Bloodworth: The Six Flags Fiesta Vampire Fiasco

I thought the video below was fake at first because of the bloody red water, the ridiculously flagrant flamboyance of this emo like fool, and the near instant transformation of the girl into a vampire. It usually takes 24 hours or more for the vampire transformation to take place. The Gnomes blood is a realistic option for vampires to exist temporarily in sunlight. However that wouldn’t explain how the transformed girl had no issue with the daylight. It does appear to be cloudy which does filter the holy rays of the sun to a certain extent. Before I dismissed the video I placed a few calls to my paranormal investigative contacts in San Antonio, Texas. Diana Robespierre, President Of The Texas Supernatural Anti-Terror Society, was involved with the incident. Her investigations concluded that sinister events had taken place at the Six Flags Fiesta.

A young vampire, named Bloodworth, formed a demon worshiping cult around himself. He’s the vampire in the video along with being an effeminate over the top emo who was obsessed with vampires even as a human. He was given power by an Archdaemon, named Thoraxis, who opposed the Devil. This power allowed him to rapidly transform vampires who could in turn withstand the daylight on cloudy days for a few hours. Notice how Bloodworth carries an umbrella just in case the sun comes out. In order to curry favor with the Archdemon they had to commit several human, and animal sacrifices. The blood red in the water is real blood coming from a concrete maintenance room underground where they performed these unholy supernatural sacrifices. For at least two weeks the cult managed to secretly commandeer the grounds of Six Flags which included hypnotizing key personnel. Eventually Diana, and other paranormal professionals moved in to take down the demonic vampire cult. A special team of Archbishops were called in from The Vatican to exorcise the powerful Archdaemon Thoraxis from the grounds which had been blessed unholy by Dark Priests. Thoraxis would possess random humans, and even inanimate objects. He was finally driven back to hell, and as usual the government arrived once most of the action was over. A couple of men in black from the US Paranormal Defense Agency, posing as FBI, did their usual PR spin saying it was some type of Halloween promotion.

Most of the vampires were killed. However some were taken to a special center in Idaho for vampire reprogramming. Luckily Diana is a compassionate person, and can see the potential for good in the paranormal. Even those with demonic DNA such as vampires. Only a handful of the vampires were allowed to be released as they still had enough humanity left in them to be trusted. The rest had to staked, and holy fired to dead. Since Thoraxis is no longer connected to them they don’t have the power to be in daylight or rapidly transform people into vampires anymore. Bloodworth unfortunately escaped despite the hail of gunfire laden with silver, and hickory wood bullets. At the time he still had Archdemon protections in place. He obviously healed because he’s been spotted in a number of cities around the world. He hasn’t had a chance to re-form his cult because not only are the paranormal professionals, and the government after him but also the vampire community has a price on his head. A bounty placed personally by Transylvanian vampire royalty who don’t want vampires exposed to the general public. They’re also enforcing the Supernatural Secrecy Pact. However the incident wasn’t big enough to warrant Angelic intervention. In such a case this video wouldn’t even exist anymore. If I ever run into this Bloodworth character I would probably just plunge my hand into his chest, and pull out his heart. I assume he’d scream like a girl before vaporizing into ash. By Drake Alexander

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