Top 10 Ways To Destroy A Vampire

How Do You Kill A Vampire?

Since Vampires are immortal living dead supernatural beings, they cannot be killed by the same methods as common mortals.  Once killed they almost always burst into unholy flames and are reduced to nothing but ash that can be black or grey in color. The spontaneous combustion of their cells is caused by a reaction to the demonic vampire DNA. When a vampire transforms a human into one of their own kind the vampire virus insinuates itself into the DNA. The following 10 methods have proved reliable in the eradication of the vampire menace:

1.) Vampire Death By Fire:  Vampires will not burn easily using conventional flames since their paranormal body provides protection from a variety of environmental factors.  Simply touching them with a flaming torch won’t set most of them ablaze.  A good dousing in gasoline or even better, garlic oil, will send that pesky vamp straight to hell in a magnificent fiery inferno.  For a speedy end to a vampire, you will need special holy flames, sometimes called holy fire.  These are holy cleansing flames blessed by the Priest of any religion in the name of their God(s) or Goddesses(s). Christian Priests generally produce the most powerful holy fire due to the widespread belief in Christianity.  Most likely you’d have a Priest bless a torch of normal fire and then go into battle with a vampire.  You can light other people’s torches and their flames will be holy as well.

2.) Vampire Extinction By Sunlight:  Sunlight has always been the number one weakness of supernatural night stalkers.  A weakness that keeps them confined to the darkness of the night cowering away at first light of dawn.   Exposure to sunlight causes them to burst into flames and die.  The more sunlight the quicker it will happen!  Depending on their age and power they may be able to withstand a certain amount of sunlight and will only exude smoke during that period of time. You will need to trick them into the sunlight or use mirrors in a clever manner. You can also capture them and shackle them outdoors until sunrise.  Just be sure to use silver shackles or hang religious artifacts on them.  Tying them to a holy cross would work as well so they don’t escape.  See number 8 for religious artifacts below.  There’s also some anecdotal evidence that claims some powerful wizards and sorcerers can conjure up a mini sun to duplicate the suns rays.  However, this is quite dangerous and left only to the magic pros.

3.) Vampire Termination By Blood:  A little-known method of killing vampires is to somehow get them to ingest certain types of blood, or inject it into them.  The only two types of blood known to instantly kill a vampire in any quantity is Angel blood and Sasquatch (Bigfoot) blood.  Both of which are nearly impossible to come by.  However Demi-Angel blood may have some success. The odds of an Angel taking physical form are beyond rare. Although the vampire will be drawn to it without reason and will sink its fangs into its holy body.  The holy cleansing blood of the Angel will kill the supernatural vampire virus that is intertwined within its DNA.   It’s unlikely they’d go after a Bigfoot, however, if you’re able to get some Sasquatch blood you can either trick them into drinking it or inject it into them with a silver syringe.  A normal syringe won’t penetrate vampire skin.  Despite silvers negative effects on vampires, it’s doubtful the syringe would be big enough on its own to cause issues unless you really lodged it into them!

It is also known that Zombie blood is poisonous to vampires so they’d never drink from rotted living dead corpses.  Angel and Bigfoot blood only require mere drops to kill while zombie blood demands you to inject them with an entire syringe.  The same goes for dead human blood which is also a poison to vampires. Tricking a vampire into drinking deceased human blood is probably the easiest termination by blood method there is if the human just died recently.   In fact, the blood of many dead paranormal beings will have the same effect as well.  Unfortunately, this doesn’t apply to animal blood.  Creating tranquilizer darts, or arrows with silver tips filled with the blood types mentioned above would also be an excellent delivery system for vampire eradication.  Although it might take multiple shots to get enough into them when it comes to zombie or dead human blood.

4.) Vampire Eradication By Injection:  As mentioned above you can inject various types of blood with a silver syringe.  You can also inject silver into them.  It’s not likely you’ll be able to fill a syringe with 1763 °F molten silver but you can use highly concentrated colloidal silver to get the same job done.  Quicksilver, aka Mercury, may work as well. You can also inject them with pure concentrated garlic oil which will cause a slow painful death.  The herb known as verbena, or vervain, could finish off a vampire if distilled into a pure essential oil form.  The tranquilizer dart gun method mentioned previously would work as well.

5.) Vampire Extermination By Silver:  As previously mentioned colloidal silver and molten silver will kill a vampire.  As will silver bullets, silver swords, silver knives, and silver stakes.  Silver, specifically colloidal silver, has been known for ages as a bodily cleanser and cure for many ailments in the mortal world of humans.    It seems that silver also has the same effect in the paranormal world to varying degrees.  Although it doesn’t cure a blood-sucking beast of his vampirism.  Instead, it acts as a living dead Kryptonite of sorts.

6.) Vampire Annihilation By Stake: The most famous method of killing a vampire has always been the trusted wooden stake.  Any sturdy wood formed into a pointed stake will be able to penetrate the vulnerable spot over the vampire’s heart.  Once the heart is punctured by the wooden stake, it must be left in for a number of seconds or even minutes before he or she dies.  Depending on the ancient nature and power of the vampire they may last for varying amounts of time but once it’s in they are virtually paralyzed and won’t be able to remove it.  The death will be quite agonizing.  The most effective wood stake is that fashioned out of hickory.  The stronger the wood, the easier the penetration and the quicker the death will be.  If you’re looking for an instant death then try the silver stake mentioned above.

7.) Vampire Death By Beheading:  Removing a vampires head by any means will cause death to fall upon him.  This has always been a trusted technique for the extermination of all immortal beings.  A strong steel sword, preferably silver plated, will take the head off any vampire nicely.  Of course, a pure silver sword would slice through a vampire more easily.  Somehow tricking and trapping it into a guillotine or onto a railroad track as a train roars forth is another option.

8.) Vampire Destruction By Religious Artifacts:  All religious artifacts from ancient religions to Christianity have varying repellent powers when it comes to vampires.  However if you can somehow get it to ingest some of the artifact,  or stake them with it, then they will die.  This includes religious texts such as Bibles, along with other things like crosses, crucifixes, Jesus statues, etc.  The power of these artifacts comes from the collective consciousness of the human masses believing in a certain religion.  This is made possible since the foundation of our reality and magic, in general, is pure thought. However, the user themselves must have some level of faith in the holy weapon they are wielding for maximum effectiveness. For instance, an Athiest scientist might find themselves in some level of hot water if they came across a vampire and only had a religious weapon to use!  Since Christianity is the most believed in religion, its artifacts tend to be the most effective at repelling and killing. Again, however, a powerfully faithful believer can use any religions weapons with extreme prejudice!

9.) Vampire Expiration By Holy Water:  Holy Water is formed when a priest of any religion blesses normal water in the name of their God(s), or Goddess(s).  This is another religious artifact that repels vampires but if you trick them into ingesting, or inject them with holy water then it’s burst into hellish unholy fire time.  The death will be slow and beyond excruciating which would be perfect for a vampire who may have mercilessly tormented you and your loved ones.  If you want an instant death then find a way to dunk them into a body of holy water. The old church baptism pool can come in handy for this type of thing!  A Priest should have the power to bless a large tank or even a small pond.  For larger bodies of water it may take a number of Priests to create holy lakes or seas.

10.) Vampire Death By Magic: This method of vampirical death is only possible for those who practice the various magical arts whether they be witches, warlocks, wizards, sorcerers, or some manner of magical being.  Vampires may be the hunter when it comes to human prey but in the paranormal world they aren’t Gods, and sometimes they can end up being the prey for beings more powerful than themselves. Especially humans who possess knowledge of true magic.  Virtually all vampires on Earth are born beholden to a magical global curse that denies them entry into any private home without first receiving an invitation.  This is where their vulnerability to magic begins and allows for various creative spells and potions to eradicate them. This also includes those whose bodies are imbued with active magical powers which usually encompass the various forms of Psychokinesis. In addition, very ancient vampires of the first generations have some immunity to magic just as they have some immunity to the various methods of vampire murder mentioned on this page.  Luckily the odds are slim you would run across one of them.

Human science in top-secret circles has been looking into technological ways to eradicate the vampire infestation our planet suffers from.  Both government scientists and privately funded cryptozoologists are devising an anti-virus to the supernatural vampire virus that might someday de-transform a vampire.  This certainly is a possibility in the pre-vampire stage after recently dying and having vampire blood, laced with the demonic vampire virus, introduced into their system.  In addition, vampire vaccines are on the horizon to protect us all from the nocturnal living dead threat.

There are also various weapons being developed for military applications by the US Paranormal Defense Agency that might kill vampires.  Weapons that rip apart a body at the cellular or even atomic level have a great chance of success.  Cryptozoologists are also looking into what aspect of the sun causes vampire extermination so it can be duplicated into a solar ray gun of some type.  It’s not known what effect highly concentrated laser light, via a laser gun, would have on a vampire but it’s a fair bet that a pure energy weapon or any device that could instantly disintegrate someone would indeed do the same to a vampire.

Within the current realm of reality it’s plausible that a grenade, rocket launcher, or some other high yield explosive could exterminate a vampire.  Although there is no reliable evidence to substantiate the effectiveness of explosives.  Certainly, it would work if the head was blown clean off.  Naturally, it’s safe to assume that a nuclear blast near ground zero would indeed finish off a filthy bloodsucking fiend.

In conclusion, this article is meant for informational purposes only.  I the author am not responsible for any harm that may come to you or others when engaging in deadly combat with the living dead.  The valuable information provided within is no substitute for trained paranormal professionals which may include vampire slayers, vampire hunters, general paranormal investigators, and of course practitioners of the white and dark magics.  By reading this article you agree that the utilization of this information is at your own risk.  Risk of death or risk of joining the ranks of the evil living dead in their dark immortal journey to hell and beyond!  If you should end up in a showdown with a vampire may your guardian angel protect you and of course may God have mercy on your immortal soul!  [Twitter] [Facebook]

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