Where Does Slender Man Come From?

Why Does Slender Man Hang Around The Woods?
SlendermanThe sinister Slender Man is known for inhabiting wooded areas, and performing his acts of terror not too far from said places. However he is not tied to the woods since he has sometimes appeared in open fields, and briefly in urban areas. Yet there are usually wooded parks nearby when he makes rare urban appearances.  Some have suggested that forests are a convenient place to hide.  Certainly as a tall shape shifter hiding behind tree trunks,and springing out to scare unsuspecting campers, and hikers is a favorite pastime of his.  Although various psychics, seers, and mystics who have seen Slenderman’s home Dimension know that our wooded areas most resemble where he came from before being sentenced here for crimes against his own people.  This has been doubly confirmed by the only three people verified as visiting the Slender Dimension, and returning to tell the tale.  Technically psychics, and telepaths read their minds because they were in a permanent catatonic state for the rest of their short lives!

Slender Man Dimension

Only Known Photo From Slenderman Dimension Deeply Distorted.

The Slenderman’s Parallel Dimension, not Universe, is densely scattered with immovable shiny jet black cylindrical monolith pillars that extend from the ground into the roof of the sky. In Parallel Dimensions It’s possible for the dimension to end in the sky thereby creating a impenetrable barrier. Therefore Slender Man’s Dimension has no outer space to explore. In addition the ground itself is another wall of the dimension so there’s no digging down. These monoliths vary in girth, and texture.  Some are somewhat smooth while others are very rough. There is indeed a resemblance to tree trunks.  The places where they appear to puncture the dimensional barrier in the sky, and on the ground have a moving flow pattern that looks like leaves blowing in the wind on tree branches. This is caused by the subtle movement of the pillars themselves despite Slenderman’s people inability to cut them down, or destroy them in any way.  View of the sky, and ground is sometimes obstructed by varying densities of a foreboding gray fog consisting of a substance of unknown origin.  Most likely the extent of their weather patterns as no precipitation occurs.  It’s known that Slender’s sometimes use it to bathe themselves.

The substance these paranormal pillars are made from is unknown but it’s properties would make you think it’s stone.  Yet every so often a monolith springs a leak, and a sappy black blood like substance pours out.  It’s been said that Slender Man’s ancestors drank this as food before they lost their mouths, and the need for physical sustenance.  Sustenance familiar to us was replaced by metaphysical energy. After a great period of time extremely old pillars will finally crumble into dust but new ones always appear to grow simultaneously from the ground, and roof before meeting in the middle to form a new monolith.  Smooth ones are new while old ones have very irregular surfaces. In most places within Slender’s Dimension they are densely packed so this seems to be the reason why his people evolved the need to become shape shifters so they could weave around those pesky things.

As some of the most gifted psychics, and telepathic masters delved further into the minds of Slender Man, and his nemesis The Slender Man Assassin, sent here to terminate him, they believe they finally found the secret of these odd static looking, yet dynamic, structures.  The Dimension itself may be the body part of an immensely huge four dimensional creature, or even a multidimensional giant!  The monoliths are some manner of bodily organ not quite of a biological nature we’re familiar with that serve some unknown function.  It’s plausible that Slender Man’s people are possibly the equivalent of the beneficial bacteria we have in our intestines, or perhaps conversely a cancer the 4-D giant has been suffering from for quite some time.  If that’s the case then the behemoth lives on since the Slenders can’t seem to spread to it’s entire body.  The Slender People only have alternate dimensional access to certain Universes such as ours.  Apparently rare places where the black blood seriously oozes from the pillars to form pools are key to inter-dimensional travel.  They eat away certain points of the ground, and sky leading to realities such as ours when the Slender’s shape shift, and vibrate at certain frequency.  Yes gravitational attraction is the strongest near any dimensional barrier. In addition there is no breathable air as we know it. This makes sense with a faceless creature like Slender Man who has no mouth, or nose.  Being devoid of eyes goes along with the utter lack of light.  There are only the electrical like surges along some monoliths that cause brief dim violet hued lighting.  These surges usually only happen in growing, newborn, and nearly dying monoliths.  The Slender’s only see through unique psychic sight.  Touching a pillar allows them to see much further than the general area they occupy.

So now you know why Slenderman relishes the forests, and woods of the prison planet Earth he is mystically tied to. Could it be that this diabolical denizen of darkness actually is sentimental when it comes to his spooky home Dimension? I guess even the most heinous killers instilling terror in the hearts of humans has some redeeming qualities!  That may even include the kids he kidnaps since he never harms one hair on their head. They are simply stored away somewhere in eternal biological stasis since he feeds upon their metaphysical energy of innocence.  Kids that he considers too old are usually enlisted as his servants, and Slender Man Cult members.  At the end of the day he has the power to use any human as his puppet proxy via his immense mind control powers!

Updated Note: Talk of Slenderman living in a forest mansion are false! He prefers shape-shifting with the trees. However, he does have various caverns around the world where he keeps the children he kidnaps in an eternal state of stasis.


What Is The Stretching Faceless Stick Figure Cryptid?

The Stretching Stick Figure CryptidIn early 2011 the first sighting was made of a unique creature that we are calling the Slender Man Assassin.  The extremely thin gray creature is a humanoid of at least 12 feet when not stretched out.  The faceless clothes free cryptid has the ability to stretch his body several stories high.  The witness of the first sighting states he was leaving his office building later in the evening when he observed and photographed this disturbing being with his cell phone.  As the Slender Man Assassin stretched it made an eerily indescribable buzzing sound, and then climbed over the roof of the building never to be seen again.  Since then there have been a sparse handful of sightings confirmed as the creature rather than the Black Stick Man Phenomenon which are unrelated creatures of unknown origin.  So far nobody has thankfully been hurt by the stretching stick man.

The latest sighting of the faceless Mr.Fantastic like creature was a lucky break for paranormal investigators because she was an advanced psychic.  The  faceless creature devoid of a mouth interfaced with her mind, and demanded to know where the Slender Man was. Stick Figure Cryptid Streched Out He assumed she would know since she was not like the other humans he encountered.  The psychic who wished to remain nameless was able to read some of his mind.  Within his dark disturbing thoughts she realized he was an assassin sent from the Slender Man dimension to exact revenge for his boss.  It seems Slender Man was sentenced to spend life on Earth for an unknown crime, and apparently some other party felt he should get the death sentence.  The Slender Man Assassin is here to take down one of the most recently popular members of the supernatural world.  It also seems that other assassins were sent here over the centuries but they all failed, and mysteriously disappeared presumably at the hands of the Slender Man.  This latest creature was apparently genetically enhanced to finally defeat Slender once, and for all.  The cryptid is also from a slightly differing species than Slender but they’re both from the same dimension that exists beyond our own.  A dark place where beings have evolved to have no face because their powerful supernatural minds provide all their sensory needs.

The Slender Man Assassin is of a singular mind, and only wishes to fulfill his mission of Slender eradication so most people should have nothing to worry about.  Unlike Slender Man who causes all manner of mayhem, disappearances, and death for the sheer pleasure, and to increase his powers.  Despite this the Slender Man Assassin is to be considered very dangerous, and we suggest staying out of his way!

The Creature Was Last Seen In Russia December 2013: