Syrian Goddess Atargatis Manifests In A Bewitchingly Beautiful Form

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After an extensive investigation, we have discovered that the infamous ancient Goddess Of Syria, Atargatis, has returned to Earth in a beguiling physical form that is currently enchanting many thousands of viewers on Youtube.  She goes by the name of “Syrian Girl” presumably to adhere to The Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  Her mission seems to be the exposure of the New World Order and saving the citizens of Syria who she adores.  Despite the lack of worship in modern times, she promised the ancient Syrians who worshiped her that she’d always protect them, and their ancestors for all time to the best of her abilities.  However, like other Earthly Gods, their power fades in this reality as worships declines since the power of human pure thought via their souls nourishes the Gods and Goddesses.  Now the strife in Syria has led to many calling out for help from the Heavens.  Atargatis, aka Syrian Girl, has heard the cries, and with all the power of her sheer will, she materialized within our reality ready to do what she can.

With limited powers, she cannot simply take down the vast sea of evildoers who torment her people.   Her current powers are more localized and akin to an amazing super-human. She has gone out onto the streets and taken down several dozen armed men at a time but that just isn’t enough.  So she started a Youtube channel and is currently utilizing her amazing charm, and enchanting beauty to educate the masses on the real stories behind the violence in Syria, and around the world.  All of which are linked to the NWO, and the nations they control.  As the legend of Syrian Girl and her true Goddess identity grow so does her power.  It’s only a matter of time before the human believers refuel her Goddess powers, and allow her to exact vengeance on those who would wish her Syrian brothers, and sisters ill will.

The Factions Of Supernatural Evil Amass Power As The Forces Of Good Prepare For A Fight

Rumors indicate she is in talks with other Earthy Gods, which include various Pagan, Greek, Roman, and others.  The ancient Gods aren’t happy with the Illuminati, including their demon, and alien allies, who wish to drake the globe in a cloak of eternal darkness that will wipes out the vast majority of humankind, and enslave the rest forever.  The Gods and Goddesses feel this is their planet, and their people to rule over in a mostly benevolent manner.  Certainly, the Earth itself, the body of the Goddess Gaia, has had enough of the Illuminati’s evil corporations, and governments desecrating her while also creating hell on Earth for countless humans in third world countries.  This is why we see ever-growing Earthquakes and violent weather around the planet.  As Armageddon comes to a head the various paranormal factions fight for global supremacy.  They include, but are not limited to, the following:

  • The Heavenly Faction: Including the Omniversal God, and Angels.  Many human, and supernatural forces of good stand with them ready to serve the cause as well.  On Earth, the recognized leader is Santa Claus.
  • The Illuminati Faction:  Which is lead by the Devil, and his demonic minions.  On Earth, human royals, and billionaires are his instrument for destruction.  This includes the various mega multinational corporations and banks which control many of the governments on Earth.  Reptilian aliens from Andromeda originally evolved on ancient earth, have t thrown their hat in with them as well.  The vampire royals and other evil paranormal entities also back them as well.
  • The Earthly Gods Faction:  They have yet to unify, and define a command structure since Gods don’t often get along well with their huge egos, and delusions of grandeur due to the power they wield.
  • The Anti-Claus Faction: Santa’s Clauses evil twin brother, and his magical minions wish to rule Earth as well.
  • The Dimitri Diablo Faction:  He wishes to take over the planet virtually alone with his amazing Sorcery powers.  However, he does have allies as well.
  • Extraterrestrial Factions:  Various other aliens wish to take over Earth.  This includes the infamous alien abductors known as the Grey’s who recently seemed willing to work with the Illuminati.
  • Inter-dimensional Being Factions: This includes the Jinn, aka unbottled-unlamped Genies, sometimes seen as shadow people in our dimension.  There are also other beings of unknown origin.

So as you can see Syrian Goddess Girl has her work cut out for her in this dangerous paranormal planet infested with forces of evil hell-bent on destroying humanity, and the jewel of the Milky Way, Goddess Gaia Planet Earth.  We wish Atargatis all the best in her quest to save Syria, and humankind as well.  We here at Mystic Investigations stand ready to enter in battle with her at our side to repel the factions of diabolical forces whose nefarious plans must be halted at all costs to save us all!

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Cryptogeologists Say Clintonville, Wisconsin Booming Earthquake Caused By An Angry Gaia

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Cryptogeology is the study of the planet as a living entity, and the hidden geological effects of various paranormal, and magical entities.  Cryptozoologists believe that the Earth itself is actually the ancient Goddess known as Gaia which we might more widely know as Mother Nature or Mother Earth.  Metascientists believe that the numerous Earthquakes and storm activity we’ve been seeing in recent decades is the result of the angry Goddess Gaia whose had enough of the abuse taken upon her bodily form by humankind, and even supernatural beings as well.  Since the power of the various Gods comes from the number of people who worship them, Gaia is quite weakened in these modern times.  Just as virtually nobody worships her son the Greek God Zeus so do few worship her anymore.  So she can only manifest her rage in isolated places through her physical body which is the entire planet Earth.  If she had her full power she could cause more calamity, and even bring about an apocalypse.

Cryptogeologists along with top practitioners of magic (witches, wizards, and sorcerers), and psychics have contacted Gaia on numerous occasions.  She has on a rare few materialized in a human bodily form to let it be known her disgust for the atrocities wrought upon her very soul which is the heart of this Earth.  Not only crimes against nature but crimes against humanity as well.  The Goddess loathes the mindless bloodshed of wars.  Especially those waged in the false name of humanitarian aid.  Her issue isn’t with the bulk of humanity but those in the wealth elite class that rape, and pillage this planet through their multinational corporations, and banks.  The ones that manipulate the corporatist governments of the world.  She implores all of humanity to take back their governments from these greedy bloodthirsty forces of evil, and restore peace, tranquility, and harmony to Mother Earth.  The bodily vessel she is tied to for all eternity in which she suffers due to evil upper echelon humans, and also the demonic forces they’re in league with.

Earthquakes are a common method to show her angst, and in the case of the Clintonville Wisconsin Earthquake, which is a place you wouldn’t expect an Earthquake to strike, it seems a Circle Of Wizards were in town tapping into a power source that could be considered a vulnerable part of the Goddesses nervous system.  It’s no coincidence that it was the vernal equinox within the witching hour.  This is when the birth of Spring causes a power surge in the Earth that practitioners of magic might take advantage of.  Usually, witches celebrate Mother Earth in the festival of Ostara which helps strengthen her.  However, these wicked wizards had a dark agenda to use her life giving power to wreak havoc upon the Earth.  Luckily they weren’t powerful enough to complete their nefarious plans as Gaia let loose a series of loud thunderous booms along side a relatively minor Earthquake that was a 1.5 magnitude on the Richter Scale.  Although minor in shaking, the sonic booms scared the hell out of the pathetic wizards who were seen by resident of the small town scattering about in their black robes screaming.

All but one disappeared into the night.  The captured wizard was detained by a farmer who found him cowering in his barn.  He held him at gun point and called the police.  The Wizards name was Dean Tannenbaum, a 20 year old college student at UW-Madison who dabbled in the dark arts, and who was found wearing a black robe with Satanic symbols on it.  He also had a book in his possession called, ” A Wizards Guide To Exploiting Gaia”.  Police arrested him for trespassing, and criminal mischief.  He is currently being held in jail because his parents refuse to pay the bail.  Apparently, his wizard buddies abandoned him as well.  He refused to share any detail with the police about what he was doing that night.  Alhtrough, a savvy paranormal investigator named Al Summers, a member of the Waupaca County Werewolf Society posed as an FBI agent to get in, and interview the wizard Tannenbaum.  Posing as FBI or other law enforcement is a common method for paranormal investigators to complete their missions in service to humanity since the government doesn’t seem interested in meeting this need.

After being grilled by Summers for an hour the wicked wizard finally revealed the true nature of his nocturnal exploits.  Summers then released the information on the Paranormal Activity Network (PAN).  An information clearing house for supernatural researchers to share information around the world.  Summers himself is actually a Werewolf who has complete control over his transformations, and he let Tannenbaum get a brief glimpse of the monstrous terror.  Then Summers made it clear that it would be best if  Tannenbaum, and his low level Wizards Circle were to disband and leave magic behind forever.  The wizard seemed visibly shaken and promised his days of dabbling in the dark arts were over.  Al Summers is currently on the trail of the other wizards due to having their scent.  When he finds them he will issuing similar warnings to the other Wizards.  Mystic Investigations commends Al Summers for his fine work in the battle against evil.

UPDATE: Apparently the booming isn’t over in Clintonville.  Once again numerous residents heard the loud sounds on March 27th as the witching hour approached.  We contacted Al Summers, and he says The Waupaca County Werewolf Society are looking into this.  Including an in-depth interview with all the wizards involved in the last incident.  Al is pretty sure this recent incident is not caused by the wizards who are still scared out of their wits from the first booming Earthquake.  We have reports of other paranormal investigators swooping into Clintonville to investigate as well.  If these mysterious incidents continue Mystic Investigations will travel to Wisconsin to get to the bottom of this.  Clearly, someone is aggravating Mother Earth, and they need to be stopped!

SECONDARY UPDATE: The conclusion of supernatural investigators is that the additional mini Earthquakes were caused by magical aftershocks.  Goddess Gaia’s physical body, Planet Earth, re-adjusting itself after the intrusive mystical disturbance of the foolish wizards.

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British Lamb Virus The Result Of Supernatural Sorcery

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The Schmallenberg Virus killing cattle on 83 British farms so far has been a mystery.  However, we have uncovered the source as being supernatural in nature.  The virus first emerged last year in Germany, and the Netherlands with moderate symptoms before it mysteriously cleared up.  No livestock were shipped to Britain so this recent more deadly outbreak appears spontaneous in nature.  Still, they have one thing in common.  A diabolical Sorcerer named Dimitri Diablo.

The Sorcerer Diablo is known throughout the paranormal community as one of the chief paragons of pure evil.  He’s so evil in fact that he doesn’t even care about money.  On one occasion he magically burst several millions of dollars into flames when a gang of criminal Warlocks challenged his authority.  His MO is always about inflicting pain, and misery on humans, and animals as well.  He’d like to see nothing better than humanity wiped out along with the entire planet being scorched to ashes so he can re-make it in his own image.  His megalomania, delusions of grandeur, and aspirations to Godhood status are so beyond legendary that he boldly spits in the face of the demonic underworld overlords who ultimately rule over the dark beings of the paranormal planet.  Despite having some things in common with the top .0001% billionaire plutocratic elites who run the human world, and are in league with the demonic, he loathes them as well.

Dimitri was born in New Spain, aka Mexico, in 1666.  Yes you heard right folks he’s 346 years old.  His immortality is magical based rather than genetic.   His father was a powerful Russian wizard, named Ivan Yefimovich, who was an ancestor of the infamous Rasputin, and his mother a Mayan Witchdoctor, named Ixchel, who secretly continued her traditions amid the rule of Spanish Conquistadors.  Despite Spanish rule over New Spain the Russian Ivan was able to enter the land freely since powerful practitioners of magic could travel anywhere on Earth without having to answer to human governments or warriors.  He had traveled there looking for rare magical herbs for a potion when he came across the beautiful Ixchel.  He eventually married her, and they had little Dimitri who displayed evil characteristics from an early age.  An evil that actually turned out good on some occasions such as when he couldn’t take the bullying of Conquistadors standing it his quest for power.  They say he was instrumental in driving Spain out of what eventually became Mexico.  However this doesn’t make up for his centuries of mystical atrocities throughout the world.  The hellish acts that justify the Diablo surname he gave himself.

The Schmallenberg Virus is just one small sample of his evil handy works.  Cryptozoologists have studied the virus, and concluded it’s a supernatural bio-warfare experiment.  He’s clearly trying to engineer a paranormal super virus to wipe out what he calls the plague of humankind that infests the planet.  He wants the Earth to be ruled under his magical iron fist with most of the populace being supernatural beings while a small number of humans remain as slaves.  The animal deaths, and deformed births are his first experiments before he upgrades to human trials.  This sinister sorcerer must be stopped at all costs.  This is why there are multiple bounties on his head from various shadow governments, and supernatural organizations from around the world.

The largest reward for the capture or killing of Dimitri Diablo is offered by one of the most powerful Sorcerers on Earth, Ian McTavish of the world renowned McTavish International Academy Of Magical Sciences located in the highlands of Scotland.  Ian is an immortal born in 1142, and one of the few good Sorcerers on Earth.  He is offering a bounty on Diablo’s head that is equivalent to 42 million dollars.  It will be paid in the form of gold coins Ian has collected over the centuries.  Ian himself sometimes goes on sabbatical when he gets a lead on Diablo.  Certainly, if one man could take down the quintessence of evil it would be the powerful Ian McTavish.  Thus far nobody has come close to capturing or even finding the elusive Dimitri Diablo.  This is in part due to there being no known photo or even illustration of him.  It would be futile however since he magically changes his appearance all the time.  if you have any leads on this menace to humankind then reply here so the appropriate paranormal powers can be contacted.  We will keep you apprised of any updates on the hunt for Diablo

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