The Blair Witch vs Slenderman

There is paranormal psychic evidence that reveals Slender Man once visited the Burkittsville, Maryland woodlands in 1977 by sheer coincidence. Amazingly he actually saved a little boy from the blasphemous Blair Witch! She is known to be a powerful poltergeist witch! We’re not saying Slender Man is good. On the contrary, he is beyond evil when it comes to the adults of humankind! Thankfully when two dark forces meet, and their agendas are opposing, we get the unintended anti-hero. Slender considers kids a precious enchanted energy resource while simultaneously having contempt for the rest of humanity. Although he kidnaps them, Slender places them into an immortal stasis so he may perpetually siphon the magical energy of innocence they possess.

The Blair Witch Cares Not For Humankind!

On the other hand, the Blair Witch sees kids as disposable garbage to further her own selfish supernatural needs amid her heinous ritualistic sacrifices! She sees no difference between adults and innocent kids. Although she does care for the animals and plants of the woodland she is mystically bound to. It is interesting that every evil entity seems to have some shred of good in them. Unfortunately, nowhere enough to redeem their horrifying acts!

The Blair Witch Slenderman Blowout!

Slenderman loves wooded areas as it reminds him of the parallel dimensional home he was banished from centuries ago. He was exploring the Burkittsville woods for the first time when he heard a child scream. He hadn’t absorbed any energy in a while so he saved his teleportation power reserves and instead ran to the scene. There he saw The Blair Witch in physical form with a knife in hand. She menacingly raised it above a scared boy tied to a large fallen log. Slender shapeshifted his tentacles and simultaneous slapped the knife from her hand and untied the boy! The beyond frightened child quickly ran away and made it back to his parent’s camping site. Luckily they were in the process of leaving the area beyond the reach of the wicked witch and Slenderman as well!

Slenderman Holds His Own Against The Blair Witch

Slenderman wrapped his tentacles around her body and set his faceless face right against hers. He sent a series of sinister psychic signals into her dark mind hoping to give the Blair bitch the notorious Slender Sickness. She cackled crazily as her eyes glowed green and then raged red! Her shrieking screams sent animals scurrying away as it echoed for miles. The Blair Witch yelled, “You’re no match for me you disgusting abomination! You’re not even of this Earth!” The two titans fought for a few minutes as the witch was surprised magic didn’t work on Slenderman since he’s immune to most. However, there is a weakness when it comes to certain Gypsies. She was able to wound Slender in a few places causing his thick black blood to ooze out. This wasn’t surprising as she was made of metaphysical matter while he was still a biological being. He healed quickly and was managing to overpower her with his multiple tentacle strength and mental confusion abilities.

The Blasphemous Battle Ends In Blair Witch Victory!

The Blair Witch gave up and reverted to metaphysical energy poltergeist form where she had more power at her disposal. She began telepathically launching trees at him and attempted to pierce the thick veil of his dark deluded mind. She finally created a micro-tornado whirling him around violently amid sharp stabbing branches. Slender finally had enough and played his teleportation trump card!  He vanished two states away in a Kentucky forest where he lay weak for several hours before finding an elementary school full of kids nearby! Slenderman never attempted to return to Burkittsville to take on the Witch or find the boy that got away. Both Slenderman and The Blair Witch continue to paranormally plague the perplexed populace of our planet!

Is The Blair Witch Urban Legend A True Story?

Dark Witch Indeed a dark witch named Elly Kedward was banished from a town called Blair, Maryland in 1785. This was due to her using dark witchcraft to mesmerize children so she could draw their innocent blood, infused with pure sanguine energies, for her nefarious unholy rituals! Most of the children were severely weakened, and fell ill!  Not only was she shunned from the community for her heinous horrors but repeatedly tortured by townsfolk as she lay tied up in the woods. They partook of all manner of religious rituals upon what they saw as the servant of the Devil when in fact she only served herself!

The Curse Of The Blair Witch

They wanted to make an example of her, cleanse the community, and even attempt the misguided task of cleansing her soul in the eyes of their holy Lord. Time, and time again they left her for dead bound and blindfolded in the cold wild wilderness. Day after day they returned to find her still alive by the sheer force of her wayward will!  Not even wild animals inexplicably went near her! Finally, they strung her up, and hung her from a tree!  Elly’s last words were an eternal curse upon the entire town of Blair, and its citizens! Her body was eventually taken down, and burned in a shallow grave. Her unholy ashes scattered to the four winds of the forest!  It’s thought that act was the final element that bound her spirit to those very woods for all eternity! Normally that should have sent her dark spirit straight to hell! Unfortunately, she was no ordinary person!

The Eradication Of An Evil Witch Creates An Even More Evil Entity

The citizens of Blair assumed they had done right by the Lord, and their witch ridden nightmares were over. Little did they know that sending Ellly down the long torturous road to death would lead to her return! It turns out she was drawing blood from children to secure an eternal existence on Earth via a system of magical rituals she personally created free of any demons or other deities. She only wanted to be beholden to herself.  She refused to be a higher dimensional entities slave as a number of dark witches and warlock’s tend to be!  Elly was unable to complete her series of spells but her hellish death caused her to become a ghost rather than moving on into the Afterlife as most do.

The Blasphemous Birth Of A Perplexing Poltergeist

Traumatic deaths almost always manifest ghosts. As a ghost with revenge in her heart, she could make good on her deathbed curse. Generally, ghosts are confused with muddled minds and rarely cause much harm unless motivated by vengeance. Elly’s rituals had strengthened her spirit that was stoked further by her burning anger. As she made good on her curse the fear, and resentment, of the Blair citizens, further fueled her with much needed metaphysical energy reserves. Strong emotions always create their own non-sapient astral energy spirits. Spiritual energy a sapient person can draw upon if they have the right magical knowledge. Through her knowledge of the metaphysical, she eventually became a full-fledged non-demonic poltergeist!

The Vengeful Spirit Makes Good On Her Curse

Elly became known as the Blair Witch while her infamous curse on the entire town caused all manner of accidents, deaths, and disappearances. Then there was the unusual behavior of normally peaceful animals who would attack people for no reason.  Even crops began to fail, and the weather would locally grow violent at times for mere moments before instantly clearing up! Finally the devilish apparitions along with mass nightmares, including herself, that tormented the citizens was the last straw! Eventually, everyone abandoned the town in sheer terror! By that time all the Witch’s accusers, half the towns children, and a quarter of the adults had either mysteriously vanished into thin air or were found dead!  So much death and destruction at her macabre hands gifted her with the ability to temporarily take physical form for a time. It’s said to be a rare pure metaphysical matter form which would make her extremely indestructible! Metaphysical matter is composed of spiritual components rather than atoms, and quarks. This allowed her to walk about her precious woodland she held dear while installing an even more special brand of terror in those who trespassed within her damned domain!

The Blair Witch Is Goddess Of Her Own Woodland

For many years she lay dormant with the town abandoned, and virtually nobody to feed off of.  She merely became a spirit of the woods she was mystically bound to. Even at full power, she could wander too far past the general area. The Blair Witch was such a force to be reckoned with that even nature deities left the woods! This included the normal low-level Goddesses, Nymphs, Fairies, Elves, and others who feared her wrath! In essence, The Blair Witch was left to care for the woodland in place of Mother Nature’s supernatural caretakers. Probably the only good quality of the Witch that beckons back to her pure witchcraft roots before they became corrupted by a lust for immortal powers. The woodland has always maintained a lush condition. It is said sighting unusual black flowers or thorny vines with blood red blooms means the Blair Witch is near! Cryptobotanists who attempt to collect samples for supernatural study of the flora disappear or end up dead!

The Sorry Spinster Elly

It’s been suggested her spinster status spawned hate in her. The world of human sensual delights was probably the only thing she was jealous of. It was a forced journey as a loner due to her unusual way of life from an early age that also causes social awkwardness. Something perhaps born from her parents who were a dark warlock, and witch in league with the Devil! To hide their activities they lived deep in a forest away from other people. Ironically Elly rejected this power, and rumor has it she murdered her parents in defiance of the Devil himself!  It’s unknown if the Devil ever bothered to retaliate.  He tends to leave evil people alone when they’re causing mayhem toward humankind. Perhaps the parents weren’t important enough minions to override the evil of another?

The Foolish Birth Of Burkittsville Upon Unholy Haunted Grounds!

In an age lacking mass media the atrocities of Blair were easily lost in history and dismissed as tall tales. In 1824 a new town called Burkittsville was founded on the site of Blair by those ignorant of the Blair Witch’s existence. She was careful and more patient in poaching her victims this time around as she slowly grew in power again! The woods of Blair was her home, and she needed a continuous supply of children, and adults to torment!   She would treat the townsfolk as her cattle and only slaughter them as needed!  Preferably in a way so as not to scare them all away! The Blair witch vowed not to be abandoned again!

The Blair Witch Is A High-Level Poltergeist Witch

The Blair Witch is classified as a serial killing poltergeist witch with magical and minor deity propensities. Elly doesn’t quite fall into Dark Goddess status. She is responsible for an unexplained string of missing persons, and people found ritually murdered over the past two centuries in the Burkittsville area. This suggests she needs to make more innocent sacrifices to stay tied to our corporeal plane of reality. Her case is unusual due to the fact that most poltergeists are tied to a human-built structure, haunted object, or even an individual.  Her hauntings revolve around an entire town with a special preference for its dense woodland.  In 1994 three student filmmakers decided to make a documentary about the Blair Witch legend, and hiked into the Black Hills Forest of Maryland. They were never seen again. Although their film footage was recovered in 1995, and viewed by Hollywood Executives that planned to release it as a dark documentary. However, as usual, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in and confiscated the footage. Thankfully Hollywood simply recreated the real footage in a film called The Blair Witch Project. A great many films of a paranormal nature are based on true stories. This is how most of the populace learns of the sinister supernatural world hidden away from them in the dark shadows beyond their view!

The Blair Witch Continues Her Reign Of Terror In The 21st Century!

To this day abductions, murders, and mysterious disappearances have continued without any explanation! The government denies that The Blair Witch is real, and continues to cover up this horrifying urban legend.  A number of paranormal professionals have attempted to take on the poltergeist witch but have either never found a trace of her, or have mysteriously disappeared themselves! This includes top-flight poltergeist and witch slayers!  We here at Mystic Investigations are certainly up to the challenge!  We are waiting until the time is right for us to take a trip to the Black Hills near Burkittsville.  We feel confident that we can take down the poltergeist witch with our talented team of supernatural saviors! Fortunately, there has been talk in the global witchcraft community of forming a Super Coven! A collective coven of good witches from around the world would enter the blasphemous black forest of Blair, and take down this despicable denizen of darkness once, and for all!

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The Paranormal Powers Of The Blair Witch

The Blair Witch is considered an extremely dangerous poltergeist whose sole purpose of existence is her continued immortality, and revenge against humankind in general. It appears she is mystically tied to the woods of Burkittsville. Although it is thought she could leave for higher planes of reality. I guess tormenting defenseless humans is more fun than the challenge of traversing the great beyond! The wayward witch is able to take a physical form of metaphysical matter for a limited time. When in said form she doesn’t have as much power but is able to more aptly practice witchcraft. However, as a poltergeist, her telekinetic and telepathic powers are greater. She also possesses a number of frightening paranormal abilities including mind control over victims. This can include hallucinations, and forcing people to commit suicide.

Her love of woods, relation to children, and mentally tormenting people is reminiscent of the sinister Slenderman.  Although we know that Slender Man doesn’t sacrifice children, and instead stores them in an immortal stasis as he siphons their innocent metaphysical energy from their souls. Read About That Time The Two Terrifying Titans Fought Each Other! Interestingly Enough Slenderman Saved A Little Boy From Sinister Sacrifice!

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What Happened At The Third Battle Of Armageddon?

The Apocalypse Technically Began In 2013!

As some of you may know, The War Of Armageddon began on Halloween October 31, 2013. It was at The Devil’s Pentagram In Tobol, Kazakstan where the First Battle took place! Armageddon is the supernatural war for domination of Earth and humankind. The Archangels of Heaven have staked their claim on us in the name of God. However, everyone knows he is essentially neutral and loves to play out all scenario’s in his vast metaphysical mind that is our reality of Multiverses! The War will consist of countless battles over the course of the 21st century. Many of the initial battles will be fought secretly with little mainstream media coverage or it will be explained away as something logical. The major paranormal players include Angels, Demons, Nature Deities, Jinn, Extraterrestrials, and more! The final battles of the war could very well be an all-out global melee where we will see heavenly angelic soldiers fighting for supernatural supremacy!

The Second Battle Of Armageddon Struck At The Heart Of The Nature Gods!

The Second Battle Of Armageddon took place on February 21, 2014, At The Demigod Camp Semideum In Siberia, Russia. The central Earthly encampment of God-Human Hybrids in training for war. It was a heavy loss for nature deities at the hands of Hell itself! The odd couple of Slenderman and The Devil were more than a match for the hundreds of supernatural beings living there! Slenderman’s power lies in him being a player off the game board as he’s from an alternate dimension. His mind control powers overwhelmed the Demigods and all were tragically lost! Apparently, Slenderman was promised the souls of a certain number of children. Technically the Devil and his demonic minions can’t touch said souls that possess pure innocence. Such a thing is repellent to most demonic entities. This is why handing them over to Slender was no big woof! Thankfully, Slenderman is a loner and this was hopefully a one time deal.

The Third Battle Shrouded In Secrecy Is Finally Revealed!

The Third Battle took place on the Super Blood Moon Night Of September 27th, 2015 In The Mystical Forest Of Woodland Springs, Colorado. However, as a favor to the Greek God Zeus we here at Mystic Investigations, along with others in the supernatural know, promised not to reveal what happened until now. He feared his defeat at the hands of the Devil would not only represent a personal embarrassment but would destroy morale for all the Earthly Gods and Goddesses pledging to fight in his armies. This also included the ones he was still negotiating with. Although nobody expected Zeus to go up against a former Archangel and win! Still, he needs every advantage he can get when large scale battles start to spill into the mainstream populace. Although it is said a number of these battles will be amid the chaos of standard human wars so they won’t be noticed as being paranormal. Interestingly enough The Supernatural Secrecy Pact makes an exception for Armageddon revealing elements of the paranormal world to humankind.

This particular battle stemmed from vengeance. Zeus sought revenge for the loss of his Demigod Camp in the Second Battle Of Armageddon at the hands of the Devil, his demonic minions, and Slenderman. Unfortunately, Slenderman was out of reach due to his unique nature. He’s also not considered a major player in the apocalypse as he has no minions. Zeus wanted the real culprit for the godly genocide! That being the ArchDemon Satan! Local Nymphs and Fairies alerted Zeus that the Devil was in a human looking form in the Heart of The Mystical Forest. That location contains unique paranormal powers linked to Mother Earth Goddess Gaia. The Devil had an ancient tablet with him that he recently unearthed in the Middle East. He was there with his baby Anti-Christ son who was providing some unique enchanted element. Satan recited a spell in an unknown language written on the supposed holy stone. Zeus and a garrison of Gods and Goddesses surprised the diabolical duo before they could complete their dark ritual.

The Devil quickly teleported his son to safety as Zeus physically tackled him. It appeared the Devil was alone until a troop of demons appeared. In reality, they were demon-possessed humans who had been training for battle. Actual manifestation of pure physical demons quickly alerts Angels who swoop down in droves. Such a sight will not be seen until the later no holds barred battles of Armageddon. The denizens of darkness attacked the Godly garrison with a female Demi-Demon named Tory acting as General. As Zeus and Satan tussled about the ground, Zeus shot a lightning bolt into the tablet. It crumbled as a kaleidoscope of iridescent lights appeared everywhere. Goddess Gaia, thought to be locked away dormant in her own sub-conscious for unknown reasons, was released and appeared in white angelic garb. Mystic Investigations showed up as that happened. A local Fairy informed our very own Demi-Mermaid Witch Rebecca Abernathy that the Battle was going down in our own backyard!

The Gods were losing so we aided them while a few of us collected pieces of the magical tablet and fled away with it. The Goddess Gaia stood there staring confused in biological form and did not interfere as per her non-intervention orders from the Omniverse Lord. King Of Hell Dimitri Diablo, and nemesis of the Devil, appeared with his own loyal demons who actually aided the Gods. A sort of enemy of my enemy is my friend thing I guess! That’s when the Mystic Investigations team backed away to deal with several Zombies caused by humans and animals rising from the grounds of the forest. They were headed for town so we dealt with that threat. It’s thought the immense supernatural energy release, coupled with the Super Blood Moon, reanimated every shred of dead matter in a mile radius! There were also the horrifying Werewolves of the Blood Moon attracted to the demons flocking from miles around so we had to fight through them as well! Even the most rabid Werewolf will fall under the spell of a demon!

The Devil was about to Kill Zeus when Diablo entered the fray directly. The wounded Zeus was taken away by Fairy Medics and ended up healing completely later on. As the Emperor and King Of Hell Fought via fists, kicks, and magical energy assaults Goddess Gaia began closing the high energy Heart Of The Mystical Forest. However, the battle crashed into it causing a giant explosion. Gaia’s astral body merged into her physical body that is the planet itself. Diablo teleported away in the nick of time and the Devil’s biological body exploded! His pure metaphysical Arch-Demon spirit returned to Hell to personally lead the raging Civil War against Diablo. The Devil’s Earthly body was made from the Anti-Claus’s form in 2013 at the First Battle. Once the Devil’s body was destroyed and combined with some odd interaction via the energy of the Mystical Heart he reappeared from a long stay with Ice Demons in Purgatory. It had been previously thought the Dark Claus was rewarded with Demonhood in Hell.

The Demi-ArchDemon Anti-Claus gazed about confused and weak as he muttered, “Ah yes Merry Dark Christmas you bastards!” He then absorbed the last embers of healing energy from the Heart before it closed. He sped away at super speed while cackling like a loon, “I’m back bitches!” The Demi-Demon Tory yelled at the Anti-Claus to stay and fight but he ignored her. Since then the Dark Claus has gone back to his usual attempts to stop Christmas and cause supernatural insurrections around the world. Thankfully, he’s a big failure most of the time! He seriously didn’t take kindly to Tory giving him orders in a disrespectful tone and it’s said he ate her whole to restore his complete compliment of powers. It was reported Satan was somewhat annoyed by this but he always gives the Anti-Claus a free pass due to being the most powerful Demi-Demon next to the Anti-Christ. There’s also the intertwined link with his twin brother Santa Claus, the most powerful Demi-Angel in the world! Technically his act of cannibalism is a Satanic sacrifice and Tory’s dark spirit is in Hell. Unfortunately for the Devil, her unique power as a Demi-Demon that can go undetected by Angels has come to a permanent close!

The Battle between demons and nature deities raged on for hours causing quite a bit of destruction to the center of the Mystical Forest. That in addition to the earlier explosion! Luckily, the paranormal power of said forest coupled with Goddess Gaia’s grace restored it to its former glory within a year!  In the end, the Gods won as several Nymphs, Fairies, Elves, and other nature deities swarmed in from as far as two states away! Even a parade of animals such as bears, wolves, and killer bees entered the fray as they obey Earthly God commands. Mystic Investigation successfully protected Woodland Springs from the living dead until the holy light of dawn repelled the supernatural scourge! Tory the Demi-Demon fled on foot with the remaining demons. Some of which we exorcized thereby restoring the human vessel to conscious control.

Sometime during the chaos Goddess Gaia vanished but since then seers, psychics, mystics, witches, and other supernaturals have felt her conscious presence everywhere! We now know that the Devil was attempting to possess her and the very soul of the planet Earth. If he’d succeeded he would have had the home-field advantage in the final fights of Armageddon! Despite this win for the forces of righteousness, we learned that the Civil War in Hell ended in early 2018 with a stalemate. There is a truce between Diablo and the Devil. Now the Demons of Hell are united in their quest to damn the Earth to eternal darkness!

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When Will The Fourth Battle Of Armageddon Take Place?

Since the first three annual apocalyptic battles, we have seen a lull for over three years now. In fact, several top-flight psychics, seers, and mystics see the next potential battle during the Total Solar Eclipse on April 8th, 2024. Although when it comes to predicting these battles even the best soothsayers can’t say for sure as there are so many perplexing paranormal parts that include higher and parallel dimensional dominoes! Previously the Fourth Battle was slated to happen during the 2017 Total Solar Eclipse. Although, a small skirmish involving the young son of the Devil, The Anti-Christ, took place. There the Little Devil decimated a merry band of innocent Nymphs and Fairies with diabolical glee!

Some say the lull is due to the Emperor Devil working to recover from the Civil War in Hell. Others say he’s been infiltrating Heaven to recruit Angels. His King Of Hell Dimitri Diablo is said to be traversing inter-Omniversal space to find hyper-powerful allies to defeat all adversaries in the ultimate quest to possess our entire Omniverse and the mind of its God! Diablo’s rise to power from Sorcerer to King Of Hell happened in part by his ability to traverse Parallel Universes and alternate planes of reality to collect enchanted energy from a variety of souls. This included melding with his own Parallel Universe selves. Let’s hope the Omniverse God has calculated this probability and has countermeasures in place to prevent Hell from existing everywhere for eternity!

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