Dimensional Phase Shifter Robs Convenience Store

The Powers That Be have betrayed themselves by removing the video this article is based on. Thankfully we have a partial gif capture placed above instead. You can still see the whole video on the Internet Archive here…

The video above captures a homeless man awakened by a hooded individual walking through the solid glass door, and window of a convenience store. We authenticated this video, and it appears the hooded man has some manner of dimensional phase-shifting powers. This ability allows a person to slightly alter the frequency vibrations of the energy strings within their body well beyond the sub-atomic level.  This power works through the Chakra’s that connect biological energy with the metaphysical. Somewhere in between lies physical non-biological energy strings that are the foundation of all matter in this reality. If their vibrating frequency is altered just slightly one can pass through all solid matter.

With practice, the quantum level alterations can be enough to phase into a Parallel Universe.  Clearly, the man in the video uses his power rather casually as his method of survival.  In this case, he grabbed one item to eat. He’s probably careful not to steal anything too large so the US Paranormal Defense Agency, or private paranormal organizations, don’t come after him. Of course, he might want to check for cameras when using his amazing ability. In addition, you’ll notice the flickering lights, and video which would be the norm as he would be giving off a lot of electromagnetic energy while using his special supernatural abilities.

If you spot this man report him to the nearest paranormal investigations organization or skilled practitioner of magic. He doesn’t appear dangerous but if faced with capture he could plausibly use his power to alter other people’s vibrational energy. His body is adapted for that but the average person could suffer catastrophic health issues including seizures, and heart attacks! One could also possibly find themselves permanently out of phase with our reality. In essence becoming a living ghost unable to survive since they can’t touch matter including food, and water. Another issue would be perpetually sinking into the Earth until you just ended up floating in the center forever! In rare cases, an attack could send someone into a parallel Universe or even an alternate dimension of potential hell!

Update: Patch Logo On Paranormal Robbers Clothing
Paranormal Patch
The logo appears to be from a relatively new paranormal group known as the Transatlantic Triads. Basically, a criminal gang of young people with supernatural powers actively recruiting on the US East Coast, Western Europe, and everywhere in between.  So far their thefts are petty but they’re looking to raise funds, and make a big name for themselves in the paranormal community. The only positive thing we can say is they serve themselves, and not demons, or other higher dimensional entities of evil!⚡️


Richard Simmons Held Hostage By Voodoo Witch Doctor!

Big Richard SimmonsFitness guru Richard Simmons has withdrawn from his normal routine, and remained hidden from the public for the past two years.  The normally social, and outgoing Simmons hasn’t left his house in that time, and has refused all communications from friends along with family as well.  Some have conjectured it could be depression while others have suspected he’s being held against his will! When last seen he looked frail, pale, and weak.  Our insider paranormal sources have learned that Simmons had forged a friendship with a Hollywood Voodoo Witch Doctor named Abelhoffer.  Upon further investigation we’ve discovered that Abelhoffer is notorious for extorting money, and siphoning metaphysical energy from celebrities.

Basically Abelhoffer curses the unsuspecting celebrity, and then moves in with them taking over their lives.  Famous people in general have a high level of metaphysical energy channeled through their Chakra’s courtesy of so much of the human collective consciousness focused on them. In other words the astral energy of countless fans, or anyone who even thinks of Simmons for a moment, is funneled into him.  This can make for powerful magics if collected properly.  Abelhoffer has mastered the art of metaphysical energy siphoning via crystals, and voodoo dolls targeting the Chakra’s. This not only takes the extra enchanted celebrity energy but also the very energy of the persons soul.  This is why Simmon’s looked so terrible when last seen.  The sapping of ones supernatural soul energy takes away the biological energy from their cells causing rapid physical, and mental deterioration!

There’s rumors that the Beverly Hills Supernatural Society(BHSS) has been hired by concerned friends to storm Simmon’s house, and save him! Thus far some manner of mystical shielding is preventing anyone from entering the property.  The BHSS is a team of supernatural specialists led by the Sorcerer Janis Pentalamb.  Hopefully her powers alone can trump a Voodoo Witch Doctor!  When we contacted BHSS they elected to make no comment on the record about the Richard Simmons situation.  We will keep you apprised of the supernatural situation as updates become available!

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What’s Behind The Recent Dolphin Killings?

There have been a number of recent dolphin slayings on the US Gulf Coast.  These include the use of guns, and sharp implements in a despicable spree of mutilations upon some of the most intelligent and friendly creatures on Earth.  Dolphins are known to be close companions of Mermaids and Merman.  In fact, most descendants of the lost continent of Atlantis have one as a free-range pet of sorts. During childhood, a dolphin will choose a mermaid child and become psychically connected to them for life.  Although the marine mammal is free they tend to spend a lot of time with the Mermaid, and both can call to each other telepathically.  The loyalty of these special dolphins is rewarded with immortality, or at least the same life expectancy as their Mermaid friend.  Since Mermaids are immortal, yet not invincible, an eternity of friendship is possible.  However, if the Mermaid dies then the dolphin will lose their immortal status and die a natural death.  If they are well past their natural life expectancy of no more than 50 years then they will die within hours of the magical bond being broken.  If the dolphin is killed the Mermaid will not lose its immortality and die.  They will however become extremely depressed and may contemplate ending their life. Sometimes they turn to magic in order to resurrect their beloved companion.

Mystic Investigations has a road team in the Gulf area investigating these outrageous atrocities! We’re also in contact with other paranormal investigators in the area.  Our preliminary findings indicate that a dark practitioner of magic is behind the heinous acts of Dolphincide.  A sinister Caucasian male has been spotted near some of the scenes of these horrifying incidents.  He sports a red pentagram-Devil tattoo and was wearing a black robe and hood like that of a monk.  We believe he’s looking for these unique mystical dolphins in order to either gain access to the Mermaid via the magical symbiotic bond or looking to activate a powerful spell of some type.  This could involve a personal quest for immortality or higher magics through sacrifices of sacred beings to demons.  This sick individual is thought to be a Warlock, and his mutilations seem to suggest a magical test to determine if the dolphins are enchanted by Mermaids.

If you spot a suspicious individual near a seashore or out in the ocean on a boat then immediately call your local paranormal investigators or a good practitioner of real magic. Do not approach the denizen of darkness as he is armed and extremely dangerous.  If his weapons fail him he will more than likely resort to magic as a defensive tool.  If humans don’t apprehend him then he will probably slip up and be taken down to the dark depths of the supernatural seas by vengeful Mermaids He’s also in danger of incurring the wrath of Sea Gods or Goddesses.  This horrific serial killer must be stopped from taking advantage of the curious playful natures of Mother Earth’s most prized creations!