Santa Claus Attacked By US Federal Agents At North Pole City!

A Most Unpleasant Christmas In July!
On one of our Christmas Vacations to North Pole City Saint Nicholas shared for the first time a major breach of his winter wonderland by US authorities in the late morning hours of July 29th, 2016.  The Human-Angel Hybrid Santa Claus was working with his Enochian witches who practice Angel magic in order to shore up the cloaking spell that hides North Pole City from the world.  Generally he keeps that low key because there are those in Heaven who frown upon Enochian magic, and the Angels who secretly choose to dispense power to various practitioners of magic battling the forces of darkness.  A confluence of unfortunate events, including the spell work on his citywide invisibly cloak, made his sainted sanctuary visible to the world. There was the fact that the Spirit Of Christmas was at its weakest in July along with the Delta Aquarids Meteor Shower sending demonic radiation to Earth. It seems the showers source, the comets Marsden and Kracht, are actually demons trapped in mystical ice by Ice Demons.  In addition some diabolical dark warlocks hit the North Pole City cloaking shield with even more dark energies. They were acting as independent magical contractors of the US Federal Government. They quickly proceeded to inform a special branch of the government that Santa Claus was finally exposed for all the world to see! Unfortunately he is number one on their Paranormal Most Wanted List due to his incursions into US airspace.

A Swat team of 22 agents, and three supernatural scientists, including a Cryptozoologist, from the US Paranormal Defense Agency actually raided North Pole City after receiving the intel from the warlocks.  They were already in a submarine in the area as part of a continuing effort to locate, contain, and capture Santa Claus for supernatural study. Amazingly an intrusion of this nature has never happened before by the hand of a government agency.  Santa’s never declared himself the official leader of good but most within the real magical paranormal community see him as an awe inspiring chieftain of justice.  However the US government sees all paranormal beings as a terror threat, and seeks to either eradicate, or experiment with said creatures.  In some cases they force them to act as agents to deal with other supernaturals. The USA, and other governments, have known about Santa Claus for quite some time but their intelligence on him is very limited.  The believe him to be an immortal, or an extra-dimensional being of some type.  Possibly an extraterrestrial as well.  LOL!  They simply refuse to believe in Angels, or any Angelic type entity since such beings are beyond rare on this Earth.  So any reports of him being a Demi-Angel have been dismissed as false. Realistically how could they ever hope to have any technology or power that could deal with such a magnificent God like entity?

The fully armed PDA agents exited a submarine that shot up through the ice of the Arctic Ocean right next to the massive glacial wall gleaming in the 24-7 Arctic Summer Sun. The mammoth thick ice wall surrounds the entire Christmas Compound.  Satellite intelligence easily found the location without the magical cloak hiding things.  They promptly marched into a paranormal place few humans have laid eyes on.  Through the sparkling ice tunnel entrance they cautiously walked through with a cameraman documenting everything. Although the video feed displayed quite a bit of static due to some unknown form of electromagnetic energy coming from the ice in the form of a soothing ice blue glow.  It was the weakened cloaking shield.  The tunnel opened into a clearing with the cobblestone streets of downtown North Pole City in the distance. They were clearly awe struck for a second by the winter paradise before them as everything looked beyond beautiful than anything ever seen in the outside world. They noted the odd nature of the snowy oasis clad with pine trees, other vegetation, rock formations, and wildlife.  Some snow bunnies hopped about while being chased playfully by a white wolf puppy.  A Penguin then waddled past wearing a Santa cap as he stared at the agents.  One of the agents said,”What the!?!”  A polar bear could be seen strolling in the distance as well with some manner of little person dressed in green riding atop his back. The entire scene was quite surreal! Like something out of a special effects film! Some science team members took soil samples on what should have only been ice floating on top of the Arctic Ocean. It looked like normal soil except for some odd gold glitter mixed within it.

The motley military crew started toward the village they saw in the distance. Suddenly Frosty The Snowman walked up to them with a smile, and said,”Well hello there fellows!  Is it Halloween already?”  The leader of the men in black screamed,”Holy sh*t what the hell is that!  Open fire at will!”  They blasted their machine guns foolishly loaded with silver bullets. Naturally this would have no extra special power to destroy beings of goodness.  However Frosty was nothing but a pile of snow within seconds due to the sheer barrage of hundreds of metal projectiles.  Some child guests of Santa, who are members of the supernatural community, had been playing with the enchanted Snowman seconds earlier. They heard the commotion, and ran on to the scene to witness the horror!  The alarmed kids cried,”OMG they killed Frosty!  Get Santa!”  One of the Swat soldiers tried to grab a kid but the little girl used his telekinetic powers to toss him into some of his fellow troops. The kids quickly fled into the woods!

Immediately a troop of 12 diminutive elves came running up holding what appeared to be large candy canes.  The Swat team leader then ordered,”Extraterrestrials!  Prepare to open fire!”  The Elves held hands, and repeatedly chanted,”The Spirit Of Christmas compels us! The Spirit Of Christmas compels us! Santa is our savior!”  A glowing neon green energy shield formed around them as the order was given to fire. The shield caused the bullets to bounce off.  The Chief Elf then yelled,”You’re naughty boys!  Elves commence firing!”  The giant candy canes were guns of some sort that shot forth a barrage of non-lethal projectiles that includes candy canes, gumdrops, silly string, glitter, tinsel, and Bursting Bethlehem’s (mini light bursts of simulated Bethlehem Star light).  The Swat team was forced to retreat into the woods nearby.  As another troop of Elves advanced on their position the Swat team leader declared,”They’re flanking us!  Rocket launchers & grenades now!  Use any and all lethal force to repel the ET enemy with extreme prejudice!”  Massive explosions rang forth near the two troops of Elves who retreated in terror as trees fell everywhere.  One of the smallest Elves named Gerbert was confused by the chaotic battle and ran right into the heart of the enemy camp screaming “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”  An agent swooped him up as another said,”Bag and tag the little bastard!”  Gerbert struggled as he was thrown into a large black leather bag marked “E.T. Invader”.

One of the agents was detecting a high level of a unique brand of electromagnetic energy Snow Nymphcoming further North of their position so they advanced in that direction through a pine forest.  As they neared a clearing three exquisitely beautiful women wearing white see through gowns laden in glittering snowflakes appeared as apparitions at first.  All the agents were mesmerized by them as they materialized into physical form.  One of them said,”We are the Snow Nymphs Of Winter.  We mean you no harm.  Why have you disturbed the peace, and harmony of this sacred place?”  The three Nymphs walked forward, and among the agents who were clearly smitten into a trance by the gorgeous Goddesses.  The team leader stuttered a bit as he said,”I I well we’re here on orders of the US Government to capture the paranormal terror suspect known as Santa Claus aka Saint Nicholas.  Do you know his whereabouts ladies?”  One of the Nymph’s chuckled sweetly, and replied,”Father Christmas is in the house at the top of that hill.  He always loves surprise guests.”  They all headed toward the hill leaving the Nymphs behind in peace.  As the soldiers walked away a somewhat shady looking character, wearing a snowflake crystal amulet around his neck, strolled out of the woods, and put each arm around a Nymph as the other one stood behind him.  He then said,”Looks like Old Saint Nick has himself a bit of trouble.  I can’t wait to see the show!”  One of the Nymph’s replied,”Oh Jack you’re such a naughty boy”, and they all started laughing. The Winter God Jack Frost, and his female companions headed North well behind the troops.

Santa’s home, Claus Manor, appeared in a clearing at the top of a hill overlooking the entire sainted city. The Victorian style manor was strewn with colorful twinkling lights, wreaths, red silky bows, and had lit candles in the windows. One of the agents asked the team leader,”Were those women ghosts?”  The leader replied,”Possibly but I think they could have very well been a holographic mind control projection device to distract us.  They wanted us to come to this house so it could be a trap.  Let’s split up in groups of three, and storm the place using Attack Pattern Trident.”  One group was in front of the house, while another went around back, and the third group shot harpoon ropes to the roof. They began climbing upward when all the sudden flying reindeer whizzed past them erratically causing them to fall to the ground.  An agent bellowed,”What the hell are they?”  Another replied,”Some manner of genetically engineering weaponized deer! Open fire!”  Again machine gun fire echoed everywhere.  Thankfully not one bullet was able to touch the super speedy reindeer.  Even if one had been hit it’s extremely unlikely it could have caused anything but a minor irritation for the fantastical flying wonders!

The Team leader, and some of his men were knocked to the ground by a reindeer with a glowing crimson nose who looked down on them smiling while saying,”Hi I’m Rudolph!  Let’s be friends guys!”  One of the men yelled,”Oh my God the animal just talked! They implanted a human brain into an animal!” Another one irrationally declared,”Holy cow it’s a human-deer hybrid!” The Team leader barked the order,”Don’t fall for this ruse men! Fall back to the tree line!”  Suddenly a stern manly voice commanded,”Enough! What is the meaning of this?”  It was Santa Claus walking out of the front porch of his stately manor in his trademark red suit.  The Team Leader then spoke into his radio,”It’s the Asset Claus.  I repeat the Asset Claus has been directly observed! I have visual confirmation of the target!  Shoot for the legs! Contain, and capture order only!”  They shot their machine guns at Santa’s legs but they bounced off his dense supernatural Demi-Angel body while he laughed with glee, and said,”Oh my that tickles boys!”  In fact his velvet crimson suit only had a few small tears in it. The Team Leader then ordered,”Break out the silver net, and contain the Asset!”  Four men ran at Santa Claus with a gleaming net made of pure silver.  Upon covering Old Saint Nick it shot into a million silver sparkles blinding the men for a few seconds until they retreated back to their group. Once again their belief that silver was some mystical material that weakens all supernatural beings was proved false! The Team Leader finally bellowed with urgency,”We have no choice men! Fire the Claus Neutralization Device, And Run For Cover!”

To Be Continued….

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Peaceful Poetry: A Visit From Saint Nicholas

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Christmas In July! What Did Santa Claus Do On The Fourth Of July?

Santas Summer VacationThe world’s most powerful Demi-Angel, Santa Claus, celebrated American Independence Day despite being neutral, and not holding allegiance to any one nation, other than his own sovereign North Pole City.  The reason being that Mrs. Holly Claus in an American citizen.  Actually she enjoys dual citizenship status in both the US, and North Pole City.  Holly brought a lot of American Christmas traditions to the North Pole, and continued to keep up with the times throughout the 20th century, and into the 21st.  However all the Christmas traditions of the various nations are reflected when visiting Santa’s winter wonderland.

On July 4th the temperature in North Pole City was a balmy 52 degrees Fahrenheit under mostly sunny skies.  Now of course Santa could make it warmer via his extensive Demi-Angel powers but that wouldn’t be fair to the cold loving Elves nor the various Snow, Ice, and Winter Nymphs who recently began frolicking about Santa’s domain.  All the snow in town was melted except in areas magically managed by Jack Frost where Frosty The Snowman skips about with glee.  Mystical flowers of all colors bloom about amid the plethora of Evergreen trees, and shrubs.  Extra large naturally growing enchanted Poinsettia plants spot the landscape as well.  The minority deciduous trees, also specially enchanted, are lush with green leaves.  Santa planted them especially for Mrs. Claus so she could enjoy the iridescent leaves of autumn fluttering forth.  Despite all the signs of Summer, Christmas decor was adorned everywhere as usual.  It truly was Christmas in July!

On the morning of July 4th Mrs. Claus tended to her garden after a hearty breakfast at Claus Manor.  Then Santa hitched up the enchanted reindeer to his magical crimson sleigh, and the entire Claus Family hopped aboard.  Santa, Mrs. Claus, and his perpetually young kids Nicholas, Jr. & Mary, flew at lightening fast speed to the shores of a deserted tropical island in the Pacific to enjoy a beach picnic along the serene seas.  They spent several hours there before flying to the Continental United States to partake of various fireworks displays in approximately 24 different communities.  Since the North Pole sun doesn’t set in the Summer they can’t enjoy fireworks there. However their Christmas fireworks show is beyond anything you could ever hope to imagine!

All went well except for one unfortunate incident.  In an undisclosed rural community somewhere in Missouri a deranged drunk staggered into Mrs. Claus spilling his beer all over her beautiful light red dress.  Three of his clearly intoxicated friends stood near him giggling like sad little children.  Santa calmly, yet firmly, demanded he apologize to his wife. Instead the inebriated guy let some choice expletives fly forth not only in front of his wife, but his kids as well.  Both Nicholas, and Mary gasped in disbelief that such harsh language was allowed to reach their innocent ears.  It’s true the family is cloistered from the real world in a cleansed almost 1950’s atmosphere at the North Pole. In fact once they returned the unpleasant memories would fade away from all except Santa himself.

The over six foot four tall, heavy set, and imposing Santa Claus towered over the drunken twenty something individuals. He then said,”I kindly ask that you apologize to my wife, and children for your immature behavior, and all will be forgiven my lads.”  They all snickered sadistically as the guy foolishly punched Santa in the stomach after saying,”Here’s your apology old man!”  The snide cackling immediately stopped as the guy gripped his hand in pain while Santa stood still unphased by the attack.  He smiled, and said,”Once again I must demand an apology for you have dishonored my wife, and corrupted my children with your unsavory behavior!”  The guy gripping his hand screamed,”Beat the hell out of this bastard!” All four men then charged Santa Claus punching, and kicking him with great effort.  So much so that some of the guys fell down twice due to their drunken state.   It was like attacking a giant redwood tree.  It was an insane act of pure idiocy! The punching stopped rather quickly as it was very painful to their silly little human hands.  However the kicking continued on a bit longer as they still held hope they’d beat the old man, and show him who was boss.

The out of breath fools were unable to budge Santa from his firm stance.  The Great Claus just started laughing heartily,”Oh you crazy kids!  Will you ever learn?”  All the men held their hands in agony as one said,”What the hell are you made of? Steel?”  Santa replied,”No just extra dense Angelic flesh.  Now boys where’s my apology?  I really must insist!”  Santa took a step toward them, and gave them a stern look as he started to unlace his large belt.  They then apologized to Santa, Holly, and the kids.  He declared all was forgiven as he bear hugged all four men.  A subtle white light could be seen amid the huge hug.  When it was over the men no longer felt the pain of their futile violent blows nor were they no under the influence of the tons of alcohol they had consumed all day long.  They just walked away silent in a shocked daze with thoughts of peace, and goodwill dancing about their minds with intermittent visions of sugar plum fairies.  From that day forth their lives would change for the better forever!

The world’s holiest family returned to their Christmas land of the Midnight sun at about Midnight US Mountain Standard Time.  Before retiring to bed Santa reviewed the latest Naughty Or Nice list he received from his Chief Elf.  As he dreamed of sugar plum fairies, elated elves, rambunctious reindeer, and naughty Norse nymphs playing in the glittering snow a disturbing flaming apparition of the Devil appeared in his fireplace .  He told Santa,”My son the Anti-Christ will be born into this world soon, and your brother of darkness the Anti-Claus will return!  Together we shall destroy Christmas, and every magical holiday that marshals the forces of all that is holy, and good.  This shall be the dawn of the era of darkness. My demonic children of the night will replace humanity as the dominant species on this planet.  Victory at the final battle of Armageddon will be ours as you burn to ash under my new unholy Sun!  Your Christmas Star Of Bethlehem will be extinguished for all eternity amid my glorious reign of tantalizing terror!  I promise your holy reign of light is about to end Saint Nicholas!”

Santa woke up in a highly unusual cold sweat as he gazed over at the fireplace observing the chilling vision of the Devil’s face in the flames.  The fire swirled about madly sending hot winds about the room with the hellish screaming maniacal laughter echoing everywhere.  Santa waved his hand at the flames sending a cold white burst to instantly extinguish them while yelling,”Be gone you heathen of Hell!”  There old Saint Nick sat silently in the darkness remembering his last run in with the Devil at the First Battle Of Armageddon.  The injuries he suffered at the hands of his cowardly twin brother the Anti-Claus. The faith of Father Christmas wavered for few moments but the Spirit Of Christmas reignited his belief that the Angels of Heaven would be victorious in their battles against the forces of darkness.   If only he could bring them, and the Earthly Gods together to fight their common enemy while saving humanity & the Earth from damnation!

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Seriously Ill & Abused Children Fly To North Pole To See Santa Claus

Read The Article Related To The Video AboveThe news reports of ill, abused, and homeless Denver Area kids getting a Fantasy Flight to the North Pole appeared to be a fun staged event.  The awesome adventure of meeting Santa Claus in the Capital Of Christmas. There were indications of a mere hour flight to a special North Pole decorated airport hangar where Santa Claus was supposedly waiting. This took place before Mystic Investigations arrived at the actual North Pole City for our annual vacation retreat. An exciting perk for those us in the real supernatural community who battle the forces of darkness! To everyone’s surprise Santa Claus himself confirmed those special kids arrived here for real!  You won’t see anything detailing this in the news reports courtesy of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact. An ancient document of paranormal law that dictates the world of the supernatural be kept secret from the human world…with certain exceptions.   Read The Rest Of The Story In Our Paranormal News Blog >>>

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