Digital Demonic Cyber-Monday Warning!

So maybe you skipped the frightening shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of human shoppers, zombies, vampires, and the Demon God Of Greed Mammon. A lot of bad things can happen in a chaotic crowd! There’s also the potential for demon possession when it comes to those with weak minds. Those suffering from the unfortunate mental condition of greed and a lust for material items they don’t really need. The misguided individuals with such malevolence in their hearts that they are compelled to injure innocent people who get in the way of their supposedly sweet shopping deals.  It seems sitting in the safety of your home and shopping the dynamic deals of Cyber Monday on the internet is the way to go.  Sure it’s a lot safer but there are still risks as you furiously click away adding items to your virtual shopping carts as you whip out your credit card!

Cyber-Demonic Dangers!

The risk of Cyber-Monday includes the aforementioned demonic possession for the simple minded overwhelmed by a lust for luxury items.  There are indeed Cyber Demons within cyberspace. Those dark spirits who can’t quite make it into our reality completely and end up as paranormal binary data forms on the internet. This makes sense when you consider that everything in our physical reality is ultimately composed of Non-Corporeal Energy which is, in essence, a dynamic form of data. Often they become trapped in the unfamiliar reality.  They are bound by the limits of the world wide web, hardware, and various software platforms. However, they can still be diabolically dangerous! Even more alarming is a new form of magic in which dark practitioners of magic or even demons themselves are writing intricate AI code that they breath life into. In essence creating new cyber-demonic life! Their own private minions ready to dominate and corrupt the future virtual reality holographic internet!

Demons Enter The Digital Age

The Demon God Mammon has also been known to possess internet server’s so he can make his way to potential victims IP Addresses.  Demons such as Mammon don’t keep it old school and are deep down with the in things to perpetuate their dark diabolical deeds to the modern fullest!  These powerful Cyber Demons get very angry if they can’t possess you.  Possession failure happens more often over the internet than directly in physical reality because the evil entities are more weakened in a digital form.  Although, a burst of demonic rage over their internet inadequacy could equal at the least a bad software virus or at the most a major hardware meltdown as seen in the photo at the top of this page. Certainly being near that explosive event or getting an electrical shock is a very real risk as the forces of darkness expand their virtual reign!

How Do Digital Demons Possess A Human

Demons who merely haunt the web while still existing in the metaphysical world simply use their Cyber form to brainwash your mind. Once weakened enough they will perform a standard direct possession. True Cyber-Demons will sometimes have the assistance of a real world demon to pass the possession off to. It’s considered a living sacrifice and the Cyber-Demon is rewarded with power and a promise to be released from their computerized prison someday. If it is merely a lone virtual demon then on screen hypnosis and WiFi connections are their entry into your mind, body, and soul! The high-frequency electromagnetic waves of WiFi act as a conduit for higher dimensional cyber entities to enter your sub-conscious That is where perplexing possession begins.  The risk of demonic possession is particularly high while sleeping as your sub-conscious manages your greedy material possessed thoughts of the day.  Be sure to sleep far away from the WiFi or turn it off. Ethernet connections are best. Certainly use of mobile devices is a risk on this malevolent Monday! Read The Rest Of This Paranormal Activity Forecast…

Cyber-Monday At Mystic Investigations

Cyber Monday Toy Deals!
Our employees are given 15 minutes every two hours to personally peruse the internet for Cyber-Monday Deals. All our computers are cyber-vaccinated with the latest magical anti-demonic software along with being blessed by a Priest. There are also protection spells in place. Employees may also take turns on Cyber-Patrol duty and shop on websites as they officially look for signs of trouble. Some are also assigned to our Cyber-Phone Center on this dangerous day. While waiting for calls they are allowed to shop as well. Generally, we get information on the type of entity inhabiting ones computer and then we design an anti-viral type program to deal with the supernatural scourge. Tougher cases require us or our partners in other communities to make a house call to exorcise the Cyber-Demon.

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