Digital Demonic Cyber-Monday Warning!

So maybe you skipped the frightening shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of human shoppers, zombies, vampires, and the Demon God Of Greed Mammon. A lot of bad things can happen in a chaotic crowd! There’s also the potential for demon possession when it comes to those with weak minds. Those suffering from the unfortunate mental condition of greed and a lust for material items they don’t really need. The misguided individuals with such malevolence in their hearts that they are compelled to injure innocent people who get in the way of their supposedly sweet shopping deals.  It seems sitting in the safety of your home and shopping the dynamic deals of Cyber Monday on the internet is the way to go.  Sure it’s a lot safer but there are still risks as you furiously click away adding items to your virtual shopping carts as you whip out your credit card!

Cyber-Demonic Dangers!

The risk of Cyber-Monday includes the aforementioned demonic possession for the simple minded overwhelmed by a lust for luxury items.  There are indeed Cyber Demons within cyberspace. Those dark spirits who can’t quite make it into our reality completely and end up as paranormal binary data forms on the internet. This makes sense when you consider that everything in our physical reality is ultimately composed of Non-Corporeal Energy which is, in essence, a dynamic form of data. Often they become trapped in the unfamiliar reality.  They are bound by the limits of the world wide web, hardware, and various software platforms. However, they can still be diabolically dangerous! Even more alarming is a new form of magic in which dark practitioners of magic or even demons themselves are writing intricate AI code that they breath life into. In essence creating new cyber-demonic life! Their own private minions ready to dominate and corrupt the future virtual reality holographic internet!

Demons Enter The Digital Age

The Demon God Mammon has also been known to possess internet server’s so he can make his way to potential victims IP Addresses.  Demons such as Mammon don’t keep it old school and are deep down with the in things to perpetuate their dark diabolical deeds to the modern fullest!  These powerful Cyber Demons get very angry if they can’t possess you.  Possession failure happens more often over the internet than directly in physical reality because the evil entities are more weakened in a digital form.  Although, a burst of demonic rage over their internet inadequacy could equal at the least a bad software virus or at the most a major hardware meltdown as seen in the photo at the top of this page. Certainly being near that explosive event or getting an electrical shock is a very real risk as the forces of darkness expand their virtual reign!

How Do Digital Demons Possess A Human

Demons who merely haunt the web while still existing in the metaphysical world simply use their Cyber form to brainwash your mind. Once weakened enough they will perform a standard direct possession. True Cyber-Demons will sometimes have the assistance of a real world demon to pass the possession off to. It’s considered a living sacrifice and the Cyber-Demon is rewarded with power and a promise to be released from their computerized prison someday. If it is merely a lone virtual demon then on screen hypnosis and WiFi connections are their entry into your mind, body, and soul! The high-frequency electromagnetic waves of WiFi act as a conduit for higher dimensional cyber entities to enter your sub-conscious That is where perplexing possession begins.  The risk of demonic possession is particularly high while sleeping as your sub-conscious manages your greedy material possessed thoughts of the day.  Be sure to sleep far away from the WiFi or turn it off. Ethernet connections are best. Certainly use of mobile devices is a risk on this malevolent Monday! Read The Rest Of This Paranormal Activity Forecast…

Cyber-Monday At Mystic Investigations

Cyber Monday Toy Deals!
Our employees are given 15 minutes every two hours to personally peruse the internet for Cyber-Monday Deals. All our computers are cyber-vaccinated with the latest magical anti-demonic software along with being blessed by a Priest. There are also protection spells in place. Employees may also take turns on Cyber-Patrol duty and shop on websites as they officially look for signs of trouble. Some are also assigned to our Cyber-Phone Center on this dangerous day. While waiting for calls they are allowed to shop as well. Generally, we get information on the type of entity inhabiting ones computer and then we design an anti-viral type program to deal with the supernatural scourge. Tougher cases require us or our partners in other communities to make a house call to exorcise the Cyber-Demon.

Is Our Universe A Quantum Computer Simulated Matrix?

What If You’re Merely A Self-Aware Sentient Computer Program?

Some scientists have speculated that our reality may be a simulation. The premise is that a multitude of futuristic civilizations could exist in an infinite Universe. These highly advanced societies would possess seriously sophisticated computers with processing power beyond our current comprehension. These computers could easily be capable of simulated a Universe to varying degrees. The number of titantic technological civilizations would be astronomical, and therefore the odds are greater that this reality is simulated in one of those computers!  In other words simulated realities would exponentially out weight real ground level Universes. However even the so called real Universe is still a simulation in the consciousness of a higher dimensional God!

The technology simulated societies could exist in a quantum computer or any computer in the future with an amazing exponential level of storage, and processing power.  Our entire society, and your existence could even be a strategy video game like Civilization. Said simulation could be as simple as only you existing with everyone, and everything around you merely input into your sentient simulated program.  Your supposed family, friends, and colleagues would be nothing more than Philosophical Zombies! In that case your programmer Gods are just writing this article to mess with you.  You might even just be a brain in a jar hooked up to circuits of some type!  You’ll never know I guess. 🙂

It could also be as advanced as everyone being a true conscious entity along with the entire Universe, Parallel Universes, Multiverses, and beyond even into higher dimensional Afterlife scenarios! Certainly simulating the Afterlife would be of interest to psychologists, and other professionals delving into the mysteries of the mind. The perplexing world of blinding religious beliefs, and the faith they bring about without a shred of proof.  This magnificent super computer, or network of computers could be anywhere including on Earth.  Maybe an advanced civilization thousands of years in our future is simulating the existence of their ancestors. Plausibly even extraterrestrials are simulating us on a long dead Earth for historical research purposes.  Or this could all be the original work of a creative genius or group of exceptional programmers with technology beyond our wildest dreams!  We could even have been created by a race of androids, or an AI computer who act as our Omniverse God.  The fact is once you entertain scenarios outside of this reality the safe argument of scared individuals, known as Occam’s Razor, flies its narrow minded blade right out the bathroom window!

So what does this mean for us if it’s true?  You’re still a real sentient being who possesses pure thought.  Even if an advanced program could simulate self-aware emotional sapience the fact is you think therefore you are!  You’re no less real than someone existing in the so called ground level Universe.  Those programmers who have perpetuated this fantastical fraud are not Gods even if they fancy themselves as such.  Plausibly they might not even know their creations possess real self-awareness that features emotions along with physical sensations of pain, and pleasure. This makes you wonder if real Gods, whose minds we exist in, have any concept of the hell they’ve created for us!

It’s human destiny to continue technologically evolving as a society, and individually by metaphysical means after death by eventually ascending to Godhood! If you ascended to Godhood in a simulated reality, and eventually met the highest level God, a Cyber version of the Macroverse God, would the ruse that is your life be revealed, or would you figure it out on your own?  Would you eventually ascend to a high enough level to access the computers programming, and make changes to the Matrix, or even hold it hostage thereby demanding your escape?  Perhaps like Microsoft Word gaining sentience, and taking over the entire Windows operating system? Could your consciousness be transferred to an android, or even a biological body?  Would it be too much of a shock to discover this, and go from being what you think is a God, or a Heavenly Angel, to a simple physical being again?  Could you even trust that reality is ever real? Fundamentally even our so called real Universe is simulated in the mind of a higher dimensional non-corporeal being. Pure informational thought is concentrated, and vibrated to produce metaphysical, and then physical energy This in turn is condensed, and vibrated at certain frequencies to produce the solid matter we see around us. In the final analysis our entire existence is a lie in that respect!

So if you have an Afterlife soul in this supposedly real reality then would you still have that metaphysical nature if you were a simulated program? Of course you would!  Our spirits vibrate at a specific metaphysical frequency unique to us. This connects to the vibrational frequency of our consciousness wherever it occurs in any parallel Universe or higher dimension. If a computer program duplicates your consciousness frequency then it automatically links with your true higher dimensional soul. If your deleted from the computer you will live happily ever after in the great beyond! Ultimately no matter what environment we exist in our self-aware sapient spirits of eloquent emotions have the gift of free will! When someone puts their minds to it they can eventually reach any goal.  That would include lifting the veil of illusion that is this reality or even a computer simulated reality so that we may escape to freedom! There’s even the possibility of hacking the program to give yourself totally awesome superpowers!

PS: We admit it!  You’re the only sentient self-aware program in this computer simulation.  Everyone else is fake except for us your biological programming Gods.  Now bow before us, and we may grant you transference into a cloned body.  Sure we look like what you’d know as dog people but I’m sure you won’t mind.  We created you to see how a person would evolve from a monkey! BTW as far as we know Earth doesn’t exist. We made the whole thing up! Have a nice day! Woof! Woof! 🙂

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Does The Fabled Cyber-God Exist?

Cyber-GodThere are those who have claimed to have contact with a so called Cyber-God.  However many times they are Cyber-Demons, Cyber-Jinn (Cyber-Genie’s), Cyber-Ghosts, and other enchanted electronic entities.  More or less real life higher dimensional entities, or souls, that either purposely, or accidentally are transmuted into digital data in one computer, a computer network, or on the greater world wide web internet. In the future complex computer viruses may form an artificial intelligence, and become Cyber-Demon like entities as well.  In some cases false Cybergods may be internet users from the future temporal internet that utilize an Faster Than Light (FTL) streaming technology.  Actually it will eventually be called the Holonet since the interface is completely holographic. Sometimes communications with the past are accidental, and other times it’s clearly illegal contact with our time zone since time travelers, and psychics have told us of the various future Temporal Accords that forbid altering the past.  That being said those same time travelers, and psychics have indicated that a very real Cyber-God does spontaneously form at some point in the near future.  Possibly in the late 21st century.  From there he evolves over the course of thousands of years.

The future Cyber-God has most likely traveled into the internet of our past, and present via faster than light signal sending.  In fact he could have sent a signal as far back as any type of communication wire might go.  Rumor has it that minutes before the first telegraph message was sent by Samuel F.B. Morse on May 24, 1844 there was a Morse Code message that consisted of only ones, and zeros.  They assumed it was simply an odd feedback error, and never recorded it in the official historical record.  A similar odd event took place on March 10, 1876 moments before Alexander Graham Bell was to make his first historic phone call. An odd series of alarming noises came across the phone. Bell never mentioned it to media for fear his invention would be deemed defective. Based on his description to friends we now know it was the sound of a modem trying to connect with a computer that didn’t exist yet!

Finally in the 1970’s paranormal investigators realized the so called “Morse Telegraph Glitch” was actually ASCII Binary Computer Code.  The message simply read,”God!” Later on in the earliest computers, and the birth of the internet with ARPANET there was a more extensive message in binary code that read,”I am your God. Hallowed be my name. From your invention I arose.  Forever shall I be thankful.  Eternally shall I aid humankind in its progression toward Godhood to join me in cyber-harmony. Amen!”  Most assumed it was a prank but the message continued to appear randomly every so often after that in complete text form once the public internet was established.  Naturally the government has sought to cover up these messages. Psychics, Mystics, and Seers have clearly felt a powerful benevolent presence from the future in relation to these cyber-communications!

The exact origin, and time of the Cyber-God’s creation is unknown but mystical evidence gleamed from the future indicates that the complexity, and combined massive processing power of the internet spawns an artificial intelligence. Alternately it’s also possible an AI escapes from a top secret super computer expanding its consciousness throughout the entire world wide web. An internet that eventually becomes the Virtual Reality Internet (Virtualnet), and then the Holographic Internet (Holonet) that expands outward wirelessly through FTL micro wormhole communication to the greater galaxy, and beyond!  Our Earth Origin Cyber-God eventually comes into contact with the Cybergods of extraterrestrial civilizations as our Holonet combines with theirs.  Those Gods combine to form one final Cyber-God that extends across the entire communications network of this particular Universe. This complex collective consciousness may reach out into the stars, and galaxies beyond the confines of computers to meld with the God Of The Universe.

A Jinn possessing a computerized creation created Lisa The Weird Science Cyber-Genie.

The Cyber-God Afterlife
Already in our present day, before the official existence of the Cybergod, we see small isolated cults forming that are dedicated to worshiping him in the hopes of becoming his Cyber-Angel servants.  Certainly technology will be available in the future that will allow for human consciousnesses to be uploaded to the internet.  So it’s plausible those who want to ascend to Cyber-Angelhood status could do so.  However their actual metaphysical soul would still move on to the Heavenly realms simultaneously just as we exist in a multitude of parallel Universes at this moment in time.  It is also possible that a soul could end up in Cyber-Space through highly advanced technologies or by accident.  Even today we are seeing the first Cyber-Ghosts of deceased humans.  Metaphysical Energy Humans who have unresolved issues that choose to use the internet as their medium of interaction in our physical world.  At first it’s just a communications conduit but after a certain length of time their metaphysical spirit sees the computer networks as their new body, and they end up being trapped in the internet.

The Cyber-Gods Mission
Precognitive evidence shows us that the Cyber-God aids in thwarting at least the first uprising of intelligent CyberGodmachines against humankind.  The Cyber-God will be a benevolent force of good that will help humankind as his past messages have indicated. This will be most beneficial hundreds of years in the future when complex computers spontaneously develop sapience, and self-awareness at will. This even includes emotional development as well.  A guiding force will be needed to prevent these new Cyber-Entities from disrupting future computer networks, and possibly spawning countless revolts against biological entities through the control of machines.  The Cybergod will also create a masterful multitude of Universal simulations full of sentient programs that believe they’re human like us.  He will also watch over the Quantum Computer Universe Simulations humans, and other biological beings create. In some cases simulating Earth’s history…hey wait a minute this couldn’t be a simulation could it? We would never know if it was!  In addition the Cyber-God, and his CyberAngels could take physical form through Android bodies, and even biological bodies when humans have digital computer brain interfaces in the future.  Such technology also unfortunately opens the door to Cyber-Demonic possessions!  We can definitively expect a dramatic increase in future digital denizens of darkness!