Xavier Remington 
We believe there is compelling evidence that the shape-shifting Slender Man, the most prolific supernatural serial killer of the 21st century, was in the Austro-Hungarian Empire in 1900. The Empire later became Czechoslovakia, and is now the two sovereign nations of the Czech Republic and Slovakia. For centuries he has targeted innocent humans by inflicting the Slender Sickness upon them. A paranormal psychosomatic disorder through which the Slender Man is mentally linked to a person in order to control them like a puppet. This causes mental, and physical anguish, along with eventually forcing them to kill others, and commit suicide.
Evidence Of Slenderman Tormenting A Turn Of The Century Artist
28-year-old Czech artist Jaroslav Panuška appears to be one of his victims in the year 1900. His artwork from that period is quite disturbing and conveys various supernatural images. Some of which resemble a naked Slenderman. It’s safe to assume he hadn’t yet donned the modern business suit, and perhaps he was even in a naturalist phase of his diabolical life. One of his works in particular may be a true caricature of Slender Man while some of the other ones with faces are a result of Slender Sickness delusions. “Death Looking into the Window of One Dying”, pictured in the image above, is clearly the Slenderman stalking a victim.
A Disturbing Psychological Self-Portrait
We believe this is when Slender was witnessing the impending death of the victim through the window and noticed Jaroslav Panuška watching him. Slender doesn’t like people sneaking up on him, and probably took deep offense. From that point, Jaroslav began the torturous descent into the hell that is Slender Sickness. This inner mental anguish is depicted in his artwork to the right. The faceless Slenderman only has a face in the minds of those suffering from his mental puppet mastery. A frightening face of titanic terror invading the inner sanctum of innocent consciousness!
Seeking The Paranormal Protection Of Benevolent Gypsies
Since Jaroslav died at the ripe old age of 86 in 1958 it’s apparent he was cured of the Slenderman’s Sickness. Humans with Slender Sickness generally only last months, and usually not over a year. He certainly never killed anyone or committed suicide. So how did he beat Slenderman? Not on his own of course! Our research indicates that a powerful tribe of Gypsies was traveling through the area, and they found Jaroslav staggering on the side of a road disoriented, and distressed. The nomadic Romanian practitioners of magic took him into their encampment, and he found himself in the refuge of their leader known as a Shuvani. Her name was Cosmina, and she was puzzled by the stubborn illness that defied all her herbal, and mystical remedies. It was unlike anything she had come across in her 74 magical years of life on Earth.
Did A Mystical Gypsy Tribe Win A Victory Over The Seemingly Invincible Slenderman In The Year 1900?
Meanwhile, Slenderman grew impatient that his precious puppet was being kept from him. In the
dead of the night he stealthily slithered into the Gypsy camp. When he went inside the tent to reclaim Jaroslav he was faced with Cosmina standing face-to-face with him, along with over a dozen other Gypsies behind her. All giving Slenderman their infamous evil eye as they chanted a powerful Gypsy curse upon him. In a previous article, we mentioned how magic is hit and miss when it comes to the Slender Man due to his being an outside player from another dimension. Thankfully, in this case, the full brunt force of a perplexingly powerful Gypsy curse seemed to do the trick. Although the curse may have worked due to his distracting preoccupation with Jaroslav. During that time he didn’t partake in his usual kidnapping of kids. A requirement for him to be at full paranormal power since the innocent metaphysical energy of youth is what fuels him.
The Cure For The Slender Sickness?
As the Gypsies chanted and pierced his faceless form with their magical eyes that began to glow green, he sprouted his trademark sharp tentacles, ready to choke them all. At that moment, the evil eye curse hit him causing him to fall to his knees with tentacles retracting. Slender felt his life force draining away as Jaroslav, in an adjoining tent, was surrounded by mystical crystals, and incense, with gypsies chanting a channeling, and healing spell upon him. A spell that drained dark energy into the crystals, and channeled the pure innocent energies of Slender’s child victims contained within him into Jaroslav. The Gypsies then placed a powerful Charm, aka Anti-Curse, upon him to seal the supernatural deal!
Slenderman Escapes The Gypsies
Slenderman badly wanted to teleport the hell out of there but he was too weak to even shape shift. He couldn’t stand under the weight of the dark curse, and the draining of his life force! Just as they were about to kill him some massive unseen energy surge blasted into the Gypsies, and they fell to the ground in pain. Slender then crawled away in defeat never to be seen in those parts again. Despite curses not sticking to him in the same way they do to humans, it’s thought the curse prevents him from having any power over that particular tribe of Gypsies along with Jaroslav, and his descendants. Jaroslav made a full recovery and continued to showcase his sinister Slender experiences in his artwork. The Gypsies weren’t seriously hurt by the mysterious energy surge and made a record of their enchanted experiences for future generations. We recently uncovered these secret documents, and that included psychic insights into what occurred.
Who Saved Slenderman from Gypsy Death?
So more or less the Gypsies used Slenders link with his victim, coupled with being
powered down, against him. It’s good to know he has some weaknesses. Although we imagine he learned his lesson and makes a better effort to stay hopped up on kid power. We conjecture that the surge of energy that saved Slender came from the energy link controlled by his extra-dimensional people who sent him here against his will. Since he was sentenced to life on Earth for eternity as a prison sentence it’s safe to assume his people didn’t want anyone else overriding them, and pronounce a death sentence on Slender.
Some manner of mystical automated inter-dimensional detection must have sensed Slenderman was about to die, and it protected him from the threat at hand. Unfortunately, that’s not good news for any of us. Slenderman can be hurt, and severely weakened, yet apparently can never die! At least his parallel-dimensional brothers didn’t leave us totally defenseless against his attacks upon us! We can only hope to capture and contain him someday!
Slenderman Still Walks Among Us!
The Mystic Investigations team went up against Slenderman to save a child from his evil clutches on July 4th, 2014. We must have been close to terminating him because we were all jolted by a massive shock wave of supernatural energy that allowed for his escape to take place? This unexpected development led us to research the paranormal phenomenon which in turn led us to the first piece of Gypsy information dealing with Slenderman. Hopefully, the Slenderman Assassin, a being from Slender’s parallel dimension, might have an insight into how to override that protection process, and finally eradicate this menace to humankind. Or at least send him far away from here! Thus far the Assassin hasn’t been able to catch up with Slenderman.
Has Anyone Seen Slenderman Lately?
So if someone you know is being tormented by Slenderman then your best bet would be to seek out some authentic Gypsies of Romanian origin! Although it’s thought that Gypsies got their name from Egypt, and may have actually originated from the mystical annals of Ancient Egyptian history. Finding a genuine enchanted Egyptian priest of ancient magic could bring even better results. Especially since the first records of Slenderman come from ancient Egypt some 5000 years ago! The best of the best were known as Lector Priests. Luckily, Slenderman hasn’t been seen in a number of years. Top-flight psychics, seers, and mystics say he may be in a rare state of hibernation in a remote rural area. Plausibly this is normal for him since most of our data on him is only from the last century. This dormant period could be something that occurs every few centuries or even every millennium. Let us hope he never wakes up!🔮
You can view Jaroslav Panuška other works of disturbing Slenderman-inspired art at:
- https://monsterbrains.blogspot.com/2011/03/jaroslav-panuska.html
- https://www.flickr.com/photos/mutantskeleton/sets/72157626351647178/
