Category Archives: Santa Claus

Top Paranormal Society Ranks Santa Claus Number One In Holy Water

The Paranormal Society Of North America partook of some extensive supernatural testing over a five year period. Their final analysis indicates that Santa Claus aka St.Nicholas creates the most powerful holy water on Earth.  Holy Water is water blessed by … Continue reading

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Has Santa Ever Flown Into Outer Space?

Indeed Santa Claus has flown into space with his reindeer and sleigh. He’s even flown on his own Superman style! Yes as a Angel-Human Hybrid he has the power of levitation and self-telekinetic flight. However he is quite modest about … Continue reading

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Christmas In July! What Does Santa Claus Do On The Fourth Of July?

The world’s most powerful Demi-Angel, Santa Claus, celebrated American Independence Day despite being neutral when it comes to America or any other nation on Earth. He holds no allegiance to any one nation for most modern countries didn’t exist at … Continue reading

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What Does Santa Claus Do In The Summer?

In the summer heat of July the last thing on our minds is the joy of brisk snowy Christmas. However the term Christmas in July was started by Santa Claus. He begins his preparations for the monumental Christmas season in … Continue reading

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