Are There Supernatural Creatures Tying Knots In Everything Along With Pilfering My Belongings?
Many have wondered why so many things form knots seemingly out of thin air with such ease. Whether it’s your archaic land-line phone cord, appliance cords, extension cords, miscellaneous wires, or cables, and even your own hair. The truth is that much of the time these knots are created by beings invisible to human eyes due to them vibrating, and/or moving at a high rate of speed. In this case the culprits are the Immortal paranormal creatures known as Imps. Imps are the lowest level of demons. So low in fact that they are barely considered evil, and fall into the merely malicious category. Hell barely acknowledges what they consider their pathetic existence! However some have been known to push the envelope in an effort to curry the favor of full fledged demons.
What Are Imps?
The origins of Imps appear to be a mating between fairies, and demons in the ancient history of Earth. Despite being a Demon-Fairy Hybrid they display more demonic characteristics, and their DNA is more closely matched to the denizens of damnation. They are only slightly bigger than a standard nature fairy yet much smaller than a Leprechaun. Like fairies Imps have a general human like appearance except for the pointy ears, sinister looking eyes that often glow various colors, and sharp fangs that can barely be felt when they bite a human. The more ancient, and powerful Imps also display small demon like horns on their upper forehead. Imp bites only result in those random itches you get every so often. In some cases those supposed spider bites you wake up with are them as well! Imp’s also have bat like wings which afford them fast flight about the night which is their favorite time to shine. Flight that allows them to move at such supernatural speed that no human eye can catch them in their various nefarious acts. One of which is tying everything they can into knots for no reason other than to annoy us humans. They are also responsible for those small items you inexplicably lose for no reason. Most certainly that sock missing from it’s pair after the laundry is completed!
Imps are jealous of humans since we apparently rejected their ominous overtures of friendship countless thousands of years ago. Ancients lived in fear of many supernatural beings, and they had no interest in being friends with Imps. Especially with all the pranks they pulled on humans for their own amusement! Imps are lonely creatures who oddly care not for the company of their own kind. So they look to other beings for companionship which usually results in them acting as servants for magical beings which in some cases include human practitioners of magic. For reasons unknown they crave being around humans more than anything. Some Cryptozoologists have collected evidence that indicates they may act in a way similar to psychic vampires, and feed off human energy or emotion. Plausibly the emotions of confusion, and frustration as a human deals with a knot in their shoelaces, or contemplates what happened to their car keys. They certainly seem to become more energized when they perform various malevolent pranks. Pranks that sometimes gain the attention of The April Fool who some Imps see as a God.
Imps are one of the most common paranormal beings on Earth, and most people have no idea that they are all around us! There may be one in the room with you as you read this! Thankfully you should be safe most of the time as they simply want to be near humans. If this creeps you out then there are repellant measures you can take to keep them away from you, and your home. The easiest are to use things that are known to repel all forms of demonic life. This would include religious artifacts such as holy water, crosses, crucifixes, etc. Having your house blessed by a priest would help as well. Silver has also been known to deter Imps. Experienced practitioners of magic can trap them in crystal balls, and crystals in general. Especially Quartz. So most types of crystals lying about will make them nervous, and they may think twice about taking up residence in your house. High level witches, warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers can also metaphysically send Imps to the Underworld where they belong. If you actually see an Imp then you should be worried as they are purposely letting you see them. Be especially worried if they communicate with you, and say they can grant you wishes. This is a dire warning sign that they are in league with a Clurichaun, aka evil Leprechaun, or Demon, since an Imp doesn’t have such powers! Immediately contact your local Imp Trapper, Imp Slayer, or paranormal professional for help!