Category Archives: Santa Claus

What Does Santa Claus Do On Mardi Gras?

  The high octane holiday of Mardi Gras is known for its perplexing partying laced with rampant revelry deeply infused with drunkenness and lascivious behavior. Certainly, the hallowed Saint Nicholas and the blessed inhabitants of North Pole City don’t partake … Continue reading

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That Friday The 13th Santa Claus Fought Jason Voorhees!

Friday, October 13th, 1989 Santa Claus’s battle with Jason Voorhees amid the 1989 Halloween season took place in Ohio. Santa ended up saving a group of teenagers who decided to spend a spooky Friday The 13th night at an abandoned … Continue reading

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What Does Santa Claus Do On Friday The 13th?

Santa Claus certainly doesn’t have to worry about Friday The 13th  and all the bad luck associated with it. This is due to him being a Demi-Angel. Angels are even luckier than Leprechauns!  There’s also the fact that his sainted North … Continue reading

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Santa Saves Some Witches From A Dark Sorcerer

At an undisclosed location in California, sometime in August 2020, this photo of Santa Claus was snapped by a spy working for the Anti-Claus. Luckily, the dark operative was apprehended by the forces of good. His data was confiscated before … Continue reading

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