cats with one having a glowing red nose. Rudolph The Red Nosed Cat stopped to stare at Santa before letting loose a loud, “MEOW!”🙀
The April Fool Goes Crazy!
It seems The April Fool was going crazy and drawing upon the full power of The Spirit Of Fool’s Day along with Loki as well. He was literally drunk with power over what he considered the ultimate power prank! The Winter Goddesses implored him to halt his alarming activities as it had gone too far. He just cackled like a loon and cast them away into another dimension. Soon all the evergreen trees clad in lights and decor were turning into cactus and palm trees. Snow was transmuting into sand. At least it was absorbing the flood waters and gave the reindeer cats a place to relieve themselves! Santa angrily bellowed,”Stop this madness!” Again the now almost maniacal laughter rang throughout the entire city causing windows to shatter. The Primordial Winter God Jack Frost appeared and ranted about his ice castle turning into a life-size Barbie Doll House. Santa told him it was The April Fool.
Santa Claus Battles The Fool
So far the protection spells were in place to ensure nobody got hurt but things were deteriorating fast. Jack Frost disappeared and apparently had a huge higher dimensional battle with Loki. In the end, at least that power was cut off from the Fool while Santa prayed to his Archangel Father. Santa’s powers were unblocked by Heavenly override and he culled the Fool from his invisible status. He forcibly declared, “My God man this has gone beyond any respectable prank! What did I do to deserve this? You’re destroying my home! Please don’t force me to defend it!” The Fool replied, “I’m the April Fool and I’ll prank you straight to hell Nicky boy!” The Fool clearly wasn’t his light jovial self. Santa sensed there was a darkness within him. He then had a psychic vision of the April Anti-Fool and the Anti-Claus formulating a plan to destroy North Pole City. A plan to corrupt The April Fool. Although the Anti-Fool, a perpetually evil version of The Fool, can only appear on April 2nd, aka Dark Fool’s Day, The Dark Claus suddenly stood before his righteous twin brother. With the holy defenses of the city falling down the Anti-Claus was able to enter.
The Anti-Claus Enters The Fools Fray
The Anti-Claus cackled crazily in unison with the Fool, He then said, “Yes brother I think we’ve finally got you this time! Prepare to be with our Father in Heaven!” He then shot crimson energy beams at Santa while the Fool shot reality warping waves. Santa fell to his knees as he struggled to block the effects of the egregious energy! Jack Frost teleported next to Santa and took his fair share of the blast while shooting back sky blue colored cold waves. Santa stood up and marshaled The Spirit Of Christmas and even called upon The Spirit Of Easter. He then lobbed white angelic energy balls at the dark duo. At least a dozen Elves converged on the battle and began directing swirling red and white energy beams from a giant candy cane staff they held together. Suddenly the April Fool snapped out of the muddled mental state due to all the Angelic energies he was absorbing. He then began directing his energy attack toward the Anti-Claus. The Demi-Demon Claus screamed in pain as he ran away as super speed. Jack Frost and the Fool wanted to go after him but Santa stopped them. The Dark Claus’s black sleigh pulled by hell hounds and a werewolf flew away into the moderately sunny skies. He screamed, “This isn’t over! I’ll be back!”
A Most Unusually Serious April Fool
The April Fool uncharacteristically profusely apologized for his behavior. He then began repairing his damage with the help of Santa and Jack. Not before Jack punched the Fool in the face when Santa wasn’t looking. Jack angrily said,” That’s for messing up my castle! Barbie doll house? Seriously?” The Fool just shrugged his shoulders and went to work cleaning up his mess. Within hours everything was back to Christmas harmony at North Pole City. Later Santa, Mrs. Claus, Jack, and The Fool sat around the lit hearth at Claus Manor. There they actually had a serious conversation with the Fool while sipping sweet eggnog with some peppermint scones to snack on. This is unprecedented as The Fool is always a nutty giggling clown who has never put even a few serious sentences together! He kept apologizing as Santa and Mrs. Claus reassured him all was forgiven. He then said, “This isn’t why I signed up to be The April Fool. I’m deeply sorry for what I’ve done. I offer you something I’ve never granted to anyone! The right to prank me!” Santa paused for a bit and then replied, “For it to be a real prank it has to be a surprise. I accept your offer but reserve the right to release my prank on a future April Fool’s Day. It will be a time when you least expect it!” The Fool shook Santa’s hand as he finally giggled again, “I agree to your terms, my good sir! I shall look forward to being holy pranked by a Saint!” He bid all farewell and teleported away in a swirl of sparkling colors that left iridescent confetti, streamers, and glitter all over the room. Everyone just stared at each other quietly before laughing loudly. Over the laughter, the Fool invisibly bellowed, “Happy April Fool’s Day To All And To All A Prank Filled Night!”🃏
How Did The April Fool Defy The Raw Power Of Saint Nicholas?
Mystic Investigations Analysis: As a Demi-Angel, Heavenly Saint, and direct conduit for The Spirit Of Christmas Santa Claus is virtually the most powerful paranormal person on Earth. So how was he bested by The April Fool? The Fool called upon the Spirit of his holiday. Loki himself is a higher dimensional deity who can channel enchanted energy from the greater Norse God Pantheon. He also has other powerful paranormal allies. In addition, Loki is technically a nature deity so he can cull the energy of Mother Earth herself. The Goddess Gaia who happens to be a Daughter Of The Omniverse God living out one of many Parallel Universe lives. In this one, she’s the Spirit of our planet.
All of this energy was channeled into The April Fool. Despite this, you’ll note Santa’s powers were only dampened and not completely neutralized. The Great Claus was able to restore his abilities after calling upon his own Pantheon. That of his Archangel Father and the other Angels of Heaven who approve of Santa Claus’s Christmas ways!🎅
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