Abominable Snowman Creates Snow Rollers

Snow Rollers are supposedly a rare meteorological condition in which certain types of wet snow are picked up by brisk winds. These wondrous winds actually roll them into layered snowballs that may resemble a Swiss Roll , doughnut, or roll of carpet. This meticulous looking coil of snow somehow manages to be neater than a human rolling snow into a snowman! The seemingly natural event is in reality a paranormal phenomenon. The truth is that the astral spirits of Abominable Snowmen create Snow Rollers.  Abominable Snowmen, aka Yeti, are in a constant violent state when awake.  They yearn to viciously hunt down, and kill anything that moves. This constant agitated state can eventually have a negative effect on their brain even if it is paranormal.

Cryptozoological research studies have found that Yeti enter a special relaxing REM dream state while sleeping.  So relaxing that they astrally project their spirits forth into the great white winter.  There in a state of peace, disconnected from reality, their strong astral spirits manifest enough strength to effect the physical environment.  This strength for whatever reason is channeled into rolling up snow into neat little packages.  Apparently it’s a form of supernatural stress therapy.  Winds often accompany such metaphysical events courtesy of Wind Nymphs known as Aurae.  So it’s understandable how weather men, and women could believe that only the wind alone is accomplishing the miraculous Snow Rollers.  It’s thought that Wind Nymphs are attracted to the astral abominations now oddly at peace. Such Nymphs would know the Yeti well due to the blasphemous beasts almost exclusively lurking about the windy environments of blizzards, and high altitudes.

We also theorize that astral Abominable Snowmen are able to locate the perfect type of snow through a process guided by Mother Earth, aka Goddess Gaia, through her loyal Snow Nymphs. Nymphs who may guide multiple Yeti spirits to one location thereby manifesting multiple Snow Rollers. Perhaps this is just another paranormal process to keep balance in nature. A way to keep evil in check on Earth. Especially since it’s not in the Goddesses nature to eradicate entire sentient species.  Mass extinctions of any species are usually the result of some other factors, or higher dimensional supernatural entities. Certainly she is bound by higher enchanted entities, such as the Omniverse God, from unduly interfering in the evolution of Earth’s species, human, or otherwise.  Although as our planet’s spirit she does have the responsibility to guide the original evolution program in place before her spontaneous birth. She can also create her own species if compatible with the environment.

If you’re lucky enough to marvel at the artistry of a Snow Roller being created in your presence, you will know there are a plethora of invisible entities standing before you! Only certain supernatural beings will be able to witness these serene specters. The Abominable Astrals metaphysical energy rolling the white glittery flakes as Nymphs Of Snow stroll at their sides. Meanwhile Aurae swirl about whimsically whipping up wintry winds whether wild or mild. All interconnected by a shimmering web of energy linking them to Winter Goddesses, and Mother Earth.

Abominable Snowmen Also Create Ice Discs?
Recent paranormal research indicates that the Yeti may also be responsible for Ice Circles in various bodies of water. Clearly it’s quite a coincidence that floating ice seemingly forms a perfect circle on its own. We know that Abominable Snowmen enjoy a dip in freezing waters. So it stands to reason they would dream about doing so, and extend forth in astral form.  It’s thought that their astral spirits dance with Water Nymphs, and Ice Fairies in the winter waters to form these dandy discs! The ice wheels are sometimes collected by practitioners of magic for use in potions, and spells that call upon the Yeti. Unfortunately such spells are for use in targeting an individual as the focus of an Abominable Snowman attack!

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